₦airaland Forum

royalfly:
I cried reading this.. please it's there a proof to this story bringbreal. I want to be friends with your dad.

You want to be friends with his dad, like wtf?

daboy18:
I heard rumours that she is dating a yahoo boys at only 16 years she has a Iphone 12 pro max and expensive clothes and hair my mum doesn't care

In Portable's voice; wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa

I never liked Tik tok from on set, it looks childish to me.

The only 3 social medias i visit are:

Twitter
Instagram
Facebook

Pells1:
Who still eats coconut in 2022

How old are you?

umuna:
Thanks man, I appreciate. Close to 250 trees. Planning to add more God willing next year. Send me a mail and We can talk.

Op if i may ask, what exactly do you plan to do with the coconuts and how much will a 250 trees fetch per annum?

Agriculture can make one a billionaire under the space of 5yrs, but Nigerian youths are not patient enough and ready to soil their hands dirty.... Everybody wants quick money.

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Buhari4sale:
I commented on this post abour your dress conduct which is very immoral and obnoxious. But you deleted my comment. Oyá delete this one too...

Your pápá suppose drink alomo bittera and spread your legs wide like. Christmas chicken while giving you from doggie to missionary back to cowgirl and portable style. Nonsense. Only God knows how many times normal guys don run her inside car

Guuuuy, am disappointed at you with this post.

Obaofaba:
Zenith labour party senotorial candidate.

The supleme monkey must be thought a lesson of his life.

You can't run a state dry and making it the poverty capital of the world and with unexplained level of insecurities and expected to be rewarded with the presidency.

No way.....


We must deal with you severely at the polls with our superior numerical strengths

Is it a crime to be richer than the US president?

Creamcrest:
Alot of useless topics have been flooding frontpage ever since uncle lala was sacked.

Nairaland bring back our lalasticlacla.

How did you know he was sacked?

pretydiva:
May God bless me to bless my parents too

Yours dreams are possible, only if you work hard.

Samantha123:
I am a Christian, but I sometimes do question the religion because of the things that I've witnessed happening within the church.

I've seen church leaders cohabiting with their boyfriends and girlfriends, when I asked about it, I was told that the pastor doesn't see anything wrong with masturbation, meaning that he also wouldn't see anything wrong with them cohabiting, I've seen pastors using their high positions to scam their congregants, I've seen Christians talking down other Christians when we're supposed to be one, I've seen a pastor using his belt to whip his church leaders just because they didn't do enough evangelism for the week, I've seen Christians worshipping their pastors instead of God.

I've witnessed all these things in real life, with my own eyes.

Na South Africa e happen?

FeliciaOja:
Please someone help me,
how much is $100 when converted to naira.

74.5k

FashionCookie:
Maybe

Which kind maybe, even you sef never reach orgasm before.

Nigeria is a 3rd world country....

Arthur is the richest igbo man alive, but i must say he is very foolish, because of his selfish interest.

At times i feel nothing but pity for Reno Omokri, PDP as a party gave him the most herculean job in the world, by trying to defend their terrible party, despite ruling for 16yrs straight with little or no achievement.

Reno Omokri barks like a dog all the time, trying to paint Peter Obi bad, but apparently, there is nothing they have against him.

Romanoff:
Does the guy not have a future or dreams to chase after?

La-ka-ka.

22yrs old confused boy, probably the sex is turning his head 360 and he feels, that he will die there.

In Portable's voice; wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa.

Amongst the 3, i think Calm down by Rema comes first, then Last last by Burna Boy and Rush by Ayra Starr.

FashionCookie:
Almost everybody 4 Nigeria 4 don die finish.
Abegi

Which everybody...

Where dem see the orgasm from?

It takes 1 out of 1,000,000 Nigerian girl to reach orgasm.

mariahAngel:
Lord knows I love fried plantain so much.
Not only do I love eating plantains (I eat it a lot, by the way), I also love taking beautiful pictures of them.
For that, I created this thread gallery specially for plantains, so that I can exhibit the pictures I take.
So, for posterity sake, I will be flooding this space with beautiful pictures upon pictures of delicious looking fried plantains (in different forms) I eat, with or without accompaniment.
Basically, I just want to leave my dodo imprints everywhere shaa.

