Unless one has a leaky senis, i can't understand why a guy will change his undies more than once a day.

Aqva:

Stop this nonsense. So the white doctors are now less intelligent and can't treat ordinary whitlow (assuming it is as common as you claim) but can treat cancer, do brain surgery and heart transplant.

of what use will a doctor who is a guru in brain transplant but possess fleeting knowledge of malaria, typhoid and tropical diseases be to us?

That they failed the qualifying exams doesn't means they r less intelligent, it simply means THEY ARE UNFIT TO PRACTICE IN NIGERIA.

What do u need d car 4?

Flaming thunderbolts!

Did I just read .1trillion! For printing books? Were they made of gold? Unbelievable!

Mine is actually a terrifying experience at d local buka. The owner is notorious 4 her peculiar brand of extra tough meat, but why people (including me) still keep going there in droves is beyond me.

Anyway na so i order 4 my rice and stew and predictably, d meat could easily pass for a leather wallet. I no too mind sha, as i had successfuly demolished them in past so i didn't think this one would pose any problem. How wrong i was.

Na so i chop rice finish come begin attack d thing. I chew, chew, chew for where. At last i say make just swallow the whole. Gbam na there yawa come gas. E just hook 4 my throat, refusing to move down. I then noticed was having difficulty breathing. WTF?! I WAS CHOKING! It was d most frightening experience i can ever remember having. Its like having an invisible hand squeezing my neck.

Na so water come begin commot my eye. (no be say i dey cry o, but i no kno why water come dey) some people then came to my aid tapping and rubbing my back. Choking, Coughing, panting, wheezing. . .then at one final heave, the useless thing fell out of my mouth. See wetin meat wan cause. Needless to say that was d last time i visited that place.

berem: This night shall be romantic for our President! E no easy to miss madam for almost 2 months.
Singing Marvin Gaye's "Sexxuall Healing"

na that one dey your mind

black_beau: She may be insane but it doesn't change the fact that she is one of the most powerful women in the world

really? What then will u say about women with real political power like angela markov, hilary clinton, etc.

I think you are overestimating her. Rich, yes, famous yes, influential definately but not all that powerful.

Sisi_Kill: I don't get it.

i thought i was d only one! What exactly is d problem here??

Biden's performance today shouldn't really come as a surprise to anyone. Generally the vice presidential debates are supposed be more forceful and energetic than the presidential. Interruptions, name-calling, even outright insults are not unusual during such debates, check history.

We didn't get to see the true Biden at the last debate with Sarah Palin because he had to take it easy with her. If you notice all the heat was directed at McCain and scarcely at Palin herself, and its easy to see why.

Today however was a different ballgame; Ryan is a lot more experienced than Palin - and a male. Biden had nothing to lose. He had to go straight for the jugular, and he did.

Some of d comments here are just too funny. :-D

honeric01:

Students don't steal, only non-students steal.

hmmmm. . .I see.

Also, a woman, who identified herself as Pauline Nwakwo, told our correspondent that she left the village when she learnt that security agents had embarked on mass arrest, b[b]ut came back to notice that her bar had been burgled.
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According to her, the rampaging students forcibly entered her bar and carried away her deep freezer and drinks.

She said, “As a woman, I had to run away when we noticed that the police were embarking on mass arrest. The students broke the door to my bar and took away a deep freezer I bought for N66,000. I want government to pay me back all I have lost.

WT. . .a frigging deep freezer??

BTW. . .What exactly were those unfortunate boys alleged to have done??

Yeah, I remember, its not possible for educated, rich students to engage in stealing.

SMH. . .What a pathetic bunch of arrogantly hypocritical id1oitss WE all are.

she said she will publish receipts of hotels they were in. So why don't we allow er do that before crucifying the man?

N

ACM10: No I wont!

REASON: I hate the sight of blood. I lose all forms of se.xual urge on the sight of blood coming from the va.gina. So, I will lose the se.xual urge I have for her if I watch her bleed during delivery. She wouldn't want to have a husband who has no se.xual affection for her.

fortunately not all women bleed, especially if its not the first child, or an unusually large one.

moreover the feeling you had regarding the sight of blood will wane after a while, trust me.

tintingz: Nigerian doctors don't realy accept this "a man should be with his wife in the labour room" even in our culture it dosn't happen. . .na oyinbo tin be this buh i don't see anythin wrong in it being with my wife in the labour room(na me put the belle there na) buh the thing is that seeing her in pains and screaming and NOTE don't look down there aahh! At'all <gross> not advicable

I don't really think its a 'Nigerian doctor' thing. You have to understand that most public hospitals usually have many women in the wards at the same time, usually with no demarcations or anything, so you can easily see why it will not be proper for the husband to be in such a place.

