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RomanceRe: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 11:16am On Sep 22, 2012
omotola1: Laugh wan tear my azzzz...
Mehn, u badt gan o.
Though i ve experienced same b4. Ur therapy is not a gud resort to fall on bro. It will wreck u d more!
Wotever worx for u bro...the cry,sleep,drink therapy worked for me man..don't knw for u.
RomanceRe: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 10:59am On Sep 22, 2012
@op..I know ow u feel man...I've been there bro..you know she is cheating on you,you know she has changed and doesn't love you like before..you know in your heart that she is gone..but you still believe she will come back..that's the sad truth bro..ur gal is so far gone..I can bet ma salary that ur gal is gone..no woman dat loves her guy goes off with anoda guy for 4days straight..just accept ur fate now..infact stop callin her cos d more u call,d further she drifts..u need to face reality and heal urself cos dis gal is gone for good..lemme give u d therapy that worked for me...just enter a closed room and cry..bro..cry and cry till u fall asleep,grab a bottle of red label or johnny boy when u wake up nd drink urself to stupor..this will induce more tears,just let it flow man..then tk a decision nd remember all her bad attributes..omoh u go just hate am...try it bro..it worx.
RomanceRe: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Hope you refused.[/quote]I looked at her with disgust nd pity...never knew dis chic will ever cheat...bro..4yrs8months gone like dat...women..lawd hv mercy.
RomanceRe: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 8:07pm On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]You should have refused so she will know you are serious[/quote]Don't mind op..he is an unserious fellow..kiss indid..as if that's his problem..his house is on fire he is chasing rats...dude doesn't want to face reality..my ex was beggin me to cuddle her like somedays to her trad..women..Lord help us.
RomanceRe: What Is Love If I May Ask by deshclones(m): 6:08pm On Sep 21, 2012
Love is a b1tch and it hurts..fcck love.
RomanceRe: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 2:49pm On Sep 21, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Bro, she's gone. . .
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Bro I love u man,..no homo..u just told op d bitter truth.
RomanceRe: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 1:38pm On Sep 21, 2012
Guy,I hv bn there b4...lemme tell u d bitter truth..ur gal is gone..full stop...killz is right..just start now to accept d inevitable truth nd face reality.you cn do lil or nothing abt d situation.kindly accept ur fate now nd look for a gal dat will love nd respect u.this one is so far gone,take it or leave it.
RomanceRe: Now ,later Or Not At All. by deshclones(m): 10:33pm On Sep 20, 2012
S1lly question..d same gal u couldn't defend abi..plz don't tell her jor..just go so d gal can get some peace nd probably meet a better guy..u sound like a wimp..asking useless nd immature questions..so u need advice on weda to tell ur gal on ur next move..smh for u.
PoliticsRe: Police Discover Arms Cache In Anambra by deshclones(m): 7:14pm On Sep 19, 2012
ZUBY77: More will be discovered.
I know them very well. Anamabra race, who according to chino11, are different from other Igbos. I agree with him.
They are the problems of the Igbo Race.
They are arrogant and rude and proud.

Most of their so called elites were criminals who killed other people just to acquire money

John Nebolisa, Arusi Awkuzu - A notorious scammer-419 with traditional leader status.

Eddy Norgu - killed by bakassi after discovering numerous human skulls in his house.

Ezego of Ihiala - a notorius criminal who died mysteriously.

Arusi Okija - a scamming shrine, mounted in the forest to scam people. It has its agents who killed for it.

Delico Nwamama - a notorious phd holder in armed robbery.
The 'take it all' mentality has found its way into their govt house. Oil was discovered in their state and the neighboring states of Kogi and Enugu. They rushed and built a refinery. Jumped across borders to dig into other people's territories as if building a refinery first gives you the power to take other people's properties.
Apart from otokoto and clifford orji who acted decades ago, where else in Igboland can you come up with thousands of killers, murderers, scammers, thieves, arms dealers.. Etc. None.

Where is that chino who called the Aneke twins, wawa bi.tches... I am back.

