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Christianity Etc › Re: Mery Christmas!! by Dshocker(m): 3:53am On Dec 25, 2022
Merry Christmas to all those celebrating it and happy Sunday to those that are broke, complaining of no money.

I pray that come 2023, people like righteousness will give his life to Christ, by denouncing the lord's choosen charismatic revival movements.

I also pray that a rich boyfriend will locate Jennyclay come 2023, so she will stop complaining of being broke.

Good things abound to all those that will vote for Peter Obi, while terrible things will befall all those that will still have the guts to vote APC or PDP.


Merry Christmas fellas
Celebrities › Re: 10,000 Smiles: Tonto Dikeh Gifts Bags Of Rice To Widows, Single Mums by Dshocker(m): 3:52am On Dec 25, 2022
olasaad:
Even Peter Obi don't give 10000 bag if rice tongue haha
As him no give reach 10,000, oya drink sniper or hypo juice na.
Food › Re: See What Rice Traders Do To Bags Of Rice To Reduce Its Quantity (pics/video) by Dshocker(m): 3:44am On Dec 25, 2022
Aurelius1:
A man who becomes rich via rituals is never a happy man.
Quote me anywhere...

All the billionaires in the world, cut corners, one way or the other...
Food › Re: See What Rice Traders Do To Bags Of Rice To Reduce Its Quantity (pics/video) by Dshocker(m): 10:31pm On Dec 24, 2022
Aurelius1:
The blessings of the Lord maketh rich and adds no sorrow.
Tell that to ritualist
Food › Re: See What Rice Traders Do To Bags Of Rice To Reduce Its Quantity (pics/video) by Dshocker(m): 10:24pm On Dec 24, 2022
Righteousness2:
This is evil.
This is iniquity.
This is robbery.
This is Sin.
GOD ALMIGHTY hates this.
If u are engaged in this, stop for your own good.
It will send you to Hell.
Dey play....

In business, you have to be brutal, in other to make it.

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa's Nyash Trends As She Steps Out In A Transparent Dress (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 10:06pm On Dec 24, 2022
Toke Makinwa old cargo, just dey play.

Travel › Re: MAIDUGURI Is Beautiful (pics) by Dshocker(m): 10:05pm On Dec 24, 2022
There is no flyover in Maiduguri, the first picture isn't Maiduguri..... Just dey play

Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Taliban Ban Women From Working In National & International NGOs by Dshocker(m): 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2022
This is a perfect opportunity for feminist in Afghanistan to show themselves, by fighting the Talibans fire for fire.

After all, what a man can do, a woman can do better and are both equal.
Travel › Re: First Beam Launched On Suru Alaba Interchange Into Festac. by Dshocker(m): 6:53pm On Dec 24, 2022
Am happy at the pace in which they constructed the bridge....
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by Dshocker(m): 6:47pm On Dec 24, 2022
ahnie:
Too bony
There is enough meat in layers, and if you are complaining about bones, then that should be native fowls.

Besides that 12k would have gotten you 3 old layers, which would some up the same quantity of meat in the broiler.
Food › Re: Show Us Your Christmas Chicken by Dshocker(m): 6:39pm On Dec 24, 2022
ahnie:
E pain me say the money comot from my pocket.
So I have decided to share the chicken online.
Zonefree you would eat the anus and brain(so make you for get sense to stop attacking my gender.

Mariahangel you would eat the drumstick.
Highchief1 you go eat the legs(as your legs no dey stay one place)

Kollins11 you go head the beak.
Gloryhomemaker you would eat the breastplate.... because you never allow me taste any of your delicious meals.
nlfpmod,I would give the the liver and wings(for always flying my topics to front page.
Broilers are filled with water in their body and has no taste, you should have gone for old layers, they taste better.
Food › Re: A Nairalander's Monthly Contribution: Look How My Isusu Paid Me With Foodstuffs by Dshocker(m): 6:31pm On Dec 24, 2022
chimaxx:
Bought this N8500 in Enugu, was priced at 18k in Onitsha
This chicken is tasteless
Food › Re: A Nairalander's Monthly Contribution: Look How My Isusu Paid Me With Foodstuffs by Dshocker(m): 6:31pm On Dec 24, 2022
BossGerald:
Isusu as its widely called here, is a form of daily,weekly or monthly contribution paid into an account periodically till the end of a specific period of time, basically month or year.

This particular one isn't the regular type where the accumulated money is shared, rather the money is gathered from multiple persons and used to get food stuff in large quantity then shared between the participants.

Pros
1. Cheap: food stuffs when purchased in wholesale always come with reduced prices, that means you spend less for more.
2.time saver: to people like myself who doesn't like do grocery shopping themselves wink...the purchasing is made by few other participants, you just go and collect your share jejely and go home grin
3. Lasts long: thus depends on the money contributed, the larger the money, the larger the goods and the longer the time lasted grin



I only got back from school and saw these foodstuffs my brother's wife got from her monthly contribution, she'sa nairalnder but i told her I'd do it on her behalf grin, to be honest, the food items are very good for the money and it's best recommended for married and family men and women wink.

