₦airaland Forum

Everybody sha wan use KOVIK ONE-NINE chase clout.

All those here to read the lies, are you with me?

Lol. Afenifere, another toothless bulldog just like Ohanaeze and Northern Elders Forum.

Lalasticlala, your presence is needed here.

Nigerian soldiers are in trouble if this news is true.

Little wonder she went gaga.

Lol.

For those keen of eye, isn't it pitiable that the OP is fixated on the tribal aspect of the Igbo guy, whereas the Chinese are hammering on blacks.


Lame effort. Even for the tribalism you still get L.

E for effort though.

Feelers from Abuja say 'an undisclosed private' clinic in Lagos.


Feelers from the streets say an equally 'undisclosed hospital' in Fidel Castro's country, the one infamous for the Bay of Pigs invasion. I no call name o.

BeLookingIDIOT:
Seun come and see what your mods are letting ipobs criminals turn nairaland to

This kind early morning o.

Mad.

Oga even next week no sure, you dey talk six months

Hahahaha.

Falana don't just explode. You have the street cred to kickstart a revolution. Liaise with Sowore, Nnamdi Kanu, prospective bankrollers like Moghalu, etc.

Meanwhile, like Curtis Jackson and Marshall Mathers I'm patiently waiting for the Afonja-bashers...

FrMbaka:
You can't compare Chinese and Fulanis because they have nothing in common.

You can compare Fulani with the Mongolians.


Mongolians are not bad people, they are not killers, they were nomadic.

Bro, I don't mean to be uncivil, but you're a prime example of the fact that not a mean number of Nigerians do not understand sarcasm.

Lol.

I guess the Vatican didn't specify Sunday as the D-Day, thus Easter Monday.

Mad.

Lol.

Idris Deby for President 2023.

What's this

Is it just me or does the topic seem light years away from the topic

Or does the phrase 'battling for life' now have a new meaning

Who's she anyway

Amidst KOVIK ONE-NINE

The plot thickens...

Guys, I don't mean to sound pessimistic, but things will progressively get worse than this if the status quo ante remains.

This is the perfect atmosphere in which criminal elements thrive. Everyone one is home, and in this hell-hole country of ours where security is poor non-existent, your guess is good as mine as to what will continue to unfold if this lockdown persists.

Soon even the normally law-abiding citizen might have no choice when faced with hunger than to start breaking into stores or houses himself.

Get yourself armed people.

Above all, may this scourge pass.

Bolowolowo:
Please, where can I find bakasi and Toto during this lockdown??

How that isolation centre

He also died at the age of 33.

The plot thickens...

Guys, this is simply a way of culling the earth of unwanted or unfit species. Depopulating the world.

Why? Our earth is becoming depleted of natural resources. Human activities have caused the earth to lose its equilibrium, if chaotic, by means of damaging the ecosystem. Ergo Large scale deforestation, emission of CFCs that damage the ozone layer, massive slaughter of various animal species required to maintain balance in our ecosystem, etcetera.


Whether this scourge is man-made, viz the theory of biowarfare, or nature's way of cleansing herself, you name it. It's just the simple truth.

Idris Deby for President 2023.

The plot thickens.

May the scourge spare you sir.

Hmmm...

I wonder... will this extend to the calibre of those kids who burnt down a police station and accompanying vehicles?

To Fulani herdsmen?

To cattle rustlers?

To Juma'at prayers?

To...? Fill in the ellipses.

Nigeria is dead, we need a new country.

May this scourge pass.

At least a slay queen with a functional brain.

Hian.

I been just dey laugh when Kannawa dey tell me say Kovik no dey Kano.

My response to them was...calm down make dem start dey too first.

If this sh.it hits Kano, people go die tire.

Sir, with all due respect, I think the ideal recipient of this advice should be de-facto Red Cap Chief President Abba Kyari.

Whoo!

I don't mean to trivialise the tragedy, but it's been aeons I last had the privilege of making home page on an explorers's thread.


That said, the issue of other countries' response and show of concern towards their citizens, as compared to Nigeria's, is like flogging a dead horse.

However, it shouldn't be too worrisome because laat time I checked, Nigeria was created as and is still a business enterprise. The aim of any business is to maximise profit. The major shareholders are the elite in government, and we, the citizens are just sweatshop employees, no different from the millions of underage children in China who work fourteen hour days and get paid pee-nuts (pun intended).


My advise to Nigerians is either of the following.

1. Get a visa and move to Chad.
2. Bribe your way (as is standard procedure) to get a public or service job, loot the hell out of it and remain here.


Nigeria is dead. We need a new country.


And yes o, as the accompanying meme indicates, I'm prepared for the barrage of 'wailer' brigade.

I'm sorry, but if the status quo remains, it'll only get worse.

Basic123:
Hausa Fulani woman is the deputy general of the United Nations we never hear noise.

INFERIORITY COMPLEX EVERYWHERE

So who's making noise

Who's suffering from inferiority complex

Hope you're not suffering from paranoia and persecution complex bro.

Suggesting you seek psychiatric assistance is not an unfriendly piece of advice.

ZKOSOSO:
N-Power is meant to calm the Southerners and other non Fulanis jobless ones for the evil of BuhariAPC system of employing HausaFulanisKanuri Muslims in the REAL FGN employment.

All the real Federal Jobs have been skewed to only northern Muslims while Npower is for rest southern and non Muslims North.

Lol. I respect your opinion bro. However, I think there are a lot of beneficiaries from the North too..

Key word claimed to be a soldier.

This man is an impersonator. A bonafide Nigerian soldier would have opened fire on those who accosted him, then proceeded to r.ape and infect all females of their extended families.

Guys let's not waste time. Honourable Minister of Disaster, Sadiya Whatever, assured beneficiaries that their stipends would be paid before Easter.

Today is Good Friday afternoon, barely a day and half to D-Day, yet all my friends who are volunteers never hear kpim.

Isn't this sufficient to show that beneficiaries don enter one chance?

If you never know before, spoiler alert - Nigeria doesn't give a rat's ass about you.

The one wey tire me pass na say even their official Nairaland handle, npower don dey even follow dey comment for unrelated threads...

The misplaced vendetta of the Lagos State Government just added a feather to this slowpoke's cap.

Going by Nigerians' predilection for stupidity and depravity, watch how many more followers Azeez Fashola (no relation, I hope? ) gets in the next couple of days and weeks.