₦airaland Forum

CuteNbad:
Like the Topic implies. What's the cost of Carrying babe at this High brow Clubs?


I need a classic babe but not too costly make I use hold body for new year celebration.



NB: This thread is for only Big boys and girls.

Paupers should stay away.

From 100k

Bradford111:
Hello everyone happy new year I have an issue I will need your esteem input, thank you.
Am a 20-year-old male this New year is making me 21 am staying alone started staying around august last year in a nicely furnished self-contained and am pretty doing well for myself not depending on anyone..
Now my problem here is my landlord is not giving me the respect I deserve because of my age yesterday my area got electricity and I discovered I didn't have.
Saw him working on our compound mini transformer so I told him about my issue only for him to reply rudely and told me if he should be the one to come and fix it then he walked our
I was stunned and felt bad


What are you guys thought of this??

What were you expecting us to tell you, to slap your landlord?

Oga call electrician to fix your light, nothing concern your landlord.

G00DHardDick:
Your papa

Funny enough, 19yrs ago, people gathered and ate rice, thinking that a child has been born, not knowing that a mistake was brought into the world.

You come in here, fabricate unwarranted lies, to sound like a super man... How dumb.

Once bitten, twice shy.....

We cannot be ripped off again, by the same APC that has stolen 5 times more than what Goodluck Jonathan's administration stole.

It is not possible.

G00DHardDick:
Na why I say your papa

I no blame you, na mama thank you ma you still dey operate.

G00DHardDick:
Your Papa

If care is not taken you are still a Virgin, you come online and spill thrash.

G00DHardDick:
I don't think she's a loose girl. She's actually the opposite. She be like those kind of girls wey Dem no dey too allow conmot for house hence she made use of the opportunity the moment she saw one.

How is banging pussy an achievement or something to discuss? Bros, na How I take spend my cross over night I share here. You can equally share yours

Shut up, you are lying....

zimmaking:
I think i love this girl and i want to settle down with her this year.I saw her father who is in his 50s wearing stud/tiny earing yesterday crossover.is dis a red flag on the family?

Omo na nigga raw family you want enter so and probably the mother draws tattoo.

Tinubuadvocate:
Which world does she wrote?

Her achievements are there for all to see, just Google it and stop asking cross questions.

Several awards home and abroad.

Tinubuadvocate:
She wrote the word or the world?

World

She is looking for love, through seduction, because her aged body can't compete with younger hot girls.

Somebody's son has not found her yet.

So she feels opening her body will get her a man.

The meaning of her title is; She wrote the world.

Midget that hates Christians like there is no tomorrow.

They keep sponsoring attacks on Southern Kaduna.

Connected1:
Same thing I did Mid-November but in my case I chose her myself.

She wants me to finance her fantasies and to think her parents are very poor.

Anyways I left her something she won't forget in a short while, I gave her the best sex of her life and up till now she can't face me directly, I heard she hides whenever I pass her vicinity.

Be fooling yourself....

Why the lies?

meedoLock:
So, there was this lady introduced to me by my aunty as a single guy, you know the African way of patronizing someone who is due for settling down. The general view is that you should settle down to be responsible.
So this babe is also single, just concluded her service year less than a year ago. She stays my big sister street, so my sister, haven't observed her for long, approached her, got her number and now she want me to be running her maybe something good might come out of it .
I was partially in support of it cos I like to kill my fish on my own, not the one killed for me' but out of love and respect, I collected the number and linked up with the babe on watsap asap.
To cut it short, she was also ready to have a serious relationship like. But our problems started first from her utterances on guys who are not financially bouyant, according to her, such man should not be giving a chance, she's also too logical to reason with, she uses an iPhone and want me an Android user to be servicing the sub.

She also doesn't want us to meet on a low-key, but all these expensive eateries. I was playing along for a while, until I found out it would amount in futility if taken to a higher levels.

One, I might not be able to be up to task to her extravagant life styles, and that would cut us short. However, we never really met, I do visit my sister and we see from distance but we act as if we don't know each other since she insist we meet on a classic mode.

I've already reduced our conversation and I guessed she also sensed the signal.
My take is that some babe I've refused to learn how to relate with guys, knowing what one's wants and what one's could get, not to think about themselves alone but others.

I'm not against ladies sizing up guys but if love and peace of mind is what you want, then you should stop being too materialistic.

I don't see myself dignifying you if you have refused to show me thesame gesture. Hence, my little observation about ladies getting too many affairs wrong. Some might say I'm not man enough but it's just that I'm a guy who doesn't play or toy with ladies feelings. No game irrespective of how you portray yourself to me, I go just free u before it go deeper....

Compliments to Nairalanders

Truth is that; she doesn't like you from onset and she never wanted to be rude.

If that girl likes you, she wouldn't care the type of phone you use, even if it is torchlight phone.

victoryukpong:
my deaf friend was scammed by a sport betting scammer, the scammer knew that my friend was deaf and kept asking him to use POS to pay for games and was giving him story instead of booking number

my deaf friend fell for the guys scam 4 times and how I'm getting to know about it because not only did the guy make the deaf person spend as much as ₦75,000 he also made the deaf guy to believe that if he should continue sending more money he will put him in a betting group to get benefit

my deaf friend is begging me to help him

another situation here is that he does not want to involve the deaf association because of the shame of revealing the scam he fell for because all the deaf community will hear about it

I've sent a message to EFCC on Facebook but no response yet

btw I'm also deaf (hard of hearing) so I alone can not do any process to help him recover his fund

so I need your suggestions

thank you

Sorry to burst your bubbles, the EFCC will not attend to this case, because the money involved is too small.

