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Hahaha, Philip Shauibu scored one vote.

Oshiomole will eat good today.

irepnaija4eva:
This is really bad.. But i thought Gowon was Hausa.

No, Gowon is not Hausa, he is from Plateau State.

I don't smoke, I will never smoke. However, I have friends that smoke, although, they are great guys. There was a time in my life, 98 percent of my friends smoke, and we are still cool.

I don't like any unhealthy habit like smoking or any drugs at all, but if an adult decides to engage himself in such habit, I am tolerance.


I met a guy at a club and he said he can even marry a lady who smoke because he smokes too.

BigBlackPreek:
you nailed it, PH is so expensive that aloft all the girls and mature women have turned daylights hustlers. on the very day we were leaving nysc orientation camp, so I was rushing to meet them up and trying to get out of the room naso this girl wey go like 29-31 just enter our room, can you imagine an indigene entering male corpers room early in the morning around 6 and it was only me she, omo e shock me o, she believes say she go see like 3k collect for that morning and she sabi say them pay us for us for camp lol,she just dey waka dey go dey come dey ask me unnecessary questions lol

I totally believe this story. When I was there, the girls are always asking me to buy something for them or give them money. The NYSC Orientation camp is in Nowa after Trailer park. If you have a room, food and small money to tip them, you will run from the other room.

Personally, I don't have problem with the girls, I am always baffled by the fact that these men are not doing enough to man up. As a researcher and avid lover of culture, I made my research, asked around, and the prominent men I met told me that that is how their culture is, and I explained to them that their children will really misbehave.

Rivers State is a crazy place to live.

ExudeLoveToAll:
All of this you wrote is false and wrong.

Don't know why someone will have an experience with just one or two persons and they will generalize everyone in the state. Id Rivers State people are like that you depicted how come Rivers State is amongst the biggest economy in Nigeria? You think they are not productive?

Leave your small mind with your small cycle and stop that rubbish generalization, you should have past this stage by now.

If you are well informed, you will know that Rivers State gets huge benefits and allocation from federal government because of crude oil which boost their economy.

Back to your second paragraph. I have lived with the Ogoni people for sometime now and I am confident of what I typed. I had first hand experience. This thread is not about degradation of a particular tribe, so I won't go into detail.

When the Shell paid Bodo city of Gokana Local government, I was there and I saw how the people will buy plasma and break it, buy crate of drinks to have feast, invite police to arrest anyone at any slightest provocation, old men with grown up children still living in their father's house with their children, since bunkering was stopped by Wike, most men spend time drinking ogogoro, eating fish, practically begging all these Igbos and students there.

The girls are always hustling because parents can't provide.

I am not speaking out of ignorant.

capnies:
HOW MANY TRIBES ARE IN RIVERS STATE? HOW MANY DID YOU MEET AND STAY WITH. DON'T GENERALIZE

If you actually lack comprehending ability or you deliberately choose to be incomprehensible, I don't know. You can clearly see in my last sentence where I said in Ogoni and Gokana Local government.

To nack you original oraimo cord for neck the hungry me.

What is the whole fuse about pussy. You guys are aware that you are related by marriage before engaging in this charade of relationship, and after the fornication, everything changed.


Well, I thought I can't move on when I am in love until they point gun on my head to leave Khadeejah. I didn't just leave, I ran. Since then I have mastered my emotions, I can easily let go and move on from any relationship that threatens my sanity.

The reasonable excuse for this is she has infection, skin disease. Most girls are dirty down there, forget the fake heavy make up and low budget packaging.

OP, you should have discussed this with her, not bringing it to Nairaland here for ridicule. It's been three months, so man up, she should explain to you. Three months is enough time for a girl to become comfortable with you.

Since Baridule give me friend serious infection during NYSC, I never risk having sex without condoms or in darkness. I will observe your body and I will use condoms.

I worked for Harafoam factory for one month. I ran away after the payment. I will not die. Only one month of the physical stress, when I quit, I was sick for three weeks.

You only have Sunday to yourself and you will be so tired that you won't go anywhere or do anything that Sunday.

Why the breasts come fall like naira? This imaginary Hausa boyfriend no get taste.

Rivers State girls will bill you. Most of their men are lazy and nonchalant towards responsibility. I have lived in Rivers State before, a father is expecting his teenage daughter to feed him and he won't ask where she get the money from.

Girls hustle to provide food for the family, so if you are dating a girl from Rivers State, unless she is hard working, you go collect billing tire.


