Darkseid:
And you had to open a new thread; why didn't you just post your opinion on the previous one

Leave the guy make he trend na

luminouz:


Thats my quote on NL.


Stop stealing my quote na...which yeye friend is that?

If its ya quote, then ya d yeye friend.

Pot nor dey call kettle blackie

Smartgeek:
So, we should fry water?

makydebbie:
I doubt maybe it's the sex game or something.
If you no fine and you no get money e go hard sha.

No, Nada...not at all.

It's v possible. It all depends on the guy, confidence is d key....it's as sexy as F***

Hoyindarmolar:
I still cant think of any way which this thread has helped society at large

We need more alphas

AshiraWealthy:
Yeah guys. Its all about your Diction!!!
I want to help with a few correction of some common african mispronunciation of the English words as my little val give away. especially for those who feel the need to Polish their diction.

I know this is not education section but hey...Ive decided to drop this here cos this place seems to have a larger number of views compared to others.

I'll try to be make this very easy and straight forward for all by using some conventional and nonconventional words to suggest the articulation/sound of certain words eg using 'woe' to suggest the pronunciation of words like worship where it will be articulated as 'woeship'
work,> woke

Let go!!!!

Word family with these spellings ('ir' 'ur' 'wor', 'er' ear' ) are articulated with the sound of 'oa' ( not the real IPA, just to make it easy for the lay man)

Words. >. To sound as
Church. Choach
Bird. .boad
Her. Hoa
Dirt. Doat
Word. Woad
Firm. Foam
Earth. Oath
Germs. Joams
Assert. ursoat
Heard. Hoad
Turn tone

Articulate this sound in the above word family.


Word family with these spellings 'u' 'o' 'oo' 'oe' will sound similar to 'Ah'
As in


Run. Rahn. ( I'm trying not to use 'ran')
Fun. Fahn
Mother. Mahvur
Brother. Brahvur
Does dahz
Blood. Blahd
Flood. Flahd
Come. Kahm
Sun. Sahn
Son. Sahn
Stuck. Stahk
Knowledge. Nahlij
Country. Kahntri
Above. Urbahv
Dove. Dahv
Love. lahv

We shall be udating this liat from time to time.
Please note this are not the IPAs but words that suggest the sounds of these words for easy understanding as the IPAs requires some intense studying and learning.
Enjoy.

To be continued.

Froshloaded

I see what ya trying to do but I dont understand the exact message ya trying to pass.

DominusPrime:
The most irritating thing on NL is when people generalise opinions and assume every one must accept his opinion.
That a lady decides she can't date a broke man is not wrong.
Do u know what is wrong? I'll tell u a story.
There were 3 friends. 2 were extremely beautiful and 1 wasn't attractive. Her friends were boy magnets and had the chance of picking the richest and most handsome amongst them. Unfortunately for our index lady all she had coming to her were not so rich guys who were struggling. Of course she rejected them and kept waiting for the same standard her friends got. Yet none was forthcoming. She's still single and searching today and poorer guys are coming her way as the little boobs she was managing lost confidence overtime, not to mention how her face aged with time. We all know how a woman's beauty fades with time.

Now the 3 ladies took the same decision as some people will blindly advice all women to..."never settle for less"...but it paid off for 2 and didn't for 1. That tells you that no decision is absolutely wrong or right in itself but is largely determined by the circumstances surrounding each individual.

So if you are here and you are meant to marry a poor man and grow with him but u say no...you will reap what you deserve...if you are meant to marry a rich man but you have been blinded by the old village love of tales by moonlight then poverty will surely clear that love...

Once again decisions should be based on what's right for you. The kids above castigating the ladies who can't settle for a poor man must realise that it doesn't make them wh.ores or money lovers or whatever names you call them...a lot of boys here need to grow up

A lot of boys here are kids

Petyprincess:
capital NO!!

Why?

Is it cause he ain't shinning yet?