I can go on
you are way beyond s1lly...always spewing thrash from all sides of your shapeless mouth like some malnourished kid....you are insipid for name calling the ever hardworking and industrious Anambrarians ...what nerves....dude you have provoked me..and i will take you on...you are despicable and its obvious you live a sad lonely life....all these s1lly wawa people..always blaming their superiors for their backwardness...guess t.a orji that is plundering the collective wealth of abians,or the nematode elechi in ebonyi,or the serial killer nnamani..or the dim wit ohakim are all anambrarians abi??..shove whatever hatred and monumental envy you have for ndi-Anambra up your ars3 and go work for your money..s1lly envious wanimal.
PoliticsRe: Fatal Accident At Ijebu Ode Claims More Than 50 Lives by deshclones(m): 8:18pm On Sep 18, 2012
[quote author=fatdon2][/quote]N1ggah your ph00lishness is mindblowing...its really one of its kind..so you see nothing wrong with posting dead pictures here abihuhsmh for you..you def share the same dna as a monkey
RomanceRe: She Broke My Heart! by deshclones(m): 8:08pm On Sep 18, 2012
Fabulousb36: Well, i wont advise u to dump her and move on coz if she rily told u herself dat means dat she is truly remorseful and sorry for ha actions. Tins lik dis happen in many relationship dat u tink are perfect. Hav u stoppd to ask urself dis "wat if she didnt tell me, wud I hav known?" well ha mistake was tellin u abt it bcoz if she didnt tell u, u wudnt b tinkin of dumpin ha now wud u?my advice is dat u tak ha back (sort of) u no, not d hundred percent love and trust; jst watch ha behaviour, if she is truly sorry she wud win back ur trust wit tym. Even in criminal cases wen a thief turns himself in, his punishment is lightened 4rm death penalty to imprisonment. I'm a psycologist by nature and trust me i no wat I'm sayin, jst give ha tym to lose out on u or win back ur trust. Consider dis, if u take ha back only two tins re involved; she eitha break ur hat again (which she has done b4 and wont be anytin new or painful since u dont trust ha anymore) or remain faithful as she promised.in d oda case if u break up wit ha u will jst move on wit ur broken hat and BY GOD, i pity d next gal. Wat makes u certain "d next gal" wont be a bigger cheat( naija gals cheat big tym). Jst suspend marriage and sex(coz u will jst kip visualizin ha wit d oda guy) and watch ha prove haself.DONT FORGET TO PRAY
P.s- D DEVIL U KNOW IS BETTER DAN D ANGEL U DONT KNOW.
TO ERR IS HUMAN;TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE
N1ggah save your bandwidth..or better still watch mojo with it if all you can spew from ya p00 mouth is the bolded.....who told you good gals dont exist ??why are you this short sighted??..he should forgive a girl that cheated on her fiancee (not boyfriend)....for fccks sake she was already wearing his ring??how heartless can a girl get..do you know an average gal will remove atleast 4piece of clothing before she has s3x....so she removed her top,bra,panties,and jeans..all by herself..yet she couldn't hold herself abi??..and you open your p00 filled mouth to yarn rubbish in her defence....are you dilated......have you ever been cheated upon?do you know what it means to propose to a girl..to the extent that you want to spend the rest of your life with her....do you know what it feels like to be betrayed by the one person you trusted with your life??...just get ya skanky body outta here..you are really pissing me off...like seriously.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Confesses.... by deshclones(m): 7:46pm On Sep 18, 2012
belovedaja: what the meaning of this?
Pay the p0000 filled b1atch no heed....she probably missed her drugs as usual.thanx
RomanceRe: She Broke My Heart! by deshclones(m): 4:07pm On Sep 18, 2012
Achiles: Thank you everyone. Your advice really came handy. I had a heart to heart conversation with her yesterday, and discovered what I thought was a fling actually run deeper than I could imagine. I could not go sleep until 3AM. she betrayed th only thing we had-trust. I have told her we can't continue with the wedding plan. You know, I have also told her we would have to reaccess everything. I'am so heart broken. I thought i was strong until this happened. I walked into my offie this morning feeling empty and crying inside of me. I just don't know where to start from. She lied, she did our thing with him!
bro,i feel you..infact am having goose pimples as i type..i remember what happened to me 11weeks ago...the chic that i loved with my life...the only gal that deshy boy believed in...she cheated on me..yes she did...even though she claimed she was drugged..but thats bullshit to me...infact she even got pregnant..and as we speak..her family are marrying her off this weekend to the said guy..i tot i knew her..this gal was my world..my pride and ma hope..she really invested time,resources and emotions in me..everything i have and i am today,i owe 80% to her..i was devastated...i cried maself to sleep on a daily basis..infact..the feeling is indescribable .at a stage pity replaced my anger..the gal was a nice person..now she is going to marry some dude that stays in onitsha...i just shudder at the kind of life she will live in onitsha.marrying a guy she doesnt love,a guy that obviously doesnt love her..a guy she doesnt know sh1t about him....i have stopped picking her calls cos i dont want to change my mind..she virtually cries and asks for forgiveness on a minutely basis..she even volunteered to remove the baby but ma mind is made up...i can forgive anything but i can never forgive an adulterous gal..never...i am healing gradually sha..the Lord has given me grace bro...i suggest you pray,ask God to give you grace man...you will be fine.
FamilyRe: Weep Not Over Ur Lost Lover...seek Spiritual Help Now! by deshclones(m): 3:39pm On Sep 18, 2012
help me please...i want beyonce to leave jayz and marry me...plz help me achieve this feat..thanks
CrimeRe: Female Banker Sends Robbers After Customer by deshclones(m): 1:52pm On Sep 18, 2012
stagger: What is this country turning to?
N1ggah man...as if worse crimes don't happen outside the shores of this country..smh..always denigrating naija...
RomanceRe: She Broke My Heart! by deshclones(m): 8:00pm On Sep 14, 2012
cry cry cry cry