When I was in Rivers State, some fathers will force their daughter on you as far as you can buy him fish and drink. Rivers State girls can easily take you to cloud 9. I almost married from there. An Ogoni girl from Gokana.

Why should a reasonable and realistic man get married earning only 100k? House rent, food, transportation, clothing, health, and miscellaneous. I can't invite anyone's daughter into poverty. I should have considerable amount of investment, savings, multiple streams of income before I can consider marriage.

UniQue84:
just say things you know 100% or leave it that way ...that's a derogatory remark on the church ..the church is the body of Christ...so be careful with words ..respect

You can embrace the Church or any religious sect as a succour, which is as a result of fear. "Fear is gods' greatest arsenal, that's why the church created hell" your so called religious leaders this fact.

If you know the amount of billion dollars the religious industry make every year, and you settle down to logically and pragmatically approach the fact, you will know that church is beyond the body of Christ.

coputa:
let Don't be deceived conscience cannot die,it will haunt you forever.

Go sing that to politicians, businessmen and religious leaders that impoverished a nation just to get wealthy.

HellVictorinho6:
Which sacrifice am i to make?

Kill your conscience.

Sadly, they are very ignorant of their personality disorder, even the harm it caused their victim. A mad always think he is well and the average person is mad to him.

I dated one like that in school, that was the last relationship I was intentional about. She will wreck you mentally to the point you will question your sanity. They are emotional abusers, mental torturer, and gaslighting.

I ran for my life. Later on, I realized that so many people are toxic and emotionally/ mentally damaged, and because Nigeria doesn't place importance on mental health, we take it for granted.

The departure from poverty to wealth is not always pure, the man who desire to divorce poverty and embrace wealth, has to do so many things that the righteous man will consider unholy.

Game of Thrones.

Wealth comes with responsibilities, and responsibility comes with sacrifice. The wealthiest in the society doesn't prioritize heaven. They know they have to do impure sacrifices.


Government, Military, Monarch, Feudal. No part of the world that wealth accompany righteousness. Even Solomon have to abandon his God as the wealth came. You can't be righteous and be wealthy.

Even the Church have to sell propaganda in order to make money.

What kind of madness is this one na? If she wants to suck you, what happen to your apartment? Any sexual fantasy can be actualize there, take her to hotel, beach, road trip, spar, amusement park, garden, cinema, etc. You can go wild in those places, but who take a walk to cemetery? Many are mad, few are roaming.

I think I have had such experience multiple times, but the one that I will say is in school. I returned from I.T so other students finished their exam and traveled, remaining 100 level students and I in my lodge. I was loaded so I was buying stuff for those students during injury Period and the girls decided to have this casual sex spree with me. The last one I did was close, there was no condoms, it was 11pm already, we were naked, she tried everything for me to penetrate, but sex no fit carry my head. She ended up giving me Mouth Gig. Two months later, she was admitted for a serious sexually transmitted disease.

During NYSC, one Gokana indigene almost infected me with gonorrhea, I learnt my lesson never to have unprotected sex with anyone unless my wife.

Even Jamaicans want the green card too. Las las, everyone the hustle for this green card.

She can't be pregnant immediately after fornication. Give her small time and if the dizziness continue, she can go for pregnancy test or use the pregnancy test tube abi kit. After fornication, she can take things like postinor 2, misoprotol, Andrew liver salt, coke.

One girl will fetched water and thoroughly wash her vagina as if she pee it away.

Nairaland men and women will come here, shouting men are scum, fear women, misogynist, feminist. And everyday, unprotected sex is doing better than our economy.

OP, please be responsible for your health and health of your partner and have protected sex. Don't bring innocent children to this wild life if you can't give them peace.

Lol, the spoon is ancient of days.

You tried, men can cook. I cook so well, even in school and at home. During NYSC, guys usually come to my place for me to cook Sunday food, surprisingly, I don't enjoy cooking. I prefer washing of clothes, and cleaning the house.

OP, this food brought back memories of when I was in the North. Let's forget this packaging, those days of struggling was euphoric. Men should do more in the kitchen.

Na AFCON we the argue about, which one come be Ivory coast roads is better than Nigeria?

Lesbian is sexually attracted to only female, if she is lesbian, she wouldn't even have come this far with the man.

A woman who is sexually attracted to both man and woman is bisexual, not a lesbian.

Why would a lesbian be interested in a man? All these skit makers lack basic creativity or initiative.

