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Travel › Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 17 by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:42pm On Aug 09, 2020
sister is in a dilemma, she has her sights set on furthering her education in canada. She has a Bsc in accounting in a federal university here in nigeria. She has spent sleepless nights researching but has settled at 3 private canadian universities. Please NLanders (especially if you have immigrated to canada) help with wise advise as to which would be a good choice that will also increase her chances of getting a quality education, job prospects and settling there permanently.

Choice A- UCW
It's a new private secular university founded in 2005, located in downtown Vancouver. The campus is not big, just a building(looks rented IMO). It has just one masters which is their MBA. IT has a few good and bad reviews but mostly because of their past( it has passed hands a lot like econet/ vmobile/zain/celtel/airtel). It isn't a well known school.

It is located in a big city so cost of living is higher, it is easy to apply to and doesn't have much requirements. She got an accepted into the school already.. The tuition is $35100 Canadian dollars and initial deposit of $8000. Small scholarships are available for students at 10% max. It is also eligibe for graduation work permit and immigration program after. It is the cheapest to apply for out of the three.

Choice 2 -TWU

It's a private christian liberal university located in Langley, BC. Founded in 1962. Has a semi-urban/rural campus. She's applying for their MBA. It has the highest ranking of the 3 but not as much as Ivy league Universities in canada. It is a faith based school (like covenant) and not accepting of LGBTQ+. It is the most expensive of the 3 at $41,000 tuition fees with $10,000 deposit. It isn't as easy to get into as the rest. It has normal to nice reviews online. To apply she needs to write a duolingo English test and a WES report. There's also the application fee which is 44k naira and other documents which will amount to 150k naira. There's also limited scholarships for merit students not to talk of international students.



Choice C CRN
A private christian university located in newbronswick. Farther from Alberta than the rest WITH Lower cost of living. Owned by baptists(also faith based). Has on and off campus housing. Has okay reviews and not accepting of LGBTQ+. She's applying for a 2yr master of management course which cost $32000 with initial deposit of $5000. It is also eligible for post graduate work permit and PR. There's also the deadline for provincial nominee (2021/2022) to consider. But she hopes they extend the deadline or renew it. There's no scholarship for international students, although it has the cheapest tuition fees. It also needs a WES report.


Please nairalanders home and abroad, come to our aid once again. Many heads are better than one.
Travel › Help. My Sis Wants To Choose A Canadian University. by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 2:04pm On Aug 09, 2020
My sister is in a dilemma, she has her sights set on furthering her education in canada. She has a Bsc in accounting in a federal university here in nigeria. She has spent sleepless nights researching but has settled at 3 private canadian universities. Please NLanders (especially if you have immigrated to canada) help with wise advise as to which would be a good choice that will also increase her chances of getting a quality education, job prospects and settling there permanently.

Choice A- UCW
It's a new private secular university founded in 2005, located in downtown Vancouver. The campus is not big, just a building(looks rented IMO). It has just one masters which is their MBA. IT has a few good and bad reviews but mostly because of their past( it has passed hands a lot like econet/ vmobile/zain/celtel/airtel). It isn't a well known school.

It is located in a big city so cost of living is higher, it is easy to apply to and doesn't have much requirements. She got an accepted into the school already.. The tuition is $35100 Canadian dollars and initial deposit of $8000. Small scholarships are available for students at 10% max. It is also eligibe for graduation work permit and immigration program after. It is the cheapest to apply for out of the three.

Choice 2 -TWU

It's a private christian liberal university located in Langley, BC. Founded in 1962. Has a semi-urban/rural campus. She's applying for their MBA. It has the highest ranking of the 3 but not as much as Ivy league Universities in canada. It is a faith based school (like covenant) and not accepting of LGBTQ+. It is the most expensive of the 3 at $41,000 tuition fees with $10,000 deposit. It isn't as easy to get into as the rest. It has normal to nice reviews online. To apply she needs to write a duolingo English test and a WES report. There's also the application fee which is 44k naira and other documents which will amount to 150k naira. There's also limited scholarships for merit students not to talk of international students.



Choice C CRN
A private christian university located in newbronswick. Farther from Alberta than the rest WITH Lower cost of living. Owned by baptists(also faith based). Has on and off campus housing. Has okay reviews and not accepting of LGBTQ+. She's applying for a 2yr master of management course which cost $32000 with initial deposit of $5000. It is also eligible for post graduate work permit and PR. There's also the deadline for provincial nominee (2021/2022) to consider. But she hopes they extend the deadline or renew it. There's no scholarship for international students, although it has the cheapest tuition fees. It also needs a WES report.


Please nairalanders home and abroad, come to our aid once again. Many heads are better than one.

God bless you as you do so!!

