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Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:44am On Apr 19, 2021
ThEGodFaThEr101:
Mtcheeew............wasted effort.

After completion, Tinubu will install his 60 year old daughter as the matron of the hospital while Lagosians will continue to chant "Eko Oni Baje and itesiwaju Eko lo jo wa logun oooo...." with an empty stomach.
can your state do better?
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:36am On Apr 19, 2021
9jaRealist:
Lagos has a family health insurance scheme...
With it, you shouldn’t be paying for each treatment.
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Na so.
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:34am On Apr 19, 2021
iwaeda:
Atleast the road to Sura will be tarred and all those area boys around Ilubirin will vacate the slum. We will use money from refurbished #LekkiTollgate to pay for the new Massey hospitals to be completed in 2025
Massey hospital in a way is political propaganda for those area boys in question. Many of them live in that area. So that when politicians want to mobilize them, they will say that thier children are given free healthcare.
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:30am On Apr 19, 2021
KosiGee:
Whoever designed this need to do a better job. This is a scam. It won’t work.

Is it the lack of land space on the ground that made him to put this there? Helipad on a politician’s or some hotel doesn’t work same way as in hospitals.

Do you know what it takes to pick up a patient or accident victim and transport him to a hospital? Do you know how many crews and the logistics of moving such person to the ED department?
With the helipad on top of the building, a lift will be needed to transport such patient....you are talking about a patient on a stretcher with the paramedics etc.

Why not make it simpler and more feasible....

Ground Helipad.....> Resus/Ed
you know lagos doesn't really have land right? Especially that lagos island where the site is located
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:29am On Apr 19, 2021
Minjim:
I bet it'll cost 3 times the actual value in Europe.

I'm expecting them to disappoint me though
i tire.

The real truth is that nigerians can be myopic when it comes to the costs involved in raising a child.
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:28am On Apr 19, 2021
Beremx:
Nice one.
I had my 5yrs old son in a Lagos State Government hospital. Even though the hospital is on the high side, their services were superb. I think Sanwo Olu should look into the cost of having children in their hospitals.
in a lagos State hospital e.g general hospitals, LASUTH(not federal like FMC or LUTH) Admission,some drugs and consultation with a doctor is subsidized for children under the age of 13. Parents have to pay for tests and other things.

If you as a parent, complain about the cost of healthcare for a child in a lagos state hospital, then maybe less children is more in your case.

People should think long and hard before having children.
Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Friend by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:36pm On Apr 18, 2021
Verysmart101:
Really!!! Honestly am so disappointed in ur comment.So cos the man is going through difficult times means it's his fault right? So women learnt it form men that means u will do d same to your husband right? Ur so wicked.Jeez ur a jezebel.
tongue tongue

Puhlease!! If the roles were reversed, you wouldn't bat an eyelash
Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Friend by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:33pm On Apr 18, 2021
Verysmart101:
U this devil and jezebel.So u support the harlot right? The evil u support will surely hunt u for the rest of your life.Amen!!!!!
why so pained. Stop menstruating on this thread and go to work
Romance › Re: What Kinda Lips Attract You The Most? by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:14am On Apr 18, 2021
2 lips
Romance › Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:11am On Apr 18, 2021
ebuka10box:
been dating this girl for a while ,we have had our ups and downs but we settled. I plan to get married to her when I get back by God's grace . I noticed she wants to get married by all means,note:she is 27.
today ,I wanted to try her loyalty and submissiveness. I decided to give her number to a friend ,guess what ..... she denied me , I dont feel bad at all but tired of searching....
omo this girl use me play gg2.5 lolz...... imma take a break rn
Take heart ehn. It is not wise to put your eggs in one basket. This is what they call keeping options open
Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Friend by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:08am On Apr 18, 2021
iHart:
follow this advice. If you can't take her back to her people, move out from the house. Please and please, stop eating her food. If she ever cheat on you in your matrimonial bed and you eat her food, from then onward your life will become a misery until you eventually die!!!
let him starve there!!

Not as if i condone the cheating tho! Let me hear the woman's side too.

So infidels have mouth to talk. I hope He finally understands what it feels like to be the woman in the relationship.
Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Friend by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:02am On Apr 18, 2021
iammolise:
And that woman will still come home, all innocent and cordial like a Saint, use that same hand she used to hold another man's pweek to cook for the house, and then seduce u in bed to bribe u and close ur mouth/thoughts... Chai! Women.

