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Food › Re: Puffpuff Making Gone Wrong Because Of Instant Yeast by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:09am On Jul 08, 2020
Mariangeles:
@quintybabe, the problem was not the yeast, you made a mistake by not allowing the batter to rise.
Instant yeast means that you don't need to activate it before using, you can just add it straight to the flour, but then you have to let the batter rise before frying.

See the ones I made with instant yeast:
gbam
Romance › Re: by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2020
Dew04:
Mine can. He has neither money nor good looks nor power, yet i wouldn't trade him for any caucasian male in the whole world.

Lesson of the story: Appreciate love. I love black men (the darker the berry, the sweeter the wine) but i'm not myopic. I adore every interracial relationship. I'm acknowledging BWWM's because many threads have been created for nairaland males interested in swirling.
I'm balancing the scales cheesy
please, stop this struggle love. It will end in tears.
Romance › Re: by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:37pm On Jul 07, 2020
LizBathory:
Goals. Black men are bottom barrel apes. I am attracted to powerful and privileged men i.e white men but black men are unfortunately the weakest links.sad
they're weak, Especially african American men. They need women to support them, and throw them away after they are done.

They cannot defend and build their community. They only know how to blame and tear down their women
Romance › Re: by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:34pm On Jul 07, 2020
Dew04:
Black women dating white men. kiss kiss
team swirl. Go where you are valued and appreciated
Romance › Re: Why 70% Of U.S. Black Women Are Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:45am On Jul 06, 2020
Terryishere:
According to your fellow Nigerian, ALL blacks in the US are African American including Nigerians. I guess the narrative will change now.
that's his opinion
Romance › Re: Why 70% Of U.S. Black Women Are Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:45am On Jul 06, 2020
Terryishere:
So Nigerian American men aren't protecting their women, they only see them as breeders? So you think the Nigerian American female's attitude is what's keeping her from finding a husband?

According to CanadaorBust ALL black people born in the US are black Americans regardless of where they migrated from so Nigerian American women are included in that 70 %, that means all of the negative stereotypes and lies that are being told on this.thread about black Americans applys to Nigerian American men and women also.
the context is African american.
Romance › Re: Why 70% Of U.S. Black Women Are Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:39pm On Jul 05, 2020
Terryishere:
You are lying, what do you know about what black American men feel and think. You don't know anything about us.
Are you a black American man or woman?
Romance › Re: Why 70% Of U.S. Black Women Are Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:47am On Jul 05, 2020
Terryishere:
You must think the black community is made up of one class. You are so wrong about your write-up.
He's actually right, but he forgets to add how colorism is worse for black women, the darker their skinshade.

Also black American men are not protective of of their women. They only see them as breeding mares to produce more dark black men. They don't see them as good enough to marry but light bright and white is. Although the attitude of black women is not helping.
Romance › Re: Why 70% Of U.S. Black Women Are Single by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:41am On Jul 05, 2020
VULCAN:
You knock a book that you haven't even read.

Sigh.

There's a word that describes such behaviour but I won't mention it.

Maybe Black American women are single cos they can't afford $6 to read a book to find out why they are single.
the book looks like gaslighting to me. Probably written by an incel
Romance › Re: Guys: Let Your Guitar Do The Toasting ! It Works Everytime... by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:40pm On Jul 04, 2020
Ishilove:
Lmaaaao! When we say Nigerian men are not romantic they will deny it.
Ye!! Savage!!
Romance › Re: Guys: Let Your Guitar Do The Toasting ! It Works Everytime... by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:39pm On Jul 04, 2020
BadRadio:
cheesygrin

Guys: wanna be a casanova? or a champion in the game?

If you dont have a guitar, GET ONE
If you dont know how to stroke it, LEARN grin

97% of ladies naturally likes a guy that knows how to play, stroke or skillfully navigate the guitar.

The sounds of guitar puts them in a trance of love when u stroke the instrument to their hearing... and before she snaps out of it sometimes the sharp guy don chop amgrin


Let your guitar do the talkinggrin
You think every girl is toni Braxton? I'm more into the violin.
Romance › Re: I Still Use My Ex Pic To Masturbate,,,pls Have I Not Moved On ? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:38pm On Jul 04, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
moved on from FOOLISH to STUPID... yes you have.
lol!! Took the words off my mouth.
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Hired Friend To Sleep With His Girlfriend As Loyalty Test, She Reacted by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:02am On Jul 04, 2020
Humanoid01:
If God's reason for testing Job was not His distrust for him, then that means that He wanted Job to know the kind of person he [Job] is. He wanted to bring out something Job probably didn't know he had. Job's case is very different from this because the Tester already knew the tested was going to pass, you can't say the same for the guy.

