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You don do coronavirus test

They should suspend activities till after lockdown.

Hope the vaccine was not rigged?

What is the criteria through which they're ascertained as 'poor people'?

Nobody is talking about the world ending physically. That is still millions of years away at the least. What I'm more worried about is the seismic change in global activities once this pandemic is contained.

What every human should be worried about is the novel threat of biological warfare hanging over our heads like the Sword of Damocles.

Look around at trending pictures of animals taking over streets and areas where humans are on lockdown. Even nature seems exhausted with man's suicidal activities.

In essence, what you guys doing these comparisons are failing to realise is that the last major one occured at least a century ago, when advances in medicine were still fledgling. Now, when we arguably have the best medical technology in the history of mankind, see what a 'common flu' is doing to us.

My 'end of the world' theory is summarised below.

https://www.nairaland.com/5729962/coronavirus-end-world-know-it

Mr. Shehu Koko for president 2023.

Abeg make dem find better cage lock this one put o.

I thought terrorists were observing the quarantine too

These are the guys who sane countries award national honours to.

Heroes.

Is this not the same charlatan that backed out of a duel with that witch doctor?

Learner.

Mad. I wouldn't be surprised if every state in Nigeria has infected people. The 5000+ people wey government dey find no be spirits na.

Plus I don't know how Kemi gets her gen, but more often than not it is legit.

Stay home, people.

Looks eerily post-apocalyptic.

Urinary tract infection. You need to see a doctor. Also drink loads and loads of water.

Lol. Definitely not Africa. The Chinese basically own us, what with all the loans they keep on shoving down the throats of our clueless leaders.

Nawa o. Ironically I think it's safer to be in prison at this point, than out of it.

The people wey truly need the money no go dey IG or Twitter.

Great gesture though.

Western world way get their own hands full. Plus Africa matter don tire dem.

Well, they say everyone has a doppelganger...I guess the internet has made it easier for peeps.to locate theirs.

This is not enough. All those present should have been arrested and made to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

Is there a city in Cuba called Lagos?

Just asking for a concerned citizen.

Welcome development.

To paraphrase an English idiom, a stitch in time saves nine.

To paraphrase a pidgin English idiom, Akwa Ibom no wan hear say shoot bird mama fly.

Of course it goes without saying that Udom should endeavour to provide palliative measures of sorts to cushion the effects this action will have on citizens of the state.

To humour you a bit, I could further your theory by saying that the virus was engineered for Africa to wothstand it. We're the final frontier of course. We stii have myriads of natural resources, virgin forests arable and fertile farmlands, of of course living space.

We are also famed for being dependable and docile slaves adept at hard labour too.

The plot thickens...

And of course, this is despite the fact that NCDC is still being economical with the actual number of tests conducted.

Several people have estimated that so far less than 500 tests have been conducted.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed till I see the tests totalling at least 5000, and the ensuing number of infected people. Of course I'm crossing these fingers in my hot room where I've stockpiled enough garri, groundnuts and pure water; with THC of course.

Mumu country.

So in other words, PDP doesn't have 'eminent' Nigerians in their infamous yam-eating herd of goats

So how does this self-contradictory piece of information cohere with the earlier warning that the disease was airborne?

Me na my bandanna me dey tie for nose sef.

Stephenomozzy:
What I'm trying to say is, this is indeed an interesting topic - which will be very well appreciated by open-minded folks (myself included), however, the richness of it has become belittled by the exchange of big words between participants trying to dispel another person's opinion.

There's often a thin line between conspiracy, foolery and postulation of perceived facts, more often than not, the line is willingness or unwillingess to accommodate another person's opinion without harsh verbal backlash!

Don't find my errors. Dem many.

I'll like that you expand on your very first post.. I be dey enjoy am

Lol. You're a good sport all the way through bro. I don't know why some people, instead of constructively opposing an opinion they disagree with, resort to casting aspersions on the poster's person or perceived ideological leanings. The mods seem to support this too, however tacitly they do it.

Bless.

A leopard can never change its spots.


But in the spirit of gallows humour, a leopard changes its spots when it moves from spot to spot. Why dem go change her spot? 'Oyibo' people no dey learn.

Our President has been reduced to a model and
(edited) video vixen.

Sorry what's lowdown?

This is Nigeria, where the likes of Elisha Abbo is gallivanting freely, even having awards bestowed on him.

In a nutshell, nothing go happen. Painful, but true.

Much respect. They're being hygienic at least.

Lemme get something though: does the lockdown prohibit protests?