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teddybarz:
The pesin wey buy am bread and pepsi no try


He for buy Her groundnut and zobo .

She lucky say no be pure water and ibo garri d guy serve am...

If this is sexual abuse, considering that both parties involved are likely teens, who should be held responsible for child abuse.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZRoI5zl65H/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

rex21:
Bro, you are the personification of the word charlatan. Why are you making assumptions for a story that was stated clearly.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

Did you read this part of the story. The villagers bought 100% of the monkeys. You are disgracing yourself with these your assertions bro.

ad hominem king!

rex21:
Nothing concern me with crypto, i was just going through the comments and i find this particular one very disturbing. I find it hard to believe that a homo sapien typed this thing. I find it difficult to imagine that you dont know that the merchant and his employee are both working together . Bros, abeg take down this comment, its highly lugubrious and very disgraceful

Dude the OP did not make any form of allusion to your statement in bold font and even if the merchant is colluding with the merchant the merchant will still be at loss because there will be some villagers who will set a limit to the amount of money they can invest in monkeys. This is a possible scenario. There are three villages A, B and C and there is merchant M. Merchant M has bought monkeys from Messrs A, B, C and paid 100 pounds per monkey, 200 pounds per monkey and 500 pounds per monkey at different points until the monkeys are all but exhausted. If there is a total 10000 monkeys and we have the following ordered pair of price and quantity by Messrs A, B, and C respectively A[(100, 1000), (200, 1500), (500, 1500)], B[(100, 800), (200, 1000), (500, 1200)] and C[(100, 750), (200, 1050), (500, 1200)] resulting Messrs A, B and C becoming 1,150,000 pounds, 880,000 pounds and 885,000 pounds richer respectively. This would mean that the merchant would have spent a total of 2,915,000 pounds buying monkeys. Now Mr Merchant announces that he will buy more monkeys for 1000 pounds per monkey and he puts the monkeys in the care of his assistant who decides to sell each monkey for 700 pounds per monkey, the only way the merchant breaks even if the villagers decide to collectively purchase 4165 monkeys (about 41% of the monkeys in the custody of the merchant). If the villagers, were tactful gamblers, they would have invested their new found wealth in other businesses and used part to keep playing the monkey game and if the villagers collectively purchased less than 41% of the monkeys the merchant will be neck deep in debt or go bankrupt.

This is one scenario where the logic behind the monkey story fails. This story is based on the assumption that the villagers will go all in to purchase all the monkeys the merchant originally bought. You can fool all the people sometimes and fool some people all the time but you cannot fool all the people all the time....so I again I ask you Mr wise man, who does the merchant typify?

CamusMidas:
You lack the wisdom to decipher a very simple analogical, because you it didn't confirm your bias; keep your bias aside and don't read it as an attack on what you stand for and maybe you could see the wisdom in it.

Your wisdom stops at the point you refuse to probe further...I basically asked a question based on the story and all I required was an intelligent response to the question and not another ad hominem response. Respond to the question posed in my comment. Attacking my person does not in any way prove or disprove my proposition.

Benrosaria:
Big man now I know the problem of a black man.


A black man never ceases to be stupid.

A white man created money for development but a black man relearnt money for the purchase of food.

Monkey business is what has been used to Bleep with the soul of a black man.

Homie wake up and understand that those monkeys are natural resource either to be eaten or used for development

You didn't answer the question posed by my response!

EastisBae:
Sense you no get. Shame you no get. So poverty and unemployment is what is turning Yoruba youths into skull miners?

There are more unemployed and poverty stricken people in the North, yet you don't see them going into skull mining en mass. Instead of advocating for enlightenment and orientation in the SW so that the misguided and ignorant youths will shun ritual killings you're here saying rubbish?!

