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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2020/21 N-power Recruitment: 400,000 Volunteers To Be Recruited-minister (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:45am On Apr 10, 2020
Lol. Dem never finish pay the ones wey dey ground. Smh...
Health › Re: Boss Mustapha: I Never Knew Nigeria’s Healthcare Infrastructure Was In Bad State by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On Apr 10, 2020
Omooba77:
Like Always say, the greatest fear is that those leading are not really aware of the problem.
Bros they are fully aware. They simply turn a blind eye.
Health › Re: Boss Mustapha: I Never Knew Nigeria’s Healthcare Infrastructure Was In Bad State by DanseMacabre(m):
The headline itself don do me. Boss Mustapha, God punish you!

How would you know when you and your depraved band of looting compatriots jet abroad for even headachehuh

Wow, I made FTC! My hunger don disappear small, Alhamdullilahi.


Seun, where the relief package wey I hear say you dey use Npower FTC beneficiarieshuh
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Oozes Attention As He Shares A Video Of Himself In Just His Bra & Pant by DanseMacabre(m): 9:22am On Apr 10, 2020
Truth be told, Bobrisky don fine pass over 70% (conservative estimation) of Naija babes. grin
Politics › Re: Talk To Your Senators, Below Are The Contact Details Of The 109 Senators by DanseMacabre(m): 9:18am On Apr 10, 2020
Mtchew. Dem dey talk hunger and imminent starvation, OP dey talk FOI. Who FOI epphuh
Politics › Re: Stop Depicting The Military As Brutal In Your Drama Skits- Nigeria Army by DanseMacabre(m): 9:04am On Apr 10, 2020
Okay. We should really stop portraying them as such.


We should start portraying them as the insensitive, lily-livered paper tiger cowards that they truly are, whose stock in trade and modus operandi is bullying hapless 'bloody civilians', donating weaponry to Boko Haram, and making tactical manouvres (a euphemism for desertion of course)to Cameroon when their scourge BH overpowers them.


Nonsense and Buratai Burantashi.


Abeg make nobody vex me this morning. A hungry man is an angry man.
Business › Re: Taskforce Destroy Market Women Goods (pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:52am On Apr 10, 2020
Man's inhumanity to man Poor Nigerians inhumanity to fellow poor Nigerians.

On a normal day, these so-called task force bastard sons of a thousand fathers come from the same miasma of abject poverty pervading most Nigerians.

They experience the same wretchedness most of us do, but as with the average Nigerian citizen, give them any semblance of a uniform (even if na dat kind Chosen Mopol reflector vest) and they metamorphose into beasts.

Any body wey Nigeria never tire either belongs to the class of the elite, or else him na mad man.
Crime › Re: Mary Yakubu: Suspected Trafficker Intercepted With 27 Children In Taraba by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47am On Apr 07, 2020
Her third arrest since Februaryhuh Who has been releasing and re-releasing herhuh
Health › Re: COVID-19 : Fake 250mg Chloroquine Now In Circulation by DanseMacabre(m): 9:38am On Apr 07, 2020
It was only a matter of time...and truth be told, most likely Onitsha will be the epicenter of the distribution.
Celebrities › Re: People Blast AY For Backing Funke Akindele & Talking About Oppressors In Govt by DanseMacabre(m): 9:30am On Apr 07, 2020
OKorowanta:
He want make Funke notice say he support her na!
Ekpa!
grin he sure as hell never esperred the severe backlash.
Celebrities › Re: People Blast AY For Backing Funke Akindele & Talking About Oppressors In Govt by DanseMacabre(m): 9:29am On Apr 07, 2020
Lol. They came for AY sha...
Health › Re: Covid-19 : Nigeria Man Invented A Ventilator (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:48am On Apr 07, 2020
As an aged Finnish sailor always said, necessity is the mother of invention.
Agriculture › Re: My Pepper/vegetable Farm As A Jobless Graduate by DanseMacabre(m): 7:46am On Apr 07, 2020
Nice one bro. Hope say you plant ganja join? grin
Celebrities › Re: Single Mother Caught Burying 3-month-old Baby Alive, Confesses by DanseMacabre(m): 4:48pm On Apr 06, 2020
This one left me speechless o...
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Govt Wants Social Media Giants To Deal With 5G Conspiracy Theorists by DanseMacabre(m): 4:25pm On Apr 06, 2020
Lol. Really? What happened to freedom of speechhuh
Politics › Re: FG's Disbursement Of N20,000 Susceptible To Massive Corruption- Afenifere by DanseMacabre(m): 4:21pm On Apr 06, 2020
Lol. Afenifere is just sugarcoating talk. What they mean is that the money has, as usual, done a vanishing act once again. And rightly so.
Politics › Re: Buhari Ordered Customs To Distribute Seized Bags Of Rice All Over The Country by DanseMacabre(m): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
Mtchew. I die standing.
Celebrities › Re: Do Giveaway And Stop Showing Us Your Kpomo - Fans Slam Actress Moyo Lawal by DanseMacabre(m): 4:15pm On Apr 06, 2020
Truth be told this bitch ugly tho.
Sports › Re: Breaking News:Man City Coach, Guardiola Losses Mum To Coronavirus by DanseMacabre(m): 4:11pm On Apr 06, 2020
Chai. May the senora's soul rest in peace.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chadian Soldiers Led By President Idris Debby Burst Boko Haram Warehouse by DanseMacabre(m): 8:45am On Apr 05, 2020
Yankee101:
Some Nigerian politicians have interests in boko haram

Modu Sheriff and plenty of borno elites. The founder of boko haram, Mohd Yusuf, was a commissioner of religious affairs under Modu as governor. Boko was used prominently in the wresting of power from pdp. But just like thugs used and dumped after elections, they became an out of control cancer.

