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Properties › Re: Looking For Mortgage Opportunities In Nigeria by DisGuy: 11:52pm On May 21, 2007
the poster is in nigeria he should know   tongue

UBA NRN mortgage
PRODUCT Non Resident Nigerian (NRN) Mortgage
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION The product offers credit facilities to Non Resident Nigerians for the part financing of properties in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt and Enugu (for now)
Target Market Non Resident Nigerians (Employed Professionals and Self Employed Professionals) -married couples are encouraged to apply jointly
Contribution Employed Professionals (20%) and Self Employed Professionals(30%)
Obligor Limit Up to $230,000 Available in USD, GBP and Euros
 
Interest Rate Attractive   lipsrsealed
Tenor 120Months /10 Years
Security -Legal Mortgage over property to be purchased OR over an alternative property of acceptable value as determined by UBA-approved valuer, located in any of the specified acceptable locations
-Reserve Balance(For Self Employed Professionals only)
-Other acceptable collaterals
Other Features No partial prepayment penalty
Ease of processing yea right
Services of a dedicated Relatiohsip Manager
UBA
Properties › Re: Igbos Own 73% Of Property In Abuja by DisGuy: 11:40pm On May 21, 2007
Nigerians own 99% of the property in nigeria grin
Properties › Re: Looking For Mortgage Opportunities In Nigeria by DisGuy: 11:34pm On May 21, 2007
Deleski:
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My guy, abeg get off your ass and create your own website. I use geeplaces from time to time to search and it is straight to the point. All these sites wey u dey list are not naija sites. Building a property site in naija is not easy. We should be encouraging these guys not dissing them.

Abeg phizzy, no mind that guy. U geeplaces guys are doing well.
if i am a webdesigner i would create my own site tongue
so what if the sites are not naija sites- this is how we limit ourselves!

by showing him the site i am encourasging him, we dont like criticism in that country just worshipping people like dundee kmt
Culture › Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by DisGuy: 11:26pm On May 21, 2007
hmmm nice suggeshion! tongue 100 x 10 grin

i got a long one
wink
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Doing A Good Job At The Ministry Of Aviation by DisGuy: 11:15pm On May 21, 2007
When you are doing your job in Nigeria you get a medal even MON,OCR FORC even a DR or chief

To get any recognition outside Nigeria you'll have to work consistently hard for donkey years, OBE= 20yrs

I like Nigeria no be small grin
Education › Re: Anyone Schooling At University Of Abuja by DisGuy: 11:08pm On May 21, 2007
something like?

when you ask a question you have to be very specific!! you might get an answer
Culture › Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by DisGuy: 11:00pm On May 21, 2007
oops sorry, you are spot on! im suppose to be making corrections

the other thing you hav to understand is that pidgin not plain white and black, the main thing is getting your message across so a newbie can chat to a warri man and still transact biznes wink my apologies ma'am

so the spellings aint all that important wink

Oya, for all the wrong spelling wey you dey yarn for here you go get 100 spankings, no knickers wink
Travel › Re: Woman Loses 11.8 Million Naira To US Immigration by DisGuy(mod): 10:54pm On May 21, 2007
when customs officers asked her how much cash she was carrying. Not thinking, Plotkin said, she declared $20,000. Officers checked her luggage and purse and found $112,843.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Leonid Feller told Steeh that there was no evidence that the money came from illegal activities. Until now, Odiase had no criminal record. She pleaded guilty in February to making false statements to customs officers.

Under federal law, travelers can carry as much money as they wish, but they must declare anything over $10,000. If they don't, they can wind up like Odiase, the U.S. Attorney's Office said. It said the currency law was amended after the 9/11 terrorist attacks to help federal officials do a better job of tracking money.

