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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:12am On Sep 07, 2021
aboyaji:
I'm dedicating this gas/electric cooker to akposy. I'm getting it for myself because of the amount of inspiration drawn from akposy so far.

I wasn't a pastry person till recently. Who isn't jealous of whatever akposy has churned out so far? Me, I'm jealous and envious at the same time. cry
If you have not bought it yet, pls don't buy it.
If there is anything Nigerians shouldn't buy second hand, it's gas cooker

E get why.
Politics › Re: Mohammed Sani Soba Collapses, Dies In His Office by descarado: 8:04am On Sep 07, 2021
Nonexisting1:
Bishop Oyedepo said they will start falling and dying soon, I hope this man is one of those he was referring to.
You guys are very gullible

And that's how fear of our fellow men started.
Politics › Re: FIRS Affirms Position On VAT Collection, Urges Tax Payers Not To Panic by descarado: 6:54am On Sep 07, 2021
Wish Rivers and Lagos win this.
Na im be say South is free from roaches bc the remaining states will follow sharp sharp.

After that, comes state police.
What more
All others will fall into line.
Enough. Southern men are not inferior to Northern men.
They should put these people were they belong.
Celebrities › Re: Adamu Garba Advises 2Baba: "Embrace Polygamy, Marry Peru" (Video) by descarado: 9:19pm On Sep 06, 2021
cococandy:
You people are just assuming that his wife will accept his legally wedding someone else.

He would be courting divorce and huge settlement to her if he attempts that. As he should.
Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOVtvYFWNWU
If you have the time, it's from part one to 13.
I cried for this beautiful lady and how her marriage ended.

What our men do, women don't ever dream.
And we will shout religion and tradition.
Celebrities › Re: If I Have My Way, I Will Marry Tonto C. Dikeh. by descarado: 9:06pm On Sep 06, 2021
cococandy:
Because you know of her broken relationships that makes her a public toilet? In reality, you’re probably higher in failed relationships that she will ever be.

But like a typical idiotic logic-deficit and mor0nic nairaland dude, you think you’re morally better than her. I don’t see any old and lonely ladies complaining to y’all. Most women are quite happy in their old age whether married or not.

You guys won’t stop projecting your fears onto women. Your fears of being old, rejected and dying neglected because you spent your youth chasing vaginaa rather than meaningful connections. Xtupid
These children will give you e blood pressure cheesy
Family › Re: What Is The Best Long-lasting Contraceptive Method Suitable For Me? by descarado: 9:01pm On Sep 06, 2021
Hospital.

There are trained personnel ready to help.
What worked for A may not work for B so specialists to the rescue.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: I Am Sorry, I Made Mistakes – Boma Apologizes by descarado: 4:31pm On Sep 06, 2021
Disgusting piece of trash.
Keep on seeing boma everywhere on my feed. Had to watch, read comments and cringe

As for the idiot that allowed him to climb her all in the name of acting a script, there are cases you will not win using bottom power. This one failed.
Read her husband was part of the script.
Even oyibo will not go this low.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet Colonel Mamady Doumbouya, The Man Who Led The Guinean Coup (Photos, Video) by descarado:
The guy dey fear me.
Look at his face.
Culture › Re: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by descarado: 5:16pm On Sep 05, 2021
Emilokoiyawon:
When a Christian sows a seed of yams and beans to Jesus and the pastor and his girlfriends eat the food is it not the same thing? grin grin grin
cheesy grin
Family › Re: Deji Adeyanju: Churches Should Make DNA Test Mandatory For Child Dedication by descarado: 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2021
peacettw:
In the same vein, they should screen all men for low sperm count before marriage to decrease the likelihood of women introducing strange DNA in the family pool
Some have zero sperm count yet they marry.
Tell them to go to the hospital for all round check, they will blow hot.
Meanwhile, MIL and her coven is on your case.
Give us grandchild or my son will marry another woman. You will be labelled barren.
So many ladies out there had no child cos husbands refused to seek medical help or open up.
Women have resorted to safeguarding their marriage the other way round.
When we look at what drives women to have kids from outside, infidelity is at the bottom.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 1:52pm On Sep 05, 2021
Prestonnhuh

Are you in Afghanistan?
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by descarado: 12:12pm On Sep 05, 2021
Oshigun:
This is the craziness of modern society. I think women are hitting back and hitting back very hard. "Do me I do you" type of thing.

Speak to most Nigerian women today and they all have a sense of empowerment they feel entitles them to do exactly what Nigerian men are doing i.e promiscuity, drug use, scamming etal. Even female politicians no longer lag behind men in stealing.

Socially, Tonto Dike, Tiwa Savage, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, Cardi B and many older female icons really fcked the minds of many younger women, who worship them, setting examples of promiscuity, loose lifestyle, raunchy outlook and "do what pleases you" messages.

Funny to now see a 41 year old Tiwa Savage, who lived fast and loose in her younger years, singing today "somebody's son go love me". That somebody's son must be a grade A otondo plus mumu rolled in one to go near Tiwa and her baggage. Lol.
Why are you angry?
E never reach like that na
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Why God Stopped Talking To Me by descarado: 12:10pm On Sep 05, 2021
Mbok
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by descarado:
klufs:
And their wives will care for this children with their hard earned money and sweat? Are you equating having a family outside with having another man’s child foisted on you without your knowledge and consent? Na wah!
As you are sowing your seed outside, wifey is sowing hers

As another man is training your child, you are training his.
What's the problem here darling?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Speaking In Tongues Trainable Or A Gift? by descarado:
Trustedpronet:
The current speaking in tongue is an occultic language which can not be understood by anybody including the speakers. Oyahkilome use it to sing sef.
I agree with you.


