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Oluromantic:
And police report for personal security

I have to get a police report?

badadvice:
Miss, tbh, Your situation is pretty complex.
If you leave him, he leaks your nude and videos,
if you stay with him, he'll continue beating and one day kill you,
if you report him to the authorities, nigga could seek bail or spend 5-6years at most in prison and when he comes out, people like him can find you and do shiit to you,
if you report to your family, nigga could release your family secret and shame y'all.
So, i'll advise you to poison him.
Poison him or find a way to slowly kill the bloke and make it look like a suicide case.
I've watched alot of movies like this and this has always been the solution.
It might be your only solution too.
I don't know though.

Breaking his phone will be easier on her conscience than killing him though

xaliujokes:
Why not you can request for another one, just get an affidavit of lost passport.

Alright...thanks

Good day. I misplaced my Passport in Lagos in 2016. Have not tried getting a new one. Is it possible to just go to an immigration office and request for a new one without the old one?...what can I do?

Two95:
that guy won't reply. I'm just saying. let's meet up. message me on WhatsApp 08110458422

Don't wanna go outside Ife though

Two95:
I'm currently but not in Ife. in Ogun. we can still meet na

rolling my eyes. Are you the one I quoted?

odizeey:
hi

Are you a cute guy in ife?

wealth25:
Hahahaha choi...lwkmd ur funny joor..pls oo I don't have any kind of smell or odour..I am very neat to call..I take care of myself like kilode.

I wish u can relate a bit close to me to ascertain that..
Thanks anyway for ur counsel.

You said nothing about the second point though

wealth25:
Nothing really brings about the split,,I see them just avoiding me for no just cost ,no arguments nothing..That was why I got scared that made me come here to solicit opinions because I was actually sensing that something is wrong somewhere..

Maybe you have a certain odour or smell that repels them....check your oral and personal hygiene....or maybe you talk about marriage and 'settling down' too soon in the relationship

Where are the cute guys in Ife?

ubunja:
are we talking about writers or specifically journalists?

Writers...people who write drama, prose and poetry

ubunja:
it all hinged on the fact that writers don't go out much and are introverts mostly indoors so no chance to be whôrés so pussies not fvcked too much and therefore tight.

On the contrary, writers do go out a lot. Even if its by themselves. They need to see what goes on outside and in the lives of other people after all. Otherwise how would they write? Its all good though. I see what you mean

LuvSwollenPussy:
Kindly ignore Mumu. You don't have to talk over everything..

Only ignorant 'people' resort to insults when they fail to find words to express their thoughts.

ubunja:
that's the whole point. Those of us who don't go to varsity where do we meet writers?

What I was trying to say is that the initial point you gave about all writers being 'boring but have tight pussies' is completely unfounded since as you said, you don't know many writers.

LuvSwollenPussy:
If my point is 2 large for you to understand, you should simply move along also, you don't have to make a senseless quote.

Lolz...maybe I didn't dumb it down enough for your level of comprehension. sorry mehn

ubunja:
and how will you know they are many if they're unknown??

How many writers do you know from your street or hood?

Personally I know quite a few on my campus...and most are extroverts

LuvSwollenPussy:
Did I tell you that I took it personal? it just doesn't make sense giving people half details and seeking complete advise. Who knows her on this forum. If you need my absolute advice, you need to give absolute details of what you need the advice about. It's the normal ethics of relating with people for advice over issues which even you don't know.

The details she gave are enough to understand her situation and give advice...if you've got nothing to say, simply move along

ubunja:
writers are not even many to begin with

Writers are many. Most of them just aren't famous

ubunja:
Writers are boring because they're quiet. They are quiet because all action happens inside their heads.


But atleast they have tight pussy.

You obviously don't know many writers

I have some questions for students already studying English language in Nigerian Universities. What are the Jamb subjects for English? Which reputable federal schools Offer English?

Quality20:
but women are suppose to be under the watchful eyes of men na

Baba go and watch your mum and sisters.
Don't know why male nairalanders like to carry women matter put for head 24/7

Abby255:
You are right..they are spots for pimples and I do have a oily skin... please which cream do you recommend

He recommended going to a hospital...stop using random creams ......you'll end up making it worse.
If possible, see a dermatologist...na their area of specialization be this.

adecz:
Shame on you, calling other people's
culture "fvcking disgusting"

Some people will also refer to you
& your people's tribal marks & food in
the same way.

If you have respect for that culture in particular, you wouldn't have used the photo as a meme

babyfaceafrica:
how can A man with conscience sleep with a married woman

I know what he did was wrong...the punishment meted out is too severe though.
He could bleed to death.
He'll never have a family.
He could commit suicide...

It takes two to tango

The man's face is the stuff of nightmares

That's disturbing
How can a man with conscience cut off another man's d1ck

Damn...the lady is dull though...four abortions and she still never considered contraceptives

Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.

Calmly talk to her about seeing a doctor...could be an infection...or lack of adequate pre-intimacy

She's going through mid life crisis

DamonSalvatore:
you do give a damn... if not you could have passed without commenting

I had to comment to let him know we don't care...how else would he know?