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Dumb posts, Dumb theories.

freecocoa:
In other words, it's okay to beat up a woman for supposedly insulting a man na. Don't you know what Pineapp wrote is also an insult? He called her a hypocrite so he started it.

You seem to love faulting women, weldone o.

If you insult me I go slap you! You berra watch how you talk to me

bukatyne:
Why did your mom separate with your dad?

gbam!

callistus124:
I don die!!
Baby before marriage is now legal
Anyways, dats non of my business.
Meanwhile, See What This Pretty Lady Wore in Public Here

when has baby before marriage been illegal? stop spewing like an illiterate.

Afolabs101:
1. Mickey mouse
2. Daffy duck
3. Fred flintstone
4. Ren and stimpy
5. Bart simpson
6. Spongebob square pants
7. ??
8. Road runner
9. Marge Simpson
10. ??
11. Stuey of family guy
12. Popeye
13. Mr Krab from Spongebob
14. Charlie brown
15. Bugs Bunny
16. Wilma flintsone (fred flintsone’s wife)
17. ??
18. Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle
19. ??
20. Goofy
21. Squidward from Spongebob
22. Dexter
23. Snoopy
24. ??
25. Olive Oil (Popeye’s girlfriend)
26. Pink Panther
27. Betty Boop
28. ??
29. ??
30. ??
31. Tazmanian Devil
32. ??
33. Pinky and the Brain
34. ??

men u r the toon master let me help to complete the rest
7 ??
10 yogi bear
17 super ted
19 ??
24 mojo jojo
28 ??
29 casper
30??
32 ??
34 bugs bunny character always blowing things up

biafransoul:
I can only say Adieu Tinubu and the fact remains that Tinubu is a local Champion whose influence starts and ends in Yoruba land. He is just learning the tricks of national politics at old age and that's the problem most people from the South West have; they are mostly ignorant and they learn too late. Nigeria is not as sheepish as his followers in Yoruba land. Welcome to the real change bro.

says a brainless looser. As if saraki is not a yorubaman. yoruba had played u all for fools. dummy.

As an apc member myself, i don't condone insults on leaders, even as deep as jonathan was in his misdeeds i never insulted him on nl.

but you cramjones, everyone has evidences how you insulted gej, so for u to now start all these for pmb shows u are a hypocrite of all proportions. we all told gej to leave the kitchen, leave pmb to decide if its too hot.

anyways i will not dine a kilometer near u, u are a fu.cktard!

Choi, Yoruba woman don gif him seerios phoko

@Midehi, marriage is not meant for you, so pls do not go into it for any reason.
The dragon did not misquote you at all, its what you believed you posted. You want it to be prison it will be. You want it to be paradise, it will be.
Simple.

So Ibo no dey want Lagos Governor again na UK PM they want now. Keep Dreaming

He will continue to work and make his money there. Americans are not misinformed sentiment driven people they will see through the issue soon.

biGPoppaSays:
nice quote brah

you follow that dumb tactics u a dumber. u don't need her believe me millions of guys had been in this sh1t including moi, you will only persist in torturing yourself.

up your game, toast a lot of girls u will find out she's not worth sh1t. the more girls u get the more she will respect u and the more you will be redeemed of your sin.

u don't need to play to get her attention, u only need more girlfriends 2 minimum.

biGPoppaSays:
Hmm, I think You're right, the last time she asked me was 'what am I going to buy for her on her birthday' coming 18th of this month...

next time she ask for birthday gift pls tell her the gift is in your room and she need to dance makosa naked on your bed to get it.

For all you doubters in the house.

The man is a construction worker in Ibadan
He said he started with a calculated amount that would be enough to finish the journey.
He did not spend much as people bought things for him along the way, like the trekkers, he had changed them 6x FOC
He stayed in a palace(cant remember which town) two days ago before starting his journey 5:30 am.
Besides he doesnt need to walk fast every day, sometimes he may jog and rest, another time he might just crawl the point is to get to his destination.
Jugging sitting walking along a journey all regulates the muscles so he can definitely make the journey in 30days.

SO HE IS NOT MAD AND NOT CHEATING!!!

paulolee:
hmmmm.... dis is pure wrubbish..
a matured man dt wana take dis record breaking risk wud gat his movements televised n documented... dnt wana hear dt he is nT financially stable or he gat no support coz it's nT sensible for him to start wat he can't finish...
even if u receive royal welcome from all d kings n even take selfie wt dem, u can't convince Peps worldwide dt u trekked dt long distance without d journey bein documented from your hood...
Peps wud simply say that u visited dem Dan d lie of trekking dt u want us to believe...
u may av achieved ur aim by deceiving some Peps n getting cheap n temporary fame n attention bt next time you wanna take dis kinda real risk, av it documented n see some Peps n even foreigners calling n searching for u for awards n interview tinz n u wud even win big lucrative endorsement deals from energy drinks company around d globe.... mtn can even name u dier ambassador dt u used mtn Sim n was connected n trekking EVERY WR U GO
my candid opinion...

