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Politics › Re: Biography Of Late COS, Abba Kyari by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54am On Apr 18, 2020
Who him biography epphuh


Plus the man is currently dead, so you might need to tweak your introduction.
Health › Re: COVID-19: FG To Assist Kano Manage Situation by DanseMacabre(m): 10:36pm On Apr 17, 2020
Even with all the isolation centres and equipment wey Gandollar dey show offhuh

They should concentrate on equipping states without such na. It's a no-brainer.
Science/Technology › Re: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:02pm On Apr 17, 2020
No.


I thought a Google image search on another thread had disproved the authenticity of this image/newshuh
Politics › Re: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by DanseMacabre(m): 9:49pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lol.


Make Wike no forget, as a wise Czech pilot once confided in me, say over skill na im dey kill ninja. grin

Although e be like say him know say Baba no dey town sha...
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Fufeyin: Now Is The Time To Display Your Wealth By Giving To The Needy by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47pm On Apr 17, 2020
GOFRONT:
Chaiii.....

Why him com resemble one Nollywood Actor like that!!!!
Clems Ohamaeze of blessed memory?
Culture › Re: Video Of Oluwo Of Iwo Rolling Weed Released By Chanel Chin, His Ex Wife by DanseMacabre(m): 9:19pm On Apr 17, 2020
No levels sef. grin


Oba still dey use white Rizla smoke.


Jonsing Oba. undecided
Family › Re: 5 Reasons Most Igbo Men Don't Live To See Their Grandchildren by DanseMacabre(m): 8:34pm On Apr 17, 2020
Honeydenz:
Its in the open my friend, approach any 25years old Igbo guy now and see for yourself. Is either his father is late already or he's very old and about to die. 25years old boys oo, I haven't even gone further than that, just do your findings. A fair day to you!
I suppose it hasn't occurred to you that I might be Igbo myself?
Romance › Re: I Owe Nobody A Tight kitten, If You Can't Swim Then You Drown- Nigerian Lady Says by DanseMacabre(m): 5:41pm On Apr 17, 2020
I love this.



Still doesn't change the fact that you's a farm implement though. undecided
Politics › Re: I Stand By My Statement On COVID-19 Palliatives Fraud, Ndume Replies Presidency by DanseMacabre(m): 5:36pm On Apr 17, 2020
While I'm of the opinion that the Minister has been grossly untransparent as regards the so-called distribution of palliatives, I'm also strongly of the opinion, going by past antecedents of our undistinguished lawmakers, that these senators have been left out of the largesse, hence their outcry.


Believe that this whole hullabaloo is in the interest of the masses at your own risk.
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Ran Away After Testing Positive For Coronavirus In Ghana. PHOTOS by DanseMacabre(m): 5:31pm On Apr 17, 2020
Nyamuriflathead:
Guy, Discharge Komot My Mention Before Load Your Life Enter Recession.
See how incoherent you sound. I hope say one Chioma or Nnenna no break your heart to smithereens? You sound like an embittered somebody.
Travel › Re: Original Hand-drawn Plan Of NewYork Statue Of Liberty From 150-Years-Ago by DanseMacabre(m): 5:25pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lemme park here first, because by my analysis, there's a 94.73% chance of this thread gracing FP.


Btw, I'd always thought the statue was given to America by the Marquis de Lafayette.
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Ran Away After Testing Positive For Coronavirus In Ghana. PHOTOS by DanseMacabre(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17, 2020
Nyamuriflathead:
Pls Edit The Headline And Simply Put "Igbo man ran away after testing positive for coronavirus".
I Refuse to share thesame country with this uncivilized, primitive, illiterate who also doubles as a criminal because if it were to be that the news was publicing his feats and prowess in ghana, some irresponsible persons would tell us, we reserve no right to call him a nigerian. he would have been addressed as a "Ghanian National Of Igbo Descent", so i reject the double standard in This reportage.

meanwhile.... its IGBO AMAKA on this one
See as mature man like you just dey yarn opata.
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Ran Away After Testing Positive For Coronavirus In Ghana. PHOTOS by DanseMacabre(m): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2020
Rubbish!

After determining that he was positive, wouldn't the next step be to have immediately quarantined himhuh


Abeg. This is giving a dog a bad name in order to hang it.
Crime › Re: Two Neighbours In Bloody Fight In Enugu During Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m):
adecz:
Amaka kee Amaka,
nothing spoil!!


cool cool cool cool cool
Amaka kee you there.

