₦airaland Forum

FakeNEWSevryday:
whaaaaaaat? The first pictures tho

Like Pancake house of Horror

Bump.............

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............no be order again Baba dey order. I think baba be wan give order for Niger delta issue tobe resolved. Now na vow e dey vow!!

Its alright.......

Still very much available.

Going!!

Bump

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

Probably in another hotel

Still available

Thanks for your enquiries/patience. Keep the calls coming.

blackpanda:
Very silly useless lies!

First of all u and oshiomole are not in the same party. Not to mention this ridiculous lies will mean gej supported opposition as against the pdp candidate in edo

Its like pdp is getting more desperate with their lies these days

Keep kwayet first and verify if you are not sure of the information you are spewing. Ikimi was a nominee and candidate for National Chairmanship of the APC and was ousted by the current Chairman Oyegun.

His ouster is what he refers to as "betrayal" by Oshiomole.

You can also contact me on whatsapp. The car interior and engine, very very clean.

I will let your Mechanic decide if its buy and drive.......but I can say that this car is buy and drive.

It won't be here long, so first come, first serve.

akinola1384:
more pics

Done

More pics

This car comes with a fully functional chilling AC, Alloy rims, Fabric interior, power windows, power mirrors, airbags, FM/CD player, gear, legs and shocks all functional and ok.

It a car you will love. Fuel consumption is low and it has a 4 plug engine. Spare tire, jack, it's the car I guess someone is waiting for, so why wait further.

Location is Lagos, Maza-Maza to be precise (that's opposite FESTAC first gate)

Contact for enquiries............first inspect, first come, first serve...............

Apologies for the poor pix. The Sun wasn't helping matters.

CindyeMerAld:
i have 2 admit, the traditional marriage i attended yesterday at ehime- mbano has got 2 be the worst trad ever


imo state pple dnt just know how to entertain, we literally had 2 beg for can water... food is not even involved, i had to travel a long distance 2 attend dt wedding and i was treated like trash.. literally

on may way back 2 my base,there was no straight bus to my destination, had to enter like 6 diff cars to get home...i vowed not to sleep in imo cos my dad always warned me abt imo state pple and how terrible they act#no offense#...... am close to the bride buh i felt like someone that came uninvited... my main vex was juz the funds i wasted attending the wedding..the mum demanded 4 a huge amt of money as bride price, i was so disappointed
imo state, una fall hand sha... the first impression was terrible.. vowed not to go to imo state again....
imo state indigenes come and defend yaselves....

A few questions, out of My 21 questions which dey baffle me the way some Nigerian gals (no) dey reason life;

Why did an igbo bride share aso-ebi for an Imo state wedding or is Imo now a yoruba state??

Why invite people to travel to your traditional wedding as guests only to treat them as pests, were you expecting them not to feast and celebrate with you or did you want the joy of having them beg for food/water at your wedding in your father's house??

When the bride was busy sharing asoebi and inviting "pests" from all around different umunnas around the country, did she actually have a plan to entertain invitees in her father's house or did she leave that job to the groom as well??

At a time when Rivers, Anambra, Enugu and Abia state boys and gals are wedding up and down the place, why put yourself in a motor going to Imo state for traditional wedding without putting 2 Spare gala, One satchet of funtime coconut chips, one bottle of lacasera plus one small bottle of eva water (or even pure water) in your bag for personal moral support in case of emergency!!?? Why?? Hmmmmmmmm...........Why??

Why the bride allow - without any form of protest - for her parents to charge a #100k for dowry?? Is she a walking real estate or fresh piece of property from lekki or alausa or just another priceless work of art to be "hung".................in his gallery??.......................

I just tire for how some human beings dey reason sef??

mrkayusfit:
Even tho the policy sounds elitist, it's a welcome development. We all envy the progress of the Western world but we frown at policies that can make our society be like theirs. No street hawker in London, nobody sells sausage in newyork traffic. I think it's time people start realizing that lagos is like a country in Nigeria where other vices in other states will not be tolerated. Nigeria has 36 states and as a citizen you are free to live in any of the remaining 35 States if hawking is your destiny. Most people living in Lagos have no business there. Most Nigerians see lagos as a greener pasture or mini London hence they relocate there with little money and resources with which they can thrive in more economic friendly cities to suffer for nothing. How do you explain youths leaving the southeast en-mass with the hope of selling gala and lacasera in traffic all in the name of living in Lagos? How do you explain northerners leaving there states only to come to lagos with the hope of begging and sleeping under bridges? Go back to your state if you can't cope with the directives of the lagos state government. For the fact that your parents raised you to become a doctor through selling wares on the streets doesn't make Street hawking right. No sane society allows such menace to thrive. If the hawker that was crushed by a BRT bus happened to be your family member, i guess you won't fault this policy. Living in Lagos is not by force, go back to wherever you come from.

At least sausages/hot dogs/papers are sold on the sidewalk even in newyork!!

No be the same ambode whey buy roasted corn for road na dey ban trading.

E fit be say na hawking whey e mama use take train am oooh!! Whey e dey government house dey talk rubbish.

Make all the traders chill till 2019 jare! As e take do okada na so e go take do una for election weather.......

Oga Falana should stop telling political lies on altars raised by the APC..........The AGF is a minister and all ministers and their Boss, Mr President are answerable to the National assembly - so says Nigerian law.

