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SportsRe: Santiago Solari: When Lionel Messi Holds The Ball, The Earth Shakes by decub: 4:18pm On Oct 30, 2018
What a bad way to start. Failure already!
LifestyleTonite:
The interim coach at Real Madrid, Santiago Solari, has said that every time Lionel Messi holds the ball, the earth shakes and the air trembles.

42-year-old Solari is currently in charge of affairs at the Santiago Bernabeu pending when the club finds a replacement for Julen Lopetegui who was sacked yesterday.

Mirror UK quoted the new Real Madrid coach saying:



After losing 5-1 in the El Clasico fixture against Barcelona last weekend at Camp Nou, Real Madrid will take on Valladolid in their stadium on Saturday.

https://www.wotzup.ng/2018/10/real-madrid-coach-messi-earth-shakes/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Can Solve Your Immediate Problem Now? A Helper Might Just Be Waiting!! by decub: 8:22am On Oct 18, 2018
Virtually everyone has a problem. No one even volunteered to solve the TS' problem! Abi @bongolisti no get problem ni? Might not be financial.
Car TalkRe: Watch Range Rover Drive Itself Around Uk’s Most Challenging Road At 40 Mph by decub: 9:39am On Oct 15, 2018
I can imagine having that in Lagos!
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo To Endorse Atiku Abubakar Eventually - SR by decub: 6:45am On Oct 10, 2018
donphilopus:
Obasanjo doesn't need to endorse Atiku for him to win or lose. Obasanjo's endorsement can't guarantee Atiku victory in Ogun State let alone the Southwest as a whole.

We are no longer doubting Buhari's victory. What's still not clear to us however, is how wide the margin would be.

Atiku can't win any State in the Northwest which boasts of the highest voting strength in the country. He may be able to win two States of Adamawa and Taraba in the Northeast. Aside Plateau and Benue, Atiku isn't sure of winning any other State in the North Central including FCT.

Coming down South, Buhari is certain of winning all the States in the Southwest. If you think otherwise, you can prove it without being sentimental.

Buhari only needs 30% of the votes in the South South and Southeast and no doubt he would surely get it. Wike allocated votes to Jonathan in Rivers in 2015, that won't happen next year. Such won't happen in Delta and Akwa Ibom too.

To wrap it up, Atiku is late to the race so no need atikulating because doing that would yield no positive result.
Your analysis will work only if the election is rigged.

The South-Western states are not 100% Yorubas. In fact, Lagos have up to 40% Non Yorubas(basically South Easterners). Kaduna and Kano have South-Easterners scattered all over the states too.

Don't be too sure of the 30% in the South South and South East you opined cos if Atiku plays his cards well, Buhari might not get up to 20% in these areas.

You are particularly right about North Central but when you consider other Geo zones and how the votes would play out, then you will understand Atiku would give him a chase; possibly overtake.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Posters Flood Social Media by decub: 7:32am On Oct 09, 2018
Is Ngozi interested in the jobhuh
PoliticsRe: Buhari: People Call Me "Baba Go Slow" Those Going Fast, Where Did They Go? by decub: 6:37pm On Sep 28, 2018
queensera:
“Sometimes people call me ‘Baba Go Slow.’ Those who were going fast –where did they go to?”

President "Muhammadu Buhari" says this at a meeting with Nigerians in the diaspora yesterday, in New York.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/1045647827634978818
Who come tell am, I think say e get ear problem?
PhonesRe: Glo Excite Customers With Mind Blowing Offers- 4.8GB For N1000, And MORE by decub: 7:27am On Sep 28, 2018
DopeTech:
One of the BIGGEST data bonus offer to ever hit Nigeria is here

I know you all are still flexing the Glo awoof data that gives 5.2gb for N100 & 10.4GB for N200.
Learn more here:
https://www.nairaland.com/4747129/glo-data-awoof-get-5.2gb

Get an amazing 125% bonus on ALL data plans when you buy a new GLO SIM. Existing customers aren't left out, existing customers get 25% bonus on all data plans.

To Enjoy This Offer
Get a new Glo SIM today and start enjoying mind-blowing data offers from Glo.

Dial *777# to choose a plan

Gives you mind-blowing bonues on recharge and when you subscribe for a data plan.

