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Romance › Re: My Woman Kpekus Always Dries Up! by Dshocker(m): 10:40pm On Dec 26, 2022
Prettygirl200:
What do u mean bc she's slim? So slim don't get wet? M a slim girl and if I wet here everywhere go dey draw like ogbono. Look I think it's bc of the harmattan, u know harmattan period no dey good to Bleep the girl go dey dry anyhow. See what u will do when next u want to make love to her, try cover yourselves with duvet, off your AC or fans make the room dey hot with that she won't easily get dry. Shey u understand?
Miss ogbono grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Woman Kpekus Always Dries Up! by Dshocker(m): 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2022
Islandboi:
Anytime I want to have sex with my woman her kpekus is always dry no matter the romance. I will tease, lick & suck her bobby , lick her neck, suck her ears and do all kinds of romance for over 30mins before sex

She always get wet no doubt,but once I dive in and start thrusting, her pussy just dries up, making my dick stiff and very difficult to penetrate. I end up having bruises. What can I do pls?
It is caused by an infection, take her to see doctor, at a standard lab.
Romance › Re: Stop Inviting Hookup Babes Or Girlfriends To Your House, Here's Why by Dshocker(m): 10:34pm On Dec 26, 2022
Isabi4lov:
The men paying are mostly into fraudulent activities..
Na classic beautiful girls like nengi of bb9ja
Romance › Re: Stop Inviting Hookup Babes Or Girlfriends To Your House, Here's Why by Dshocker(m): 10:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
faceland:
You believe that? So in a month they would make millions.
Go intercontinental, Eko hotel and Nicon luxury hotel.

Girls there charges from 200k up, some are N2m a night
Politics › Re: Nigeria Can Repeat The Sunak & Macron Examples By Electing A Young President by Dshocker(m): 7:50pm On Dec 26, 2022
That is why we have to do away with people like Tinubu and Atiku
Food › Re: See The Chicken I Bought For 8k (pic) by Dshocker(m): 7:19pm On Dec 26, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
Person just created a tread here saying he bought this size of chicken for 12K today was itam market here uyo i bought mine 8K
Guy, you for sell this phone, use the money for chicken add take buy better phone, haba, na you suffer pass?

Ogaaaaaaa, no use this phone enter 2023, e get why.
Crime › Re: Raheem Bolanle Was Pregnant After Waiting For 8 Years Before Being Shot Dead by Dshocker(m): 7:09pm On Dec 26, 2022
The blooooooooood of Jesus Christ...... Osalobua who do me like this.


A time like this, i regret being a Nigerian.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Boyfriend Cheating by Dshocker(m): 7:05pm On Dec 26, 2022
Karen2024:
the wedding couldn't hold again.
Please forgive him, i believe you guys can work something out.

The most important thing is, does he love you.
Crime › Re: Christmas Cow Kills Former Youth President In Bayelsa (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2022
Which kind yeye death be this naaaa
Christianity Etc › Re: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by Dshocker(m): 5:56pm On Dec 26, 2022
Handsome ass nigga
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's 2nd Wife, Judy, Shares Christmas Photos Of Herself And Their Son by Dshocker(m): 5:54pm On Dec 26, 2022
Deepthoughts:
make the first wife go for vaginal adjustment procedure,I hear Dem dey do am for France, Spain, Germany or Italy.
Na money naaa
Crime › Re: Landlord In Search Of Family Of His Female Tenant Who Died In His Apartment by Dshocker(m): 5:50pm On Dec 26, 2022
ScrollReport:
Mk una dey go church, una no go hear Word
Church will not save you, only Jesus can
Romance › Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Dshocker(m): 4:38pm On Dec 26, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
But she likes you naturally
Travel › Re: A Nairalander First Christmas In The UK ( Video) by Dshocker(m): 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2022
They want to kpai OP with sugar....
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye's Lover, Ivy Brags About Him (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 1:21pm On Dec 26, 2022
faithfull18:
How do you go for another person's leftover huh Girls. Give it sometime, let's see if you still have butterflies in your tummy after a while.
Every guy and every girl is someone's leftover...
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye's Lover, Ivy Brags About Him (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 1:18pm On Dec 26, 2022
mmadu5:
This girl goes by sandy that year for abj I bleeped her for 30k . She looks very sick . Back in the day she was chubby with some meat on her . Fear Nigerian girls oooo

I'm disappointed in Paul if this is the girl he is messing with .
Shut up, na local girl for kogi or nassarrawa state you go bleep
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's 2nd Wife, Judy, Shares Christmas Photos Of Herself And Their Son by Dshocker(m): 1:10pm On Dec 26, 2022
The first wife looks more beautiful...

Na just firm breast and tighter vagina make Yul go marry another woman.
Politics › Re: Killings In Southern Kaduna: (Video Documentary By David Hundeyin) by Dshocker(m): 1:01pm On Dec 26, 2022
Mrkindness:
El-rufai and northern Muslims have killed half of southern Kaduna Christians, mostly kachia local government, jamaa, kwoi, kafanchan, kajuru ad few places around kagarko local government. It's a systematic ethnic cleansing here.
You didn't include Zangon Kataf
Crime › Re: Kidnap: Mum And Daughters Raped by Dshocker(m): 10:24am On Dec 26, 2022
In Portable's voice; wahala wahala wahala wahalaaaaaa ooO.
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy Celebrates Christmas With Fiance, She Cook And They Had Funny Nose Wax by Dshocker(m): 10:17am On Dec 26, 2022
How can you use wife and fiance in one sentence.
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo's Children, New Lover Paul O's Children Celebrate Xmas Together (Pix) by Dshocker(m): 8:47pm On Dec 25, 2022
Lakaka...

