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Education / Re: ABU Professor Of Surgery Shot Dead. by doofanc: 8:09am On Dec 28, 2012
Pathetic
Entertainment / Re: Why Is Every Music Video About Girls And Partying ? by doofanc: 7:39am On Dec 28, 2012
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Entertainment / Re: Why Is Every Music Video About Girls And Partying ? by doofanc: 7:37am On Dec 28, 2012
I wonder sometimes, those women that act those roles, don't they have families? Siblings?

I can't imagine my sister or daughter ever acting those rubbish roles (GOD Forbid!) how much are they paid to show of their boobz & yarnsh on set and in some cases acting soft porn? Arrant rubbish! :-@
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Refuse To Eat During Misunderstanding With Women? by doofanc: 9:59pm On Dec 26, 2012
Some men, just to show how irritated they are, will not only reject the wife's food, but buy food outside and eat it in her presence. That i believe is the biggest insult.

I know a family where this happened, that d wife took the food and threw it away. The man almost got physical (he didn't, thankfully) but it was so serious that it took intervention of family members to settle them.
Jokes Etc / Re: This Kind Of "Gbagaun" From A Nigerian Graduate! by doofanc: 6:26pm On Dec 23, 2012
Where's d link to d original post?

I strongly suspect d writer was merely fooling around, trying to attract attention. Its easy to see deliberate mistakes

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Religion / Re: Pope Benedict Pardons Ex-butler by doofanc: 5:26am On Dec 23, 2012
claremont:
Which 'sin' did he commit?! How is publishing the secrets of the vatican a sin?!

those documents were supposed to be confidential. But he chose to break the rules of those with authority over him. That makes it sin
Entertainment / Re: Sad Story Of The Thinnest Woman In The World by doofanc: 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2012
claremont: Anorexia is a mental illness, she can't help herself.

That's what people don't understand. Though she is painfully thin, she still--believe it or not--feels fat. Thats d nature of d illness.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by doofanc: 10:39am On Dec 16, 2012
So there is really a team called Corinthians! AMAZING
Politics / Re: Nigeria Might Be Unable To Finance 2013 Budget by doofanc: 10:03pm On Dec 14, 2012
plendil:

Fair enough.

Nonetheless you conveniently avoided the part where article had shown that we could not, with our current consumption rate, have exhausted the N880b originally appropriated for subsidy this year. Or is it that part was also used to settle arrears?

However, in fairness to Goodluck, if he had had his way early this year with the removal of subsidy, questionable payments like this would not have arisen. We chose to retain the controversial payments, so we should be ready to handle its fallout.

So what about all the so called arrears--yet to be verified, btw--that our FG's in a hurry to pay off? What makes u think that had the subsidy been removed, we won't be still be spending so much greasing the palms of political cronies under the guise of settling arrears?

I remain unshaken in my belief that the decision to fight against the removal of subsidy was a wise one.

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Crime / Re: Robbers Invade Peace Mass Transit Park In Nsukka by doofanc: 5:46pm On Dec 14, 2012
Easily an inside job. Don't know what da fuss is all about
Investment / Re: Maina Declared Wanted For N159bn Missing Pension Funds by doofanc: 3:46pm On Dec 12, 2012
taharqa: Make una dey read article well b4 una dey mk noise! They didnt say d guy stole #159bn. The money is from 2005-2011 and what d Senate want to get info about hw d money was expended in d said period and they want d guy to give info in dier investigatn; d problem is dat dis Maina hv always maintaind dat sm membas of d Senate committee, and d on-and-off fight bw dem hv bn going on for sm time
Investment / Re: Maina Declared Wanted For N159bn Missing Pension Funds by doofanc: 3:36pm On Dec 12, 2012
taharqa: Make una dey read article well b4 una dey mk noise! They didnt say d guy stole #159bn. The money is from 2005-2011 and what d Senate want to get info about hw d money was expended in d said period and they want d guy to give info in dier investigatn; d problem is dat dis Maina hv always maintaind dat sm membas of d Senate committee, and d on-and-off fight bw dem hv bn going on for sm time

nonetheless why has he been playing hide & seek with d senate? Why not come not clean?

D senate says they discovered some irregularities in d payments made so far & r seekin clarifications. Thats all.
NYSC / Re: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Of NYSC Lagos Camp In Pix by doofanc: 6:55pm On Dec 11, 2012
Thankfully, i'm using a phone, so i'm spared the horror of seeing d pix
Phones / Re: Ghana Orders MTN To Stop Sim Card Sales by doofanc: 7:05pm On Dec 07, 2012
Do they really have d right to do that?
Religion / Re: Why Do Christian Men Remove Their Cap In Church? by doofanc: 6:53am On Dec 04, 2012
Cherechy: From what I understand from that chapter, only women who have shaved their heads should cover it while praying, for it is shameful. It says that the glory of a woman is in her hair and it has been given to her as a covering.
That's d part I'm interested in, sorry for diverting the thread. So pentecostals that go to church with their hair uncovered are actually right. I cover my hair to church because of the doctrine of my church and not because its biblical. Shikena

In biblical times, women of questionable character were punished by having their hair shaved off. It was seen as a big embarrassment to them. Now given habit of the Corinth church of taking some things to the extreme, it appears some of the women began to shave off their hair just for the fun of it and refusing to cover their head. Paul most likely found this unacceptable especially if the woman is married, hence his admonition. Its however notewothry he was stating his personal opinion on the matter, and he made this very clear.
Religion / Re: Why Do Christian Men Remove Their Cap In Church? by doofanc: 6:35am On Dec 04, 2012
vizion: even if it is not in the bible, respect and etiquette demands a man removes his head cover when indoors. so if you don't want to do it for God, do it for the man beside you

P.S.
the bible cannot contain all the custom, rules, regulations, and law that a christian should follow, christian tradition covers the rest.