Atleast you have 3months from January next year not to worry about food stuffs.

Can you guess how much the monthly isusu contribution was??


Location: onitsha

Cc. Lalasticlacla front page
U are lucky they didn't run away with your money
Celebrities › Re: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by Dshocker(m): 4:05pm On Dec 24, 2022
Righteousness2:
Having a big wedding is good but it cannot keep a Home.

Having a Wealthy home filled with all the goodies of life is wonderful but it is not what will keep a home.

Marrying an American, European, Indian or White or Black spouse is good but it is not what will keep your marriage.

Marrying a Beautiful wife with the biggest behind and attack or a Handsome 6packs husband is fine but it's not what will keep a Marriage.

Marriage is an union Instituted, Invented, and Sustained by GOD ALMIGHTY. HE owns the Trademark of Marriage.

There must be a Concious action by a Husband and Wife to involve GOD and live by HIS Marriage act written in HIS Word the Bible.

Once GOD , His Word or His Commandments is relegated to the background, it does not Matter what you do, it's a matter of time, the Marriage will Crash.


May GOD have Mercy and Heal their Lives and restore their Homes in JESUS Name.. Amen
But lord's choosen doesn't do an elaborate wedding na, rather you guys use cabin biscuit and minerals
Celebrities › Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Dshocker(m): 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2022
Even her father didn't like the dressing

Celebrities › Re: Lupita Nyong'o & Her Boyfriend, Selema Masekelago Make Their Relationship Public by Dshocker(m): 9:45am On Dec 24, 2022
siofra:
Wow! he's uglier than K'naan. But she's happy with him and that's what matters.
How do you define ugly?
Romance › Re: Help!! I Want To Report A Case Of Infanticide. (graphic Pics) by Dshocker(m): 7:52am On Dec 24, 2022
Na akamu be that?
Romance › Re: I Just Met Her 3 Days Ago, And She's Already begging Me Money For Toothpaste by Dshocker(m): 11:27pm On Dec 23, 2022
Jennyclay:
Another thread for broke men to start ranting.
Someone asked you for a little favor to help her with ordinary 3k, she even promised to pay back but you ran away and to make things worse, you brought a private issue to a public forum undecided. Nawa oo
If you don't have money kindly tell her you are as broke as a naked man. A naked man does not put his hands inside pocket. What if she asked for 30k nko? You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame! Shame!

Ordinary 3k, Bad energies everywhere! Shior!
Help him send the money
Romance › Re: If All Men Were Like Him, Then I’d Rather Die Single. by Dshocker(m): 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2022
Uwagood123:
I was single for two years. At some point, I thought that was the end of me. I thought the curse my ex pronounced on me when I left him was working. He said, “You’ll never find a man like me, mark it on the wall and see.” I got scared a little. when no man was coming my way, I asked myself, “Does that mean all men are like him? That’s why I’m not finding anyone after I’d left him?” But I consoled myself every day by telling myself, “If all men were like him, then I’d rather die single. What’s the point of dating another man just like the one I ran away from?” But not too long afterward, Frank came into the picture.


If all men were like him, then I’d rather die single.
His demeanor and actions whenever he was with me pointed to the fact that he loved me but it took him so long before he proposed. The very day I accepted his proposal, I met another man in church who took my number. He told me he was called Ryan. The following day, Ryan asked if I had a boyfriend. I responded, “Yeah I do. We started dating only yesterday.” He said, “Wow, I was late for a day.” I laughed. He asked me, “If I came a day before yesterday, would I have had a chance with you?” I said, “I don’t know because we just met. Plus, you didn’t come a day before yesterday so I can’t tell.” He said, “Too bad but I hope we can be friends?” I said, “Why not? We all need friends.”

When I met Frank the other day I told him about Ryan’s proposal. He made jokes about it. He said, “Give him my condolence.” I said, “Did he tell you that his relative is dead?” He answered, ”This is more than the death of a relative.” For over two years no man approached me. In two days I found two men who both wanted to make me their girlfriend. Unfortunately, I could only say yes to only one of them and be a friend to the other. Click to continue reading https://uwagood.com/2022/07/22/if-all-men-were-like-him-then-id-rather-die-single/
This fashion of blogging is no longer reliable, why waste your time, looking for who will click it.
Celebrities › Re: May Edochie Replies Husband, Yul, After He Publicly Asked For Her Forgiveness by Dshocker(m): 11:04pm On Dec 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
Yul has lost his peace. The Bible says there is no peace for the wicked.

My admonishment to him is that he should quit the social media show and all that.
There is enough opportunity to right the wrong.

He should make peace with his wife May Edochie.
Settle his Sin Partner and discharge her. She is not his wife. She is a Husband snatcher, Home robber and Home breaker.
Outside doing this, he is wasting his time and using his hands to dig disaster.
This is the Bitter truth

As for May Edochie, my Admonishment to you is don't keep silent, Don't give up .seek the Face of God in Prayers for your husband and your Home. Contend on your knees. From what I see, your husband is not with his Clear eyes. He seems to be under an influence.