Sources: #GloWorldOutlet
They've stopped the 5GB for N100.
PoliticsRe: 'Underaged Policeman Who Participated In Osun Election' - Corper Claims (Photos) by decub: 6:40am On Sep 24, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
One of the NYSC members who participated in Osun election took to Facebook to share photos of a policeman allegedly to be between 13-14yrs that participated in the election.According to him,he was surprised to see the young man in police uniform. He wrote....

'This small police boy was also in my ward. He should be 13 or 14 years old. All the corps members were like how come. But then i like him. I just have to take this picture with him  for reference purpose. He is from the North and he can't speak English'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/09/see-photos-of-underaged-police-officer.html
And he took his pix, posted it online without his consent; in such a disgraceful manner. Even without a solid proof... Continue and don't cry when it boomerangs!
PhonesRe: Glo Data Awoof- Get 5.2GB For N100 And 10.4GB For N200 by decub: 10:35pm On Sep 22, 2018
DopeTech:
Already we are in the Season Of Surprises as lots of freebise and awoof packages are licking out from all the loopholes.
While MTN users are still enjoying the mPulse and 0.0k free browsing cheat here is something for Glo users. With this simple trick, you will get 5.2GB data for just N100 and 10.4GB data for N200 only.

This tweak has been tested and confirm before dropping it here, although it works for most Glo Sims, it sim selective.

Without much talk, just follow these simple procedures below to get 5.2GB or 10.4GB data for N100 or N200 respectively.

How to Get 5.2GB Data for N100 Or 10.4GB Data for N200 On Glo

Step 1: Get your Glo SIM and dial *603# to migrate to Glo Jolicate

Step 2: After migrating, recharge the line via E-top up (e.g your banking app, bank USSD code or other online channels) with N100 or N200.

Step 3: You will receive 5.2GB for N100 recharge and 10.4GB for N200 recharge.

How to Check The Data Balance
To check the data balance, dial #122#.
Note
>> You can accumulate the data (just as shown in the screenshot below).

>> This tweak is SIM selective and it works mostly on new Glo Sims.

That's all guys.

If you find this post helpful, kindly share.

Also feel free to drop your comments and questions.

SOURCE: https://www.yomitech.com/2018/09/glo-data-cheat-get-52gb-for-n100-and.html?m=1
Really working. Thanks for the info
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Officer Dies During S*x With Lover In His Office - PHOTOS by decub: 9:13am On Sep 04, 2018
He died in active service!
HealthRe: Can Your Employer Stop You From Keeping A Doctor's Appointment by decub: 1:19pm On Aug 29, 2018
uzolexis:
So a colleague had an appointment with a gynaecologist at 2 pm and informed my boss about it by 11 am. He refused to let her go, his reason being that the notice was too short.
IMO she was only leaving for a few hours, not the whole day. Did she need to give him a notice several days before? What if her condition was life-threatening? Is it right for an employer to do that, I mean according to the law.
Please, I'd like to get your opinions and maybe experience on this issue.
The boss was right because the notice was too short.

That's more like taking your office hours and boss for granted!
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Few Days After Her Period by decub: 6:37pm On Aug 27, 2018
Kingsley10000:
A friend of mine asked me this question,since i'm not a medical doctor or gynecologist,not in the right position to provide the answer
Though chances are slim, it is not impossible because sperm cells can still survive for 3 days or more.

If your few days is like 3 days, add another 3 days healthy sperms can stay alive in a woman, you have not less than 6 days which increases the chances. Not my field tho..., just some analogy.
PoliticsRe: Saraki On Tinubu In 2014 About The APC VP Position by decub: 10:16am On Aug 21, 2018
jefdr001:
I can't see any difference between this and Saraki s current response . Infact all I see here is a diplomatic expression of how tinubu was forced to relinquish the VP position to Osibanjo. Contrary to what you can understand this story confirms Sarakis current response to tinubu. If you know you know.
God bless you for comprehending well. I see no difference between his position then and what he said about Tinubu now. For me, he was just being diplomatic and loyal to party ethics. In fact, this has shown he has always known a lot about top ranking party member's motive towards this government.
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Tinubu Will Support Buhari On Hospital Stretcher To Succeed Him In 2023 by decub: 6:01am On Aug 21, 2018
BENZINA:
There is something great about this man(Saraki) i still find difficult to explain.
He is just smarter than his folks; call him a game changer. He knows when best to strike.
SportsRe: The Next El Clasico To Be Played In USA? by decub: 1:33pm On Aug 17, 2018
TechCapon:
Having failed to get good replacements for Zidane and Ronaldo and receiving the kind of treatment they got from Athletico, this season's El classico doesn't look too promising angry
El Classico is always El Classico as it's not just a game between team rivals. October 28 will tell.
RomanceRe: 'No Guy Will Buy You N2500 Coldstone & N4000 Pizza Without Asking For Reward' by decub: 1:12pm On Aug 16, 2018
spycee1:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5b740ac0605c8.JPG

