₦airaland Forum

Nawa o. No be small thespians full this country. Everything na so so drama.

Shey na till dem begin change to zombie una go know say dem dey infected.

Say dem no dey show symptoms. Aren't a fair number of the victims so far asymptomatic?

Mad o!

chiiraq802:
Army enforcing social distancing?? in those places,
Nigeria Army are the ones staying indoors...

damn...didn't see that coming. Mad.

To be frank though, we should be thankful that these numbers are still minimal. It means something is inhibiting the spread of the virus. Whether na weather, or God or Naija blood or whatever.

Dem for just resubscribe everybody bouquet for the next one month na...E for make sense pass this audio money way don enter voicemail so.

This might be coming on the heels of talks with a top Nigerian government functionary who is purportedly in Cuba for medical tourism.

Convoy of two hundred bikes × 3 bandits to a bike. That's six hundred at least.

Where's the army enforcing social distancing

iLegendd:
Which state are you in?

Omo I faaaar o. Northwestern Nigeria. You?

San2ski:
If you want us to mind our biznes, don't go for public posts.
Government biznes is everybody's biznes

Oya go dey count who and who family members government officials dey help. The day we begin to respect people's privacy in this country, things go start to change.

iLegendd:
I don't mingle that much. Also, I hate when I give people things and two weeks later, I'll see those things in a trash. Some people lack maintenance.

Okay. So how I fit take get am?

You no get needy people for your street

ignis:
This proactive measure of not releasing COVID-19 patients corpse to families for burial is highly commendable.
Especially in the southern part of the country where we kiss and worship corpse before burial.

Really Na hyperbole ba?

seunmohmoh:
Nothing. Lol... Na joke o

It's the truth though, pretty one. The first step to getting enlightened is acknowledging that you know nothing.

The revolution will be televised.

I thought unlike Ebola, COVID doesn't live on in a host's corpse?

What do I know though?

Erediauwa:
This is the handwork of God Almighty...


Imagine how many years she have been trying IVF.

So na immaculate conception

If you like sensitise and orient them till next year. Dem go still mete all sorts of inhumane punishments on we, the 'bloody civilians'. A total paradigm shift is needed, be it in any guise, even a revolution, for those guys to change their mentality.

I do not in anyway support this utterly reprehensible act, but Nigerians should learn to mind their goddam business!

Whereas Nigerians are languishing in other parts of the world...

Some of y'all are really demented o. You go wake for morning, first thing way enter your mind na to create tribalistic thread. You don chop sef

ivolt:
There is no trouble.
Breach lockdown and get shot.

Shooter.

This camp is really fortified, and not what you'd expect from a 'ragtag' band of miscreants. Well who knows anything?

The government is asking for trouble if it enforces lockdown without any cushion for the citizens.

Who your condemnation epp

Some people will riot because of this.

Spot on! Above all, man proposes, god/nature/fate etc disposes.

If you leave some people dem fit tell you say na Cuba flag be that.

In that case I go just switch my brand from Rothmans to Benson & Hedges.

Negotiation is a key skill, sadly underrated.

Ernest Hemingway's 'The Old Man and the Sea' is set in Cuba.

I strongly doubt North Korea's ststus.