They use emotional blackmail ; they employ a fear-emotion-guilt tactics to get what they want using the FOG (fear, obligation and guilt ) dynamics to stir up anxiety so as to coerce u into doing more of their bidding. This is how they are and if u are too "simp" and lack control, insistence and discipline as a man u will always be a puppet in the hands of women.
women learnt it from men. Stop all this wailing.

Let the man op's adult male friend leave the woman and fend for himself.

Or is he that poor that his pride has gone to the gutter?

He is asking jamb question because he cannot put food on his table and has to beg his adulterous wife for pocket money. If he knows he cannot fend for himself, let him carry his cross and greet his wife husband
Health › Re: Help..!!! Condom Bursted While I Was On PEP Medication, What Do I Do by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:15pm On Apr 17, 2021
konfusedgee:
So I started taking HIV PEP drugs because of an accident at my workplace,, after two weeks of taking the drug, I had sex with a lady whom I just started seeing and the condom bursted, just remaining 11 days to be through with the 28 days medication

What do I do? Do I extend the medication or there's no more hope for me,,, Guys please help my situation,
continue the meds

Let your partner also take PEP too. Although risk is low
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Be A Nurse In UAE by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:48pm On Apr 17, 2021
CSTRR:
A lite of Nigerians don't know the scale of predation that foreign countries are doing to Nigeiann healthcare.

They are parking them enmass.
And it is the Nigerian people that suffers.

Poor Nigerians that can't afford foreign healthcare.

Many of these health care Visa agents especially from the UK and the middle East are wrecking serious havoc on Nigeria.

Infa t the UN had to create a quota protecting vulnerable countries like Nigeria but the wealthy countries don't care.

They know the damage they are doing, they just don't care.

If I become president tommorow, one of the first things I would do is to send a strongly worded statement to predator nations ,close down their agencies in Nigeria and charge their Nigerian collaborators with treason.
then pay healthworkers well. Simple!!
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:33pm On Apr 17, 2021
Danniedpastor:
May God forgive you
let him tell that to me himself.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:34pm On Apr 17, 2021
Danniedpastor:
I forgive you
I did not ask for your forgiveness. Keep it and go for a psych evaluation.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:25am On Apr 17, 2021
Now that pastor is a real wizard
spartoo:
My personal experience.

I think I was about 10 or 11 years old when my aunt's husband who is a pastor mentioned that I was a witch. I usually went to stay with them at Gbagada from Oshodi during the holidays. He said I had to confess or else he would use razor blade to inflict severe cuts on me. Out of fear and naivety, I admitted grin.

As at today, no one knows where oga pastor is. He ran away with a girl he was asked to deliver over 10 years now. His wife died from breast cancer last year and the man does not even care about his 4 kids. The last time one of his sons called his number, he said he does not have a son by that name.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:22am On Apr 17, 2021
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Danniedpastor:
You really want to know?
It's very easy to torment a witch. I enjoy it ehh!!
you belong in a mental institution, nothing more, nothing less
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:24pm On Apr 16, 2021
KallmemrB0:
I pity some mumu writing crap ooo this site.. Witch and Evil is real.... Have you ever fought Someone in your dream and when you wake up the Next morning She came to meet you that so you are strong too that your fight has not Ended..


Dont be delusional some kids are Emere, Ogbanje, Witches... Most are initiated in primary and secondary School... Better you warn your kids against begging for food and sweet in school
this is a waste of school fees
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:23pm On Apr 16, 2021
Righteousness2:
It sounds funny but it does not change the fact Witchcraft is Real!
It also does not change the fact that so many havocs have being committed in the Homes by little kids who were Unknowingly initiated into Witchcraft in schools, or by guardians in the home.

I Have personally witnessed a Home were a child was initiated into Witchcraft. She locked her brother's certificate in the Spirtual realm. The guy went from pillar to post with no job. She crumbled her father's business, and other atrocities. The Worse of all was that no one ever suspected her.

It was while in church, Prayers where going on and she began to manifest! She kept shouting fire! Fire! She then confessed how she was initiated with a Gift From a friend in school and the how she has been the one responsible for all the woes in the Home.

These things are real!
Infact Some persons are Victims of witchcraft manipulations without even knowing. They have become used to the bondage they are in that they don't even recognize that they are in Bondage.
Witchcraft does not look at age.