From the chat, there was nothing that suggested that the lady was cheating. Even the guy never said he was suspecting her. Yet he decided to put her to test. That is humiliating. The fact that she passed doesn't justify his action. Don't be sentimental about this, the guy was wrong. He messed up pretty bad, and he didn't dodge any bullet. To think that he even cheated on her more than once shows that he is very selfish.
the devil did, not God.
Romance › Re: She Said I Must Marry Her. I'm Going Bananas. Please Help. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:53am On Jul 04, 2020
J111333:
When you lose that girl, you'll seek true love from a woman but may never see it again. Appreciate the unconditional love staring at your face right now, such opportunity comes few times in a lifetime.

As long as a woman has genuine love for you, you can recreate her to be the woman of your dreams.
Nothing is unconditional about that, she sounds mentally disturbed to me.
Op better aviod her like the plague.

Better get the police involved, call her parents or something. Take her to the psychiatric hospital
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Decides To Use His Friend To Test Me With Sex. by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:20pm On Jul 03, 2020
Martinez39s:
I am not contradicting myself.

Sixfèetbelle implied that you should ONLY test your spouse if your spouse gives you a reason to doubt. I said it should not be restricted to only spouses who have given reasons to be doubted, and one should test if any reason for doubt rises in one's mind. If you don't understand, there is nothing I can do. Sixfèetbelle opinion is a manipulative shot fashioned to leave a man vulnerable to an expert manipulative chameleon.
ok
Health › Re: Botched Breast Surgery: Lady Who Paid Dr. Anu #1.6m For Breast Surgery Cries Out by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:16pm On Jul 03, 2020
amaifehenry:
Dr Anu has always taken the controversy concerning her unauthorized plastic surgeries in her stride, but this latest one have sent her running again.

In a video making rounds online, the lady narrated how she paid a sum of N1.6million to have liposuction on her breast, but it led to something else.

The Nigerian lady was left with bilateral breast abscess after the plastic surgery went wrong.

Ever since the new development, she has been contacting Dr. Anu for possible solution.

She was later attended to by Dr. Anu, who gave her series of injections to drain the abscess, but it still continued to grow.

When the issue became worse, the medical doctor had to go into hiding with her 2 kids in an apartment in Logos.

Apparently, Victoria is admitted at Lagos State University Teaching Hospital where she is receiving medical attention.

This issue is coming barely 2 months after the Federal Consumer Protection Agency shut down her private clinic known as Med-contour in Lagos for medical malpractice.

According to reports, Dr. Anu ever since the shut down of her clinic, has been operating in a borrowed theatre located at Okunola Aina Estate in Maryland, Lagos.

Click To Watch The Video Here



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU0F7x77dVE
which one is liposuction of the breast again?

There's no such thing as liposuction of the breast. What i know of is breast reduction.

My people truly perish for lack of knowledge.

1.6million for someone to touch and play with your breast!! I have a feeling she was pricing this doctor Anu.
The girl kinda played herself. But no one deserves complications like this.

A professional job cannot be this cheap even before dollar. That's a red flag.

My dear victoria, it is well, pls take heart.

Ladies please do your research before going to these cosmetic surgery establishments. A lot of these nigerian 'cosmetic surgery' outlets have serious quackery going on.
MummyFour
BluntTheApostle
Crime › Re: Woman Uses Hot Iron On 10-Year-Old Maid, Drills Nails On Her Head (Disturbing Pi by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:07pm On Jul 03, 2020
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:04pm On Jul 03, 2020
Successrole:
what a back side abuse, na only baba jagaban go punish una if una no release that woman. who doesn't know the law of advantages and disadvantages. what an infringement on her beloved backside.
you no well, i swear. grin grin
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:03pm On Jul 03, 2020
kikero:
OK...full disclosure, I am a medical doctor.

1.Here in Nigeria, when you pass your medical exams, and graduate with MBBS, you get a provisional licence to practice medicne in Nigeria from the MDCN.. You get the full registration once you have finished the one year mandatory Housemanship/Internship....then you can procced for NYSC.

2.To be a Plastic or cosmetic surgeon in Nigeria, you need to do residency in Surgery, with a focus on plastic surgery, which takes about 6 years. At the end of 6 years, you write the Fellowship exam...which on passing...makes you a Consultant/Specialist Plastic surgeon with the title Fellow of the West African College of Surgeons, or Fellow of the Medical College.(we have two postgraduate colleges for the training of specialists)

(To qualify to do residency, you must pass a Primary exam, and to qualify to do the Fellowship exam, you must pass the membership exam 3 years after starting residency).

3.Once you are a specialist, you register your qualification with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria.(MDCN).

In other words it takes time.


4.To be a board certified plastic surgeon under the American College of Surgeons, takes 1) passing USMLE1 AND2, and then 2) on passing the exam, getting matched to a residency programme for plastic surgery/cosmetic surgery in the US and finally 3) doing 6 years of training....and passing the boards at the end. 4) and even then you have to be recertified every year, by writing the board exams for your college 5) surgical residencies in the US are very difficult for IMG's to get into. The US prefers its citizens before anyone else for surgery residency places.
Gbam!!
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:01pm On Jul 03, 2020
dayleke:
Really?
So you saying it's real gangan ?