Visit the Lord's Chosen and table the matter to the God of Chosen. Your husband must come back to his senses.
Who do you this thing?
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu To APC SW Leaders: Please Don't Betray Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 10:22pm On Dec 23, 2022
Okealaaye:
Mark how some Outsiders will come and disrupt this thread with evil wish, hatred, and bad mouth - a storyline that in no way concerns them or their fathers. They're from the El Dorado where folks take Panadol for their neighbours' headache, where they carry the pebbles-laden luggage of their neighbours on their weak necks, but drag their own portmanteau along in the dust. They don't belong in APC, have NEVER voted for the party's candidates at any level, but they bear the party's burdens like its stakeholders and elected representatives. What a people! Speak out of turn tonight and encounter daemons chasing after you in frightful nightmares.
APC has ruined this country, but you and your tribalist kings men still want to vote in another calamity.... What a shame.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu To APC SW Leaders: Please Don't Betray Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 10:19pm On Dec 23, 2022
The weak old man is a king maker, let him make him self naaaa.
Politics › Re: Wike Shuts Down Atiku Campaign Office In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:17pm On Dec 23, 2022
Obaofaba:
Wike is our man and we share same vision, to make Nigeria great.

Without a block votes from Rivers State in favor of Atiku, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu will win before 3pm.

Obi Mr Atiku Abubakar spoiler can share the votes with the Jagaban. We only need 30% just to fulfill the requirements.

Main votes will come from, Lagos, Zamfara, ogun, ondo, Oyo, Kwara, Katsina, Borno, yobe, Niger, Ekiti, Osun, Kano, Ebonyi, Imo, Nasarawa, Kogi,

We can afford to give out places like, Abia, Akwa ibom, Rivers, Anambra, Bauchi, Adamawa without sweat.

Asiwaju lokan se
Just look at you, how old are you?

Over my dead body if Ebonyi and Imo state give their votes to APC or PDP.... You dey make me laugh.
Politics › Re: Heavy Security Around Peter Obi (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 8:30pm On Dec 23, 2022
yarimo:
looking like a terrorist undecided
But he looks 10× more handsome, smart and classic than Tinubu.....
Politics › Re: Sowore: "I Don't Expect A Free & Fair Election, BVAS Won't Stop Rigging" by Dshocker(m): 8:06pm On Dec 23, 2022
But at least, it will curtail the excesses of the APC presidential candidate, Bola Tinubu.....

Because he is a known election rigger, always wanting to take it by force.

But this time around, it won't happen.
Politics › Re: My First Executive Order Will Be To Reform The Civil Service -Accord Candidate by Dshocker(m): 7:57pm On Dec 23, 2022
The senators, house of reps, governors or ministers aren't the majority looters we have.

Most directors in all the ministries have stayed in office for more than 20yrs, amassing too much wealth that even 3 governors put together will not amass..... 50% of Nigeria's wealth have been swallowed by civil servants.

If anyone here works in federal secretariat Abuja will understand what i am saying

First is to sack all directors, second is to review our constitution and change so many things that are killing the economical growth of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Datti Ahmed Bows To Greet Tinubu At Abuja Central Mosque Today (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 7:56pm On Dec 23, 2022
lhordspy:
I was also surprised to see him at the central mosque today. These days he has been very distanced and disconnected from the Northern political terrain. Irrespective of his political affiliation, i will advise him to always stay in touch to avoid losing relevance, which may be of help to his future political ambitions.

My first time of meeting him though. He seems like a nice man. He just picked the wrong side.

He got paired with an hopeless political clown like Ob! from an insultive, hatefilled, children of hate region. People that can insult anyone and everyone; their kings, their parents and even their elders. People without an iota of good moral upbringing or proper home-training. Just look at them commenting below with their usual pattern

kai... May we never be unfortunate in life
U and ur fellow urchins are living in a fool's paradise.
Politics › Re: NOI Poll: We’ve Been Using Same Methodology Since 2015, Anap Foundation Replies by Dshocker(m): 7:41pm On Dec 23, 2022
It is so sad when i wake up and remember that some people still wants to vote in the same evil party called APC into power again, i just weep.
Politics › Re: Photos From The Mass Burial Of 40 Victims Of Southern Kaduna Terrorist Attacks by Dshocker(m): 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2022
Funny enough Kaduna state is a Christian state, but the Fulanis wants to take it by force, just the way they took Kwara state.

The short man that calls himself the governor has always supported those militias in attacking Southern Kaduna
Travel › Re: One Die, Four Injured After Truck Fell On Cars In Lagos (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:36pm On Dec 23, 2022
obembet:
I don't want expect sensible comment from backwards tribe, no wonder why all your brothers represent Nigeria in all prison across the World.

RIP
Your response shows you are more backward than a cave man.

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