Plus, the EFCC can only freeze the account of a sitting governor on the strength of a court order. Anything other than that, is an illegality and abuse of power.

Plus when did Prof Ihonvbere become a dogged fighter for democracy in Edo state?? Before he left PDP or after he joined APC??

And isn't this the same falana that joined 13 SAN's to defend Buhari's excuse for a certificate that he presented to INEC??

Gani Fawehimi would roll in his grave if he ever heard this coming from falana - APC money don dagbaru/rewire the way whey e dey think!!

babadee1:
OP, are you seriously saying you don't know it is a criminal offense to use public funds for party activities? The issue here is not whether GEJ gave Metuh the #400 million for an assignment. The issue is where did the money come from?
EFCC has traced that money to the office of the NSA from funds budgeted to buy arms to fight Boko Haram. Spending govt money on PDP campaign activities is a crime. And don't tell me APC also did it cos two wrongs do not make a right.

Please be Objective, if your rich brother give you a car as a birthday present and then 6 months later; the EFCC come to arrest you for using stolen public funds to buy a car, what do we call you??

A thief?? The man was paid to render a service and he did, he wasn't accuse of stealing money but money believed to be stolen was linked to him, why no deal with the thief; if truly the money was stolen??

Do market women, fuel attendants and bus conductor question your source of money when you pay for services??

Party/political sentiments aside, be objective.

omojoshy:
Na Buhari cause am?


Very soon, when Rain no gree fall, people go still drop the blame @ Buhari's door steps.


When the past regimes were busy SHARING the Excess Crude Oil money, nobody cares about the future.

Now that most states can not pay salaries, Buhari is the scape-goat.

So Jonathan na e make states no fit salary? Hmmmmmm..............na waoh!!

So can we also argue that it is also because of Jonathan that some states are not owing salaries??

Just asking Oooh; because na everyday person dey learn...........

fuelsaver:
menstrual pad as you called yourself I
if you have no need of this vehicle why can't look away. Did I send it specifically to you? must you comment on every thread? Haba?

Except there is something awkward about your car that you don't want him to expose to novices in the auto section or better still you don't like people commenting on your thread/topic in a public forum like Nairaland, please switch to 2go. Biko

Afterall to market car here is not by force...........................................................highest you dispute his claim about the crankshaft/engine issue, chikenan.

That was how one fellow on Nairaland here, directed me to one stolen 05 pathfinder, with dead engine and called it buy and drive.............................

1hour every 2 weeks

location is lagos

Endtime river turning to endtime grazing reserve for endtime cows led by end time fulani herdsmen.............................
As Ogun state governor nor gree release land for grazing reserve na e the river provoke produce grass.

Oya fulani Oooooooooooh!! Food for cow don come........................

autodexter:
Chrome wheel,leather interior,open roof,v6 engine with super transmission,factory fitted Ac
Price =480k
09050508189

what do I need to fix in this car? is the AC working?? What of the shocks and the engine??..............plus send me pictures of the engine and interior ehidiamenigue01@yahoo.com

Wetin concern Nkonjo Iweala or Jonathan or Yaradua or even obasanjo with decision of 1992. The last I checked, Babangida was head of state in 1992 naaaaaaaaaaaaah. Why are zombies so brain dead like this sef .

If na to shout corruption corruption, them sabi; tell Baba Buhari make e bring e certificate nko Them no sabi that one oooh, na 13 SANs na e go help them defend am. Rubbish.................................

The change government and verification sef....................................... . Na Buhari certificate I for like make them verify. Mumuscos

I was wondering, what will it cost a fellow Nigerian to buy a brain box for a Benz. Its an S600, v12 engine, 2001 model..................................................................biko!!! Gazzuzz et. al, I appreciate the moral support

olumalcolm:
U guys had beta stop wailing cos presentation of d cert wont reduce d price of petrol,it wont mk a dollar equal to 1 naira,it wont improve d economic situation,it wont stop avengers frm bombing pipeline,it wont reduce d price of tomato. Even ur so cald doctor ebele jonathan could nt improve our standard of living. Lobatan. Pls stop wailing.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

PastorAji:
you people fail to discover one of the registered [size=18pt]AND OFFICIAL WAILER - TONYEBARCANISTA [/size]

Greatest of the greatest of the greatest..........................................

Mcowubaba:
Off point....
Ogbeni, where is Buhari's Certificate, are you with it
Did he mistakenly use it to wrap Suya?
Did he use it as tissue paper during his Military training in the bush?

Nor mind Aisha, she mistakenly use am go toilet for Daura ...............................................

EternalBeing:
My question to PMB is that where is it?!!! I don't care a hoot about his WAEC Cert, but where is the promised 5k monthly stipends that made my cousins to stand a whole day in hot Sun just to vote PMB. Help me ask him, where is it?!!!

it was in the padded budget Oooooh!!! Unfortunately, the budget is now unpadded!!!

OduduaDefender:
This nitwit is a Northerner disguising as Yoruba.

My Friend, to call that fellow a nitwit is an insult to nitwits where-ever they maybe in Aso rock.

mousco:
Guy see ursef .... Hauwei oyibo na oyibo?

How much dem worth?

Wen oyibo dey companies like Siapem, Intels n Julius Berger how many dem don kidnap

Stop painting Niger Delta black, we r feeding the nation

Well...........like my fellow Niger-delta padi will say; fake oyibo (Lebanese and chinese people) is better than albino!!!