I have to see d ijinle pics to bliv o...

You got d b4 pics?
It's cosmetic surgery but whosever did it, did a great job. She couldn't have done it in nigeria.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Decides To Use His Friend To Test Me With Sex. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:46pm On Jul 03, 2020
Martinez39s:
This is a manipulative shot. grin Indeed, If your spouse gives you reasons to doubt, you test/investigate your spouse. However, you don't have to wait for your spouse to give you reasons to doubt; if suspicions about your spouse rises in you for ANY reason, it's okay to test your spouse.
why are you contradicting yourself?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Decides To Use His Friend To Test Me With Sex. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:45pm On Jul 03, 2020
Samfloxin:
Get ready for a very long thing...8 out of 10 men cheat, if you dump a man because he cheated,get ready to dump another one and it continues
Yes, I'll keep dumping. If men want to be disposable instead of irreplaceable, then they are free to go ahead. Their choice.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Decides To Use His Friend To Test Me With Sex. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:50pm On Jul 03, 2020
Martinez39s:
There is nothing wrong in testing your spouse if you have doubts. It's the rational thing to do. I know for a fact that many guys have tested their ladies this way. Nevertheless, I still think the chat is fake.

Cc sixfeetbelle
so you think it's okay, to test people? SMH!!
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:48pm On Jul 03, 2020
dayleke:
I don't think so joor...
How you know?

See how e be sef....
She dey use am deceive gullible customers
i don see that nyash with my two eyes. Very distracting something. That Ikebe can cause the downfall of a city
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Decides To Use His Friend To Test Me With Sex. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:37pm On Jul 03, 2020
Martinez39s:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Are you saying a guy cannot do this? Or that you don't teach guys to behave like this?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Decides To Use His Friend To Test Me With Sex. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2020
Oluf3mi:
At risk of what? Of losing what remains of his brain leakage?
my chest!! Am in sifia pains from your savagery grin grin

But that was an asshole move from the guy.
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:18pm On Jul 03, 2020
BluntTheApostle:
I don't mean to be rude, but there is absolutely nothing aesthetic or to appreciate about flat buttocks.

Better save money and contact those Botch doctors. Let them give you some curves and something to admire in the mirror.
Will your daughters have the kind of curvy figure you want. She is not your spec doesn't mean that you should castigate her looks online.

Go and create your curvy woman. That is if you can. Stupid, insensitive comments like yours create the demand for BBL. Comments like yours most likely drove that lady to her grave.

Pls stop saying that you don't mean to be rude when you were rude.

What you did is equivalent to a woman disparaging your penis size and worth as a man.

Be the solution, not the problem. That you choose to be blunt doesn't mean you should be a prick and a douchebag.
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2020
Mummyfour:
thanks for the advice.i am beautifully and wonderfully made. I see beyond my almost flat buttocks and people that love me see through it too but are delighted to love me not for my physical attributes,but for what I have to offer from my good heart.
I am not vain and even if I can afford it,I'd rather put the money into good use.
The lady that died of the botched surgery,shebi termites Don chop both the original and fake bombom.Abeg there is more to live than all these vanities. My husband loved me the way I was and could fight off all the other guys that saw beyond my bum.
I'm sorry to say but your comment sounds priviledged and hoity toity. Is this meant to make you feel better than someone else? A dead lady?

Please do not demonize cosmetic surgery abeg. Do you know how many smiles it brings to people's faces? How many lives it has improved?

That you love and are content with your flat ass doesn't mean others like theirs. Your experiences are different than theirs. Your reasons different than theirs.

You may have people who love you but that doesn't mean others are so fortunate. People struggle with low self-esteem due to their looks. Learn to have compassion and empathy in everything you do. Talk from a place of love. Peace.

Modified:i saw who the comment was directed to, and scolded him too, but @bolded was very wrong. We all make mistakes. One love
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:04pm On Jul 03, 2020
baby124:
I will leave this here: before you go to any doctor for a specialty procedure in Nigeria that is not just a general medical issue, please verify their certificates. Specialization require that they must have completed a residency in that field of expertise somewhere.

If they claim they did it abroad this is easily verifiable. All license boards abroad have records of both active and inactive licensees. Don’t play with your life. If they claim they got the certificates in Nigeria, verify it with the appropriate bodies.

In Nigeria for cosmetic surgery, after LUTH, there is a 1yr internship and 3yr residency for Surgery. That’s 4yrs after LUTH. So called Dr. Anu finished LUTH in 2015 and opened shop in 2016. She’s not qualified at all to do surgery. She does not know what she is doing. Beware and avoid this doctor.
She did housejob in 2018. So!!

A lot still doesn't add up.
Health › Re: Dr Anu Of Medcontour Arrested, Charged To Court by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:01pm On Jul 03, 2020
dayleke:
Her own bumbum looks fake in d pic too.
it's real

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