...yea but they are going into kidnapping and insurgency en masse! The person you quoted has a valid point. If there is no hope for a graduate to get a job and lead a meaningful life what hope is there for those that are not educated? When you live in a society where fathers and mothers flaunt wealth without hard work what do you expect the children to learn. Poverty is a major driver of the crimes in Nigeria and our politicians love it because it makes the best of us their slaves, always available at politicians' beck and call in exchange for crumbs. Imagine a society where every youth is gainfully employed to the point that we have to recruit foreigners to fill up vacancies, where will politicians see babes for the night? Where will politicians see political thugs? Poverty has always been a tool of the political elite. Do you see politicians complaining about the spate of ritual killings all around the country? You can never see politicians complain because they also need human heads for their evil sacrifices and charms to win political offices, to win contracts etc.

FreeStuffsNG:
Mad man says "sense comes hour by hour".

Cryptocurrency itself is a fraud, Ponzi and financial mania.

It's monkey business
CBN is right, there's no stable coin anywhere It's all fraud!
https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22728253/tether-41-million-misleading-statements-fiat-currency-bitfinex-cftc

International fraudsters and scammers are feeding fat on the ignorance and greed of cunny sense folks


CBN should go extra step to protect our economy against the cryptocurrency fraud.
The banks are still enabling this fraud called cryptocurrency and the CBN can't continue to watch international fraudsters ruin our citizens.


In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this so you will know that Cryptocurrency is a monkey business fraud :
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.

According to an Oxford University researcher, "Cryptocurrency is a fraud worse than a Madoff stye Ponzi
https://www.ft.com/content/83a14261-598d-4601-87fc-5dde528b33d0

FreeStuffsNG appeals to you to "Please stay off the cryptocurrency fraud/scam."

Dude your monkey story is odd. Who in this world would like to be the rich merchant? The guy basically bought all the monkeys in the land only to lose it all to an employee! And not all the villagers will be worse off because those villagers who started buying the monkeys when they went for 100 pounds and were consistent would have gained 800 pounds per monkey they sold and if there are wise gamblers among them they would not have exhausted their 800x pounds in investing in the last purchase that turned out to be a scam. In the end some villagers would have profited insanely from a natural resource they did practically nothing to produce. In the end the real loser is not the villagers but the rich merchant. Now you used this analogy to describe investment in cryptocurrency, now who does the merchant typify?

abibshine:
I read this with a saddened heart

Thank you though

Nigeria is hard for most of us

It is sad indeed but we, yes we Nigerians, did this to ourselves. Unemployed Nigerians can come together, contribute funds, invest it, plough back profits, grow the business until its shareholders become millionaires...but most Nigerians are difficult to trust. With such an idea every unemployed Nigerian has an opportunity to contribute their mite and work towards financial stability but there is always that one Nigerian whose plan is to cart away with all the money to Seychelles or some other tax haven.

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Modified: thanks to everyone that showed interest!

BigBashiru:
Ur thinking too much none of that ever happens..... but it's up to u to live how you want.

Don't infect the rest of us with your negative mindset please.

Na so. When calamity hit you na you go carry ur lamentations come nairaland.

More shots on the way...If you have received only two shots you are no different from those who haven't been shot at all...and while we are still contemplating the new sub-variant in the US, news is coming out from Wuhan, sounds familiar, that there is a new variant of COVID called neo-COV and from their research of the virus it only needs one mutation, just one mutation, for it to jump species from bats to humans and attack human cells. The WHO is not asking why Wuhan, the ground zero for COVID-19, still have research institutions doing gain-of-function research involving bat corona-viruses. Very soon some idiot with a PhD in molecular genetics or microbiology will engineer the one mutation required for neo-COV to jump species and unleash it on the world. The neo-COV is estimated to have a mortality rate of 35%, that means out of 10 persons infected at least 3 people could die from it. Some satanic big pharmaceutical companies will be working on creating the vaccine for this neo-COV so that by the time it is unleashed and it has decimated a good proportion of the global human population they will be able to enslave whole countries and take the world back to the feudal times.

So for those who like receiving shots, get ready for more shots...

BigBashiru:
Well the system is broken... at this point, its survival of the fittest....for both guys and girls...

as for me, I believe in having multiple wives and girlfriends as a matter of risk management.