Last week, a 35-year-old Ethiopian man was sentenced in federal court in Detroit to a year and a day in prison and ordered to forfeit $60,000 that he had failed to declare. The man's lawyer told the judge at sentencing that the man feared that he would get into trouble, have to pay federal taxes or be forced to pay a bribe had he told customs officers how much he was carrying.

freep
Culture › Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by DisGuy: 10:36pm On May 21, 2007
bring am na thunder go fya your ikebe wink

i need some of your juuuuju so my body go strong wella wink
Culture › Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by DisGuy: 10:24pm On May 21, 2007
I don finish exam, maybe na the exams stress dey come now.exam after effect wink

No belle problem just temperature and moody

Na you dey make my temperature rise! maybe i need some wink
Properties › Re: Looking For Mortgage Opportunities In Nigeria by DisGuy: 10:19pm On May 21, 2007
well the site provided doesnt answer the question does it? all these real estate website dont have answers to any question apart from 'call our office'

There's nothing shakara there just simple advise to upgrade and a lil bit of rant too!
Health › Re: Hygiene In Nigeria by DisGuy: 10:07pm On May 21, 2007
oloaiye are you a retired conductor cheesy

afterall is said and done, you na go still go buy suya o

Dont worry people Nigeria is one of the best place in the world especially Lagos shocked
Culture › Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by DisGuy: 10:00pm On May 21, 2007
na you dey gbadun o!!

me i dey 'Oliday wink

I no dey feel well well e be like say i dey get temperature sad
Education › Re: Pls Advise, Uni Of Wales Or Middlesex? by DisGuy: 8:51pm On May 21, 2007
Middlesex wink
Properties › Re: EXPLANATION NEEDED - 4-bedroom Semi Detached Duplex (18m) by DisGuy: 8:41pm On May 21, 2007
it comes up to 18m for the 10year plan

for the rest im thinking you wil have to pay a deposit or maybe other charges  undecided

call them up and stop giving your self headache lol
Culture › Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by DisGuy: 8:33pm On May 21, 2007
hmm short of words lol

how work na, how body, shey body dey ho' strong?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job For Petro & Mech Engrs, As Well As Geologists And Geophysicists by DisGuy: 8:31pm On May 21, 2007
try get the guardian 15th wink then applyfor it if you have experience or call them up if you'll be assessed
Crime › Re: Breaking News : I Know The Bombers —goodluck, Vp-elect by DisGuy: 8:30pm On May 21, 2007
Sir kazeem tongue
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Models: Post Your Pictures Here by DisGuy: 8:19pm On May 21, 2007
international fashion runway
shocked


"sorry cant help you lav! we recruit young gurls, size 0-6, you're too fat and oh pls fire your photography he must be blind!"- this is the usual response you'll get in obodo oyinbo. very harsh environment wink

quit starving yourself get  real job!!
Properties › Re: Looking For Mortgage Opportunities In Nigeria by DisGuy: 8:01pm On May 21, 2007
phizzy, do you understand your website? undecided

http://www.findaproperty.com/

http://www.primelocation.com/ see how easy they are on the eye and how easy it is to get want you want wink
Investment › Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DisGuy: 7:51pm On May 21, 2007
and http://www.cashcraft.com/pricelistprint.asp

Dis Guy:
Can someone please help me with where i can check my shares online, ive got my cscs numbers but don't know what to do with them undecided
any takers?
Politics › Re: How Nigerians Abroad Reject Yar Adua. --prof Chinua Achebe by DisGuy: 7:29pm On May 21, 2007
so 100 nigerians abroad now speak for everyone?  lipsrsealed
im sure half of those people are from the ohaneze* community in US

PS; they didnt reject yaradua they are concerned about the electoral process, School of alistair campbell wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job For Petro & Mech Engrs, As Well As Geologists And Geophysicists by DisGuy: 7:25pm On May 21, 2007
thanx

A GOOD 2:1 (AT LEAST) FROM A REPUTABLE UNIVERSITY
Are there universities in Nigeria that are not reputable? shocked
Investment › Re: Best Nigerian Mutual Funds To Invest In? by DisGuy: 7:15pm On May 21, 2007
2dye4:
u av a point, but don't be hasty to hinge performance on price ( i bought IBTC when it was N1500 way back). if i bought a unit of IBTC @ 5K and its now 10k over a period of 2 years and also purchase a unit of ARM fund @ N100 and its now N290 over the same period, going by the rate of return , the ARM fund actually yielded more than the IBTC fund.