The guy started on Lagos Ibadan express way, he took the picture. I thought he was joking when he started.

WHO OWNS LAGOS? HISTORY 101:POINT OF INFORMATION: THE IGBO AND LAGOS' DEVELOPMENT

"By 1872 Lagos was a cosmopolitan trading center with a population of over 60,000 people.Colonial Lagos developed into a busy, cosmopolitan port, with an architecture that blended Victorian and Brazilian styles.The Brazilian element was imparted by skilled builders and masons who had returned from Brazil Th.e black elite was composed of English-speaking "Saros" from Sierra Leone and other emancipated slaves who had been repatriated from Brazil and Cuba.By 1872 the population of the colony was over 60,000, of whom less than 100 were of European
origin.

In 1876 imports were valued at £476,813 and exports at £619,260. Telephone links with Britain were established by 1886, and electric street lighting in 1898.In August 1896, Charles Joseph George and G.W. Neville,both merchants and both unofficial members of the Legislative Council, presented a petition urging construction of the railway terminus on Lagos Island rather than at Ido, and also asking for the railway to be extended to Abeokuta. Lagos history is rich in Yoruba tradition,trade and
commerce,infrastructural development and cosmopolitanism." -EXTRACTED

With the little facts above, I would like to educate some illiterates making stupid assumption from blind sentiments that they developed Lagos.

Lagosians had telephone presence in 1886, Itu and Calabar got connected to Telephone in 1923, while between 1946 and 1952, a three-channel line carrier system was commissioned between Lagos and Ibadan and was later extended to Oshogbo, Kaduna, Kano, Benin, and Enugu. Communication technology is a major signifier of civilizations and if Lagosians were already making telephone calls more than 70 years before your daddies, where then did you get the warped idea that you came to develop Lagos?

By 1856 Cable and Wireless Company of the UK had commissioned a submarine cable link between Lagos and London and In 1851 a post office was established in Lagos; all these before of the emergence of Nigeria as an amalgamated country. If I may ask again, where did the stupid idea that Igbo developed Lagos came from? Or that Lagos was developed with Nigeria's money when Lagos was not even part of Nigeria until 1914.

I always feel embarrassed anytime I read and hear even so-called educated people from the East making these stupid assertions.

The first Yoruba lawyer Christopher Alexander Sapara Williams was called to the English Bar in 1879 whilst the first Igbo lawyer, Sir Louis Mbanefo, was called to the English bar in 1937. Again the first Yoruba medical practitioner, Dr. Nathaniel King, graduated in 1875 from the University of Edinburgh whilst the first Igbo medical practitioner, Dr. Akannu Ibiam, graduated from another Scottish University in 1935. Again I ask, where did the ignorant hypothesis of the backward Yoruba race who needed development by the superior Igbo race come from? For the sake of our generation and posterity we need to teach factual history and not just cook up some cock and bull ego-centric concoctions as facts. The attitude of recycling long tales steeped in empty arrogance should be discarded before you miseducate your kids with fictions.

Awolowo will continue to be the Yoruba hero not because of blind followership but because he gave his people the system of free education, free healthcare and he introduced Television to the Yoruba; making Yorubaland the first region to have a TV station in Africa all done with revenues from Cocoa. It is crass ignorance and naked buffonery to claim Lagos was built with Nigeria's money. In addition, where did the foolish idea that the Igbo brought civilization to Lagos and Yoruba-land come from?

The aim of this post is not to deride any tribe but to correct the dangerous misinformation trending among some Igbo youths and common in their narratives that Lagos is a no-man's land and that their fathers built and develop Lagos. Your forebears came to Yoruba-land like every other settlers and we appreciate their contributions but the stupid claim that Igbo built and develop Lagos is a gross display of stupidity because Lagos was already developed before your forebears came here from their villages and towns.

The first storey building in Nigeria was built in Marina, Badagry in 1845, long before some of hinterland people gave up the idea of conical mud houses with thatched roofs which some boastfully called 'ancient mansions.' How can you now claim your grand-sires developed Lagos? Please if you are one of those spreading the fiction, I expect you to desist from self-delusion and collective amnesia forthwith.

The first Igbo alphabet-character set and Igbo primer (Isoama-Ibo) was published by Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowther (a yoruba man from Osogun) in 1857. How can you now claim superiority over the Yoruba race and even carelessly affirm that your forebears should be thanked for bringing enlightenment to Yoruba Land?

