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Romance › Re: Continuation :my Gay Friend Impregnated A Minor by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:09pm On Apr 22, 2021
A gay who impregnates a minor is not gay.

He is called a bisexual paedophile a.k.a a downlow paedo nigga and should thrown in jail and the keys tossed into the lagoon.

If the minor knows what is good for her. She should say no to a useless life of poverty by giving up the pregnancy or give the child up for adoption
Romance › Re: Why Akwa Ibom Girls Don't Like Dating Guys From Other Tribe/states by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:01pm On Apr 22, 2021
marvelck:
It's obvious, most akwa Ibom ladies don't like dating guys from another tribe or state. Their girls prefer dating their own guys....

Or is it cos of sex or just out of loyalty to their guys....
Be deceiving yourself there. They marry out a lot.

Come out of your bubble
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:11am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
Of course you did. I advised someone who said he prefers the "harsh" SA because of his acne prone skin and I was trying to advise him against using it everyday or for a prolonged period to avoid skin irritation, you came and countered me saying, that's not true.

Just forget! Abeg. I'm not here to persuade anyone to patronize me because the real deal is very expensive now and I cant shout.

So you can have them all pm you. Na today?
Yeah right!!
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:52am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
Lol... SMH...

I formulate pure organic products with only botanical extracts and ingredients and that is what I use and it makes me a few shades lighter than my normal skin color.

I wonder what they teach you guys that you come out having no results until you add chemicals.
Hmmm
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:52am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
See her. Trying so desperately to make me drop ingredients list for her. You think I didn't get what you're on about?


Let me tell you what you don't know, before you ever thought of going for your online cut and paste training to earn you the "glow" to your name, I've been into this biz..in fact, I own an academy with well over 1k past students who have their own brands and are doing well today by the grace of God. 2010 to now is not a joke. Where were you by then? Prolly still fighting to make waec.

I don't force people to patronize me. It's up to them if they want to but I won't have you go about discouraging anyone from coming to me just to push your own products. You don't need to talk anyone down to get up there. It doesn't work that way.

Face your lane and go back and ask your madam who trained you to give you a comprehensive ingredirent list and effective formula instead of coming here and using style to ask for ingredient list to boost your products.

I don't like to get upset. Don't ever try that rubbish with me again. You heard??!!!
it seems that you are getting upset. Are you that afraid of someone challenging your so called knowledge?
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:50am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
For Your info, let me help your madam teach you what she refused to teach you about BHAs.

They are strictly for treatment and not everyday use because it's an acid thats promotes quick cell turnover and can make your skin supcetible to the sun's UV Rays over time Which could cause skin irritation, excessive tanning and burns no matter the the %.

So don't go about recommending BHAs for everyday use.

Nuf said.
. Good day!
I didn't go about recommending BHA for everyday use. I wonder if this is how you treat your customers.

Reply me when you have gained insight on how to put your point across in a civilized manner
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:19am On Apr 22, 2021
Eaglesence:
Abeg i no wan bleach o. I no wan change my color. Nwane what's your phone number biko? I need some organic creams and advice
No try am o.
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:18am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
I laugh.

I don't just want to mention them. A few big brands who's products are laced with highly potent roids.

The thing is, they don't push these toxic shady products abroad where there are strict regulations of the products by the FDA. Where they will be called out, but saturate most African markets or BSS with them because there are no regulatory bodies checkmating them. That is the reason why we have the US version of F&W and the Nigerian Version.

I'll stop here.
so, you rather join dishonest practices and not put anything at all?
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:14am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
I hope you know prolonged use of BHAs is not good for the skin as it could cause excessive dryness of the skin which could lead to severe breakouts or a rebound.your could even get scarred.

Just be careful.
that's not true.
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:13am On Apr 22, 2021
AsherAmari:
Not really but what difference will a false ingredient list make?

Even big cosmetic companies put only the basic ingredients but leave out the actives and some shady ingredients just to deceive the public.
Though we don't do it ( shady ingredients). We use only natural ingredients and the actives are our little secrets that stand us out.
that's deceitful marketing and big companies have regulatory bodies like NAFDAC and FDA to make sure they don't deceive the public.

I would rather use something with an ingredients list than something i am not sure of the content.
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:28pm On Apr 21, 2021
AsherAmari:
Huh?
That is the problem with Nigerian girls. They all want to be white white. Even those with Alek weks shade wanting to be machael Jackson's shade. That is why some mixologist area using them as lab rat to test their corrosive concoction which they label " organic". Sad.

