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EducationRe: Fynestboi Emerges OAU Students' Union Secretary General-elect by ehissi(m): 9:44am On Feb 18, 2017
Wait oh!! shocked

So fynestboi never still graduate. .......... undecided

Na waooooooh! Na E be say, Na football age go win am after graduation Oooooh, except E no wan find work.............. undecided
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And His London Visitors, By Dele Momodu by ehissi(m): 8:30am On Feb 18, 2017
"Mr Dele na my boy, Dele na my boy" - Davido
PoliticsRe: Meeting Of Southern Governors' Wives' Forum In Umuahia (Photos) by ehissi(m): 10:22pm On Feb 17, 2017
Jdesilentkiller:
Guy, you will never need medicated glass in your life.. That woman looks like a man or a Tranny
As in I think say na only me see am Oooh!! undecided

With her ayamatanga make up.............. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Meeting Of Southern Governors' Wives' Forum In Umuahia (Photos) by ehissi(m): 9:07pm On Feb 17, 2017
ezenna191:
What of the elegant Ebonyi First Lady?
Chooooooooooi!! shocked

Babe be like bros............... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple Recreates Barack And Michelle Obama's Photos by ehissi(m): 6:08pm On Feb 17, 2017
Am I the only one that noticed that the boys suit is looking Dapper compared to Obama? sad shocked
PoliticsRe: Meeting Of Southern Governors' Wives' Forum In Umuahia (Photos) by ehissi(m): 4:49pm On Feb 17, 2017
**Coughs**

And the winner of the most elegantly dressed governor wife amongst the fanstastic four goes to............................ grin

**OpensSealedBrownEnvelopeAndReadsName**

The Wife of the Governor and First Lady of Ogun State, Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. Olufunso Amosun.................. grin

Please Clap for her as she steps up to collect the remaining yam in Ogun state............................ grin

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................Eh kpate won fu naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.................................... angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A 7-Year-Old Girl Asked Google For A Job And Got A Reply From The CEO (Photos) by ehissi(m): 4:25pm On Feb 17, 2017
sorextee:
letter too blurry..
wetin she write abeg?
See wetin too much garri dey cause? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ijeoma Okafor Celebrates Her Birthday At Rumors With Tuface, DJ Jimmy (Pics) by ehissi(m): 3:00pm On Feb 17, 2017
Hiaaaaaaaaan !

I hope say this wan nor dey do cucumber Oooh....... undecided

Anyway, of what use is a cucumber, 2 baba is in the building, Enough is enough for cucumber. ........ angry
NYSCRe: Corpers' Place Of Primary Assignment In Ogun: Could This Be The Worst PPA Ever? by ehissi(m): 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2017
Na this kind remote village Ngwa, Anang and Kalabari people them fit use you take do Easter meat for night....... shocked

OP!! If na you dey this kind place, I suggest you find your square root sharp sharp.......... undecided

Otherwise............ lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Replies Kiibati Bankole: I'm Not Broke, This Has Nothing To Do With Money by ehissi(m):
This is proof. ........... undecided

Thunder fire this ngbatiiii Abi na kibati babe. ......... angry

With her opolo eyes............. angry

For her mind, opolo eyes na open eyes............ angry

But come Oooh. .... undecided

The real question is, did she pay freeze the initial advance as stated? huh

If she didn't, then why is freeze still talking , in short, where is that Thunder?


Oya lo gbe Daddy freeze wa............... angry
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce shares Nigeria's Unfortunate Reality Of "Change" by ehissi(m): 1:08pm On Feb 17, 2017
This land is not for sale, beware of 419, gifty, Dasuki and James Ibori..... undecided


Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again........... angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Absence Made Me Love V.P Prof. Osinbajo - Reno Omokri by ehissi(m): 1:01pm On Feb 17, 2017
What sort of Spiritual wickedness in high places is this one...... angry

So Reno wants Buhari to be doing 7 hours meeting, at the state house, make Aisha waka commot for #ZaOzaRoom go dey talk super story.....

