₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Bury what?

Something...

I would give my right arm to bury something between those gigantic mammaries for ten minutes.

Those who even read the writeup successfully deserve medals.

That stuff is totally incoherent and disjointed.

But this people dey really insult Nigerians' intelligence o.

Say Buratai don survive countless assassination attempts.

Wallahi BMO kun reina mana hankali fa!

What a pitiable and laughable attempt to demonise a proven hero.

So this writer, with all her big big English, doesn't understand the meaning of 'hoax'

Abeg this attempt is DOA!


Sai Idris Deby 2023 insha Allah!!!

itsme01:
and you think someone with 500M needs government assistance on health? you think he would send his bill to the president or ministry of finance? Oga that guy don pass that level

Oga it's like you dunno what is going on...

I rest my case.

itsme01:
and you are certain its public fund? dude Abba Kyari was the former UBA MD , worked in law chambers and Oil and Gas sector, he was Femi Fani Kayode's Class mate at Oxford were they both studied law, so how fvcking much is medical bill that would be his problem?

See this man o.

Did all these qualities abi achievements stop him from collecting the #500m MTN egunje

Abba Kyari ought to have been reported missing a long time ago...

Let's do this the old-fashioned way though:

Like for BJ, share for AK.

Adeboye simply revealed that based on his analysis of the present state of things, and consultation of data obtained from extensive research on the WHO and CDC websites, it's almost impossible to predict the end of this pandemic.

Wedding without reception and huge hall and plenty plenty guests both invited amd otherwise, and rice and stew very plenty, and dance dance dance, and spraying of money, is that one wedding

Rgade:

Honestly don't you think this picture is now old and over used.
Give it a rest abeg, makes me cringe anytime I see it
Nigerians always overdo stuff, don't know when to stop, no originality
I don't understand the connection btw the story and the container thou.

I don't think so.

Though how do I know you're asking a question when you can't even punctuate correctly, Mr. Originality

Lol.

Inside life.

Wetin container get to do with him death again

All die na die even if na Jacuzzi him for kpoof inside.


Meanwhile, the man explaining to Angel Gabriel why he should be allowed through the pearly gates...

Michdear:
Stop lying private companies and banks donated those items

Read the first three paragraphs of the OP again and tell me where the bolded sprang from. Nawa o.

Lamanii22:
Lol... You used football terms to answer the OP... That's quite impressive...

That's called an 'analogy'.

MrPaul2:
Alaba bois back then

I dey tell you bros. You go buy DMX CD go house insert am come dey hear Plantashun Boiz or something. Lol.

Your head dey there.

Russo35:
EkitiState

Per individual?

Fair enough...

EmmySparky:
see ur mentality...with that kind of cash wat does he need transplant for...u no go check bald billionaires ni...who is he trying to impress

Alopecia becomes some people, e.g. E-money, but it doesn't to others like your oga there. I'm just saying his obvious hair loss seems incongruous with his acclaimed 'wealth'.

Advise him to go fully bald.

blowjohn:
only me go finish the food in 3 days so what r u saying.
In the USA, people are getting fod to last them 1 month.

Which other governor don give the one wey go pass one day?

If you really comprehended my comment then the latter part of your own comment would be needless.

Litmus:
Supporting dictators and Big Man Politics (e.g Paul Biya), the very things Nigerians claimed they disliked and fought against in order to reclaim democracy. Also, no point taking a jab at so called Elites (meaning the type of specific elites universally recognised as wrong for a country (e.g Mugabe in his later years and his greedy wife)) if you are going to welcome men like Idris Derby, for they are cut from the same cloth.

Problem with contemporary Nigeria opposition political culture is that it is childish, undisciplined and primitive, which is why it has a confusing incoherent narrative. You can't use the voice and manarisms of crooks to critic the governing party whom you call crooks. You cannot advocate stronger Democracy and yet impress upon the people that you want Gaddafi.

Bro you're taking an obviously sarcastic comment too far.

But then again, if a 'big man' politician can restore sanity unto our decadent national, leadership and political structure while making the standard of living easier for Nigerians and reining in insecurity, then may a big man emerge for us.

Magun+

hisexcellency34:
Igbo man...that's his own way of preserving it from getting bad. Evil

So are we to dedice that this is how 'Igbo men' preserve fruits from getting bad


You don do KOVIK ONE-NINE test so?

Abagworro:
Are you sure you watched the video?

Even the video him no mention name na. Him just say him from 'Enugu City'.

How sure are you he's not an Afonja trying to implicate law-abiding Igbo citizens


Na my Igbo brother sha. Accent no dey lie. See as him just dey call the Thai interrogator 'my brother'.

OP, no name so we can confirm and denigrate his tribe


Haba NCAN is very disappointed o.

With all him money him no fit do hair transplant

Na today


No be same Buhari appoint dead people to government boards

The only surprising thing is for anyone to be surprised that the senile old retired general has committed yet another gaffe from his seemingly endless repertoire of blunders.

Is like you never know say 'mother' na just title for person wey bring you come inside this kind suffer world.

If you see wetin some children dey see for their mama hand you go know say no be every mother be mother.

Btw, going through someone else's chats is all shades of wrong.

NwaNimo1:
Pathetic....

My friend show me any state in Nigeria that has done up to this. No be so so eba and egusi we dey see upandan
Or else agege bread


Compared to developed countries this is laughable, but going by our mediocre standards this is laudable.

This is quite laudable if it is true, and not just for photo-ops.


Because for this Naija wetin dey the disc no be wetin dey the packet.

I bet Indomie generation won't understand the proverb.

Nawa o. What is heroic about such a misstep

Dey there dey track COVIK ONE-NINE na.


Something's not adding up though: this guy's parents may be millionaires or something.

I dey find 10k to use buy foodstuff before this impending lockdown reach here, and one Jewish ozwor dey decline $8m.

Una for just kpansh now. Imagine o...person and him cousin.

Uwa nmebi.

The plot thickens...

I laugh at my Kannawa friends telling me no COVIK in Kano.

I tell 'em, calm down make dem start to test first.

Just imagine that. The second most populous city in Nigeria, and nobody has been tested yet.


In case you don't know, Nigeria has failed us o.