Risk management? One of those many wives can decide to share her cunt with a obsessive psychopath who finally hunts you and gives you a satisfying death. Dude you are not managing any risk, rather you are swimming in risk.

ashewoboy:
your reason.

Because 'BLUE' describes a color and it is not just a string of letters.

nwekeugochukwu:
Self-acclaimed relationship expert and sex therapist, Blessing Okoro Nkiruka aka Blessing CEO has offered an insight into why most men are still married, IGBERETV reports.

In a video shared on her Instagram handle, she stated that many men are still married because they have side chicks who fill the gap pending when they solve issues with their spouses.



Her Instagram post reads;


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZPmWOvqoGO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Watch her video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJfE-lZmhWc&t=339s

So Sidechicry is now a profession. A lady will submit herself to extensive usage by multiple married men and after retirement they will be look for an idiot to call husband. Their offspring will be part slut and part idiots thereby continuing the vicious cycle.

chigoziri2403:
Using a girl for money ritual to go and impress another girl

And by the time the money gets exhausted they will use the head of the girl they impressed...

Bacteriologist:
Coming after you just said too much knowledge isn't bad?

So the only knowledge that agrees with the belief you hold is the only knowledge that is important and the one we should pursue? Yea lol..it's called confirmation bias.




And these are the types of comments you make when all you study is what already agrees with you.

Science is always learning and acquiring new knowledge. The more we know, the better we can refine our old methods of thinking and our previous models. That's why Science will and constantly change.


You need more knowledge in other things.

Concerning the statement in bold font. You clearly did not read or understand my comment. I stated that there is no such thing as "too much knowledge" but you could idolize the act of knowing. If you moniker is an accurate description of you then I am sure that you are very well aware that with your knowledge you can create a bio-weapon with a kill-power triple or quadruple that of a nuclear weapon. If all you had was knowledge propelled by a manic desire to be rich you could culture a highly transmissible and destructive microbe that could bring the country to its knees and have them pay you tributes for a lifetime...this is why knowledge for the sake of knowledge or for the sake of other hedonistic reasons is vile!

Bacteriologist:
Coming after you just said too much knowledge isn't bad?

So the only knowledge that agrees with the belief you hold is the only knowledge that is important and the one we should pursue? Yea lol..it's called confirmation bias.




And these are the types of comments you make when all you study is what already agrees with you.

Science is always learning and acquiring new knowledge. The more we know, the better we can refine our old methods of thinking and our previous models. That's why Science will and constantly change.


You need more knowledge in other things.

If the statement in bold font is true then it is expected that scientists must entertain a good measure of skepticism and display generous amounts of humility enough to acknowledge that; what they know for now is based on the availability and veracity of the evidence, informed skepticism is absolutely necessary and they are not gods whose words are final.

You mentioned that the comments you referenced "are the types of comments you make when all you study is what already agrees with you". Can't you see how illogical that statement is? I mean why will I study what I know already agrees with my views? If I already know a thing why would I study it? Till today there is hardly any serious study investigating the factors responsible for serious health complications after taking the vaccine and If anyone dares say anything about the health risks that could result from taking the vaccines that person is immediately cancelled and banned. Is that science? As we speak countries/states with very high vaccination rates are also recording ridiculously high COVID cases (last time I checked New York, Israel and Turkey all have at least 60% vaccination rates yet they record at least 30,000 cases per day) and yet anyone who calls this out is a condemned as a conspiracy theorist. Is that science? Till today Pfizer, Astrazeneca and BionTech, after almost 2 years of conducting trials for vaccines that have been administered globally are contending with scientific voices requesting them to share the anonymized vaccine trial data. The FDA of the US is so reluctant to share the anonymized vaccine trial data that they offered to share it in 75 years time in 2097! Tell me, is this science? No, this is not science, rather it is madness.

Centuries ago Galileo was punished for announcing a different scientific thought and the demagogues masquerading as the church cancelled and punished him for doing so, today we have gone full circle because it is the so called "scientists" that are now calling for the cancellation and silencing of any form of scientific dissent to their now religious orthodoxy.