And if you involve the police, they will end up ripping you guys off and nothing will come out of it.

And maybe, by the time you guys are through with the police, you guys would have spent 200k.

Flee from police, cause they will torment your life.

What a country.

This people are campaigning for Tinubu publicly, but internally, they are rooting for Atiku.

The problem of the Yorubas is that they don't travel around Nigeria to understand other tribes.

I have lived in the north enough to tell you that the Hausa/Fulani will not support Tinubu, especially that midget from Kaduna State.

Gawd damn it...

Ogun State wetin dey xup....

Why ritual way?

By now Ogun is supposed to be housing the richest Nigerians, judging from the rate at which they do money ritual...

And APC the abominable party has already started claiming to have reached an agreement with the G-5.....

In Portable's voice; wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa.

Righteousness2:
Condolences!!

Probably a case of Evil arrow.
Arrows are flying up and Down..
The devil, his agents and evil men and women are not resting!

Be Fully Fortified in GOD ALMIGHTY!
Not in mouth but indeed!

Church has deceived you, to the extent you attach everything to spirituality.

In reality the person involved was sick.

Pojomojo:
It's Christmas � Season, we know but please tell us that you are traveling to the village when we invite you for interviews this period ����

Two candidates that were supposed to meet with a client yesterday, after calling and scheduling them for interview did not show up.

Me: Kindly be reminded of your interview with xxxxxxxx company.

Candidate: Yes I will be there (meanwhile he has carried bag of rice and 20 litres of Sonola oil with his box of clothes on the way to his village �����)

Day of interview
Me: Good morning, please be reminded of your interview today at 11:00am

Me: hearing goat and hen screaming at the background and hoping it is not what I am thinking.......

Candidates: Aunty I am not around ooooo, please reschedule me for next year, why are you people still doing interview in Christmas season

Me: Lobatan����� who is your aunty ����

What will I tell the client

Recruiters is this happening to you this festive season?? How are you coping??

Candidates are supposed to appoint someone that will hold their place for the interview, please don't ask me why, ask Tinubu why¿

yomexp:

Tinubu's Lagos 4th Mainland Bridge in view.... pic.twitter.com/DzOyCn3Siq

— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) December 30, 2022

the Lagos State Government through the Office of ublic Private Partnerships today announced the preferred bidder for the 4th mainland bridge project, Special Adviser, Mr. Ope George announced Messrs CCECC-CRCCIG CONSORTIUM as the preferred bidder


UPDATE: “the $2.5bn 4th Mainland Bridge is expected to be completed in 2026. This is unprecedented in our history. The Lagos State Government @followlasg, through the Office of Public-Private Partnerships, on Thursday Dec 29, 2022, announced Messrs. CCECC—CRCCIG Consortium as the preferred bidder for the construction of the proposed Fourth Mainland Bridge project.”





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZTnRriYRlM

In the video i saw "Tinubu's 4th mainland bridge".

Like wtf, is Tinubu the owner of Lagos?

I learnt two things

* Never borrow any living thing money, because they will never payback and if at all they payback, you guys will turn enemies for a loan of 1 week than will turn to 9 months.

* And always spend wisely.

gloryhomemaker:
Most of us are in the holiday season and we need things to be whining our mouth with. This is the chicken recipe you'll love to try out, its detailed and simplified for your enjoyment.

Ingredients:

Soft chicken
Chicken seasoning
Salt
Onion powder
Thyme leaves
Ginger powder
Garlic powder
Barbecue spice
Smoked paprika
All purpose flour
Corn flour
Bowl of water
Cooking oil


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwzld20xWCQ

I know say na you!!!

Abeg, make i come spend one week holiday for una house, hope say your husband no go vex?

Na for kitchen i go dey sleep.

Imagine using a public toilet and the water from the WC splashes on your butt.....

Chee59:
I have brittle teeth. And I've removed 4.
So, the 3rd time I was to get my tooth removed. The dentist who was supposed to pull it out gave me injections to numb the site. Very painful stuff. But I don't know if they expired or something, because they didn't numb the pain well before he started.
He started like play like play.
Pull pull,
The pain was mad. I was in agony.
I was shrieking so hard and for so long that one of the women waiting her turn outside had to come and check what's going on.
It was 45 minutes of torture.
Yes, I know how long it took.
Somehow somehow the pain hit a crescendo
My hand connected with the dentist's dick
Egbamiiii

My sister so you are now toothless and cannot bite

Braveboi1:
The drunk and crazy driver who was driving rough, why did he escaped death?

similar happened to us
one day i was coming from yaba to bariga when the bus broke down on the road, small time one broda standing near the road said driver see fire under your moto, no be fire be dis, see running i was at the back i forgot my fone and slippers when jumping seat, LIFE IS PRECIOUS

Oga read again, make i no tear you slap.

In Portable's voice; wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa.

Wetin concern Buhari concern Pele

I can swear that Buhari doesn't know who he is, unless you mention names like, Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein

This man called the president had the guts to tell Nigerians that their party, the APC has fulfilled their campaign promises.

A party begging the same party to use their ground to party.

This must be a town hall, different from........