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mousco:You dey find free oyibo whey Niger Delta Avengers go kidnap ba? |
colli247:The rocket scientist whey dey build multi-million naira website and the Rabbit of Ubiama whey build world class mono rail for Rivers state whey no dey go anywhere....................abeg talk better thing Jooooor!!! ![]() |
agabasam:Leave the Mumu!! That money no reach buy a quarter of Banana Island, not to even mention Lagos Island, mainland and suburbs in Lagos!! That man get home problem. ![]() |
darlenese:Proudly 1%!! ![]() |
EgunMogaji:Chaaaai!!! Egbo nor good Oooh!! See wetin Oshogbo weed dey cause!! ![]() Where is Buhari when you need to technically save a fellow!!?? ![]() |
histemple:Because he knew that he had no WASC but wanted to be recruited into the army that year - even though he had registered for it - he got a letter of recommendation from his school principal and used it for recruitment in lieu of that WASC. But he never went to back to sit for the exam. University of cambridge which organised the WASC said only Buhari can give permission for his certificate to be released - inspite of many formal appeals by civil society groups to release it. And Buhari refused to write them to release it. Which made this lawyer come to the conclusion that Buhari didn't sit for WASC. Wait but, does it now mean he stood for it since he didn't sit ![]() All these Olodo President sef whey dey fear paper............. ![]() |
aloziedaya:Bros! Bros!! ![]() You don't test the depth of a well or a river with your two feet; lest you drown!! You first look for house and take a break of 6 months in Nigeria and see how far; then you will now know whether garri and sand sand na the same thing!!! At least you will be able to do an on-the-ground assessment. Besides I won't advise you relocating just like that. Try bringing your family for short breaks/vacations say like a month, for at least 3 times a year and if they luv it; then it would be easier for them to adapt to our socio-economic environment as opposed to just bundling them like that. Meanwhile, I also need your advise on how to relocate abroad!! I hear that this change government/president's jurisdiction no reach there!! Abeg tender ya advise!!! Biko!! ![]() |
Now that is a very black girl..................................... ![]() |
very very soon, Buhari will order the economy to improve. |
Abeg who know this guy, make them warn am make e go pull that short knicker and go and pay all the gbese whey e dey owe workers now now!! People need to cook stew put for house!!! ![]()
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stephenduru:The members of that unit patrolling those waters maybe amphibious, but that gun boat is not. There is absolutely nothing amphibious about that boat........OP please change your thread title............it's a lot safer than having to explain yaself. |
alfred5:Less than four months into his tenure, Governor Obiano even increased workers salary.........nor mind OP!! He is still a learner....... |
If Jonathan is the reason why states like Edo State cannot pay salaries, is he also the reason why states like Lagos and Anambta can pay salaries?? I am actually very curious because I actually watched governor Obiano of Anambra State on TV declare increase in Minimum wage less than a year into his tenure.....................at a time when Oshiomole couldn't pay Salaries. |
scribble:Heey, My Friend! Why all this insult? Are you trying to offend dullards?? |
What i see here so far in the comments here a war between facts and fiction, malicious debate and reason. A man makes statements giving fact with clear timelines, you don't disprove the facts, don't disprove the statements, just get out of here, that is all you know. Yet when the government of the day is constructively criticized, you will call it hatred. Reno Omokri once said that in the last one year 1.5million Nigerians have lost their Jobs; I said he's a bloody liar. 1.5million?? Na so you like Jonathan reach, but then he asked not to be quoted that the statistics came from the Nigeria Bureau of Statistics.....now that shocked me.......government agencies are usually in favour of their employers (in the case of NBS) Federal government. Meaning it is also possible that the figure is underplayed, for NBS to say 1.5milkion Nigerians are sacked is no joke. For the record, Google NBS, they have a website, all the information is there for Nigerians to behold. The President of the Abuja Chamber of Commerce and Industry said that 2 months into Buhari's tenure, 50,000 people lost their jobs in Abuja. Reno said Virgin Atlantic left Nigeria.......gerrahia mehn......ok, try and book a flight to Newyork from Lagos on Virgin Atlantic and see if anything happens. Airfrance is leaving, Qatar air is leaving, British airways are saying if FG policy is remain restrictive, they too will leave..... Everybody simply says, 16years of PDP, Oil isn't selling like before, treasury is empty, Nigeria is broke.......but according to the same NBS.......For much of 2012 -2014, Oil accounts for only 15% of our GDP..............the real money is inTelecomms, construction, consumer products, service industries and technologies and that was how we were marked as the largest economy in Africa......take note we didn't mark ourselves. The only challenge for now is that oil is the quickest source of Foreign exchange. It has continually been our steady source of income, but not the only possible income. Unfortunately as well, we are an import based economy, the biggest mistake from the start was adopting a restrictive foreign exchange policy and selling the President as the man behind the policy that sent everybody out... Diamond bank today has allegedly sacked 400 but In-house staff swear by everything they own that it was a thousand that were sacked. Zenith have already done 1200, First bank 1000, FCMB shut down 40 branches across the country..... All this tied to a poor FX policy which must be reviewed else Buhari no go fit hide again ooooooo |
