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Politics › Re: 2023: 'God Forbids I Work, Romance With APC, PDP' - Kwankwaso by Dshocker(m): 1:12pm On Dec 30, 2022
Qualification and health were the only two things i picked from the story.

I want to know how intelligent nairalanders are.

Who can tell me the person kwankwaso was referring to?
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi: I Never Said I Won't Support Tinubu, Muslim-Muslim Ticket by Dshocker(m): 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2022
Since 1960, this is the first time that 3 different opposition parties have divided the political scene in Nigeria.

As it is now, nobody knows who will the election, and funny enough, the ruling party APC is soooo confused, because those they thought will back them, have all shifted their support to another party.

The likes of El Rufai and co are just deceiving the APC flag bearer into believing that the north got his back.
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Wale Begs Ghanaians To Return Meek Mill's Stolen Phone by Dshocker(m): 12:59pm On Dec 30, 2022
No joy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should The Boss Inform His Staff Of A Potential Sale? by Dshocker(m): 12:26pm On Dec 30, 2022
I think courtesy demands
Crime › Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by Dshocker(m): 12:15pm On Dec 30, 2022
3310adeb:
Compliment Of The Season To All Nairalanders.

I Worked As A Valet Attendant In One Of The Night Club At V.I And Guess What,I received Alert Of Unexpected 600k This Morning,

Valet Attendant Is Someone That Take Cars From The Quest That Comes To A Particular Places, Parked It And Hold Unto The Key Till They Are Living, And This Mostly Come With Tips And Some Other Kindness,

So Right Now, I have Several Customers, (Dignitaries) That Have Took My Account Number And Promise To Make Me And My Family Smile, But I'm Confused Because #600,000 Is Not A Joke

ThereFore, My People I need Your Advice

Both Constructive And Insultive Ones Are Welcome Because I understand The Tradition In Nairaland
Thanks
I guess that should be in Abuja
Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by Dshocker(m): 7:15am On Dec 30, 2022
jackcanfield:
smiley Jowi Zaza be like hmmm okay
Wetin concern Jowi and their relationship?
Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by Dshocker(m): 5:50am On Dec 30, 2022
siofra:
Wahala dey!



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmwpz6OojL6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Come Siofra i don't know how you understand your English, where did she beg him to take her back?

She only regretted leaving him.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Who Raped And Molested An Army Personnel Have Been Arrested by Dshocker(m): 8:41pm On Dec 29, 2022
Romance › Re: Take It Or Leave It It Pure Truth by Dshocker(m): 8:39pm On Dec 29, 2022
Prettygirl200:
As long as you understand my god damn point den am good!!!
Feel so sorry for you my sister...
Autos › Re: SOLD OUT Registered 2015 Mercedes-Benz Ml350 N12.350mil Ajah by Dshocker(m): 8:21pm On Dec 29, 2022
[quote author=Samuel807 post=119528648][/quote]I checked it up, the logo or vin here, is a 2015 C-class.

Besides, the headlamp of this car is a 2013 model.
Romance › Re: Take It Or Leave It It Pure Truth by Dshocker(m): 8:09pm On Dec 29, 2022
Prettygirl200:
If he won't then he shouldn't expect things like sex, cleaning or cooking for him. He should quickly get married or call his mother to render to services to him.
As you can see, your first opinion was gawd damn sex.......
Travel › Re: The Beauty Of Maiduguri At Night (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 6:31pm On Dec 29, 2022
lhordspy:
Just look at the pictures emanating from of War-ravaged Bornu state.. Beautiful.

Yet, go to Non war-ravaged states like Anambra, Abia, or Enugu. And witness the declining, irritating , exiguous, miserable, , pathetic and pitiable state and conditions of the infrastructures and development there.

One may think that is Somalia not Nigeria. Bad and corrupt leaders, yet the people blame their woes on Buhari and Tinubu.
Anambra has the highest human development index in Nigeria, under Peter Obi.

But as it is Anambra is number 3 in Nigeria as of today.

HDI is what you use at measuring the well to do of a nation.

Ordinary pictures of bridges is what you use in measuring the well to do of a society..... Omo guy you be stark illiterate


Whether you like it or not, Anambra has the highest number of self made billionaires in Nigeria.
Travel › Re: The Beauty Of Maiduguri At Night (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 6:16pm On Dec 29, 2022
lhordspy:
Just look at the pictures emanating from of War-ravaged Bornu state.. Beautiful.

Yet, go to Non war-ravaged states like Anambra, Abia, or Enugu. And witness the declining, irritating , exiguous, miserable, , pathetic and pitiable state and conditions of the infrastructures and development there.

