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Who him biography epp ![]() Plus the man is currently dead, so you might need to tweak your introduction. |
Even with all the isolation centres and equipment wey Gandollar dey show off ![]() They should concentrate on equipping states without such na. It's a no-brainer. |
No. I thought a Google image search on another thread had disproved the authenticity of this image/news ![]() |
Lol. Make Wike no forget, as a wise Czech pilot once confided in me, say over skill na im dey kill ninja. ![]() Although e be like say him know say Baba no dey town sha... |
GOFRONT:Clems Ohamaeze of blessed memory? |
No levels sef. ![]() Oba still dey use white Rizla smoke. Jonsing Oba. ![]() |
Honeydenz:I suppose it hasn't occurred to you that I might be Igbo myself? |
I love this. Still doesn't change the fact that you's a farm implement though. ![]() |
While I'm of the opinion that the Minister has been grossly untransparent as regards the so-called distribution of palliatives, I'm also strongly of the opinion, going by past antecedents of our undistinguished lawmakers, that these senators have been left out of the largesse, hence their outcry. Believe that this whole hullabaloo is in the interest of the masses at your own risk. |
Nyamuriflathead:See how incoherent you sound. I hope say one Chioma or Nnenna no break your heart to smithereens? You sound like an embittered somebody. |
Lemme park here first, because by my analysis, there's a 94.73% chance of this thread gracing FP. Btw, I'd always thought the statue was given to America by the Marquis de Lafayette. |
Nyamuriflathead:See as mature man like you just dey yarn opata. |
Rubbish! After determining that he was positive, wouldn't the next step be to have immediately quarantined him ![]() Abeg. This is giving a dog a bad name in order to hang it. |
adecz:Amaka kee you there.
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Lol. As a middle-aged Kazakh plumber once famously said, any time someone awakes is his morning. |
bareface:The reason why your thread seems hilarious is that you opened it based on hearsay from (according to you) an acclaimed fuckboy. How do we, who you're asking for answers, even ascertain that what happened is simply not a figment of his libidinous imagination ![]() |
This is simply put, a fallacy of generalisation. What empirical research have you conducted to arrive at the conclusion that most Igbo men don't live to see their grandkids ![]() |
bareface:At the bolded, I'd say he's obsessed with/fixated on you. But I thought his passing out had to do with his drunkenness Me sef don confuse o.You painted him as a randy person though. Make e no be say na familiar spirit him don jamb o. |
Deep. At the risk of sounding like a bigot, to avoid stories that touch, just do wetin your mama tell you. All those stereotypes we grew up hearing e.g. Igbo people too like money, Yoruba dirty, Hausa violent etc, have been proven to be largely not untrue. However, because we are humans first, I try my utmost to treat people bereft of ethnic or racial stereotypes. Mbaise people sha get issues. Lol. They are quite intelligent and astute in business, but the average Mbaise person get wetin Igbo man dey call obi akpo, which I'll loosely translate as 'ruthlessness'. Mind that I'm speaking from personal experience. It's that bad that a musician, whose name I cannot readily recall, talk say if you jamb snake and Mbaise person, make you kill the snake first. Lol. But as I earlier opined, we're human before anything else. I might get a lot of flak for my submission, but na your question me dey try answer. |
OP you no know wetin be yoga ![]() This is dope though...that pikin for belle fit go Green Berets or SAS or Navy SEALS or Marines training as him dey drop be that o... Fit as a fiddle. |
Na the Vincent Prosper picture be this ![]() Why him come dey like cross between frog and tortoise ![]() |
Aunty just advise am to go do COVIK ONE-NINE test. |
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Inna lillahi wa inna illahi rajiu'n. Allah ya jika sa. |
To be very candid, this one no follow. |
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song. For "Thor." Wyclef Jean - Million Voices. For "Hotel Rwanda." Enya - May It Be. For "The Lord of the Rings." |
See this men o. People say armed robbers attack dem police no gree show, una own na to dey argue difference between stream and canal. Mtchew. |
My own is when did plural of 'tooth' become teeth's ![]() |
Very simple. If dem ask you "are you mad?" just answer "yes sir/ma" dem go free you. |
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