Also on the story behind GtBank and ARM, ARM was a subsidiary of GTB until there was a management buy out like 2 years ago, but it has nothing to do with the relationship btwn both companies as ARM still holds is fund in GTB's account.
Thanx 2dye4
I wasnt really comparing the performance but the fact that i am able to monitor the price movement till date online.

Will my stockbroker be able to include this in my portfolio or will i have to sign up for thsi myself?
Politics › Re: National Cake Formula-PDP Zoning Formula by DisGuy(op): 6:03pm On May 21, 2007
Erm i'd like to know the people that owns/control the PDP, everyone is shouting marginalisation like say na the new craze  lipsrsealed
Business › Re: Starting A Waste Management And Recycling Plant by DisGuy: 5:59pm On May 21, 2007
I understand that, what i meant was actually the part where you produce new products from the old ones.That part where you collected and sort it is quite straightforward and relatively cheap considering labour cost.

The manufacturing bit is the problem. huge amount of money can be made from selling the sorted materials to companies or lg govt if there are arrangements for that.
Nairaland General › Re: My Ex-girlfriend Still Treating Me To Sleep With Her After 2 Years by DisGuy: 5:32pm On May 21, 2007
dele9000:
@this guy

she's not just one woman,she's a police woman,and as far as i'm concerned police officers are above d law in Nigeria,she could make do with her words and set him up,your own don done be that,flee o!
I know that's why i marked the police wink
Investment › Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DisGuy: 5:23pm On May 21, 2007
Can someone please help me with where i can check my shares online, ive got my cscs numbers but dont know what to do with them   undecided
Investment › Re: First Bank's 100 Billion Naira Share Offer by DisGuy: 5:14pm On May 21, 2007
Ol boy why you they fear me cheesy you they scare me o

i just hope the banks can cope with all these commotion
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Praise God, I Got A Job Thu Nairaland. by DisGuy: 3:42pm On May 21, 2007
Congrats o, now you pay me your first salary cheesy

where is favour market?
Politics › National Cake Formula-PDP Zoning Formula by DisGuy(op): 3:11pm On May 21, 2007
New PDP zoning formula out on Thursday
Musikilu Mojeed, Abuja
The Peoples Democratic Party may on Thursday make its new zoning formula public.

By the formula, the North-Central has been positioned to produce the President of the Senate while the South-West will produce the National Chairman of the party.

The South-East is expected to produce the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

A source, who made this known to our correspondent in Abuja on Sunday, said the national caucus of the party would ratify the formula at its next meeting at the Presidential Villa on Thursday.

The strategy for the sharing of party and public offices in the country is in line with the new power shift policy of the PDP, which will come into effect on May 29.

Before the caucus meeting, the National Executive Committee of the PDP will meet on Tuesday at its national secretariat in Abuja over the same matter.

The National Chairman of the party, Dr. Ahmadu Ali, announced the planned meetings at the end of a two-day policy retreat for the PDP‘s newly-elected lawmakers on Saturday.

Although Ali did not disclose the agenda of the meeting, our source said it would look into the new power-sharing strategy and work out appropriate responses to the legal challenges against some candidates of the party in the April general election.

A reliable Presidency source said that President Olusegun Obasanjo, the President-elect, Alhaji Umaru Yar‘Adua, and three other party leaders had been served copies of the zoning formula.

The issue of zoning has in the last few weeks left the hierarchy of the party in a dilemma.

By the formula that produced the current political office-holders, the South-West produced the President while the North-East produced the Vice-President.

The party‘s National Chairman is from the North-Central while the President of the Senate is from the South-East. His deputy is from the North-Central.

The Speaker of the House of Representatives is from the North-West while the Deputy Speaker is from the South-South.

punchng

Coming Out Soon- watch out  grin
Romance › Re: My Girl Wants To Know If I'm Well Paid First by DisGuy: 2:20pm On May 21, 2007
more interested in my  financial status rather than me in person hence I feel the love is not there
Dont worry yourself too much, the love will come 'faster' when you tell how how well  you are.

talking about money might be a bit dodgy but just do it and get over it quick after all you like her too. If she doesnt hang around then you're a lucky man  wink

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