Small meeting whey E dey do, Baba don enter London, we no know whether E don die......... undecided


Na the one whey go kill am finally, you want me E dey do ba?.......... angry

Lubbish. ....... lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: Picture Of The New Nokia 3310 by ehissi(m): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2017
sleeknick:
Yes grin
Then goan detect Buhari's Siren in the London, let's us know whia President Buhari is hiding. ......... angry
PhonesRe: Picture Of The New Nokia 3310 by ehissi(m): 12:05pm On Feb 17, 2017
sleeknick:
U be siren? angry
You be siren detector. ............ undecided angry
Travel AdsRe: Gifty Was A Hairdresser Before Big Brother Naija (Photos) by ehissi(m): 11:58am On Feb 17, 2017
alexandranature:
This calls for a WOW! That's all.
Woooooooow!
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu In 1983 Vs Tony Elumelu In 2003 Vs Him In 2016 (Pics) by ehissi(m): 11:56am On Feb 17, 2017
spartan117:
Nice one! Those ears though... lipsrsealed
See E ear like jimbo.......... lipsrsealed

Science/TechnologyRe: Crocodile Caught & Butchered For Meat In Port Harcourt(photos) by ehissi(m): 10:38am On Feb 17, 2017
What's all this eh......... angry

The other day, it was dolphin that they killed, no case....... undecided

Today now, see sweet crocodile belly whey I just miss........ angry

All these intercontinental delicacies just dey pass me by, eh....... undecided

Why is my case different. ........ cry
AutosRe: Peugout 406 For 350k by ehissi(m): 8:08am On Feb 17, 2017
Annruby:
a peugout 406 for sale @350k(negotiable)
colour - red
4 doors
at lagos mainland
call +2348181778069 for more info
Aunt Annruby, this motor no get interior or engine pisure, Abi the pisure follow Buhari travel go London. ......... undecided tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: "Nobody Wants To Sit Next To Tiffany Trump" At NYFW Show (photos) by ehissi(m): 7:57am On Feb 17, 2017
Unfortunately, it only goes to show the kind of people they are.

Isn't it awkward, that the same set of people behaving like this call the Trumps racist and discriminatory by nature/comment? undecided

You never know what you are capable of, until situation/circumstances cause you to act your true nature.

If I were her, I will count this all but the price of greatness. If this is the price I have to pay for a father of mine to get an opportunity to make America a better country, then I pay it gladly by faith believing that time will only vindicate and tell us who the true racists are..............
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Will Not Speak To Nigerians From London – Femi Adesina by ehissi(m): 9:09pm On Feb 16, 2017
stephnie1:
I stand With PMB
So in 2017 you are using a Private Mail Box, when you can simply use email............. angry

What a pity....... undecided
PoliticsRe: What Is The Fastest Way To Rise In Rank In The Nigerian Army? by ehissi(m): 8:59pm On Feb 16, 2017
aycoded1:
oga esissi please, i have an OND and am about to join the army, in service after further my education and later came with a certificate, can i tender it for commissioning and how fast is that going to be? and can i apply for SSC?
Chaaaaaaai! Esissi don suffer for ya phone. .. grin

You can definitely join the army with your OND. If you are successful, you will assume the rank of Corporal when you pass out.

But, furthering your education will require that you take permission to go to school; else you may have problems, especially if you are posted in the middle of a Semester.

Plus, if you school without permission from your commander, you may have problems mustering your academic qualifications or updating your academic records within your file.

As for joining DSSC while in the service, yes it is very possible. But it is twice as difficult, plus the lowest number of years I have ever seen anyone spent in the service and join DSSC is 10 years.

Note also, that the number of years you serve as an officer, if you eventually join DSSC within the service will reduce, as they must take account of the number of years within the Service already. What does this mean?

Let's say, you join as a corporal with your OND, and gain a HND or BSc and then spend 12years as an NCO or a soldier before you eventually were successful as a DSSC officer/applicant . Assuming you have 30 years to spend within the service, the 12years you spent as a soldier will be taken into account, meaning you have just 18 years left to serve as an officer.

That's why I usually don't advice people to join as NCO or soldiers, but if you join, bare in mind that it may not be as rosy as you expect. It pays bills, yes.

For me, if you must be an NCO by fire by force - considering the high level of unemployment in town, I recommend the Airforce first, second Navy, Army last.

Airforce is my constituency so permit the bias. Army na complete rugged jungle, compared to airforce which is for gentlemen. Plus the general conditions of service in airforce - rugged as it is to be an NCO - are more bearable as you excel in rank or appointment than the army.