'No guy on this planet will buy you coldstone of #2500 and Pizza of #4000 without asking for a reward' - Nigerian lady tweets
Guys, is this true? Lol.

https://trendinghelm..com/2018/08/no-guy-on-this-planet-will-buy-you.html

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That's not true. Maybe a boy!
BusinessRe: BREAKING: Apple Becomes 1st Private Company Worth $1 Trillion by decub: 8:41am On Aug 03, 2018
Samsung is next. When those phones can buy plots of land; expect nothing less!
HealthRe: HIV Status Is Indeterminate by decub: 4:10pm On Jun 28, 2018
obinnand:
I visited a medical laboratory for culture test. When I came back to collect the result. They collected another of my blood sample saying that they want to be sure, that I should please come the next day. The following day I returned they also colleted my blood sample saying that they want to be very sure. When I finally got the result it states that my HIV status is indeterminate. They advice me to come back in 3 months time for another test. This thing happened about 3 days ago since then I have not been myself. I need advice and I have never slept with a woman. Please medical laboratory scientists in the lab help me. My blood group is O.
Even if it is positive, is that the end of your life? Don't kill yourself unnecessarily?
SportsRe: Germany Players In Tears After 2018 World Cup Exit (Photos) by decub: 8:50am On Jun 28, 2018
emeijeh:
Say no more.....
But he might not be thinking that way. Don't be surprised if you see him weeping even more. Some people are just selfless and highly patriotic.
CelebritiesRe: Nina Tattoos Miracle's Name On Her Hand Using Henna Design by decub: 8:47am On Jun 28, 2018
oloriadejoke:
and so huheveryone need a miracle joor
And a sign of love?
SportsRe: I Don’t Know Why I Didn’t Award Penalty To Nigeria – Turkish Referee by decub: 8:45am On Jun 28, 2018
tempest01:
It was not a penalty. It was unintentional.

Iheanacho and Ighalo are the problem. Selfishness and unclinical idiots
I'm not sure if penalties resulting from the ball touching a player's arm are completely based on intent. In my personal opinion, it was for the reason that Rojo's hand didn't change the direction of the ball, hence, couldn't have prevented a perfect finish from Ighalo. He simply missed a golden opportunity.

Fine, some other referees may have awarded a penalty in that case but it doesn't make it a standing rule if there's no deflection or obstruction. JMO.
SportsRe: Diego Maradona Hospitalized After Finger Salute In Argentina's Win Over Nigeria by decub: 9:39am On Jun 27, 2018
chucs:
Better for him,I hope he bleeps himself there. Will be rooting for France to bundle the useless Argentina out of the worldcup. Shame on those who chose Messi over their country,it showed that slavery mentality has gotten grip of u. To hell With Ighalu,Iheanacho and the extremely naive Rohr.
I don't think you should blame Rohr, blame the players. They were just playing as though they are more interested in the draw rather than winning. How can we aim so low. Argentina was a better team with burning spirit and desire to progress to the next stage!
SportsRe: VAR During Nigeria Vs Argentina Match: Worldwide Reactions by decub: 8:47am On Jun 27, 2018
Let's be sincere here, if Ighalo had missed that ball as a result of the deflection, he would have awarded the penalty!
EducationRe: Scientist Deliberately Crashed This Aeroplane To Learn What Happens During Crash by decub: 11:26am On Jun 23, 2018
Automotive1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJZ1eHU_JZg

Do you know the best and safest place to sit in an aircraft ?

