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No be small clout her husband Tein Jack-Rich get be that o. Mad.

I just remember one actor like that. Quite popular for his movie with Beyonce, Fighting Temptations.

Wetin be dat him name again...?


Yes, Cuba Gooding Jnr.

I'd been telling anyone who cared to listen that it's impossible for Kano not to have had the COVID virus. Kano is the second most populous state in Nigeria, and the commercial nerve-centre of the north.


If this shit blow for there, it'll likely become the new epicentre in Nigeria.

I just hope say this lockdown no be audio lockdown. Na today go determine sha. If Juma'at prayers no hold, na then we go know say them serious small.


Allah ya tsare.

OP dat your number one, I'm interested in knowing how the soldiers from the Biafran divide were transported to Lagos, then back to their trenches after the match ended.

You can call it kebab too. Kebab is originally Arabic, but it has been anglicised.

If I still dey alive and get money in the next ten years, na underground bunker me go reason for villa sef.

nifemi25:
This is why some guys picture is always found in a bottle at the middle of the sea......

damn thanks for this laugh.

This one na norms na. What will surprise me is if anyone is surprised by this information.



Saddest thing be say na here we go make noise finish. Dem don drive the car go house sef.

These women are more proactive than this government and its armed forces can ever hope to be.

But guy seriously what are we to do with this news now

So going by what NCDC is making us believe, Lhasa has in fact killed more people in Bauchi than COVIK ONE-NINE in the entire country


Gaskiya local man is confused.

See as eyelashes be like handfan.

If we say that the old man has delusions of grandeur now, some people will start spamming our mentions...

risos:
Get over it, we do more than this here in Nigeria. Just some unfortunate situation that happens every.
Hope the guy survives it.

You just spoke my mind bro...





But damn, humans are cold-blooded sha.



Animals (and insects) kill only when hungry or threatened, while humans are the only species that kill for sport.

I'm sorry for your plight and don't mean to insult you guys, but truth be told, if na this government una dey wait...una go oooooooold be that.

No be human being dem bi ni


Bet which kind mumu question come be this one na

Jakumo:
Read up on the Kennedy family. There were several great statesmen in that family, but also, the Kennedy clan was afflicted by one tragedy after another over the years, almost as though the great career and political success of the Kennedy family members, came at a terrible price that manifested in one untimely death after another.

I had to commend your civil response to an abusive comment sir. I just learnt something.

Lol. If you're hungry you won't have strength to do anything ai...

Na so person papa take turn amputee...

OP methinks you and Yenefer would make a perfect couple. What arrant nonsense!

Lmao. Three cups of rice


As daily ration or what


Wike don cast...

ProfDview1:
1stly, U r foolish to have threatened us with suicide very foolish thing of us to have said that...never try to blackmail us with such thing again in ur life.

2ndly, u r very foolish to have an unprotected sex with a lady u avnt Met in a while


All manners of stupidity just full ur body... Even if a lady invite u for dinner or lunch, carry condom with u.. Any tin can happen

If a lady invite u for church crusade, carry condom along, anytin can happen.

If she invite u for wedding, carry condom along, anytin can happen


Back to ur matter, pls do the necessary and let that girl have peace. U both already ruined her, pls go back n do d needful

At the bolded, as Slawomir would say, you're a reeealll nigggarrrrr.

Me I'm just here to read comments. Who's with me

daddytime:
If you were anywhere close to me right now ehn, the kind slap wey you for chop from my palm na Covik 19.

You are a very silly naive stupid boy. Na wetin you say want make you commit suicide?

I sorry for your mama. She don see am say the girl wise pass you that's why she warn you about her.

The slay queen don open pregnancy and dibia office for your head now you don dey shake like Awolowo leaf.

If you know what's good for you, you had better told her to refrain from calling to tell you any shit about any native doctor or else you'd block her from your phone, and damn her to announce whatever she likes to whoever.

Do not succumb to her cheap blackmail. She's seen through your naivety and that's what she's feeding off.

Guy seriously though, wetin be Awolowo leaf?

Yenefer:
U people don't even know the reason for wearing facemasks

Please enlighten us.

Acmepreneur:
Your wife is stupid and a disgrace to womanhood. She's supposed to be angry with you, yet she's angry with herself. A God's gift is pregnancy, I feel like slapping you for hurting your wife

It's too early to be spewing this kind of drivel, don't you think

Oga it's one of two things na.

You either choose to abort or keep the baby.
Let her not end up having a baby she'll hate.

Besides, concerning this being her biggest worry presently mean say other bigger problems we are collectively facing, viz. COVIK ONE-NINE, impending hunger crisis, massive unemployment, etc no reach her side.

Well, he who pays the piper dictates the tune, so...

Besides, he is not far from the truth. The collusion seems more passive than active though.

The girl is right in every way to try securing her future first.

Isn't the MSc meant to upgrade her career profile?

Besides, you've been dating for just four months, and her uncle has been there most of her life. It's only logical she takes his idea over yours.


I'll simply advise you using two English idioms:

1. Hold your horses.
2. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

The Negro is becoming an endangered specie...nawa o.

The Vour guy's statement sounds logical, but the last thing any country should be worried about right now is the immigration status of residents.

What about Amotekun though