Justwise
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Romance › Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:32am On Aug 08, 2020
Eriokanmi:
5.1 isn’t that short na
it is.
Romance › Re: A Lady I Was Toasting Insulted Me Because Of My Height by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:29am On Aug 08, 2020
MRAKPORS:
Hmm

I am 5'2 and financially ok
I proposed love to this lady who should be about
5'1 but she turned me down saying I am too short

Please is 5'2 also short? I am tired o
yes!! 5"2 is short for a man.

Don't blame her abeg
Romance › Re: Kneeling To Propose To A Lady Is Stupid,no It's Not by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:13pm On Aug 07, 2020
marveangel:
I already pointed that out..I get it's romantic but it isn't practical. I don't see why anyone should have to beg another human to get into partnership with them.
it's not begging.
Romance › Re: Kneeling To Propose To A Lady Is Stupid,no It's Not by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:57pm On Aug 07, 2020
NettyNelly:
I really have been trying to find out what could make some men to think so. But couldn't.

Whether a man knelt to propose
Or the lady knelt to receive the proposal.
It is the same.
Someone has to kneel, there is proposal and acceptance.
Which ever way it is.
So I really don't see a big deal for a man to kneel down and propose to a lady of his dreams. Besides he only does it once. Once the knots are tied, the lady starts kneeling for the rest of their married life.

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exactly. That's why the video is painful
Romance › Re: I Cancelled My Marriage Plans With Her - A Nler Opinion by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:54pm On Aug 07, 2020
heendrix:
in Light of this thread (below) by Anigreat two days ago

https://www.nairaland.com/6035210/cancelling-all-marriage-plans-because/17#92502868 two days ago

I saw some guys hitting hard at him for beating the supposed wife to be but let's see some comments from Fellow Nairalanders that should actually ring a bell. Some Nairalanders comments that I also buy to are Below;

>If she wouldn't want to be beaten why should she do to the Niece what she really can't take?

>If a woman did not see anything wrong maltreating another woman's child and a girl for that matter, then there shouldn't be anything wrong if a man use that same beating to put her in a place

>Only foolish and weaklings sits and watch their wives maltreat maids and do nothing about it/ refuse to act

> The beating given to her was to make her feel the same pain she made that little girl go thru cause if we all are to bear the effects of everything bad we do we all would get to live right

> Any woman/lady who cannot Accommodate an helpless, motherless 14year old girl and also maltreat her is a witch

> He corrected her in the perfect way in such that even if they don't happen to be together again she would always think twice bfr maltreating a maid elsewhere

c, c Kolade560, Brachaa, Jonnyspute, baby124


My own View and Opinion

He called his fiancee in which I'm very sure he must have explained everything to her and how helpless and damaged his poor niece is currently without a mother, He brought her in (If she were to be a woman with an Heart she would definitely accept the niece and help in her own little way to see to the psychological well being of their poor little girl) But the other way was what happened. She maltreated her, over worked her and still starved her limiting her feeding to the number of house chores she does daily. to me that is nothing but sheer wickedness and an heartless behavior from a supposed wide to be. sad

Over time, I've seen and heard stories of Innocent Husbands arrested by the Police for their wives maltreatment of maid where most maids even get to Die and Husbands wouldn't be left behind when Arrest comes calling, I'm not excluded as I've been innocently arrested alongside other tenants for Aiding/Abeting Human trafficking and failing to report to relevant agencies against maid maltreatment. That faithful day, I had to bail myself with 20k. Why? cause my neighbor beat her maid to stupor that she had to faint thinking she was dead so police had to be involved and that was how i paid 20k to be released for what I knew nothing about.

In summary, I'm really not supporting Anigreat beating his fiancee neither am I against him beating her but what I can say is Anigreat you did well for defending ur Niece at every possible way you can.

To those who would come for my head, the truth remains she would ever learn a lesson to always treat maids right anywhere she finds herself even if they really don't happen to be together cause at least she has witnessed first hand what pains maids go through. You're against him beating her but you saw nothing wrong in her maltreating The guy's poor niece which is really no difference from being Hypocritical

To Our men out there and Husbands to be,

> Stand up against every form of violence against Maids or House help either blood related or not and let's not allow Love blindfolds our eyes into standing up against Maids Brutality and maltreatment.

> Before you tie the knot with any Lady, get to know who she really is, her Anger reactions and her level of tolerance cause really if Anigreat fiancee hadn't get to live with him, he wouldn't know who he's about putting under his roof for life.