While I do not see all these achievements as a sign of Yoruba superiority over the Igbo or any other tribe for I do not believe in racial superiority; I will not also tolerate any attempt by bigots who stoke ethnic hatred through incitement and arrogant claims of superiority over others.

seunfly:
Oboy!!!!! That name go fear you ooooo, you will know he is real traditional man. Esugbayi = Adoration to Satan or Satan has respect.

Boy, go and understand yoruba deities before you talk. esu is not and was never synonymous with satan. its just another deity like sango, ogun etc. its like saying loki is satan and thor is jesus in asgardian myth.

You did not post all these before the election, its now want to tell me all was planned. typical.

Anyways, its shows how ibos lie and believe it, they are 90% of lagos.

ElekeNtioba:
Your twisted account of history is d reason u pple always make baseless arguments.

1. If u had any indepth knowledge abt d holocaust and anti-semitism u'll undertand wat l'm saying. I dont have the time to start teaching u abt it. Just know the holocaust had more to do with a long history of hate than world war two.

2. Igbos never taunted any anybody. Ask anyone who lived thru dat period and they will tell u dat Igbos were the only fully integrated tribe in Nigeria. That propaganda was made up by elements in the north who wanted revenge for the killing of their revered figures. They used it to whip up sentiments among northerners. This is exactly why some Igbos were bitter abt oba's threats. Such statements from pple like him can set off a conflagration nobody can douse.

3. Biafra never declared war on anybody. Rather after her declaration of independence, Nigeria attacked. The Biafran expedition to capture Lagos came at the behest of a yoruba officer, Victor Banjo. Banjo wanted to force his pple to join the secession and bring a speedy end to the war. Before then, Ojukwu never for a day considered adding yorubaland to Biafra.

Biafran was conceived to safeguard pple of the then Eastern region and not become a rabid dog of a state.

I can only u point in d right direction. Its left for you to make use of ur brain.

Whao! See line of reasoning. Biafra never declared war on anybody but carried out expeditions to capture Lagos. Who was the leader, Ojukwu or Banjo? Whose army carried out the expedition, Biafran or Nigerian.

God refresh your brain.

ElekeNtioba:
he will also be thanking God for deleting an insensitive and unreasonable friend from his life.

Comparing Arthur Eze to oba is the height of absurdity. Oba is revered among the yoruba while Eze is a political jobber who sponsors politicians to gain relevance. Outside the cycle of his political associates, he is nobody. Why would u be likening Eze to Oba in order to white-wash Oba's despicable statements.

Do well and read Chimamanda's write-up and u will see why many Igbos are very bitter abt d Oba's statement. He was invoking the memory of the 1966 progrom and u expect the Igbos to just forgive and forget. Thats a very provocative line of thought.

Go to United States, Europe and make and just try to joke abt killing jews. Ur entire career and reputation will be finished dat same day. Attempt it in Armenia too and see. But its only in Nigeria, the Igbos are expected to forget and move on.

Go and hero-worship ur bigoted oba...u dont deserve the friendship of an Igboman.

And so you equates killing of jews to deaths of ibos and think you make any poo of a point. Did the jews start the war that resulted in their genocide? Weren't the jews caught up within the borders of germany that made their killings possibe?

In ibo case, the ibo army officers killed the nigerian leaders and ibo people in the north used that as opportunity to taunt them which resulted in the pogroms. Biafra was a sovereign state on its own with its own borders that started attacking Nigerian territories of which the backlash caused the death of millions of biafrans.

You people never learn.

Jokay07:
Nice point only if they won't blame the yorubas again for their political misfortunes

Why not? all Igbo misfortunes are from the Yorubas

isan:
tell that fool

Iya re baba re, omugo.

I was only giving sarcastic answer to his question. remember arthur eze that said apc is awolowo's party?

GentleToks:
Sharrrap!!! Bunch of thieves. The thunder wey go fire your own papa don already finish press up.

Who can't be more tribalistic than you thieves? You refused to vote APC simply cos you guys are freaking tribalistic.

Tell us one reason why you guys hate APC prior to presidential election, Tribalism is the straight answer.

Post election, you guys are now eating from the plates of people you hate so much. Shame!!!! Bible says that backwardness for people who hate their fellow human being and that is why you are where you are today.

Ans: Awolowo party

through out jonathan years, Yoruba never had anybody in the top position, nobody complained, tinubu even refused a certain seat in the federal house and yet the southwest did well. I dont understand this noise about ibos not having any top position, the yoruba did it for four years, so there is nothing to it.
SE can go back to politics drawing board and maybe if they get their calculations right, the can canvass for senate presidency in 2019.

ArchEnemy:
Except you are called or specially anointed, a righteous heavenly minded christain wont go and entangle

himself wih Nigerian politics.. leave the church alone.

Christians should not even vote and not complain if things are going wrong in the country

rusher14:
What then is EFCC waiting for?

Nairaland is efcc