bro..its how life is structured..gals are something else..i can forgive a gal that did the worst stuff to me but i dont think i will ever forgive a cheating gal...esp one that i was faithful to...never...you are better off without her...when next she calls..give her attitude...just start now to hate her bro...what she did is unforgivable man...d memories will forever linger in your head bro....do you know what it means to be visualizing anoda man making love to your wife??..whenever she is moaning during lovemaking ,your mind will tell you that she is imaging the other guy..just let her go...a gal that cheated on you while she was wearing your ring is a b1atch..just move on.
RomanceRe: I Lost My Girlfriend To A Guy Who Just Came From Spain by deshclones(m): 7:50pm On Sep 14, 2012
op...since i was born,and now that i am getting old...i have never seen nor heard a more ph00lish question or seen a more ph00lish person like you....are you joking or you are for realhuh

no..take her back you hear...n1ggah man..take her back since the s1lly love never clear from your eyes...if i were you,i will invite her to my place..tell her i have forgiven her,ask her to remove her clothes so we can mk love..lay her on the bed...take a good look at her naked body ..release a deep sigh and say these 7 word..''WEAR YOUR CLOTHES BACK COS YOU DISGUST ME''..i bet you..her conscience will def trouble her for the rest of her silly life....

BTWN..WHERE YOU DEY EVEN MEET THESE KIND GIRL??
RomanceRe: What Is She Thinking by deshclones(m): 7:43pm On Sep 14, 2012
[quote author=Emma.UG]my one week girlfriend is asking me for moni for hair but when i asked her to come over to my place on weekend to collect the moni and she immediatly changed her mood.what could she be thinking and did i say anytin wrong by invitin her over.[/quote]which village did you crawl out from?...so you still don't know the gal wants to maga you...o boy shine your eyes...don't start forming for her...tell her the koko...since she is bold enuff to ask for hair money barely 1wk of dating..me no go hide mouth tell am say i wan fcck...tell her you will give her the hair money but she must drop...shikena...the decision lies with her.your forefathers will never forgive you if you do father xmas for that gal....

btwn...make sure she is not on her period the day she comesooooooo...but even if she is..close eyes and nose blow am.just make sure you dont look at the punny while you are at it..nothing spoil.
HealthRe: Just Confirmed I Am HIV Positive by deshclones(m): 6:40pm On Sep 11, 2012
joshuapharm: @op, its HIV, so take ur drugs and live your life. Dont even start pitying urself or think about how it happen. Put urself together and once again live your life.. The cure is coming soon, atleast in my generation. God be with you.
easier said than done man...walk a mile in the op's shoes and you will understand that its not as easy as you say...

@op.....kpele man..take your drugs..but waitooo...how did it happen??abeg brief us so we will learn a thing or two..thanks
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His Gold Jewelry On Twitter by deshclones(m): 5:36pm On Sep 11, 2012
All these amala people...always loudmouthed and flaunting their meager wealth....smh angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Bianca's Lawyer Warns Ojukwus Over Properties by deshclones(m): 4:29pm On Sep 10, 2012
Desola: Fashola needs to deal with this shi.t! A warlord owning properties in choicest areas in Lagos? A Biafran? Omo men...awon omo Igbo yii ti balu je men...
ph00lish ph00l...seems you are just waking up..FYI..igbos have taken over lagos..from isolo down to agbara,ajah,ikoyi,lekki etc...and all you can ever do is come and whine like a kid on NL...