#Peace
i agree with you. Not for the beating tho, but to dump her
Politics › Re: Female Soldier Raped & Impregnated By Bandits Dismissed By Army. She Appeals by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:00pm On Aug 06, 2020
nokatakata:
But how did she get pregnant after being treated. Shouldn't the treatment have included flushing out the semen from the demented bastard fulani herdsmen terrorist aka bandits? Shouldn't they have carried out all necessary tests and screening. And why would the NA dismiss their soldier for getting raped instead of going after the bandits.
she must have been low in rank either a private or a lance corporal. For the 1st 2-4 years or so, female soldiers are prohibited from becoming pregnant.
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:53pm On Aug 06, 2020
Brandonx:
So the right thing is by kneeling down undecided
She should have asked him to lie down and lick her feet just because he wants to get married.
The white lady that accepted ring from that white guy head didn't correct abi undecided

Make she go oo. Na Pussy the guy never see before abi wetin. If I could contact the guy sef babe dey Wey ready to marry ASAP.
yes
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:52am On Aug 06, 2020
Brandonx:
No be better person yet he bought ring. No be better person e no wan waste her 5 years.
he bought ring, but he doesn't want to do the right thing. That is probably the only time in his life he will ever kneel down, it won't even be up to a minute, it will not make him less of a man. It is a gesture of love,and of respect and of commitment.

Him bringing a ring is to both their advantage, not her alone.he is not doing her a favor.
Let him follow due process, him not kneeling down was very embarrassing. He embarrassed both of them.
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:01am On Aug 06, 2020
Elmander1983:
Testosterone level is high abi? It's why he is erected, standing I mean...
LOL!!
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:00am On Aug 06, 2020
Brandonx:
Tua wòriaè! angry

Let her remain single and continue in her road work.
I know her type na baby mama go end am. Then she started claiming single mother.
Oyeseh!!

i know his type too, na baby daddy dey worry am. Hin no be beta person, hin type no sabi settle down. Na their type full hospital with no wife and no money to pay bills, the pikin whey hin get everywhere no go send am, all the babes wey hin give money go run comot . All his people go theif him money leave am to die alone.

Them no go even wan do beta burial for am
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:50am On Aug 06, 2020
jidxin:
Bleep ego. The guy is lucky oooo. The lady is a narcissist, dumb Bleep, irrational, sentimental biish. How on earth will you even support her? Her priority is trash.
the guy is the narcissist here
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:48am On Aug 06, 2020
Brandonx:
Kneel for what exactly undecided undecided
The girl just want to feel important because his friends were saying he should kneel.
Ó vbèn vbèn. cheesy the thing sweet me as the guy refused to kneel.
Ozuor!!!

Better to be single than to marry an arrogant bastard. If he cannot kneel to his woman, the he doesn't see her as an equal patner..

If he couldn't kneel in public, it would have been better if he knelt in private and proposed. He simply refusing to kneel is an embarrassment to the girl. That's is the only time in his life that he gets to kneel down, but testosterone wont allow him be great. Someone else can have him.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Slept With His Ex A Night Before Her Wedding by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:18am On Aug 04, 2020
This is a very good reason to dump him, he'll definitely do the same thing on their wedding.

Which one is ada was a proper woman again?

Typical low value man.

His replies show that he isn't truly sorry.

What a waste of time!!
Business › Re: Shoprite: Insider Shares Details Of The Corporate Restructuring by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:42pm On Aug 03, 2020
ProfAmaben:
The normal round white mudu, didn't know there is a variation of mudu. A mudu of local rice was sold for 800 naira yesterday.
what is a mudu?
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend To Death In Lagos Over Cheating (Graphic Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:16pm On Aug 02, 2020
wiseone28:
Thank God for taking that toxic girl out of my life..

Any small misunderstanding she will bring knife to come and fight.. grin

She nearly put smelly used pad in my mouth.

Thank God for giving me patience not to use that knife on her that night, when she use it to cut my finger.
picture of the hand without the missing finger or i don't believe it
Romance › Re: No Honey Moon, No Sex Since After Marriage by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:45am On Aug 01, 2020
hashtagged:
he just dosent feel like it. I dontvlike having sex with any lady even in relationships i dont and its not a medical condition. And whats so wrong with that, after all its not like women like sex, they can go for IVF to have a child.
that doesn't mean he won't have an erection because he doesn't feel like it. It doesn't work that way
Food › Re: Have You Seen Or Eaten Albino Cucumbers Before? (Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:43pm On Jul 31, 2020
Demrich:
Nothing is albino about it, it is simply white!
that's albino na. Lack of pigment
Romance › Re: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:56am On Jul 29, 2020
kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday
it looks uncomfortable, and the brands available here have to be held by the women.
Romance › Re: No Honey Moon, No Sex Since After Marriage by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:58pm On Jul 28, 2020
Nicoddemus:
Doctor in the house help a brother out. I have a friend of mine that is the church type. According to what I know about him he's also a born again. He got married last year and travelled back to Ghana were he stays. Recently he came back and I went to visit him; to my surprise his wife's family were there to finalize on a harmonious way for the woman to divorce him. According to my findings from his wife they have not had sex from the day they wedded. She said her husband penis doesn't get erect and so cannot penetrate her. According to her they have undergone all kinds of treatment yet the man doesn't get aroused. This man is close to forty years o and he's saying that he has never had a girlfriend before except the woman he married. My question is what could have knocked this man's engine knowing that he has never had sex before?
is he gay?