One may think that is Somalia not Nigeria. Bad and corrupt leaders, yet the people blame their woes on Buhari and Tinubu.
I can't say anything, other than; that you are a big fool
Autos › Re: SOLD OUT Registered 2015 Mercedes-Benz Ml350 N12.350mil Ajah by Dshocker(m): 4:47pm On Dec 29, 2022
Samuel807:
Registered 2015 Mercedes-Benz Ml350 N12.350mil

+234 815 060 3767
You dey sell car, but you don't know the year....

How can this be an 015?
Romance › Re: Take It Or Leave It It Pure Truth by Dshocker(m): 4:07pm On Dec 29, 2022
Prettygirl200:
It's okay, if no man will foot my bills, then he doesn't expect me to clean, cook na watch for him. It's funny how some stupid men of this days wants a lady to prove themselves as a good wife material by sleeping with them, cleaning, cooking and washing while they don't want to prove the husband material part. To whom much is given much is also expected. Any man who cannot foot a woman's bills shouldn't expect her to same. He is free to call his mother to do so for him.
Was a man supposed to foot your bills?
Romance › Re: What's The Worst Piece Of Life Advice You've Ever Received? by Dshocker(m): 4:01pm On Dec 29, 2022
Oyindamolah:
What's the worst piece of life advice you've ever received?
Mine was when someone i thought was my friend back in 2021 asked me to vote for APC in 2023, it was at that point i got to know he never meant well for me.

But to the glory of God and the wisdom of King Solomon, i will be voting for Labour Party.
Crime › Re: Live Interrogation Of 31 Yr Old Man Of How He Murdered His Live-in Lover. by Dshocker(m): 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2022
Apparently sugar boy will be incarcerated for a very long time....
Politics › Re: Obi To Arthur Eze: You Are A Respected Father by Dshocker(m): 3:15pm On Dec 29, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Gibberish!

Peter be using emotional jabs!


Why didn't he respond when Soludo dropped a missile on him!

Be using primary school jabs when boxed to the corner!


Peter should be sending a appreciation message to Arthur, for being the only Igbo man that could look into his eyes and tell him the truth .

All others are cowards who are scared of condemnations, even reality is staring at them!
You should be ashamed of yourself for not being able to differentiate between right and wrong.
Politics › Re: "My Apologies To Anyone That I Have Offended" - Governor El-rufai by Dshocker(m): 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2022
He is indirectly apologizing to Tinubu for the type of betray he will betray him come 2023 presidential election.
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Shares Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Acts 'Holy' by Dshocker(m): 10:54am On Dec 29, 2022
ibkayee:
When they carry holiness on their heads they're probably overcompensating for something cheesy
Why are Nigerian women so quick to jump from church to church, looking for miracles where there is none.

And the most painful part is; Nigerian women fears and respects their pastors or Daddy G.O more, than their husband or boyfriend.

Just why?
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Shares Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Acts 'Holy' by Dshocker(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2022
Sometime in 2018, before my friend got married, he found out his girlfriend was sleeping with 3 different Rev.fathers.

She confessed that she got their numbers, when she went for a program held for Rev.fathers.

As far as i am concerned, the almighty God in heaven did not approve anyone in Nigeria as his servant.

In Nigeria one of the fastest way to blow, is to attend pastoral or bible school marketing to be able to convince your members clients.... Just go to igala and collect juju used for miracles, omo in 2 years some people go dey sow seeds of N500m for your church.
Agriculture › Re: My Coconut Farm Experience by Dshocker(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2022
umuna:
I plan to sell them sir and I see it as a cash crop investment. Manufacturers in Lagos and Kano alone travels as far as Ghana to import coconut. The value chain is huge brother!
So how much are we looking at?
Celebrities › Re: Portable Arrives On Stage In A Coffin For His Performance (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 9:35am On Dec 29, 2022
Wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa grin
Politics › Re: Lagos Versus Anambra Under Tinubu And Obi; A Comparative Analysis by Dshocker(m): 8:52am On Dec 29, 2022
Tinubu is way richer than Dangote, all thanks to the fact that he has pocketed the state and some South western, but apparently Forbes doesn't rate politicians.
Politics › Re: Lagos Versus Anambra Under Tinubu And Obi; A Comparative Analysis by Dshocker(m): 8:49am On Dec 29, 2022
Moh247:
cool



1999 to 2007 Tinubu Governed Lagos
2007 to 2014 Obi Governed Anambra

Lagos stopped being Federal Capital over 30 years ago
Anambra became a state over 30 years ago