After them, Navy.

By the way, NCO means Non-Commissioned Officer. It just a fancy word they give to soldiers. Sometimes they are called other ranks........
PoliticsRe: How FG Fuelled Buhari's Death Rumour - Niran Adedokun by ehissi(m): 10:00am On Feb 16, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Buhari: "I'm Grateful To Nigerians For Wishing Me Good Health" by ehissi(m): 8:04am On Feb 16, 2017
That's the disadvantage of taking selfie everywhere, it can be used against you tomorrow.

This pictures were taken in 2015, based Intel from Buharis Facebook account..........

The real question is, what is the Presidency hiding?

PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Saraki And Dogara In London (Photos) by ehissi(m): 8:03am On Feb 16, 2017
This particular photo was taken in 2015, based on Buharis own Facebook account. .......

RomanceRe: This Is To My Fiancé Who Felt Today Was The Best Day To Break Up With Me by ehissi(m): 12:33pm On Feb 15, 2017
kateskitty:
cry cry cry cry cry

I'm not gonna bore anyone with the details but he logged into my Facebook account and saw I have been chatting with some random guy.
But what broke the camels back for him was that I initiated the chat with the guy by saying "Hello handsome"

cry cry cry cry cry
Ah!! shocked

Is he that ugly......... undecided

RomanceRe: #WeMetOnTwitter Is Trending And The Photos Are Adorable by ehissi(m): 12:05pm On Feb 15, 2017
dacblogger:
The time has come for me 2 open up to my nairaland crush... grin,enough is enough.
When menopause has finally turned your name to #Duro......... grin
EventsRe: Bridegroom Breaks Down In Tears While Wedding His Longtime Girlfriend. Photos by ehissi(m): 8:01pm On Feb 14, 2017
ToriBlue:
The bride's forehead can pound fufutongue.
cheesy

What kind of wicked evil Spirit are you operating......... grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Trump Silent On Phone Conversation With Buhari by ehissi(m): 11:28am On Feb 14, 2017
nrexzy:
So he should announce. He had a convo with PMBhuh? Nigerian shaaa una wahala plenty pass u...
But he it was announced the Convo would take place in the first place Abi?

Isn't it fitting that such a Convo would have been affirmed if it in fact took place, considering that it is a matter of state?

Plus, trump has always announced/acknowledged details of his calls, unfortunately Buhari's and Zuma ' case is different........ undecided
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth & Wife Slay In London, As She Rocks A Hot Mini Gown (Photo) by ehissi(m): 8:43am On Feb 14, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Murtala Mohammed Assassinated On February 13th, 1976 by ehissi(m): 8:54pm On Feb 13, 2017
This article should clearly answer the silly questions some Nigerians ask on why some top government officials walk around with so much security........

It's not like they are afraid of the people, it's the people the people are afraid of that is the problem,..............
BusinessRe: FG, BOI Frustrate Yes-P Scheme As Participants Share Sad Experiences by ehissi(m): 8:02pm On Feb 13, 2017
maasoap:
You can easily pass your message without sounding political, simple.
Not to the type of comment I quoted...........

In any case, that was in response to an even more baseless and hyper - political and totally rude and insensitive comment.

Not that its wrong to sound political, but in the context of that comment, it was targeted in a rude and hateful manner; a total disconnect from the topic of the thread which was just to ventilate grievances for a poorly implemented program that was impacting negatively on their pocket........

Plus, what you call "Sounding political", I call "Sarcasm"; as far as my comment goes .

So, go figure........... undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by ehissi(m): 7:02pm On Feb 13, 2017
PassingShot:
Some people are just born stupid. I mean plain stupid!

You wanted us to believe the president is dead or bed-ridden and incapacitated, and now that Trump has called him against your wish and prayer, you still want voice or video recording!

A year old baby knows that certain things cannot be claimed, if they didn't in fact occur. One of such is the conversation between two world leaders.

Some morons on Twitter still doubt the call despite Garba Sheu constant tweeting his tweets to @realdonaldtrump and @POTUS. How useless can one be!

Wailing zombies should wail with sense now!
I don sharp sharp screen grab this ya comment, so that when trump/white house deny the call; I go use am take remind you.

Hope say you no go vex........... grin

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