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Hypocrite lots!!!How many of you young women here would swear you have never at any point in past and even recent not had a stint with married men.......everybody be saint na only those wey dem catch be sinners.

emeka1101: Respect your minister. Is it his fault that he has a big nose?

ok o.il leave his nose....

wrong man for the wrong job.Maybe if he were to be made minister of tourism..perhaps his performance and public utterances might sound appealing to Nigerians....cos his nose alone is tourist attraction

d man nose eh chei.....e be like plastercine wey dem take fist march .... *singing hes got da whole world in his nose *

http://indianexpress.com/article/cities/delhi/africans-climbed-police-booth-roof-to-escape-mob/


they were not Nigerians.

Ilovenigeria: I have this family friend that doesn't like cooking, Almost everyday she and her hubby will come to our house to eat. Even most times she will beg me to cook enough so she will take some home. Now she is accusing me of sleeping with the hubby because the man stops by our house to eat when he closes from work.
I have to tell the hubby to stop coming please. She later apologised to me sha and confessed that she gets angry whenever the hubby talks about our delicious meal. She is a pro now in cooking.

You be correct Naija babe jare.Without much ado,the madam went to learn how to prepare orisirisi sokoyokoto for her oga...sensing the likelyhood of oga "wandering" off or her government be overthrown.

Woman without culinary skills is in an.incomplete wife material o...even if her oga is a chef.Y'all akada babes better get busy with delicacies else another woman warms her way straight to your men's heart through food.It is not always about bottom power hey.

biafranqueen: You have done well!

I remember hearing if a man see's his wife's private part while giving birth he will go blind at an early age.
Committing Suicide is a taboo and if the corpse is not put through a cleansing ritual before burial the land would be cursed.

I.almost faint with lafta at a man musnt see his wife private part during labor or giving part...many make doctors and nurses should be dead by now cos of that. hahahahahhahahaha

all Ive read is "the guy taking the gal out to...." and what happens to '....as a solid babe im taking my man out to......"

why wey be say naija romantic gestures must by default start with what the dude is to do for the babe?

freecocoa: Is this not what I basically said? That something has to be missing to make a man want another wife, your own go worse if you ever take another wife sef, the 1st one would most likely be ignored because, according to your post, she no longer fits what you had in mind(assuming you ever take a 2nd wife that is).

Now to the widowed women, are there no widowers? Or even single men who would be willing to marry these women? Just as men die, so do women.

The best thing is to make sure you marry someone who completes you, hard as it might be for you to accept, it's best to get divorced, if you are no longer satisfied/happy with your partner, there's no point in keeping her and marrying someone else when she only reminds you of how unfulfilled you were with her.

People should either take it or leave it, polygamy is just plain selfishness on the part of the man.

your.opinnion...take it or leave it.

fitzmayowa: I guess the common sense revolution is to vote out PDP and voting APC...Talking of passing the bulk

PDP is as much as guilty as APC, putting this country where it is today, it really saddens me when our so called politicians "irrespective of their political party" play on the intelligence of gullible nigerians....SMH

no mind am.after coming back from london trip....He should lead the revolt with all the pounds sterling...

yorex2011: Time travel machine

seconded....unless looking at voodooism.

We all know.Because due to corruption...most new land owners would pay through their noses and go through hell before acquring legit land papers of ownernership.

Theres nothing wrong in been jealous as long as the emotional reaction doesn't lead to termination of life.
Been jealous as a matter of fact is natural and healthy,despite while in some quarters,jealousy is seen as a weakness.

You cant genuinely love someone and notice strange affection from strangers overshadow yours over a particular individual or situation and not have a tinge of jealousness.Its natural

Even God the creator admitted Hes a jealous God despite been known as. "Love".

For example,no mother on earth would sit back or turn away and just let be when she observes her child seems to be receiving more affection from another woman.The Jealous emotion kicks in automatically.

shuo!!!! see fight. Over pastor Joshua mata?.

Election is by the corner, people who will you sweep out or push in?

chucky234: My brother even ordinary Nigerite aluminium roofing sheets will not leak water in 2yrs let alone imported materials, oh you expect the maintenance officers to start replacing 6 months old roofing sheets, haba that is unheard of.

thank u bro.I've been for at least someone to lecture these "Nigerians" what it means to run capital projects.How could a project of less than 2 years be warranting maintenance such as leaking roofs,faulty aircons,etc that were designed for 24/7 operation.

Its a terrible Nigerian mentality for shoddy works while the contractual values are always padded and overpriced.

Well its become a norm.in a place like Nigeria.

OMG!!! See federal fuckup.

MAYOWAAK: I am not interested in what the arrested jet was doing in South Africa...

I already know and do not need any confirmation again.

My position, however, is about the ownership of the jet which is Pastor Oritsejafor's.

A statement released this afternoon showed that he is the owner of the jet which has been leased to an organisation for commercial purposes part of which was how it got to South Africa supposedly on a business trip...

That is not my concern also.

My worry now is that the principal justification Pastor Oritsejafor gave for the acquisition of the private jet then( a gift from an undisclosed person) was to aid him in preaching the gospel and reaching out to places that could not be reached via the land..