Take him to a urologist
Family › Re: BEST MATTRESSES FOR COUPLES IN NIGERIA by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:51pm On Jul 27, 2020
I like Winco foam, my family used it for years. I still do sef
Family › Re: My Brother's Wife Is Very Disrespectful. by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2020
LadySarah:
It's obvious your uselessness still kept you there at your age.
You didn't help him wash his clothes,you didn't encourage him to get a machine. . 40k can buy one. You still couldn't go to buy for them.

Osukosu suwa gi there.
leave that parasite alone. Mtcheeew.
Family › Re: Indonesian Woman Allegedly Gives Birth After Being Pregnant For Just One Hour by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
Phantom pregnancy
massmediang:
This sounds strange but the woman insists she had not made love to her husband for 19 months before the one-hour long pregnancy manifested.

An Indonesian woman is currently buzzing the internet for bizarre reasons. Instead of the usual 9 months or there about for human pregnancy, this woman claims she only experienced pregnancy for just one hour.

Heni Nuraeni, a 30-year-old woman from Mandalasari, a village in Indonesia’s Tasikmalaya Regency has become the main topic of conversation in her country, after it was revealed that she gave birth to a baby boy after allegedly experiencing pregnancy symptoms for about an hour. Heni claims that on Saturday night, July 18th, her belly started growing and she started experiencing painful cramps which she immediately associated with child birth, having previously given birth to two children. The problem was that not only had she been oblivious to the pregnancy, she also hadn’t made love to her husband in 19 months

“I was at home, and nothing was out of the ordinary,” Heni recalled about the night of her childbirth. Suddenly, I felt something moving on the right side of my abdomen and the cramps started. I asked a neighbor to take me to my father’s house and about an hour later we called a midwife and I gave birth.”

Heni claims that she experienced none of the symptoms she had when she gave birth to her other two children, even though she discovered she had gained some wait a few months before the delivery. She said she never experienced such symptoms as morning sickness, protruding belly or even the ceasing of her monthly menstruation often associated with pregnancy. Nuraeni insists that she had her period every month for the last nine months, which doctors attribute to a hormonal imbalance.

But the most incredible part of this already incredible story is that Heni Nuraeni and her husband Erik hadn’t been intimate for 19 months, since she gave birth to their daughter. They had apparently abstained from sex after the birth of their second child, for medical reasons, which was confirmed by Zalkap Drasman, the head of Puspahiang Sub-District.

It is this small detail – the lack of intercourse – that makes the doctors reluctant to provide the simplest explanation – a case of cryptic pregnancy, where the mother doesn’t know that she is pregnant.

“This is what makes this incident strange but true, but we are grateful because with God’s will anything can happen,” said Zalkap.

Heni Nuraeni’s alleged one-hour-long pregnancy has been garnering a lot of interest over the last week, with reporters, medical experts and officials from all over Indonesia visiting the young mother to learn more stories about her seemingly miraculous childbirth. All the attention has apparently caused Heni a lot of stress, and her family have asked for some privacy.

What the story is not clearly connecting is whether Nuraeni had sexual intercourse with her husband an hour before the pregnancy or it was a completely miraculous pregnancy without contact with any man.
Watch video here;
https://wakkinews.com/2020/07/27/indonesian-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-after-being-pregnant-for-just-one-hour/
Romance › Re: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:42pm On Jul 27, 2020
squash47:
From your post, I think you are not married.....


Why are you not yet married ?

Or does the red pill concept frown against marriage ?
it does o
Romance › Re: What Should I Do about my Boyfriend's behaviour by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:10pm On Jul 27, 2020
Localchampion:
When you have a boyfriend that doesn't help during the time you are down, what should you do?
When he's down, I try to help, but when I'm down. He would see reasons to blame me, or abuse me in some ways and claim it's not abuse but the truth
For instance, he would say ''you don't think'', ''

It makes me cry that I have no one, I literary have no one
Can someone who treats you like that actually love you?
I believe that he's only with me because he's already with me and don't wanna break up.

Telling me he loves me and doing things in contradiction makes me feel he doesn't
You are dating dead weight. Drop him like yesterday's garbage and go where men respect and value you
Health › Re: Woman's Body Transformation Surprises Social Media Users (Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:39pm On Jul 27, 2020
Righteousness89:
Apart from the Reduction in her Body size, what I see is a Lady who once had a sense of decency in the way she Dressed and has now thrown that Decency to the wind in the Name of Fashion!
HATER!!

Body that she laboured for. She is celebrating her hard work. Simple

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