The British Medical Journal has decided to do the needful, which is by now, long overdue, by demanding that vaccine trials data be made public. Who would have thought that the FDA of the US would have the nerve to request a court to grant it 75 years to release data related to the vaccines.

It is this type of institutional and regulatory insanity that has produced hesitancy among rational people who refuse to be deceived by the COVID mass hysteria dispensed by some medical institutions and the mainstream media.

Source: BMJ demands immediate release of vaccine treatment data

Yea this is what was discovered by the Israeli authorities (Source here ). If the 4th shot does nothing against Omicron imagine what will happen when the next variant shows up. Soon enough some of us would have to be shot as much as 8 times to get some sort of protection from COVID.

Noah9:
I want to thank everyone for their advice and I really appreciate everyone involvement about the thread I created 2week ago. Here is the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/6933724/regretted-actions-please-me

Great people of this forum, honestly things have never been better ever since that incident and I wish our minds are like show glass so that y'all would see how sorry I am inside of me. I messed up and I'm really sorry.

5 days after I created that post above, My wife traveled with my daughter to her parents house to stay without telling me. Since that incident my wife haven't said a word to me, Not a single word. Sometimes I wonder if she's the same woman I married. I'm frustrated, incoherent and I'm losing my mind.

I've been good to her, I provide 85% for my family while she bring just 15% yet I don't complain, I'm romantic and good looking, since we married I don't keep female friends not to talk of cheating. Yet She denied me sex over 2 months without any reasons, that was why I acted that way and I'm so sorry.

On Tuesday here, My friend and I traveled to her parents house, they did not even welcome us well, I don't know what she must have told her parents but I explained myself, knelt down and asked for forgiveness.

She refused to come home with me, her parents were just starring at me like I'm some demon, I requested for my daughter but she refused to release her and I've already paid my daughter's school fees for the term. Her parents said they would register my daughter in a new school, that my wife need some space for now.

Please don't call me a weak man, I'm family oriented, I don't want broken home, if she needed some space that's not a problem, I can give her all the space in the world but let her come home. It's not proper raising a child in a broken home...I'm really losing my mind.

I faced query today at work because I traveled without informing my Boss which I know he won't allow me and I know how much would be deducted from my salary. what I'm going through now I can't wish my enemies and I wish I could turn back the hands of time. I messed up.

Beloveth Pls I need advice.

Are you sure another animal, place or thing hasn't been satisfying your wife? Are you sure her parents are fully aware of her shenanigans? Are you sure that your daughter is yours? Are you sure that woman you are begging for is your wife? I am just asking ohh.

After being caught flouting the very rules he enforced on the entire country the prime minister is now ending all COVID related mandates. Peaceful protests work.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyv64wD2dzM

PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu is playing the old style of politics , maybe it's because he is old and can't think well.

Nigerians are wiser now

This audio promises are olding days style of politics, it won't work .

Really? Are you sure Nigerians are wiser now? If Tinubu says free university of education, interest free loans for business setup for new graduates, etc are you sure gullible Nigerians will not herd themselves to the polls to perform another exercise in stupidity? And if you succeed in sensitizing others about the wickedness of this man do you think you can stop the touts, miscreants and area boys and girls who will in exchange for 5000 naira stuff ballot boxes all over the country? I am a Christian and I am supposed to believe that Nigeria is GOD's project...but no day passes that I don't feel tempted to say Nigeria is doomed. May GOD have mercy on Nigeria.

Righteousness2:
All I See on her is the radiation of the Glory of GOD.

Make up has damaged and re-damaged many of our sisters today.

The worst thing about it is how the devil has blinded their eyes to really see It.

The Word of GOD says you are Fearfully and Wonderfully made! Yet many wanna help GOD.

If the LORD opens your eyes to see what many of these things are, you will almost cut off your Head.

