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Romance › Re: My Colleague Embarrassed Her Guy by dochenaj: 8:08pm On Mar 25, 2021
"In the course" not "in the cause".

At least, if you want to invent a story, get your spellings right so we can imagine it is a well written work of fiction.
Romance › Re: Man Jumps Into Water Tank To Cry After His Girlfriend Broke Up With Him (Video) by dochenaj: 8:03pm On Mar 25, 2021
Why are they making fun of him? It is his experience and he can react to it they way he wants to.
Crime › Re: Man Beaten To Death After He Stabbed His Friend For Sleeping With Girlfriend by dochenaj: 7:57pm On Mar 25, 2021
Kafayat: Mission accomplished.

Some people walking this earth are on a mission for hell.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React In Shock As Pete Edochie Hugs Destiny Etiko From Behind (video) by dochenaj: 7:43pm On Mar 25, 2021
If he hugs his daughters like that, okay. But if not then there is some sexual innuendo and it is disgusting.
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Can Someone Interpret This Dream by dochenaj: 9:40am On Mar 25, 2021
DannyG8:
I wasn't the one confessing my love to her she was the one confessing her love to me then how do you mean I love her
I didn't say, you live her. I said you like her. And that's my interpretation, but I'm not forcing it down your throat.
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Can Someone Interpret This Dream by dochenaj: 9:16am On Mar 25, 2021
DannyG8:
seriously I don't like her we work at the same place , when I dreamt about her confessing her love to me in a dream I was shocked
You like her but you either don't know it yet or you're in denial.
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Friend Found Himself In The Middle Of A Body-Parts Market In Lekki, Lagos by dochenaj:
jesusjnr2020:
The days are really evil!

A friend of mine who resides in Lagos recently narrated his close-shave experience in a human body parts market.

He was trying to get some school stuff for his children before the schools reopened, and had contacted his customer for this purpose.

On his way to the market, somewhere in Lekki area according to him, while trying to locate his customer, he entered into a street thinking he was heading in the right direction, but he noticed that once he stepped into that street, he started feeling really awkward and was no longer his usual self. And as he continued walking down, someone came to him and asked him which one he wanted, but he couldn't understand what the person meant, however he replied that he was there to meet somebody.

Another guy walked up to him and asked him a similar question, but this time was more descriptive, however he couldn't still grasp fully what was going on and still told him the same thing, that he was there to see a friend.

It was after the next person came and I think asked him if it was the eye or ear he wanted, that it then dawned on him that he had actually stepped into a forbidden zone in the market where they sold human body parts!

It now began to make sense the awkward feeling he began having immediately after stepping into that zone, so it was now for him to figure out how to get himself out of the zone before they noticed that he was actually a stranger who missed his way, and not a costumer as they had assumed him to be.

So he tried using phone calls made to his friend to confuse them, but he said that as he was making his way back, they were yet watching him closely to figure out what he was really about.

That was how he managed and then finally got to himself to the end of the street, and it was only after he stepped out of it, that he said, he immediately got back himself.

After finally locating his friend, his worst fears were confirmed. He was told that he was very lucky to have gotten out of that street alive, because for strangers who mistakingly step into that zone, that's usually their last... They would be forcefully taken and butchered without much fuzz, and their body parts would be added to the ones already there for sale.

The human body parts market was called "Jankara", and my friend kept saying that it was only God who saved him otherwise he would have become history.

For those who still doubt the existence of such human body parts markets in reality, I hope it doesn't happen to you first before you believe, because the days are really evil and the hearts of men are desperately wicked.

Thank God my friend was fortunate to have made it out alive but not many live to tell their own story.

I deemed it needful to share this story after much given it much thought. I could clearly sense in the spiritual realm, the apprehension this decision was causing Satan, as he was trying desperately to prevent me from going ahead with this, because he so hates the exposure of his devices and works.