Check the proportion of Borno people in the presidency

Trivia

1. Halima Buhari (the president's daughter) married Babagana Sheriff (Modu Sheriff's kid brother) in 2012. See the wedding YouTube video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzp9J87_5AE

2. Boko haram was billed to negotiate with goodluck's govt, they selected buhari openly to represent them in Saudi Arabia, when he refused he was bombed

3. He asked goodluck's govt not to kill boko haram, that they are 'our sons'

4. He has been releasing boko haram fighter's after 'rehabilitation'. Alot return and kill soldiers

5. He has been seeking amnesty for them since he became president
At the bolded, you should get your facts right before spreading misinformation on public fora. Mohammed Yusuf was never a commissioner in Ali Modu Sherif's government.
Family › Re: Covid-19: Father Gives Son Embarrassing Haircut To Enforce Social Distancing by DanseMacabre(m): 11:17am On Apr 04, 2020
If only General Muhammadu Buhari could be this proactive. grin
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Do NOT Allow 5G In Nigeria, Dino Melaye, Fani Kayode & Others Says. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:15am On Apr 04, 2020
Omo...seems like China's got a serious vendetta against the world.
Health › Re: Netherlands Reject China-made Coronavirus Test Kits, Gear by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On Apr 04, 2020
Countries like Nigeria unfortunately do not have a say. You reject Chinese own which one you wan come use?

How we wan even take know say e substandard sefhuh


Mtchew.
Politics › Re: What Biafrans Are ₦doing To Ndi Aba And No One Is Talking [pictures] by DanseMacabre(m): 10:03am On Apr 04, 2020
Scientists:
Brother, i am Igbo living in Abia. Omo, truth must be told. These heartless greedy people are capable of starving the whole country if they have the power if you don't dance to their tune.
Bro, which one is what Biafrans are doing to Ndigbo again? Are Biafrans and Ndigbo not one and the same?

Informed people have been correcting you that it's a nationwide phenomenon and you're insisting that it's only in the East.

Toh...
Politics › Re: What Biafrans Are ₦doing To Ndi Aba And No One Is Talking [pictures] by DanseMacabre(m): 9:51am On Apr 04, 2020
It would have been a quite sensible and apt post, if not for your ill-advised inclusion of tribalistic sentiments.

Even here (a state in the north) where there is no lockdown, satchet water which used to be the cheapest commodity has been steadily increasing in price.

And if you must be a tribalist, be so proudly and stop hiding under the cuckold guise of 'my Biafran brothers' or such cowardly subterfuge.
Health › Re: Lai Mohammed: COVID-19 Corpses’ Can’t Be Claimed For Burial by DanseMacabre(m): 3:17pm On Apr 03, 2020
maximunimpact:
You obviously know nothing
Tell me something new.
Romance › Re: . by DanseMacabre(m): 3:15pm On Apr 03, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
All these flimsy excuses of not meeting up with the time frame, inactive user account, and all that doesn't change the fact that this giveaway was done by man know man then maybe a few on neutral grounds just to save face. Cos most people met the requirements and were still not credited.

If you were not reached out to, I beg you forget and stop going on like a fellow human being is now God.

I feel a time like this is not when anyone should start screening and categorizing and politicking for giveaways cos we are all together in this mess. But all the same, their giveaway, their money, their screening.
We move.
This is simply a case of the fox in Aesop's fable saying the grapes were sour, because it could not reach them. Just move on.
Romance › Re: . by DanseMacabre(m): 2:36pm On Apr 03, 2020
Ishilove and j111333 God bless you guys. I was almost moved to tears when I came across this thread. Allah I didn't know there were still Nigerians like this. Respect.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Only The Poor Will Get N200,000 And Bag Of Rice by DanseMacabre(m): 2:30pm On Apr 03, 2020
Lol.

Yesterday na so one guy for here talk say most of these Nairaland beggars na our top top politicians.

E weak me.
Romance › Re: Why Do Wife To Be Always Pick Either The Quran Or The Bible During Introductions by DanseMacabre(m): 2:25pm On Apr 03, 2020
athaboi:
We don't do that here
Kai you for attach dat Black Panther meme e for legit.
Romance › Re: Imagine Feeding Off Only Female Waste Till You Die by DanseMacabre(m): 2:23pm On Apr 03, 2020
Use your head. If dem turn you to excreta slave who go dey flash dem cashhuh

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