It takes the Grace of GOD to come out Victorious
shut the fvck up
Romance › Re: What Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Someone Should Date You? by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:33pm On Apr 16, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
Thankfully, I am in a committed relationship. So basically I am taken.
I read every day on Nairaland and other social media guys n ladies bashing each other. Fighting dirty and whatnot. We can settle this In a simple way.
So my question is simple, why will someone's daughter or son date you and be committed to you. State reasons why you think you are the next best thing after aggege bread with that Yoruba beans[I ask my girl the name of that bean].
ewa agayin
Romance › Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:47am On Apr 15, 2021
Ugaboy:
I met a girl recently, though the state in which I met her wasn't pleasing at all.

I was passing by with friends, when we saw a girl sitting alone crying profusely.
I had to tell others to leave us.

that was the first time I saw Premium tears, as in it was pouring like spring from her eyes, she finally told me the challenges she is going through.

as a young man, I can't start making promises, I had to encouraged her to fix her pieces and not with tears.

fast forward, we starts meeting at same spot, just to always check on her and her progress.

I don't have any intention towards her, just want to see her always happy.

but I'm having issues that is making me unconformable around her.

Her body odor is so strong, that I'm always tempted to tell her.
though our friendship is still weak, cus it not up to a month we met.

I don't know if it's right time or right, if I open up to her?

How can I tell her without making her feel embarrassing?
and some self medication to help out.
there's actually no way around it. Just tell her as far as you are doing it from a good place.

How she takes it is not on you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Accept A Federal Government Job Or Travel Over Seas? by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:56pm On Apr 14, 2021
Balenciagabrain:
Greetings,
Kindly help me with your sincere opinions. I'm a health professional and I plan for the opportunity to leave Nigeria to overseas where there I presume have well paying jobs. At same time, just recently landed the opportunity to work in a Federal teaching hospital. Should I continue with my plans to leave to overseas or better to keep the Federal job in Nigeria?

Thank you in anticipation.
take the federal job and continue to make plans to leave abroad.

Nigeria not worth it at all

Are you not tired of being owed? Of all the strikes? Of nairalnders beefing you because you are a health worker?
Career › Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:43am On Apr 13, 2021
Muyiwaipere:
I started work as a technical operator in a popular Chinese company.He was really impressed at the way I handled the work and machine in the first day

the next day he asked me about the working process of the machine which I told him perfectly cause I am this fast learner

Guess what caused wahala o...he asked where I wrote it down and I said I have it all in my head ..

Bros no be small thing o...e change am for me funish and gimme two days pay say make I Dey go
most likely they wanted to steal your expertise and hire someone cheaper. Na their way
Career › Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:36am On Apr 13, 2021
If you get a job with a Chinese company whatsoever. Run!!

They are slave drivers. I happened to work for one and could only stay there 3 months.

They will micromanage everything. We were required to take pictures of us entering our place of work every morning and when we go out every evening. A fine of 500 naira was paid for lateness after 2 chances. Many other petty stuff that I can't write here.

Sunce it was a new company, the manager, who i never saw because she was on maternity leave kept changing policy up and down. I tendered my 2 weeks notice after 3 months.

The height of it all was during the ENDSARS protest imposed curfew when she kept saying we should go back to work, that the government is not paying my salary because we all told her we can't break the law. She then said that since i had tendered my 2 weeks, that i could happily leave. I replied that unlike her, i do not look for ways to cheat people using contract. She then started deducting salary and said that our contract was based on performance. Bitch deliberately gave me a low score and deducted a quarter of my salary.

Many people resigned after that and till today, most newly employed staff don't stay up to 2 months, judging by how often i see the vacancy ads the company puts out.


But one thing i like about thier business is that it is well structured, and there's a system for everything.
Romance › Re: Dangers Of Paternity Fraud (ladies,take Note) by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:46am On Apr 13, 2021
StacyO:
It's still same thing.

Kill the mother then kill the child.



But, I'll prefer the one closest to his heart calm his spirit first.

And there's no one closer to a man in the family setting more than his child/children.
Wow?!!

Just shows the kind of mentality you have.

Now the bread thread makes more sense.

You do you.
Romance › Re: Dangers Of Paternity Fraud (ladies,take Note) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:51pm On Apr 12, 2021
StacyO:
In life, we make certain decisions according to what's at hand.

After your kids must've made certain moves in easing the heat of the moment, you as a woman can then come in to tender your very own apologies.


No one is perfect but, trying to calm down an angry person with the same words that got him or her all furious will be just like adding salt to an injury.
it's not the right thing to do, putting an innocent child as your shield. Whatif he kills the child.

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