But it's my job to expose and destroy his works and devices. It's actually moments like these that made us forsake everything to follow Jesus, so if we don't do it, who will? Hence my sharing regardless.

God bless.

Cc. Lalasticlala
Unfortunately, this story is unverifiable. But I'm not going to say it is impossible. The world is filled with evil.
Family › Re: Can These Act Be Tagged As Cheating? by dochenaj: 12:51am On Mar 25, 2021
It was your responsibility to provide for the family as the man of the house. Traditionally, that is your role. And I appreciate that you know that.

However, it was wrong for her to lie to you about her earnings.

There are women whose peculiar situation may warrant such actions, and I may even support them to act that way. So without knowing you personally, I cannot unequivocally condemn your wife.

You're hurt, but your wife doesn't seem to be a very terrible person, if you have a disposition of the marriage healing, it will happen but if you keep being hurt and are inclined to the breakdown of the marriage, that also will happen.

Moving forward, I'll like you to ask your wife why she could take such an action, she may need to think about her answer for a few days. So she needs to do some soul searching and figure out what the root cause is. I think you'll need that insight in order to forgive her and move on.

In conclusion, what she did was grave but it is not unpardonable. I hope you can forgive her and get past that bump in your marriage.
Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha Celebrates His 56th Birthday (Throwback Photos) by dochenaj: 12:06am On Mar 25, 2021
Oluolad86:
I did, I can't afford the money for the tests and surgery. I need someone that has a clinic or laboratory to help me for free.
"Surgery for pericarditis?" That was my initial thought, until I read your post were you composed your medical history.

You will actually need a miracle, not just a surgery.

But the good thing is that miracles still happen.
Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha Celebrates His 56th Birthday (Throwback Photos) by dochenaj: 12:05am On Mar 25, 2021
garfield1:
It won't need to interfere because uzodinma will humiliate him
You mean he will rig the living daylights out of him? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Can Someone Interpret This Dream by dochenaj: 11:21pm On Mar 24, 2021
DannyG8:
in my dream a girl I know came to me and confessing her love for me

what does it mean when someone you know telling you how she love you
You like her, and your brain is telling you that you do.
Programming › Re: I Need Serious Input From Experts On This Project. by dochenaj: 11:20pm On Mar 24, 2021
This is going to be a big project, you'll need to have a lot of collaborators.
Phones › Re: How Much Fit Build This,, by dochenaj: 9:51pm On Mar 24, 2021
He wants to build nairaland website.
Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha Celebrates His 56th Birthday (Throwback Photos) by dochenaj: 9:31pm On Mar 24, 2021
kingthreat:
This man will win the next governorship elections hands down. The supreme court governor is a joke.
Hopefully the supreme court doesn't interfere again.

The APC is very bold and ballsy.
Politics › Re: Gumi: Bandits Won’t Drop Their Arms If They Don’t Feel Safe by dochenaj: 9:21pm On Mar 24, 2021
So this man is saying that these terrorists are only involved in kidnappings because they want to raise money in order to obtain firearms for defending themselves. Did he even pause to ask himself, "does this make sense to me?"

Never read I something so stupid that it made me cringe.

What kind of nonsense is this?
Education › Re: Benue Student Beaten By Principal, Teachers For Playing Chess In Class (Graphic) by dochenaj: 9:10pm On Mar 24, 2021
This is assault. If they make a formal complaint, the police will have to arrest the so called Fr.

But unfortunately, Nigerian police only works for the rich.

The kid was playing chess. I like him already.
Politics › Re: Obadiah Mailafia: World Powers Want To Destroy Nigeria by dochenaj: 9:04pm On Mar 24, 2021
This man is talking trash. Utter nonsense.
Politics › Re: Emefiele: Bandits, Terrorists Cause Of Nigeria’s Inflation by dochenaj: 8:49am On Mar 24, 2021
Excuse, excuse, excuse. Nonsense.
Travel › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment On An Airplane by dochenaj: 8:45am On Mar 24, 2021
Shellsploit:
Mine was a scary moment...