How come what was intended for private use has suddenly become a money-making machine to the punk-wearing pastor? This is my worry.

What explanation will the Pastor give this time? Perhaps his footsoldiers on the cyberspace can assist us...

Waiting!!

hehehe eyes are opening...graaaaduaaaally.

14: Leave everything to us, we will deal with the bastardss

Yep more money in the bank for southies....free moola for that matter..hahahahahaha

Controversy: Double whala….. the GOC left unhurt,,,, yet they were convict to death. I wish they could have killed the GOC and it would server as deterrent to those oga at the top. It is easier to arrange and convict them, but it is difficult for to find lasting solutions to the reason for their agitations.
Quick judgement, bt not quick solution to the cause of the problem, nigerian military wit funny characters, u send christians to go nd die in war torn north east abi? This judgement must not be allowed to stay. It is indeed an illwind. It will blow no one no good. A word is enough for the wise.

You are a considerate human.Fvck rules...other soldiers should also go on AWOL.
let those fat bastards MAJORS AND D REST in khakhi go do the fighting.Rubbish.

Nigeria is a sick country.With useless rulers and dumbstruck subjects.

chaircover: Very very good!!!
it means that if you are buying babygirl Nosa a versace bag with shoes to match, then you have either bought me a 2016 model RR sport or just about to buy me one next week. . . . .or you are in soooooooooooooooo much troubleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thats when you will know that its no longer a joke and the story has changed

The truth is that you can never win. So when you mess up, just apologise jeje and dont start any mind games cos a woman will always be one step ahead.

hahahha you see why that line works? shebi u dey form "I wont mind...let me arrange one imaginary bobo to be calling sweet names "... when make your demand for 206 RR Sport cos you felt I bought versace bag with shoes to match...I simply smile and remind you...." Baby,Nosa is 6 hours flight away and not anywhere near your domain"...oya come my lovie....come and "cover "me on the "chair"cold dey hold me....

chaircover: . . . . and when she starts taking imaginary phone calls from guys in your presense no vex o!
To can play the game

That one is an old trick women are known for.
to make d oga suffer jealousmonia...you women even go as far as calling the 'person on the other line with sweet names like," my lovie,yes dear,sweets....,etc'

trust me I know..and I've also learnt when ur woman starts that...me too I grab my phone close to her and be calling one imaginary sister with wonderful titles like " oh Nosa darling,you are angel, your soothing words are so touching. And I look forward to seeing you again,rememer that gorgeous versace bag with shoes to match,babygirl it will compliment any outfit you out on for the next outing".

Yes two can play the game well well... I learnt from advance women.

Kompressor: This is just unfair. If only we had a government that will defend its citizens, if only....
How can you tear someone's passport and sleep comfortably at night?



May God help us!







PS: NCAA should ban the airline while investigation continues.

The wont do jack.As long as it doesn't involve them directly.But perhaps since its on social media...THEY MIGHT demand for an investigation....

Somebody tell Joshua to try and get over it.He paid an unpleasant price to be identified as a Nigerian.

With our unpleasant ways to ourselves,tribalism,ethnic bigotry and now the latest attitude ...xenophobia.....many innocent countymen and women would still suffer this.....I stated it clearly here on this thread...https://www.nairaland.com/1899571/liberian-woman-found-hanging-isheri-oke/3#26247209

Babymama1: Hahahahaha

What exactly do you plan to achieve?
To make her feel bad you are rejecting the food?

Yep. when a man like me who have great preference for home made meal starts ignoring my babes food...as tasty as it maybe,hmm, eating fast food,sometime sef I fit ask a female colleague to prep some specific type of soup I know my babe is equally good at.... im passing across silent but strong message.

But im getting over that antic..... ...no expose me o.

Babymama1: Indeed
You strike me like someone that will start cooking his own stew and soup when he is angry

Hahahahaha
I hear some men do that
When they're mad at the wife they will stop eating her food and start cooking and putting on one side of the fridge until she begs them

If my hubby tries that,I will put all his containers of food inside the deep freezer

Em em I belong to that category....

Sagamite: He does not have to do anything now.

What he expects them to do is:

- Meet once in the next one month and develop the plan in that first meeting.

- Use the next month after that to meet other stakeholders and gather the resources to implement the plan.

- Use the next two months after the coordination month to buy/build/rent the assets and infrastructure the new companies would use.

- Since an average company (even in the developed West) hires less than 30 people, then they would have to use the 5th to 8th month to set up at least 100,000 companies. Or about 50,000 companies and 1.5m menial workers or self-employed

- From the 9th to the 12th month, these companies would ALL be running successfully and have reached their peak to hire 3 million people since Nigerians are well-educate Oxbridge experts.

All these are realistic and possible since we have a lot of Pastors, Imams and prayer warriors in Nigeria.

This is what happens when you have a person without achievements and who has never ran anything successfully being your President!

An example of Blackteeth's genius!

GEJ till we perish!

sage baba....the project originator V20.15 u sabi dem moves well

Stillfire: Babymama, what's your own flaw?

She talks a lot.that's one of her major flaws

Na TAN group get the thread so dont be surprised.

bacca2: These Jonathan scvms are very funny.

more like embarrasment to the definition of scvms.