If its a private hospital, or a private ward in a public hospital, I struggle to see why any doctor will have problem with the husband being in the room.

Vogue50: This is serious! No body expects the naira to appreciate in value after all these importation. We cant continue to import more than we do export , this is simply not sustainable for any reasonable and thriving country.

Until and unless local production can meet the demand, importation will remain the only option.

Man must wack anyhow!

chucky234: A ship load of rice is 12,500MT with many ship loads coming into the country monthly,so where did you get your 1000 tons?

It actually should be 1 million (a thousand thousand metric tonnes). Got it from here :http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/agr_gra_ric_con-agriculture-grains-rice-consumption

Notice its a lot higher than than the figure given by the minister earlier this year:

Abuja – Nigeria’s rice consumption is projected to reach 35 million tonnes by 2050, from five million tonnes currently, rising at the rate of 7 per cent yearly, due to population growth.

The Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr Akinwunmi Adesina, who gave these statistics on Sunday in Abuja also said that 500,000 tonnes of rice was being imported into the country annually.

source : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/02/nigerias-rice-consumption-to-reach-35m-tonnes-by-2050/

interestingly Nigeria at about 1000 tons is fourth in the world in terms of consumption, but for production, we are not even in the first 10.

N365b yearly for rice alone? is it really possible?

Billyonaire: At average of N1B per day, Nigeria spends N365B annually on Imported Rice. That is N365B into other people's economy. $7.8 FDI into the Agro-sector translates to about 1.2Trillion Naira. There is so much opportunity in the Agro-Sector at the moment. Every State in Nigeria has this natural resource called 'Landmass', yet they are queuing up at Abuja for monthly Oil Egunje instead of exploring the opportunities in the Agro Sector.

cool

. . .and the spilling of blood continues. . .


O Nigeria, just how many more gallons of blood do you need before your sick thirst is finally assuaged?

fash6: Still can't believe the massive turn out of crowd,pushing graduates from side to side like goats,may God help us

what exactly went wrong?

The quality of the locally produced ones will rival that of any foreign one.

I don't know what it is with Nigerians and imported goods

And to think they were going for a wedding. What a sad loss.

insanity truly presents in many ways

sammy329: When two Elephants Fights the grass will suffer. When two Elephants Fights the grass will suffer.

which grass dey suffer? and how are those jobless dolts elephants?

as long as they kill only themselves no shaking. . .fewer dolts to worry about.

sexy glow: Benue men flirts alot naturally,they too like p***y and they don't have respect for marriage.But the woman went far sha o;that was an act of wickedness.

that's an idoitic genenralization. BTW WTF is a Benue man. do you know how many tribes make up Benue? silly

@OP, the man's loss is very sad and wicked act. the lady must be arrested ASAP

truly pathteitic

amiskurie: I remember back in mile-12 when a mallam(me-suya)that's been selling us suya was caught chasing rats in a drainage.

[size=15pt]#vomits[/size]

what revolting shyte. not sure i can even bear to look at suya again

I don't see anything wrong with what he's doing. y'll should quit yapping and kindly STFU.

El presidente explained he receives $12,500 a month but keeps only $1,250. The public servant told the newspaper, "I do fine with that amount; I have to do fine because there are many Uruguayans who live with much less."

amazing!!

Vicjustice: [size=20pt]That man is evil.
It is generally risky to consume animals like Vultures as they themselves consume rotten animal carcases that carry bacteria and germs.
Now, his offence is not because he sells vultures, but rather because he deceived the public that he sells chicken, there would have been no offence had he publicly declared that he is a Vulture (meat) seller.
It is even more disturbing that this was done by a Hausa man, Muslims are known to be very clean with animal slaughter and consumption hence they would not touch animals that they consider "unclean".
But why would any body have the rights to open a food business, why is there no official regulation and control for this trade?[/size]

stop being an i.diot. how do you know he is a muslim?