When skincare therapists like us tell them that pure organic cannot make you white but will only help get rid of accumulated dead skin to reveal a bright glowing skin, they'll abandon you and go after the concoction that Will bleach them destroying the protective top Iayer of their skin and cause skin diseases at the long run. Which will cost more to treat and sometimes leave an everlasting damage.

All the skin needs is a healthy glow which requires proper exfoliation, a moisturising cream or lotion and a good sun block. But our people will not hear.

Even if you must bleach, bleach with sense and avoid toxic products that can harm the internal organs as 90% of these toxic materials are absorbed into the blood stream and circulated to all the internal organs.

Call for your skin repair products.
Pimples eradicator kit
And all natural Skincare kit for a glowing and beautiful skin.

We also recommend good products to suit your skins needs.

PM now.
do your products have an ingredients list?
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:24pm On Apr 21, 2021
doggedfighter:
This topic eh is long overdue.

Every dick Tom and Harry is a seller of organic cream and soap.



They are even making a kill because people don't reason. They are just mixing dangerous chemicals at an exorbitant rate.

Is organic cream meant to bleach and tone?
let's not lie. Organic creams are like corruption. Greedy nigerian ladies and gentlemen who have been dark for 10 years will buy cream that promises to whiten their skin in 7 days for less than 1000 naira.

You will buy cream because the seller is fair in complexion, forgetting that that is the color she was born with.

You will buy cream that has white, fair, carrot and papaya written on it without knowing the ingredients used to.make it. Whether it is relaxer, hypo and jizz used to make the cream you don't know.

Some of you will apply tube cream that contains medicine on your.skin like body cream and wonder why you ate having stretch marks and your.stomach is growing bigger.

How won't they be coming to the dermatologist with all sorts of skin issues.
Family › Re: Women Are Bad Marriage Advisers. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2021
mutter:
I understand but realise I wasn't referring to all women, but just sending out a caution.
Because many women break their homes based on bad advise.
That's why the message is to be cautious.
...
so men don't destroy their homes due to bad advice called 'beer parlour talk'?

At least try to be objective.

Las las, i do what works for me.
Romance › Re: Are Her Standards Too High? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:23pm On Apr 21, 2021
Hintona:
So, I showed this list to my cousin yesterday and she was shouting, I don't understand there are just 7 points on the list.

My own that has 30 points what would she do?

Below is the list of the qualities my friend wants in a man, she says people are laughing at her list and she doesn't like it. So I asked her to snap the list and send it to me so I can ask nairalanders if her standards are too high.

As for me I don't see anything wrong with the list.

People have their preferences.

1. He must be extremely wealthy (I'm talking Dangote wealthy).

2. He must be loyal, kind and very generous.

3. He must be more famous that Christiano Ronaldo.

4. He must dedicate more than 12 hours of his day to me.

5. He must love and value me above every thing or person.

6. Must be more handsome than Adonis.

7. Above all he must be rich.

Are her standards too high?
yes. They're unrealistic.

What wealthy man has 12 hrs a day to spend with you, He'll become broke ?
Romance › Re: Training A Girl In School OR Training A Dog For Sale? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:18pm On Apr 21, 2021
Rocktation:
Having sense to call your own.
savage!

grin grin
Romance › Re: She Always Send Me Picture Of Her Account Balance by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:30am On Apr 20, 2021
purpletrips:
RUN
op should run from what? Himself?

How did you understand what he wrote sef?
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:00am On Apr 20, 2021
efeski:
Dear OP
Everyone has a past
Chances are you may just apologise to the babe if you knew the sort of things and lifestyle your moms did/lived way back before meeting your dad and birthing you.
The poor babe's own might be child's play compared to what you'd find out.
Point is , you didn't do well especially as the relationship has been called off because of you.

Next time try to avoid being a meddlesome interloper.
exactly
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:59am On Apr 20, 2021
gfon:
lol easier said than done
I have been in the situation. They're married now and had twins six months ago.

I missed the naming because of work. embarassed
Romance › Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:56am On Apr 20, 2021
Oturatetuala:
I won't advice her to take drugs.
At six weeks the right drugs can do the job. But let her seek a professional to prevent danger
Romance › Re: This Is What Happens When A Man Meets A Smarter Girl (VIDEO) by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:54am On Apr 20, 2021
IamPlato:
So as usual guy approached fine girl to toast but this nigga will never forget this day till death...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98GlKQHmDoA


Subscribe to my YouTube channel for more entertaining videos
word!!!
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:48am On Apr 20, 2021
Raph3177:
A girl who u didn’t disvirgin is causing u and u bothered smh u did the right thing next time she will learn to keep her legs close instead whoring around like a female dog
isn't it manwhores and fuckboys she's sleeping with?