The Discovery Channel did an experiment in 2012 where they deliberately crashed a Boeing Boeing 727-200 airliner loaded with test dummies and sensors.

The experiment was designed for scientists to study the crash-worthiness of the aircraft's airframe and cabin as well as the impact of crashes on the human body.

The aircraft's original owner was Singapore Airlines before being sold to last US's Broken Wing LLC of Webster Groves, who planned and executed the experiment.

The Boeing 727 airliner took off with the flight crew and a small group of passengers with a Chase Plane following close behind.

They later parachuted to safety and flew the aeroplane by remote control from the Chase Plane to the crash site.

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/3799/znwCrZ.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/3905/0v5ZVh.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/7107/sjv8Po.jpg

The aeroplane hit the ground at 140 miles per hour ( about 230 km/h), breaking up into several sections.

The conclusion for this test with the front hitting the ground first was that passengers at the front of an aircraft would be the ones most at risk in a crash.

Passengers seated in the middle third of the plane had a 39% fatality rate, aisle seats in the middle had a 44% fatality rate and seats in the front third had a 38% rate.

Passengers seated closer to the airplane's wings would have suffered serious but survivable injuries.

The test dummies near the tail were largely intact meaning passengers there are likely to suffer minor injuries unlike those in front.

In other crashes where the tail or back of a plane hits the ground first, the reverse might apply.

Flying is still the safest form of transportion. Remember that the chances of dying in a car crash are 1 in 112 while the odds of dying in a plane crash are 1 in 8,000.

Which side of the plane is your favourite and why?

https://autojosh.com/scientists-deliberately-crashed-this-aeroplane-to-learn-what-happens-during-a-crash/
I love middle (exit); window. It's the safest, irrespective of the side the plane crashes with. Though generally, survival rate in plane crashes are minimal.

The plane hit the ground at 230km/hr, in reality, crashed planes hit the ground at over 300km/hr. It could even go as high as 500km/hr especially when it's a sudden engine failure.
TravelRe: Photos Of 8 Edo Indigenes Who Died In Fatal Accident On Return From Spain by decub: 6:36am On Jun 13, 2018
The way people drive these days eh!
AgricultureRe: Big Python I Killed In My Farm Today And What Has Become Of It. by decub: 5:18pm On Jun 11, 2018
Jamariwolff:
SCARY faces everywhere
You funny die... But to see your face don dey hungry me
SportsRe: Ronaldo Loking At Mo Salah: Shows Real Madrid Had 'Bad Plans' For Mo Salah by decub: 5:49am On May 27, 2018
nzeobi:
the rash tackle was intentional but I still think sallah was careless and didn't do enough to protect himself.
a successful player like him that he will always be a target.
can Ronaldo, Messi or hazard allow you wrestle them to the ground in the manner without pushing you and protecting themselves.