Firstorderwizard:


I don't spend on a lady cos of sex. I give freely and genuinely out of willingness to help.

I hope you give freely to all...by "all" I mean girls n guys, else ya nothing but a "axe lika"

When constructing a story, make a believable one.

I didnt read ya story beyond the age of ya sister. She's 25 and both ya parents r 43. Which means dey got married at 18.... that's just too much

Digmygold:


When you do i will pay for the surgery. Its rather an urgent one considering how critical your case is .:
Nigeria is too blessed to have numbskulls in it ;

You are blessed!

Admin9:


My turn to do what?

To swipe right

ODUNEWUWURA:

most of the times being a man is a life of previledge and honours.you get better looking as you grow older.your $perms dont expire or dry up till you die.white hair is sexy on your head. you can marry someone half your age without starting a riot. etc etc.

yet there are stinging bitter truths that we have not been spared from by the Universe or God.whichever you believe.here are a few unchangeable realities you will do well to understand and stop obsessing over or trying to fight coz you will only hurt yourself.

1.WOMEN MAY BE SH!T, BUT IF YOU TRY TO EXCLUDE WOMEN FROM SEX AND SEX AMONGST YOURSELVES GOD WILL ANNIHILATE YOU.

there is no written record where societies have been divinely destroyed because every woman became a wh0re.but we do have a record of cities that God ended because men had sex minus women.whenever men have sex with each other the anger of God is always kindled and justice delivered. which goes to show that God himself knew the purpose for which He created Eve for Adam- sex.and all sex must include her. or else.



2.YOU ARE DISPOSABLE.

this one stings exceedingly.history is one long road flowing with the blood of men who gave their lives for women.from the Titanic men who let women take the small boats and survive the sinking of the ship,to the 2 world wars that saw millions of men swept into oblivion to the legendary stories of Troy where whole armies were destroyed all for a woman; the message is clear: men your duty is to die for the welfare of women.and so in every catastrophy its "women and children first". and men last. in genocides men get killed and women taken away.boys get hacked to pieces and girls kidnapped. men are disposable. like diapers or pampers. even if a man dies another will come to take his place. after all it takes ONE MAN TO POPULATE THE WHOLE WORLD. so as long as men are more than one, they can be massacred,murdered and sacrificed and still humanity will go on. there are currently 8billion people in the world, with less than half being men,if 3billion men were to die today leaving less than a billion alive, still humanity will continue.in the greater scheme of things its the women who matter coz they are the gateway of entry for new humans.one man can impregnate thousands of women in a month.but if only 1 tenth of women remain humanity would be in danger of extinction.



3.YOU ARE WEAKER BIOLOGICALLY THAN WOMEN

sure a man can lift a heavier object than a woman.but thats only physical strength.its only muscle.but when we talk about real strength it belongs to women.the "survival of the fittest" type of strength, it belongs to women.from the womb girls are stronger.in times of famine and hardships male babies in the womb have been known to self-abort.it gets worse, when boys are born they die more than girls during infanthood and childhood.think back on the people you know that died as young children and you will realise most were boys.their systems are just weaker.women can endure far more than men can.



4.WHEN YOU ARE RAPED ITS A BLESSING

thank the beta losers who struggle to get laid for this one.after ages of thirst for sex any form of sex comes to be viewed as a gift.be it forced or consentual. its still desired and welcome to most males. and consequently good luck trying to report a rape at your local police station..."you should be thanking God" "most men wish for what you just experienced" are the responses you will likely get.not the openning of a docket



5.THE UGLIEST GIRL GETS MORE SEX IN A YEAR THAN THE MOST HANDSOME GUY WILL EVER GET IN HIS WHOLE LIFE

coz women control sex and men hunt for sex. thank Adam for this upset in balance.to illustrate it clearer imagine this: Davido can fvck any girl that sneaks backstage to meet him,no matter how ugly she is. but Yemi Alade will never fvck any guy that sneaks back stage to meet her,no matter how handsome he is.