Don't forget they learn Hebrew language.
You see some repetitive stuffs pastors say?
That's Hebrew and can be as simple as you are blessed, receive it etc.

If you have been watching Hebrew movies, you will automatically know when they switch to Hebrew

They teach that in Bible school. You must learn how to speak simple Hebrew language. It's language of the spirit according to them.
A pastor opened up about this. He attended Bible school 2 yrs in Canada.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Speaking In Tongues Trainable Or A Gift? by descarado: 11:24am On Sep 05, 2021
Trainable.
Let's stop pretending.
Most so called speaking in tongue are repetitive Hebrew language.
Yep, very hard to believe.
Crime › Re: 11-year-old Girl Raped And Impregnated By Aunt’s Husband In Benue (photo) by descarado: 8:51am On Sep 05, 2021
Ghostrye:
She is 11 years old, nobody that is right in the head will even have an erection for her. This man is sick, finito
They have erection for 5 yrs!
Crime › Re: 11-year-old Girl Raped And Impregnated By Aunt’s Husband In Benue (photo) by descarado: 8:47am On Sep 05, 2021
Romanoff:
God knows if I know anyone abusing a minor in their house physically or sexually, whoever you are to me, I will report to the police, cross my hands and watch you go to jail.
Nigerian police?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Let me laugh.
Crime › Re: 11-year-old Girl Raped And Impregnated By Aunt’s Husband In Benue (photo) by descarado: 8:47am On Sep 05, 2021
Tomorrow if she become a bad girl, my brothers will haul all insults on her.

Fathers sleep with their daughters daily nowadays.
Or is it brothers, uncles.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by descarado: 8:40am On Sep 05, 2021
klufs:
And how many children have men fraudulently brought home for the wife to take care of without the wife’s knowledge and consent. Keep shifting the goalpost.
They always have multiple families. You start hearing rumours years into the marriage. Some will start bringing them home and guess what, families always support them and tell the woman to endure or move out.
Young girls including children are watching.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by descarado:
I have always laughed at team men is polygamous by nature.

We receive what we sow.
As you are philandering with another man's woman and forming big boy, some guys is weeding your vineyard.
Worst still, the aftermath will be starring at your face everyday without your knowledge.
Travel › Re: Finally Made To Eastern And Southern Africa by descarado: 8:21am On Sep 05, 2021
Liesel81:
thanks for the Feedback I am going to make separate country videos as well. This is just like a broad frame work for the whole trip. In fact I already have videos from Tanzania, Kenya and Rwanda
Good kiss
Make them short. Those that will promote you have limited data, you know.

I am a lover of culture too.

Check out mark twein food vlog and see his presentations and how he talk especially with enthusiasm and excitement.
Looking forward to them.
Travel › Re: Finally Made To Eastern And Southern Africa by descarado: 8:11am On Sep 05, 2021
I watched this straight away.
Lovely kiss

Try and divide it next time, each country should have like 2 or 3 videos attached to it.
Make them short, 5 to 8 min max.

People will love to see you interact with indigenes, eat their food, visit some sites

You just sat and talk. This will not interest viewers.
I dived in to see landscapes and what made some places you visited unique.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Open Farm Gate, Graze Cows On Planted Crops by descarado: 8:00am On Sep 05, 2021
Ekpeitit:
This nonsense must stop.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
SOUTHERNERS MUST STOP BUYING COWS FROM THE FULANIS AND SEND ALL HERDSMEN BACK TO THE NORTH
We are the ones buying these cows from them.
Have you stopped eating beef?
Nigerians
Politics › Re: Uromi Community Detained Cow Over Killing Of Vigilante By Herdsmen by descarado: 9:29pm On Sep 04, 2021
First class ciizens

How dare him shocked
Family › Re: Which Is Easier To Raise, Male Child Or Female Child? by descarado:
YelloweWest:
A well trained boy child cannot be as useful to the family as a well trained girl. Fact! The female have this one.
They don't know that.
During old age, it's still the married daughter that take care of them anywhere she is.

A man need his son to continue lineage only. But his daughter is his dr, career, confidant, everything
Or is it mum. Son's will be shouting mum this that, but it's still the daughter at the end of the day that take mama to obodo oyibo, or to come and live with her and her family amidst stiff heads from the husband side.
Family › Re: Which Is Easier To Raise, Male Child Or Female Child? by descarado: 8:15pm On Sep 04, 2021
psucc:
To answer your question, a man was asked, "how many children do you have?"

He answered, "one boy and two troubles!"
And that is why Nigeeria is the way it is today.
Parents greatest mistake is not training the boy child.
Big huge mistake
Nairaland General › Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by descarado:
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Nairaland General › Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by descarado: 2:43pm On Sep 04, 2021
Ishilove:
It takes very little effort laugh, compared to anger sustenance
Looking at it from the biological point of view.
Muscles are involved in both though I read anger or frowning has more.
Nairaland General › Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by descarado: 2:33pm On Sep 04, 2021
Ishilove:
Ishi calm down, like two or three times, and the anger will evaporate. My display no dey pass 10minutes max because you need mental and emotional energy to sustain anger and me no get that kind energy.
Exactly.
That thing need energy. So also laughter, I noticed.
Family › Re: "It's A Man's Duty To Clean, Cook And Raise The Kids" - Reno by descarado: 2:28pm On Sep 04, 2021
bukatyne:
cheesy

It is true na.

I just read one crazy story about a woman her husband's mistress wants to kill.
shocked shocked
And she is still in that house?
She missed this time, next time she won't and we will type rip.
Life goes on.
Family › Re: "It's A Man's Duty To Clean, Cook And Raise The Kids" - Reno by descarado: 1:15pm On Sep 04, 2021
bukatyne:
All parts in bold:

Absolutely on point!
I know u will support this tongue

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