sallah get well I still hope to see you at the world cup
You are just right. I expected Salah to push him and not rely on free kick. One rule as a star is for you to always play safe, protect yourself and win as much free kicks as you can; when you can.
FamilyRe: My Father-in-law Is Making My Wife To Disrespect Me! by decub: 7:13am On May 24, 2018
winningwinner:
My name is Dahe. I struggled to graduate from the university. I made first class. After that, I got a job that pays 120k per month. But there is this problem with the job. You work like the bull and hardly have time for yourself. I sometimes sleep in the office just to beat time. It's work all through from morning till night.
There is this girl that I fell in love with. She was 21 then while I was 25. She kept complaining that I always keep to myself at work without a bit of care for her. The complain and accusations kept on till I decided to listen to her. I only worked for two months and had just been paid for the second month.
I invited her over to my house in Abuja. She came, and that time she was on her final year. She came with so many books and by the look of things, she was prepared to stay longer.
As usual, workload took over every event. At midnight, my phone rang and it was my girl. I was afraid to explain anything but I told her I was coming home right away. I did. It was hell in my home. We managed to make love and slept.
The next morning, my MD called demanding my presence. My girl insisted that I call him back and ask for a break that day. I did not.
Rather, I begged her and went to work. I truly loved her and wanted to propose to her before she goes back to school. But to make her feel good and belonged, I called her on phone to break the news. I proposed to her.
My MD sent for me to ask that I work through the night again. I said no. He pleaded, but I refused. It was hard saying no, but I had no choice.
At home my girl had turned herself into a ready made wife and I regretted not proposing to her till now.
I did not go to work the next day due to the new development at home. You understand what I mean..
My MD called to vent his anger, but I was calm and my girl swore never return to me if I didn't resign from the work. I took her word and resigned.
I looked for another work to no avail. She kept servicing my bank account with lots of money. Her father is rich.
She called me and asked me to speak with her mom and after some weeks, the dad. They kept saying, "please take good care of our daughter, don't break her heart". My girl gratuated with a 2.1 honours and I attended her graduation ceremony where I met her parents live. After some weeks, her father called me to ask me about my plans with her daughter, I did not hide anything, and he told me to act fast.
A month later, I called him to inform him of my plans to marry his daughter the coming Christmas, but only that money was the big issue. He told me to go on with my plans that he will take care of everything. I jumped at it and we wedded. He took care of everything starting from invitation card to reception.
He refurnished my house in Abuja and transferred three years rent sum to my landlord's account. He paid in advance. Our first child came, still I and my wife are jobless. My In-law takes care of us.
I wanted to be in charge of my home but the man kept interfering, making the daughter to take a contrary decision on crucial matters.
My wife no longer takes my advice, what do I do? I need your candid advice on this matter. Please help me!
MY QUESTION: Will you as a father leave your home to meddle on your daughter's own home? Why won't you allow her to build her home with her husband?
Firstly, you fumbled by allowing the babe define your future and career for you. I guess you wouldn't have resigned if she didn't push for that. Well, shit happens but now, you have to take charge, be the man and control your family.

Remember, to achieve this successfully, you need to get a job quickly.
CelebritiesRe: 'Mr P' Peter Okoye’s Garage Will Leave You In Awe (Photos) by decub: 7:03am On May 24, 2018
soberdrunk:
I don't know where i was when they were sharing "Talents" during creation, Sing i cannot sing!!! Dance i cannot dance!!! Football i cannot play!! If they roast 1 full cow and put 1 'full Geepee tank of beer" on ground that is where i will show myself like class captain!! angry angry See how person garage be like "Auto trade fair" while Mans' still negotiating price of back shocks with Mechanic like say nah National budget we dey debate....... angry
Lol, you are really sober drunk. You just lightened my day bro!
TravelRe: Train Crushes Man To Death In Ikeja (Graphic Photos) by decub: 2:06pm On May 17, 2018
Lekan1o1:
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But I still wonder how train manage to crush some1 in a blink, the railway is not too wide to cross be u a snail..this still a mistery to me undecided
And It will be foolish for u to see a train an inch close and u still put head.. Or walking vertically on a railway. undecided

Rip to him
I might be wrong but if anyone wasn't there when the train crushed him, then there's no point actually saying so.

I'm forced to believe that some ritualists have devised this means so people won't notice their evil deed.
RomanceRe: Is 9.5 Minutes Of Sex Too Short? My gf wants to kill me by decub: 5:37pm On May 01, 2018
JESUSBOIY:
After sex this morning with my girlfriend, she thinks it was a short time.
I am seriously embarrassed since it was our first time and I feel terrible that I can't last more than 9.5mins (I checked the time I started thrusting)cry , tho my doctor says its ok,I still feel bad!

Is 9mins not OK? cry
Are there natural ways I increase latency time at least to 20minutes? Cos I don't want to take drugs and i am going into depression . cry
The reply my lodge mate gave to his girlfriend back then in was; baby, I wasn't writing an exam!

Make you for no die on top the matter!
EducationRe: Big Snake Found Inside Delsu Hostel Toilet Last Night by decub: 2:19pm On Mar 28, 2018
Omuneizzy6:
must be a very dirty student because you only see snakes in the bush and dirty environment, please even Lala will recommend you clean your compound to avoid too much snake thread because lala is tired of eating all this small small snakes
Not always true because some cesspits located very close to the bush are not covered with air vents.

This makes it very easy for reptiles to find their way into the pits in search of food and most times, find it difficult to find their way out. They are then forced to take whatever means possible to creep out of the unhabitable environment. Logically, they maneuver their way to where activities seem to happen (like flushing a cistern), hence, gaining access to the house.

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