or let me put it this way: an ugly woman will always find a man to get her pregnant but a handsome man will have to prove many things to a woman before she accepts to be his baby mama.its fvcked up.its coz women have standards.and they control the sex. thats the reason women never tell men the real number of men they slept with.coz that info would melt their minds. as a rule of thumb women will divide their number by 3. so if she says she slept with 10 guys in her life just multiply by 3 and get 30.thats closer to her true mileage. but men always multiply by 3. to make themselves appear to be Players.if a guy says he slept with 15 girls,just divide that number by 3 and get 5.thats closer to his mileage.it sucks.



6.YOU WILL ALWAYS GET A LONGER PRISON SENTENCE THAN A WOMAN FOR THE SAME EXACT CRIME.

there is something about jailing women for long periods that rubs judges the wrong way.maybe its the fact that they think their wombs will go to waste. but time and time again women have been proven to get far lesser sentences in jail than men.not only that, but they get parole amd pardons easier.nothing more to say.



7.THE MALES OF EVERY SPECIES DIE EARLIER THAN THE FEMALES

another one thats bitter like wormwood.closely linked to the point on the biological superiority of women.thats why more boys are born at any given time than girls.coz those pen!s-owners just dont last.nature has to over-supply to prepare for the coming easy deaths of men.in every species in the animal kingdom,humans included,males just kick the bucket earlier.sometimes due to their own stupidity( in becoming soldiers,criminals and their inability to walk away from fights) but most of the times coz their are not strong enough to live long. look around you.most old people are women. men have long since gone to be with the ancestors.



8.THE CHILDREN ARE THE MOTHER'S PROPERTY, NO MATTER HOW BAD A MOTHER SHE IS.

this hurts during divorce cases. and salt is added to the wound when men are refused access to their children.long ago it was the opposite. fathers owned the children. thats why when the young Jesus amazed the priests they asked " who is his father".coz it was the patriarchy at its strongest. the rule of the father. now its the matriarchy. the rule of the mother.and all men will be made to feel it. even if your babymama is a drug addict that cant stay sober for 5mins, still the court will decide she is a better mother than you even thou you never drank beer all your life. she is a woman after all. they make the babies.



kinda depressing hey gents? i know. atleast God is called a He. like us. wait!!! nuns in England once pertitioned the church to produce a Bible which refered to God as a She. demet. cant men have something to call their own in this world??

cheers

AS SAD AS THIS STORY IS, YOU ARE RIGHT.

GUYS THAT ARGUE WITH THESE ARE THOSE STILL FALLING UNDER THE SPELL OF A WOMAN

Admin9:
Good afternoon,

I have been dating this girl for about 2 months now and i love her dearly. I am heartbroken as i just came across my girlfriend's tinder profile with "hookup only" written on it.

I need advice on the best approach to confront her.

A friend of mine once said, SHE'S NOT YOUR GF, IT'S ONLY YOUR TURN.

Digmygold:


I know the difference because a wise man can see through a numbskull who spews trash to claim relevant. Have you found an imbecilic goat for the brain transplant yet? Once you do i will know because you will start to sound a little coherent to fellow goat brained individusls.

No, I haven't. And I ain't interested in ya kind. Best do us a favour....let this go, I'm tired of ya shit as F***

Digmygold:


Borrowing from an imbecilic goat will do because apparently that kinda brain is betrer than being a numbskull.

You have no feelngs nor emotions doesnt mean we all have to be like you.

You would know which brain is better, right?! I do fancy ya experience but I dont wanna live ya kinda life.

I dont want u to be like me, that's too difficult for you. Just don't do stupid, that shit is easier.

BlackShit:


'Profess'. Does it mean you don't really love her?

Some of you will just be using words you don't know the actual meaning .