Politics › Re: God Will Punish Buhari, Tinubu And All APC Leaders Says APC Youths (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:33pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lol. As a middle-aged Kazakh plumber once famously said, any time someone awakes is his morning.
Romance › Re: He Wanted To Make Love To Me But Passed Out. by DanseMacabre(m): 4:30pm On Apr 17, 2020
bareface:
He said the second time, he was not drunk and was with his senses. That he tried having sex with me and now passed out.
The reason why your thread seems hilarious is that you opened it based on hearsay from (according to you) an acclaimed fuckboy. How do we, who you're asking for answers, even ascertain that what happened is simply not a figment of his libidinous imaginationhuh
Family › Re: 5 Reasons Most Igbo Men Don't Live To See Their Grandchildren by DanseMacabre(m): 4:25pm On Apr 17, 2020
This is simply put, a fallacy of generalisation.

What empirical research have you conducted to arrive at the conclusion that most Igbo men don't live to see their grandkidshuh
Romance › Re: He Wanted To Make Love To Me But Passed Out. by DanseMacabre(m): 4:13pm On Apr 17, 2020
bareface:
I am very serious lol. I dont want to be associated with nonsense. From his speech, he is saying, why should he think about me to the point of dreaming about me. Then he now passing out.
At the bolded, I'd say he's obsessed with/fixated on you. But I thought his passing out had to do with his drunkennesshuh Me sef don confuse o.


You painted him as a randy person though. Make e no be say na familiar spirit him don jamb o.
Culture › Re: What’s The Myth With MBAISE People? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:55pm On Apr 17, 2020
Deep.


At the risk of sounding like a bigot, to avoid stories that touch, just do wetin your mama tell you. All those stereotypes we grew up hearing e.g. Igbo people too like money, Yoruba dirty, Hausa violent etc, have been proven to be largely not untrue. However, because we are humans first, I try my utmost to treat people bereft of ethnic or racial stereotypes.


Mbaise people sha get issues. Lol. They are quite intelligent and astute in business, but the average Mbaise person get wetin Igbo man dey call obi akpo, which I'll loosely translate as 'ruthlessness'. Mind that I'm speaking from personal experience.


It's that bad that a musician, whose name I cannot readily recall, talk say if you jamb snake and Mbaise person, make you kill the snake first. Lol.

But as I earlier opined, we're human before anything else.

I might get a lot of flak for my submission, but na your question me dey try answer.
Health › Re: Heavily Pregnant Lady Shares Extreme Workout Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 3:50pm On Apr 17, 2020
OP you no know wetin be yogahuh


This is dope though...that pikin for belle fit go Green Berets or SAS or Navy SEALS or Marines training as him dey drop be that o...


Fit as a fiddle.
Crime › Re: BREAKING!!! Ikpeazu Declares Vincent Prosper "Wanted" For Sneaking Into Abia by DanseMacabre(m): 3:49pm On Apr 17, 2020
Na the Vincent Prosper picture be thishuh


Why him come dey like cross between frog and tortoisehuh
Romance › Re: He Wanted To Make Love To Me But Passed Out. by DanseMacabre(m): 3:46pm On Apr 17, 2020
Aunty just advise am to go do COVIK ONE-NINE test.
Politics › Re: Aliyu Umar Is Dead (Ex-Kano Attorney-General) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:49pm On Apr 17, 2020
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Politics › Re: Aliyu Umar Is Dead (Ex-Kano Attorney-General) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:46pm On Apr 17, 2020
Inna lillahi wa inna illahi rajiu'n.

Allah ya jika sa.
Celebrities › Re: "To Enjoy Your Phone, Don't Go Into Debt" - Reno Omokri by DanseMacabre(m): 11:58am On Apr 17, 2020
To be very candid, this one no follow.
TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Top 3 Movie Songs Of All Time? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:09am On Apr 17, 2020
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song. For "Thor."

Wyclef Jean - Million Voices. For "Hotel Rwanda."

Enya - May It Be. For "The Lord of the Rings."
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Raid Abuja Est. As Police Tell Victims Not To Disturb Their Sleep by DanseMacabre(m): 10:49am On Apr 17, 2020
See this men o. People say armed robbers attack dem police no gree show, una own na to dey argue difference between stream and canal.


Mtchew.
Romance › Re: Curvy Lady Beats Up Her Man In A Public Restaurant,got People Talking by DanseMacabre(m): 10:36am On Apr 17, 2020
My own is when did plural of 'tooth' become
teeth'shuh
Romance › Re: If You Were Wrongly Put In An Asylum,how Do You Prove To Them You Are Sane? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:33am On Apr 17, 2020
Very simple. If dem ask you "are you mad?" just answer "yes sir/ma" dem go free you.

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