...but bro it may be a bit too early to make claims like the bolded because tomorrow that lady with all the nuclear radiation you are talking about could become the worst nightmare of that man she is wedded to...we should rather be sober and pray that both of them yield to the work of the LORD on their hearts and not become instruments in the hands of the adversary. Nowadays both men and women are getting married to their enemies disguised as brothers and sisters in the LORD.

BigBashiru:
Military rule is always fine - trust me. theres nothing wrong with military rule. if they remain in power for 40 years so what? As long as Mali becomes a great country in those 40 years, why does the length matter?

Yea...become great like which country? Which country has become great with military rule, hunnn!

Prospertochu:
I am married with three kids 2 years and 3 months triplets, my salary is 55k. I used to give my wife 20k, mother 10k, 5k for rainy days and 20k for myself transportation and other expenses outside my house.

My wife complained that the money was not enough I added 5k making it 25k monthly but she still demanding for more money and she has threatened to leave if I don't give her more.

I had no money to give her, my own mother was homeless staying in church and I couldn't stop giving her that 10k because she needed it. My wife used to fight me every single day and my uncle asked us to leave the family house as we were disturbing their peace and I was ready to let her go and I will be sending 25k for our triplets upkeep every month but for the sake of our kids we have settled down with 30k monthly leaving me with 15k.

So far, we have moved out of the family house, we are staying in a parlour and room house a brother from Canada gave us the place it is not permanent but it is better and we are very very grateful.

Like I said earlier my mother was staying in church, now we have a one bedroom house I have discussed with my wife for my mum to come and live with us and I will stop the 10k I was giving her and I will add it to her money making it 40k monthly, she has agreed.

Now that my mother is here with us, she started again with the 40k is not enough to feed all of us, note I don't eat breakfast, I eat lunch at work and in the evening I eat at home. She is only giving my mother food in the evening while she and my kids eat 3 Square meal a day.

I asked her why she is treating my mother so badly she said the economy is hard if she doesn't have she won't kill herself. I am sick and tired and if I have sorted things it was for the sake of our kids and now I am starting to regret. I am thinking from this month when I get my salary I will give her 30k and give my mother 10k to be cooking her own foods.

Is my decision good?

Your wife is your enemy! At this rate she will be your end. Sorry bro. You need to pray to God to help your marriage. In your condition only God can help you. If you are a Christian you need to start praying and asking God for mercy.

Africans are such amazing geniuses. The world needs to learn from Africans because they hold the key to rapid societal development. Boko Haram wants to Islamize the north so what do they do they slaughter every Christian (that could have become muslims) and slaughter every muslim that isn't muslim enough that they encounter. IPOB wants the actualization of the sovereign state of Biafra so what do they do they shut down Biafra and kill anyone preventing the effective shut down of Biafra. So now that abokis and yeebos are rapidly moving their regions to the permanent site only GOD knows how the yolobas will creatively and ingeniously move their region forward.

In a world where it is considered absurd to silence the voice of anyone in pain, it will barbaric, inhumane and evil to silence the voices of those whose lives were stopped, destroyed or erased after they took the life saver COVID vaccines.

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see video for more details: https://rumble.com/vqi7kh-new-website-for-covid-19-vaccine-injured.html

BigBashiru:
The junta is legitimate because after the coup, they announced the change of power on state television.

Yea...they will remain legitimate in 40 years time after they hold on to power for that long.

Ogbenia:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.africanews.com/amp/2022/01/15/mali-leaders-join-thousands-at-anti-sanctions-rally/

Foolish Malians protesting in favor of the military junta that will remain in power for another 40 years. Most Africans are so easy to use. Apes they say obey. The so called junta wants to be accepted as being legitimate so that they can continue the looting from where the previous administration stopped. This is the same Mali, that was home to Mansa Musa but it has become a shadow of a shadow like most African countries.

Some good news for the "weeders"... Some compounds in hemp have been shown to block COVID-19 from accessing human cells. (Source here )( for technical readers )

Armaggedon:
what is wrong with that?
Is Asaba not Igboland?

Did the idiotic "sit at home" shit extend to Asaba?