Really? Christian tradition not found in the Bible? Then what makes it Christian?

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Religion / Re: Please Don't Lose Your Soul To The Devil by doofanc: 8:59pm On Nov 24, 2012
I suggest you modify the title of the thread.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Could Pick The Best Job In The World.. by doofanc: 10:24pm On Nov 23, 2012
I'm flabbergasted to see the number of guys wanting to become porm stars. Evidently they're unaware of the kind of lives those guys live of set. What a waste.

@op it will be the head of USAID
Family / Re: Husband Okays Wife, Son’s intimate Act In Suleja by doofanc: 8:41am On Nov 17, 2012
Permit me if i sound rather cavalier with what appears to b a serious issue, but can someone tell how exactly this is inbreeding? The woman is not his biological mother, for Pete's sake!

What they're committing is adultery/fornication, not inbreeding.
Education / Re: Daily Trust Newspaper Reports That 529 ABU Students Use One Toilet by doofanc: 7:37pm On Nov 16, 2012
One has to wonder what a highly pro-north newspaper like Daily News stood to get by publishing what is nothing but concoction of falsehood.

Whip up sentiments perhaps?
Romance / Re: Given The Chance, Will You Get Back With Your Most Recent Ex? by doofanc: 3:24am On Nov 14, 2012
richyblink1: She is every man's drm apart frm being HOT TEMPERED.

Always proud of me,prays for me,patient,loyal & lively.
Forgave hr when sh almost got me blinded,bt had to bail off when sh told me "I WILL KILL U.
Wish u will come across this,will nevr stp prayn for u.

this one serious o!
Health / Re: Brush After Breakfast, Not Before — Expert by doofanc: 4:13pm On Nov 11, 2012
dre44k: I'm so addicted to this, I do feel lazy brushing my teeth before taking my breakfast, so I rather mouth wash with water only, then brush my teeth proper after eating my breakfast.

yeah this is a good idea
Romance / Re: Things You Will Never Do In A Relationship Again? by doofanc: 2:18pm On Nov 11, 2012
Never allow her boss me around no matter d depth of love.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Sacks State Executive Council by doofanc: 9:14am On Nov 10, 2012
@OP, he didn't sack the council, he dissolved it. Don't be surprised to see a number of them will be recalled.
Phones / Re: MTN Has Started Scamming On The 500% Bonus? by doofanc: 10:34pm On Nov 06, 2012
I really wonder what people are still doing in mtn where airtel dey.
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Benue by doofanc: 7:13pm On Nov 06, 2012
galaxi: From enugu to maktown is roughly 6 hours. From abj to maktown is max of 3 hours. From jos to maktown is 4hours. So make ur choice. I stay in Benue
hey! U such a big liar.... Enugu 2 markudi is 3hrs 30mins. D transportation fair is #1200 so do u mean a transportation company will charge that for 6hrs joni? Keep mute when u don't know what 2say,am servin here n go 2east often.

he probably used it when the road (enugu-nsukka-obolo-otukpa) was pretty bad, & yes u could spend close to six hours on d way.

With d repair, Enugu all d way to ede junctn is smooth & shouldn't take more than 2.5hrs. from there to otukpo is where u have d very bad spots which will slow d journey. Finaly Otukpo mkd will take an hr.

so all in all enu-mkd shouldn't take more than 4hrs..
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Benue by doofanc: 7:42am On Nov 06, 2012
This is welcome all batch c members to the food basket of d nation. I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time here!
Politics / Re: Why Does Southeast Have Most Tall Residential Buildings? by doofanc: 7:20am On Nov 06, 2012
fried-rice:
Only Onitsha could boast of a concentration of tall residential buildings with most of them
barely 1.8 meters apart from each other. no other SE states has such concentration.

not true. I was in abakaliki recently and saw quite a number of them

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Career / Re: 40k Monthly Permanent Job Or 80k Monthly Contract Job. Which Would You Choose? by doofanc: 7:10am On Nov 05, 2012
I've been the exact situation b4. I left fairly stable job (though contract) 4 a far more uncertain job (also contract) which offered almost 3x d previous salary. not unexpectedly, the company packed up only after 3 months, and yes i'm back in labour market.

Do i regret the decision? well. . .
Romance / Re: Do You Think It's Easier Being A Male Or Female? by doofanc: 6:44am On Nov 05, 2012
From hair to nails to skin care to monthly visitor to carrying another human non stop 4 9months, to their vulnerability. . . Abeg e no easy 2 be woman.
Events / Re: 2012 World Transgender Beauty Pageant (Pictures) by doofanc: 6:28am On Nov 05, 2012
Perhaps is d fact that they once possessed deaks, cos i'm feeling nauseated looking at those pics.

I wonder how any sane man finds them attractive.

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