I was on a flight from Michigan to Florida in 2018. We were about 35mins from takeoff and all of a sudden the pilot raced out of the cockpit, stopped at the row in front of me, and started frantically demanding that everyone on their seats should stand up because he needed to get a better view of the plane wing.

Once the row has gotten up, he kneels over and looks from the window seat out for about a minute. He thanks them, turns around, and goes back to the cockpit.

Myself and every one were confused and asking what's going on and no one knows. 10 minutes later he finally announces on the speaker that everything is fine with the plane and there was some erroneous warning light that had come on.
That's scary, not embarrassing.
Romance › Re: Las Las Oyibo Take Style Mumu O by dochenaj: 4:44am On Mar 23, 2021
Coldie:
I have known her since I came to the uk, she's like the first person I started talking to, from the day we met and talked I was just free with her, after that day she started bombing me with calls, I was surprised cause I no really reason am I was just free with her, after I avoid her avoid her we meet again for road, I escort her. She said I should kiss her I just did to fufill all righteousness.

That one finish the matter, calls was like 5 times almost every day.

Am not interested, my friends for uk don insult me tire say I no sharp.

But I don't want to do what I know deep down I don't want and would end up dissapointing anybody
Anyway, don't let anyone cajole you into doing something you never bargained for, when they tides turn they will still mock and cajole you despite being the ones that pressured you into what you did.
Family › Re: Ok by dochenaj: 5:14pm On Mar 22, 2021
So you think your wife is the source of all your woes.

Well it is not strange to see that when people fail, they always find a way to funnel the blame to others.
Politics › Re: ‘stop Advising Nigeria To Be Import Dependent’ – Agbakoba Tells Okonjo Iweala by dochenaj: 4:15pm On Mar 22, 2021
I am very certain NOI never used the words "import dependent" it is Agbakoba interpretation of what she said.
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Shares New Photos With A Man Taller Than Her - See Photos by dochenaj: 3:41pm On Mar 22, 2021
That guy is a giant.
Romance › Re: Las Las Oyibo Take Style Mumu O by dochenaj: 3:34pm On Mar 22, 2021
Coldie:
I met this lady in the UK, she came to meet me, ever since she found out am Nigerian she has been all over me. She calls me almost every day.

Wetin scatter my head to head to just reason say no wonder yahoo boys are making money in Nigeria, just like that phone call phone call, I hardly pick up her call cause am not interested.

This woman send me pictures of her card details and card pin. Just like that.

Just like that
She came to meet you? This story is so scanty it smells fishy.
Romance › Re: Las Las Oyibo Take Style Mumu O by dochenaj: 3:33pm On Mar 22, 2021
Coldie:
Na real o...

I shock. Why would she try to win me over like that.

Not every Nigerian is a criminal or a scammer
How will she just send you her card details, what's the story to that?
Romance › Re: Female Pastor Ask Men To Sleep With Her For Deliverance [pics/video] by dochenaj: 3:08pm On Mar 22, 2021
Fake post. This is entirely untrue.
Politics › Re: FUNAM To Ortom: We Shall Assassinate You Soon - Fulani Milita Group by dochenaj: 2:59pm On Mar 22, 2021
It is only in Nigeria that someone will come out and openly admit to plotting an assassination and will not be arrested.
Crime › Re: Abia Native Doctors With Panties, Pictures In Forest Caught By Youths (Photos) by dochenaj:
tutudesz:
undecided serioiously other countries they use their juju advance humanity, while Nigeria dey use their own destroy people
If you believe in juju, you need to know there is no juju that advances humanity. None.
Crime › Re: Lady Who Stole A Phone In Winners Chapel Warri Caught On Camera (Video) by dochenaj: 10:51pm On Mar 21, 2021
We didn't see her steal the phone, we only saw her put a phone in her pocket.

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