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@ Ogakpatakpata
Don't draw me out

Hmm...this is getting out of hand it seems. My take is that the airline is being economical with the truth. There's more to this whole fluctuating age limits they are dishing out >

Casino? Lol . U can even play 'ten-ten' and 'suwe'

henrimoto: igwee, good morning sir. don't mind them, they want to join what God did nt join together.. lolzzz. as you can all see, my hands are clean. i have no hidden 'adenja'! lolzzzz. have a great day sir. @dapeolu.. bro. how are you doing? we' ve nt heart from you.. best of luck in your job search.

Mr. Henrimoto, calm down. No one is trying to join anything together. I'm not a welder

Lol...we aren't talking of spiritual yam Ogakpatakpata

ogakpatakpata: .
lips sealed; no comments, on my way for 90days leave of absence...

Where are u running to? Come back here . I hope it's the air ambulance that was called. Remember u are already deep in the desert.

@ Coldwater
Honestly, I'm speechless. I'm laughing so hard I have to hide myself in a hidden place at work so I don't get caught.

@ Ogakpatakpata
Well, since u said u don't understand what I'm saying, there u have it . I must confess though that I wasn't even thinking in the lines of what Mr. Coldwater said initially but now that he's brought it up, the possibility is so quite obvious. King and Queen
I was actually referring to other people like mr. Henrimoto, madam Moncho, etc. Very funny thread

Hahahahahaha...this thread will not wound me o! I said it! Later Ogakpatakpata will be asking me what I meant by the collection of yams from a family by another family
Interesting things are happening in this thread. Seems it's not only directions on traveling to U.A.E and Qatar people are getting from here lol

All these silly comments should stop about Mandela ha! It's just like they were waiting for him to die so they can start spewing rubbish

@ Ikamefa
Is that really u? . Chei! Where's Muki?

@ Ogakpatakpata
Okay, maybe not exchange of yams technically. It's the collection of yams from one family by another family
U and these your camels. What happened to using Land Cruiser jeeps with desert tires?

monchouchou: @Dr dre, thanks thanks and a big thank you!!

U are welcomed ma'am

@ Ogakpatakpata
So u want to claim u don't know what occasion the exchange of yams stands for huh? Okay, lips sealed

Wew! So much to catch up with. Seems madam Moncho's double testimony has injected adrenalin into the thread. Even new people are coming out.

In the midst of the rejoicing, the tales of all these 'ogbanje' agents just want to ruin the party. >

Saw some funny lines...anyway, I hope I won't miss out if there will be an exchange of yams from this thread . Ogakpatakpata, over to u o

@ Ogakpatakpata
Pls don't hold me responsible for ur several falls from those ur camels . U know ur case file is with me lol.

@ Henrimoto
Did u say u saw me from calabash? Look well again sir. It's not me. Must be the effect of all the drinks u have been mixing catching up with ur eyes

@ Moncho
Congrats on the second job offer. Tell them u already have an offer. If they can do better, u will consider them . Just kidding. All the best

Congratulations OP
Good to see a thread like this on Nairaland. I just wonder how some minds work. I laughed so hard, I had saliva pouring out of my mouth

Mr. Henrimoto, seems u want to get everyone drunk cos of Mrs. Moncho
I'm trying to imagine Ogakpatakpata and a palace full of drunks lol

@ Monchouchou
Congratulations to u. This is a good way to end the year and start a new year. To others still seeking, wish u the very best

@ Ogakpatakpata
I saw those comments o

ogakpatakpata: @Dr.Dre..............hope you are fine?...........you are yet to respond to the question of namqul and henrimoto.........please dont sound funny with your comments today...thanks...

Ogakpatakpata, I'm fine sir. What question is that?

@ Ogakpatakpata
It's u trying to draw me out now o. U know I'm just watching from the sidelines. Before I say anything now, u will start falling from iroko tree, mast, etc. I've told u several times that I don't know anything about any university. There's someone here I noticed has a username like 'shokolokobangoshe'. Maybe u should ask the person

bogolobango: oga kpatakpata na u big ooo ill do as u jst said thanks, concerning the sun alot of guys do complain abt it pls hw u people survive overthere with that heat i heard its even hotter than nothern parts of nigeria am scared if that place no be hell fire lol

Don't be deceived by all those stories. Have u been to the hottest parts of the north in Nigeria before? If people survive in those parts of the north in Nigeria without electricity, surviving in these parts where there's constant supply of electricity is quite easier. For some type of jobs, u may even be trying to escape into the sun to get some heat

Hmm...this news is really unfortunate but honestly I can't really blame the authorities for trying to take such seemingly 'harsh' decisions. I don't expect them to fold their hands and let foreigners turn their countries upside down. Really hope the person that already paid so much to Wakanow gets the whole thing sorted out so the money shouldn't 'waka' away. With the way things are going, I'm tempted to believe this is just a start of such measures. Since they stopped issuing visas for some countries here in Qatar, the ripple effects have been mind-boggling.