Ya bad

Saneesk:
hi nairalander alphas there's this my course mate i started chatting with n i told her i want to tell her something if she's ready n she said yes she's ready tho i got nothing to tell but i luv her..... instead i postponed d telln her stuff 2 2mrw afta lectures now I'm stranded Cox I've already handed her my balls how do i fix things since its not late abi

YOU DON'T WANNA TELL U THAT YOU LOVE HER, NOT NOW ANYWAY....

WHEN NEXT YOU SEE HER, SMILE AT HER, Then whisper in her ears, "YOU CANT HANDLE IT "

Feel free to walk away....say nothing afterwards, explain nothing. Whenever u see her, always have a short smile on ya face while looking into her eyes. Dont go to her (u don't wanna look desperate), wait for her to come to u.


This will make her to think bout u... hope u can build from here?

Digmygold:


TVs,have no emotions. Humans do. Borrow sense.

Certainly not gonno borrow from u..... peeps like will keep coming back here to ask stupid questions, WE AT THE CHURCH, SHOULD I SAY I DO?

Skmoda360:
Ah......this must be a joke.......

I need a real source for this news....


Women are really trending this days with killings and maiming of men.....eyin iya mi oooo una dey try

Make una shun dem for una own safety,

"NO, PUNA IS SWEET!"

MonTaNa92:
I will make this a brief as possible.. I need ur honest advice pls.

I was into business when i met her some years back, i was doing fine and i needed some money to add up to take a very huge step forward in my business, i seek help from her and she refused to help me despite having the power to help.I never knew she has the money then, i just tried my luck, after about 2years, she confessed to me that, she doesn't want to help me because, i haven't gained her trust then.. I said fine, i let it go without using it against her..
My business suffered for it,and i was struggling again, doing some part-time salary work..

After some time, she told me about gaining admission into Polytechnic,with her expecting me to say i will help her blah, blah, blah, but instead i said God will see her through..
I never wanted to spend on a girls education not even when am not done with mine as well, especially for the fact that she has her two parents who are hale and hearty and my own both parents were late.. I was all alone..

Although, i used to give her money that are not much like 5k etc.. But, it's never enough, she will complain and i really hate complaining alot because am a man of few words and i got pissed off at such act.

So recently, i was in a financial mess and she has few cash with me, and i never knew she will need it anytime soon. Then suddenly, she said she will need the money the following day, It was very easy for me to get back the money but i just have to tell her this.. Babe, i have used this money o, but u never told me u will need it so soon,..
As if she has been expecting me to say this.. She flared up bigtime, i was dumbfounded, she said all sort of things to me, she was very disrespectful in her utterances, all diz she does via WhatsApp voicenotes.. I felt so bad.. I made her understand i will provide it back before the day she needed it.. Which i did..

She never wanted to believe she was wrong with her utterances, so i decided to send those voicenotes to her best friend and the girl was like.. And so what?even If i used her money, she is not supposed to react in such manner.. The girl also blamed me for using the money and i concur i was wrong, and i apologize already..

We ended the quarel and i told her i don't like d way she talks, she apologize, then another issue came up.. She was so quick to show more stupidity again with the way she talks, she keep doing this over and over again.. I don't think i can deal with this kind of attitude..

Mind u, this is a girl that has threatened to break up with me because i wasn't helping her financial issues all the time..For instance, she ask 10k, i may end up giving her 5k.. She knew i was struggling, but she never want to understand if i have all the money, i would have provided it..

We used to talk about marriage and all, but right not am not sure i can settle for this type of girl.. Not that i have another gf at the moment, but am loosing my feelings for her gradually.

Pls, ignore my grammatical blunders and all.. I need ur serious advice on this.. My love for her is dying gradually..

Some of you can ask some really funny questions oooo

You guys are not married, you've identified traits about her character you dont like.... And you are here in Nairaland asking WHAT SHOULD I DO?

you are like that brother that went to LG store to buy TV, you find out that the TV is black n white, you went outside to asked passerby If you should buy the TV..... BROS, THE THING MAKE SENSE?