Paul O's children will be nacking Iyabo's children..... Priscilia

Politics › Re: Money Looted In 8yrs Enough To Pay Every Nigerian N732,000, Says PSC Commissione by Dshocker(m): 8:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
what the evil party APC can do does not exist.....

Reject Tinubu now and have peace of mind.
Politics › Re: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by Dshocker(m): 8:20pm On Dec 25, 2022
ogbonti:
him no go Nigeria again once him take off from UK on his way back to naija - na mid air dem go direct him flight fo Sicily - u dey talk like small pikin
Stop deceiving yourself

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Talks About His ‘last Concert Ever In Lagos’, Promises Free Shows by Dshocker(m): 6:59pm On Dec 25, 2022
teacherbim:
Last show at what age
Teacher read, before you vomit.
Politics › Re: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by Dshocker(m): 6:22pm On Dec 25, 2022
ogbonti:
na there u go know say the Catholic Church is a mafia organization- Buhari go loss anytime him travel comot from naija - Don carlo de Messina go lead him Italian mafia group to capture am hand tied behind his back and dump him ina dirty garbage room in the vatican city until kukah is released …. forget rosary and homily - the catholic church has a brutal history- google is your friend…. Even as abacha craze reach him no arrest or detain kukah
Will he come to the UK and kidnap him?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Shines In Her Christmas Photos by Dshocker(m): 2:06pm On Dec 25, 2022
Regina Daniel Nwoko a 16yrs old virgin....
Politics › Re: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by Dshocker(m): 2:03pm On Dec 25, 2022
Buhari might incarcerate Kukah before he leaves office....
Food › Re: How I Made Beef And Vegetables Stir Fry To Start This Christmas (Photos,Video) by Dshocker(m): 11:20am On Dec 25, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This cook with me video is well detailed to make the best beef stir fry every time. It's so delicious and mouth watering, do give it a try this Christmas.

Ingredients:
Beef
Mixed bell peppers
Carrots
Green peas
Green beans
Spring onions
Onions
Coconut milk
Corn starch
Soy sauce
Curry powder
Thyme leaves
Barbecue spice
Smoked paprika
Black Chilli pepper
Cooking oil
Salt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be-fCz9bqng
Looks like you are cashing out from your YouTube channel, from the way you are always dishing out sumptuous meals back to back.
Family › Re: After Divorce, Most Ladies Turn Feminist And Marriage Experts by Dshocker(m): 10:32am On Dec 25, 2022
Biglittlelois:
You are funny, that your so called truth is only meant for your gender and those that will listen to you

Pls don't get married to a graduate, practice what you preach, don't talk from both sides of your mouth

And since the ratio is higher with educated women, there is a 99% chance that your graduate wife will divorce you, so to be on a safer side, marry an illiterate, then make sure your daughters are illiterate, they must not even smell creche, so that they can have long lasting marriage, pls.
The chances of you getting married is -0%
Family › Re: After Divorce, Most Ladies Turn Feminist And Marriage Experts by Dshocker(m): 10:21am On Dec 25, 2022
Biglittlelois:
What a mentality,

Make sure you marry an illiterate, make sure your daughters never smell the four walls of a school, so that they can sustain and remain in their marriage, since they are in fact marrying themselves, because divorces are automatically educated women's fault.
Be it as it may, the truth is bitter.

I am a graduate and by the grace of God, i will still get married to a graduate.

Quote me anywhere "Educated women tends to cause more problems in marriage, than uneducated ones"...

Mind you, i never said every educated women, but the ratio is higher with them.
Family › Re: After Divorce, Most Ladies Turn Feminist And Marriage Experts by Dshocker(m): 8:31am On Dec 25, 2022
EdoBoy90:
Recently, a lot of divorce issues have been rocking social media. The known ones are mostly from celebrities while unknown ones aren't on the internet. Off social media, many divorce cases are happening daily. This has become frequent. Our parents and grandparents lasted more than 30, 20, 40, 50 or 60 years in marriage those days.

It has been proven that most marriage that crashes, 80% of it are caused by ladies. Blessing CEO, the popular Relationship Therapist also affirmed it.

Ladies, what is the issue? Don't marry someone you know that you won't spend the rest of your life with or don't waste a guy time.

Some of my friends who are in abroad, never marry Nigerian Ladies. One of them in Germany, married a Ghanaian. The other one in the UK, married a woman from Sierra Leone. In the US and Canada same issue.

Broken homes or in a society with a lot of divorcees lack basic moral and cultural values. This doesn't build a healthy community or society at large.

Some of we guys with open arms to Ladies have seen hell in the hands of some ladies. Last month, a lady without basic education or vocational skills telling me, someone who is feeding her, clothing her and working in one of the Multinational companies that I am the least, Just because guys are flopping around her. Sometimes, I wonder the mindset of some ladies. They see beauty or guys flopping around them as an achievement.

The good ladies in Nigeria currently are just less than 5%. This might be harsh but it is the truth.

We should tread with caution.

Ladies, what are the issues?
Most times na educated women they toll this pathway.
Celebrities › Re: Davido & Chioma Join Their Family a Christmas Vacation In Carpe Verde by Dshocker(m): 4:10am On Dec 25, 2022
gaby:
I hope there's no swimming pool within sight out there...
There is, but Chioma has finished drinking the water.

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