@ Ogakpatakpata
I don't know what u are talking about o

@ Henrimoto
Mr. Henrimoto, u just twisted everything lol. Why am I even surprised? U are the registrar of the university while Ogakpatakpata is the chancellor

ogakpatakpata: .

Falls twice, faints, falls again from the camel heading to the desert.

Just simply banish me from this thread Ogakpatakpata

ogakpatakpata: .

Your comment made me laugh so much that l almost slipped from the top of Burj - Khalifa,but, l have climbed down safely today heading back to the desert, no more funny jokes from you. Thanks.

Ogakpatakpata, u have started again today huh? I'm quiet

@ Phili
Oga Phili, Mr. Henrimoto is best for the job. I'm sure he will explain better than myself. Let me just say he's kind of desert should be imagined in an unusual way democracy is run in Nigeria. Democracy is defined simply as the "government of the people, by the people for the people" right? But in Nigeria the word "people" has a different meaning from what is obtainable within the context of that definition in saner climes like United States of America. So back to Ogakpatakpata's kind of desert. Well, he has women, wines, booze, palm wine, 'point and kill' amongst other luxuries in his own 'desert'. . Hope I've not ended up confusing u the more . Okay lips sealed. Let Mr. Henrimoto handle this

ogakpatakpata: .


That will be a red flag answer, although, a good response considering the general state of lawlessness and insecurity in Libya since the demise of Mohammed Ghadaffi .

A red flag question deserves a red flag answer. If it's not, then why is he in Dubai, sitting in that interview room? He should pack his bags and head down there instead of asking me to go down there while offering peanuts

U.I:
Thanks, The interviewer asked me if am ready to relocate to tripoli. Tripoli is in Libya, am i right.

...and my reply would be "are u ready to triple my remuneration package?"

Ogakpatakpata, pls don't push me into causing wahala lol

What kind of dilemma are u trying to put me Ogakpatakpata? I like the height u are right now but at the same time I can't elucidate so u don't fall and I'm held responsible. I guess I'd have to wait till tomorrow when u get back to the desert before I say anything again. At least if u fall there (for any reason) the damage will be minimal compared to where u are at the moment.

By the way, my eyes caught some interesting posts here some pages back. Seems I'm missing alot happening here. I'm seeing words like 'bride price', 'dowry', 'wife', etc. Can anyone pls tell me what is happening?

Ogakpatakpata, that combination u listed earlier is a perfect recipe for falling from mountain top or palm wine tree lol. I hope everyone takes note of that. No one should hold me responsible for ur falling from anywhere cos I didn't say anything

ogakpatakpata: .


You have come again with your funny questions, l like sleeping on the mountain top in the Arabian desert because it is quite, calm, peaceful and serene, and l am able to think and meditate their very well, dont start your funny jokes today, l dont want to fall again..

Ok lips sealed. I've returned to watching from the sidelines

@ Ogakpatakpata
What are u always doing up in some tree or on mountain tops?

@ Henrimoto
U should answer the question urself. Hasten up and get urself to the gulf region

[sub][/sub]@ Henrimoto
So u are saying Ogakpatakpata has stomach ache. Ok I hear u. U are also implying that paraga is too local for him. Anyways, all I know is that it's listed with the strong drinks.

@ Ogakpatakpata
What is wrong with ur lips? I thought it was just stomach ache henrimoto mentioned that u have lolryertewur

@ Henrimoto
So u are saying Ogakpatakpata has stomach ache. Ok I hear u. U are also implying that paraga is too local for him. Anyways, all I know is that it's listed with the strong drinks.

@ Ogakpatakpata
What is wrong with ur lips? I thought it was just stomach ache henrimoto mentioned that u have lol

@ Ogakpatakpata
U are asking me again? All the 'Johnny Waka waka', Red, green, purple and rainbow colored wines, paraga, otapiapia people have been listing to bring down for u ofcourse. I don't know what u are saying about any course. U are the 'ogakpatakpata' so don't implicate me on something I know nothing about. By the way, what of the road crew guys? U seem to have forgotten about them