Questions would be asked on Education Tinubu paying for WAEC, building Millennium Schools, Reducing LASU tuition

On health care, the Number of primary health care center built even people from neighboring states travel to use Lagos centers

On electricity , Tinubu was the first Governor to build a State owned power plant

Security, Tinubu Started Rapid Response Squad with dedicated toll free number 112

On Transport, Tinubu started LAGBOAT,BRT and Lag Cab

Tinubu paid Highest Salary to workers without ever owing a Kobo

Lagos Atlantic city was a PPP started by Tinubu and the Chaigaoury brothers... This manmade island is about to house best US embassy in Africa



Funny enough Lagos doesn't recieve any special allocation, PDP under Obasanjo withheld Lagos LGA fund yet Tinubu performed



.
After he over taxed other legitimate hard working tribes in Lagos, what did he do with the revenue?

And also, when the total money withheld by the federal government was paid, what did he also do with the money?

Lagos state already has what it takes to be great, but where is it now, all due to one man's greed.
Politics › Re: Lagos Versus Anambra Under Tinubu And Obi; A Comparative Analysis by Dshocker(m): 8:45am On Dec 29, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Stop comparing gold with wood!

It’s a ridicule comparing Asiwaju’s accomplishment with that of the political minion called Peter!

When we ask what about what Peter did in 8 years, it’s always saddening to see some unscrupulous lots say, he saved money!

Nothing visible in Anambra for 8 years as a Governor outside loot pipelines being constructed from Anambra State treasury to safe havens. Or they tell you about WAEC result which students individually read for, and try to sound as if Peter invested in their brains. Did Anambra have the best result throughout the 8 years of his administration? Just for one year and they celebrate it like Anambra state won the FIFA World Cup.

Obiano ruled for 8 years and achievements are visible. Ganduje of Kano, Umahi of Ebonyi and Sanwolu of Lagos are reasonable benchmarks to score Peter, and he still does not come close!


On any standards that can be used to judge performance, Peter would score 0 in all.
Consecutively for 4yrs Anambra tops in Waec.
Car Talk › Re: Relate Your Bad Experience Of Buying A Bad Car Without Proper Inspection. by Dshocker(m): 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2022
Sprinklepee:
i nor understand, share your bad experience buying a car, u dey bring tinubu come here, weytin con concern tinubu with this thread now, this one nor be politics thread na, make una dey small small.
He is trying to tell you that you shouldn't not vote for Tinubu, because Tinubu is a very bad boy.
Car Talk › Re: Relate Your Bad Experience Of Buying A Bad Car Without Proper Inspection. by Dshocker(m): 9:54pm On Dec 28, 2022
AderonkeOlaniyi:
In 2010, I bought a Nigerian used car that almost made me commit suicide. Today, na radiator, tomorrow, na carburetor. I drove the car to an event one day, and that was the end. It never came back home with me.
Haha LWKMD grin
Car Talk › Re: Relate Your Bad Experience Of Buying A Bad Car Without Proper Inspection. by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Dec 28, 2022
FalseProphet1:
A member gave me a car as seed, the first day I took the car out, it fell break, I rang my Bell taya and shouted Jah! Until my voice cracked the car did not gree and stop o, the car then dived into the gutter, I came out and thanked God for saving me from agents of the dark forces.

This I have seen.
grin grin grin
Travel › Re: My Trip To Russia & Teaching Experience In Russia by Dshocker(m): 8:40pm On Dec 28, 2022
mushroomFarm:
You have to buy dollars from Nigeria and bring it here. But let me shock you. Banks in this city, Yakutsk recognizes the Naira. They can change your naira directly to Rubles.
Are you sure about this?
Travel › Re: My Trip To Russia & Teaching Experience In Russia by Dshocker(m): 8:36pm On Dec 28, 2022
mushroomFarm:
You have to buy dollars from Nigeria and bring it here. But let me shock you. Banks in this city, Yakutsk recognizes the Naira. They can change your naira directly to Rubles.
Really?
Food › Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by Dshocker(m): 6:35pm On Dec 28, 2022
Obavoh:
This is my wife’s favorite meal. She eats it a lot when she is pregnant.

Sometimes she will even wake me up at midnight to prepare it for her. Women!

Garri. 1 cup - 50 naira
Palm oil. 50 naira (I didn’t use all)
Onion. 20naira
We had salt, maggi and fresh pepper at home.

Simple recipe:Add garri to a clean bowl

Add onions and fresh pepper. Add salt and seasoning to your taste

Add palm oil and mix thoroughly till its well combined
In Portable's voice: wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa.

This food is called abomination.

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