[quote author=Intrepid!]Your 'thought' is obviously influenced by cheap, substandard drugs bought on credit from uncertified, diseased street walkers. [b]Please get out of here and go harass your parents for spawning a worthless fart like you.[/b][/quote]falls from maggi cube................ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Don't Be Angry Wit Ur Ex.....instead Thank Him/her 4 Making U Wiser by deshclones(m): 9:48am On Sep 07, 2012
drnoel: come Desh but u haven't changed. U r still chasing skirts all arnd town, I sabi u na. Beside it all spulled in ur last few posts.
grin grin grin BOSS...You don't know wot i have been thru in the hands of naija gals....o boy..i cried maself to sleep countless nights....love is a beautiful and ruthless thing walahi.esp if you love the wrong gal..now i keep ma options open..i no fit just stay with just one gal..never..i don learn ma lesson..all i do is respect ma present chic..i dont do somethings in her presence..but mehn..man must continue to tap the b00ty...
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him. Should I Tell? by deshclones(m): 9:25pm On Sep 06, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]^^
And if he does not believe him what should he do?[/quote]Thats his own cup of tea...it also depends on how close he is with his uncle....he should have called the man by now...IMHO



boron10: Bros when you start to believe say AIDS exist? The last time i checked, you called it a mere western propaganda. Anyway sha, you gave a very wise advise about him telling his uncle. If i happened to be in the guy's shoe, i wont even think twice, my uncle is my blood. Keeping such sensitive issue from him will mean that i could as well keep mute and watch him being killed. Whatever he might think, i wont mind, so far i've played my role in telling him about the happenings in his home. Not that the wife has had a child for him.
grin grin grin grin grin O boy,i was in fmc asaba late last month to see ma sick aunt and i saw peeps with full blow aids with my two naked eyes..i even saw healthy looking young chics and guys that came to collect their antiretroviral drugs....they even looked more healthy and sweet than me..lol..o boy ma eye clear sharply..AIDS is real..desh say so... grin grin
PoliticsRe: Obi Launches Battle Against Kidnapping In Anambra by deshclones(m): 9:19pm On Sep 06, 2012
ZUBY..ihere gi na-eme m....you are a clear agafu..lost soul..keep denigrating your own people...no wonder Biafra is still a mirage...it is people like you that give the amala people leverage to insult a whole tribe...tufia....

Btwn...still don't understand why the rest of ndigbo are always afraid and jealous of the enterprising nature and academic prowess of the average Anambra man??why??
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him. Should I Tell? by deshclones(m): 8:59pm On Sep 06, 2012
Posterity will not judge you well if you don't tell your uncle...geeez..what if the silly lady gives your uncle stds or even aids...abeg no just think am twice...if i were you i for don call ma uncle tey tey..carry my stuff and move outta the house..the lady is just plain cheap and monumentally silly...geeez...sleeping with an ordinary inconsequential gateman...on your uncles matrimonial bed..mehn thats unforgivable man....and you are here asking us for advice...infact i dey vex for you gan..you dey dull your uncle.
RomanceRe: Don't Be Angry Wit Ur Ex.....instead Thank Him/her 4 Making U Wiser by deshclones(m): 2:56pm On Sep 06, 2012
my ex is the definition of evil..very silly wayward gal...she was my 2nd gf while i was her 4th bf...guess the only thing that attracted me then was her beauty...she is just beauty with no brains...i did so much for her,spent my meager allowance,stole dad's moni to but her a samsung r220 phone back then..even wrote some exams for her (imagine a geology student writing exams for a mass comm gal grin grin grin)...yet the chic was cheating on me with impunity..guess i was naive..my friends made mockery of me back then in school...i decided to tell myself the truth and move on the day i caught her live with a rev.father in her room(i paid part of the rent plus the electronics)..she didnt even show any remorse...i just left and never looked back..i decided to vent my anger on gals...i hated gals with passion..infact it will take the grace of God for me to give any gal 100naira..i was just sleeping with them and causing them heartache..until i met my present gal...the said ex is now looking old..like 10times her age ,sometimes i wonder what i saw in her..and all she does is stalk me on fcbk and beg for forgiveness and moni..silly Arrow..

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