The hypocrisy.
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:46am On Apr 20, 2021
gfon:
imagine your junior bro bringing a lady that has slept with about 7 different guys you know and he says he wanna her marry her.Please what would be your reaction?
I'll mind my business if he really wants to be with her, especially if she's a good person.
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:40am On Apr 20, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
I'm ready to take up the mantle of provisioning responsiblity for my future wife and family as a man having authority in his household, I'm playing the outlier game of not having my wife do any career work, most of my peers can't do it, Because pragmatically speaking they would marry relatively earlier than me and would need their spouse to support them financially, I would marry preferably at age 36-38 when I'm finacially stable and emotionally matured and would marry a young chaste, fertile, beautiful,feminine, submissive, cooperative lady at age 22-24 that I can mould to be my wife
ATM machine levels of provision? I am talking about Trips to fiji in the summer range rover and benz kinda provision, not the bread and butter with public transportation kind.
Romance › Re: Why I Personally Avoid Girls On Low Cut by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:38am On Apr 20, 2021
Michelle55:
Huncle Goan rest joor as you no get talk, I can't have you define me with my haircut undecided

I don't know about others I can only speak for myself, hair making isn't my thing right from inception. Anything that causes me pain and stiff neck isn't for me and I can't be uncomfortable just to please a man.

I can make anyone's hair, just tell me the style you want and we will get down to business but I can't have anyone touch my hair because it pains me a lot.

The rate at which you guys define women base on your encounters with few is really uncalled for and should stop.

Have a blessed week ahead y'all!
if that means he avoids secondary secondary school girls, then that is good.

So me with tender scalp, whose hair refused to grow in the past should not cut my hair to start afresh and look good of narrow minded men like op abi?!

This nonsense behavior is called stereotyping. It is just a bias and it is as bad as rascism.
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:28am On Apr 20, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
I'm sorry if it offends you , I'm just stating my opinion with regards to settling down with women in the long run , it might sound creepy but thorough vetting of long term relationship prospect is worth it
the moulding part?

Are you ready to be moulded to be an ATM machine?
Romance › Re: She Always Send Me Picture Of Her Account Balance by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:25am On Apr 20, 2021
AfroKnight:
Baba, you are married but you have forgotten. Check your phone well. You will your trad pictures there.

Congrats.






Only God know where una dey see dis kine babe. grin
E choke.
Lol!!!!!
Romance › Re: She Always Send Me Picture Of Her Account Balance by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:24am On Apr 20, 2021
Judybash93:
Leave for the sake of your mental health...
with the way he's typing, he really should check his mental health

Many are mad but few arr roaming.
Romance › Re: She Always Send Me Picture Of Her Account Balance by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:23am On Apr 20, 2021
Dreadlock69:
I'll be brief as possible
She's like a girlfriend or not but more like wife I got married to without me knowing nothing a about it

Oftentimes she always screenshot her account balance and send to me.

She always upload designer stuff and send to me from Instagram telling me do they look nice

She always gives me hypertension and heart racing moment anytime I see her knowing fully well I didn't do anything wrong.

Sometimes we commit with eyes , I can detect when she's angry and when I should run away mere looking at her eyes

She's bold enough to hold my clothes on street Making demand and threatening me to give her money and some passer-by be looking at me like am married and I'll be like trying to recall when I did traditional marriage or white wedding with her.

Sometimes she looks at me with this kinda eye I'll be like trying to figure out what I dun wrong.

Beside I do bleep her
so in essence, you contribute nothing of value to the relationship and you type like a paranoid schizophrenic.

Please let her go and move on.

Put your finances in order too so as to avoid giving innocent nairalnders headache like this.
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:18am On Apr 20, 2021
BarrElChapo:
Lmaooo
But it is the truth na,why did you beat me?!! Don't be pained
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:16am On Apr 20, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
I don't trust virgins, some are even having oral and anal sex, my vetting process of my future long term relationship partner will be based on whether she can control her innate Hypergamy and trust me with authority to lead relationship as long as she has very low body counts and very few exes, she's not fvcking around recklessly, if I find a chaste virgin with a strong father figure , I would mould her into the wife I want
you are giving me sexual predator vibes.
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:15am On Apr 20, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
Women fundamentally are aware of the polygnous nature of men due to men biologically having more testerones than the average woman , the primary sexual drive hormone, there is no excuse for women to be promiscuous, I can only accept very low body counts as I'm pragmatic and not an hypocrite
That women need to select the best doesn't mean she won't dabble in a few.

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