Oh! And, judging by what I see on Instagram, I take some of the best looking plantain pictures...if I do say so myself.
That's right!

By the way, Afrolems once started her food blogging journey on nairaland, and now she's quite big and no longer active (on this forum), but she left her mark here, and I want to do the same - just in case.
And, she's a big fan of plantain too.

So, here we go!

If you want to enjoy plantain, fry it with red oil.

Hope their last forever

patwilly:
I enjoin all forum members to actively contribute
my budget is 4.5M
the choices I am looking at are these :

1. Toyota Rav 4, (2011) Nigerian used. A friend is actually convinced this is the car I should buy as it fits nicely in terms of prestige and functionality. However, I'm not fully convinced as per buying a Nigerian used car and also because I'm not really taken to the RAV4 as I see it as not a masculine car.

2. Toyota Camry 2011 or 2012 (muscle) : I like this car and if it falls within my budget I'd happily buy it. The only negative here is I've been wanting an SUV to be my first car considering Lagos roads etc so I'm not totally sold on the idea of getting this car.

3. Toyota Highlander full option (2007) Direct Belgium or Nigerian used: Now this is the car I I'm most taken to. However, Friends are of the opinion that it is an old car (being 2007) and is gradually being phased out. Also the fact the car does not exactly convey much in terms of prestige etc.

So that's it. I'd appreciate if forum members advice correctly on any of these three car models or recommend something else. Kindly highlight the merits/demerits of buying the foreign used or Nigerian used version of any car you'd recommend.

The attributes I'm looking out for are Functionality, ease of Maintenance, prestige/aesthetics of the car.

I appreciate you all.

Why not buy Lexus Es350 2008 model

The money still will not get to the community

PaulOtl:
If you like, say poor man ,this and that. I don't care.

We know people make 100 mill or more, but it still remains stupidity (IMO, and not yours, obviously) to spend that amount on a prostitute, a hooker, a runs girl, a bloody hoe
Only a man who isn't a fan of hookers would feel disgusted at patronizing them in the first place. I guess that's why I am.

Hv a good day

Guy calm down, when you turn to a multi billionaire, the things you've sworn never to do with money will be done times 5.

There are poor people that will take offense and swear with their life never to spend 5k for a hooker, but once the money comes, you will see them spending 20k for a hooker.

Sorry to insult you, na the same way every poor man dey think.


One of my chairman that is into real estate is currently building an estate worth N25b in Lagos and Abuja, he spends N3m(chicken change) for a hooker a night.

Omo if you see these girls, omo them fresh die and they range from video vixens, actresses and super models in Nigeria..... I know a lot of them on Instagram.


Make i shock you; one of the presidential candidate's son flys in hookers in a private jet into London, from different parts of the world and pays £50k-£100k a night.

PaulOtl:
Still doesn't count. Thank goodness I do not even get moved by light skin girls , even if they look pretty. Nengi? Abegi...

I will never pay women money for sex anymore. It's been a long, long time.
Lol, we make these women feel too important. 2 million for a hoe who has no dignity? So, what's the gain there for me? Nah...can't even imagine it.

N2m is nothing to those who have the money.

Na poor man they see am as big deal.

Mind you, there are people in this country that makes more than N100m every day.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is not constitutionally mandated to attend a debate!

If Atiku is so anxious to debate, he should invite my highly esteemed self to come screw him on National TV

It’s so annoying and insultive, that a rogue like Atiku, who spent 8 years in power as a woeful failure, outside selling the nations assets to cronies, has the audacity to extend a debate invite to His Excellency, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

If Atiku was not a failure for 8 years, shouldn’t his accomplishments and achievements be campaigning for him at the moment? Atiku has nothing to offer and why he is searching for debate!

Asiwaju is way over his ranks!

You are part of the problem...

Everywhere around the world, people vying for the number seat has to come tell the public what they have to offer if elected.

Then companies shouldn't be screening before they employ their staffs.

From the way their relationship is going, am sorry to say; the marriage will not last.

She sounds and acts desperate.

PaulOtl:
May thunder strike them and their mamas. As if the couchie is even worth it. Whores

Dem fine pass Nengi

Number one position goes to the Yorubas and the number two position goes to the Igbos when it comes to skin bleaching....