Everything is fvcking expensive in this goddamn joke of a country.

Salvation: offering, tithe, donations in different groups in church: very expensive.

To commit sin is even expensive too. Condoms, food for the girl, transport, everything.

We can't commit sin in peace again.

Dennisochampa:
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I am not supporting the African leaders in any way because corruption is their middle name but are u by any means saying that Russia was not developed before putin took over or putin is not a corrupt man himself??
How about sending thousands of Russians to die in Ukraine

Russia is developed before Vladimir Putin took over the government, however, give one African leader that same Russia to govern for one year and you will see the difference.

About the war, they are fighting tomorrow's war today. If USA succeeded in building their military base in Ukraine with the excuse of NATO, Russia will have bigger problem. So, the war is necessary to send signal and sense to Western powers that Russia will fight them today to keep her power.


If African leaders are serious, they would have wage war on insecurity.

This is January, this one also shouted; no gree for anybody this year oo; but he has lost his source of daily bread because of unripe pussy. What is so attractive about 15 year old girl for Christ sake?

Do people really understand before commenting? The man said he left $4 billion balance clean sheets in his companies, and people are arguing his net worth.

Urji Uzor Kalu is quite wealthy, his country home named Camp Neya caused quite a stirred when he commission that house in 1998 before his inauguration as governor.

For those who are arguing why he is not on Forbes list, Urji Uzor Kalu in the past had been rated number four richest Nigerian in the list of ten richest Nigerians by Forbes and his net worth then was one point something billion dollars which I can't remember the exact amount.

We have people who are billionaires in dollars but are not on Forbes list for certain reasons, people like Vladimir Putin, Ibrahim Babangida, the King of Kuwait, Saudi Arabia.

You think people like Atiku, Tinubu are not billionaires in dollars?

nedekid:
Bros to an extent this fellow might not be too far from the truth. Why? My first time of relating with the eastern part of Nigeria was when I went for nysc at, abia state. After orientation we moved to the city, Aba. The major cooperate entities I noticed was a certain "slok", the new generation banks eg standard trust bank with just 1 branch visible, Zenith bank too. But all over was slok this slok that, just as you visit that Kofo Abayomi in vi and you think Zenith bank owns the whole Lagos. Infact most of us coppers felt slock was a goverment owned agency, not until later we heard it was privately owned.
Remember how there were brand new official vehicles all over Lagos branded by banks as their official cars back in the late 90s, 2000 etc. That was how slock was with drivers and cooperate staff. Trucks, vans etc. Eg Slock computers, slock printing, slock foods, furniture's, seafood etc. All this was around 1995/96, way before the man joined politics 1999.
Currently, I know this kalu fella owns the biggest maritime oil servicing company in West Africa. He owns vessels that provide support services to offshore oil rigs. We are not talking of 1 or 2, but at least 15. I hear he also provides things like house boats for accommodating oil industry workers along with its intendent services eg catering. Note that all his services is paid for in dollars. Nothing like naira. This man is a coded billionaire. The real odogwu.
Go to YouTube and check out his village home built in the mid 90s before he ventured into politics. That place is called NEYA or so. That one no be house, it was built in copy of camp David, the US government owned presidential retreat.

The house is called Camp Neya, named after his first daughter. He was number four richest Nigerian at some point. Camp Neya have four hundred rooms, the house is located in Igbere, his country home.

Urji Uzor Kalu have been a billionaire, his romance with IBB and Abacha enriched him. He commissioned the house in 1998 before his inauguration as governor.

FarmPlanetNG:
And you did not enter Forbes list since 1998 till now. Dey deceive yourself dey go. If not for God's help, you totally ruined Abia in a way that the state hasnt recovered in 20 years, yet you have the confidence to state nonsense.

I saw his name on Forbes once. Something about the ten richest Nigerians as at then, he was rated a billionaire in dollars as at that time.

This is really commendable. It still baffles me, how we have resources but these people choose to impoverished the masses.

How I wish the Kogi new governor can start something like this for his people.

Only Putin is better and bigger than 30 African leaders in terms of governance, security, infrastructure, economy, education and healthcare. He is discharging his mandate with all his might. No wonder he is a nightmare to others.

"It is not my responsibility to forgive terrorists, that responsibility is for God, but it is my responsibility to send the terrorists to God to forgive them" Vladimir Putin

In every circumstances, location or race, an educated dictator who put his people first is better than a democratic dumbass, clueless, and myopic kleptomaniacs of Africa.