President Buhari’s Federal Excuses Council MAY 30, 2016 On January 22, 2016, I tweeted a joke which went viral. I had said that at meetings of the Federal Executive Council, the minister of information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, would address members and say ‘turn to your neighbour and say, neighbour have you blamed Jonathan today’! Yes, it was a joke, but like most good jokes, it had and still has a basis in reality! The President and his ministers appear ill prepared for office and the evidence of this is their inability to take responsibility for the situation of things in Nigeria. Was it not John Burroughs who said “a man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else”? Those words should be embossed on a plaque and placed in a very prominent location at the Council Chambers of the Presidential Villa. Seeing this admonition weekly may help members of the Federal Executive Council take responsibility and stop acting the victim. For example, Nigerians were shocked when the minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said in December of 2015 that the Jonathan administration, which had left office six months ago, was responsible for the biting fuel scarcity the nation was and still is grappling with. That statement by Mr. Lai Mohammed is a classic case of psychological projection (a psychological disorder characterized by a patient defending himself against his own unpleasant realities by denying the existence of the reality while at the same time blaming another for it). And it gets worse. It is bad enough that this administration refuses to take responsibility for its own failures, it also wants to take credit for the success of others. In a treatise bothering on megalomania, the publicity and communications team of President Buhari’s office claimed the implementation of the Treasury Single Account (AKA TSA) as the major achievement of the first 365 days of the Buhari administration. But for a government that prides itself on anti-corruption, that statement, fraudulent as it is, is dishonest and ‘fantastically corrupt’! First of all, the Treasury Single Account WAS NOT an idea of the Buhari administration and secondly the present government DID NOT initiate its implementation. The TSA was conceived by the Jonathan administration and there was to be a staggered implementation because from an expert point of view, it was thought that if all Federal Government funds were suddenly pulled out of the commercial banking sector in one fell swoop, the shock on that sector would be so immense that it would trigger job losses and perhaps bank failures. It was thought that a gradual implementation would allow banks recover such that the baby would not be thrown out with the bath water. Enter the Buhari administration which, in a hurry to claim credit, did not tread with caution, but in one fell swoop forcefully withdrew all Federal Government funds with the threat of sanctions to non compliant banks. Rather than claim this as an achievement, this administration should chalk this one up as a big failure because in their rush to implement something that should have been gradual they have unleashed an unintended consequence on the banking sector such that Nigerian banks over the last year have shed something like 50,000 jobs. As a matter of fact, the pro-Buhari Leadership Newspaper had as a major headline on September 12, 2015, ‘Banks Begin Massive Sack Over Treasury Single Account’! Yet, even as the reality of their rushed action stares them in the face, a Presidential spokesman has the nerve to accuse former President Jonathan of lacking the will to implement the TSA! And the excuses continue! In order to explain away its lackluster performance, various ministers and mouthpieces of the current administration have been touring media houses blaming the precarious state of the economy on the refusal of the Jonathan administration to save for the rainy day when crude oil prices were high. In fact, President Buhari himself said “In the First Republic, more enduring infrastructure was built with meager resources. But in the past 16 years, we made a lot of money without planning for the rainy day.” But even as this administration is set on revising history, it should not be forgotten so soon that the Jonathan administration met about $6.5 billion in the Excess Crude Account, ECA, and increased it to almost $9 billion by 2012. However, the Nigerian Governors Forum, using their influence at the House of Representatives, had gotten that August body to declare the Excess Crude Account illegal in 2012. So excruciating was the pressure from the NGF and most notably from the then Rivers state Governor, Rotimi Amaechi, for the Jonathan administration to end the Excess Crude Account and the Sovereign Wealth Fund and instead share the funds in those accounts amongst the three tiers of government that they approached the Supreme Court, to challenge the legality of the Excess Crude Account and Jonathan’s decision to transfer $1 billion from that account to the Sovereign Wealth Fund. Working in tandem with Amaechi and his supporters in the NGF, the then minority APC members of the House of Representatives approached a Federal High Court on the 7th of February, 2014, for a perpetual injunction restraining the Jonathan administration from operating the ECA and to pay all the proceeds of that account into the Federation Account for sharing amongst the three tiers of government. So it is quite clear that President Buhari made the accusation he made on April 4th, 2016 without cross checking the facts or consulting history. If the President is not happy that more funds were not saved in the Excess Crude Account, he should call a Federal Executive Council meeting and ask members to get up and point accusing fingers at his ministers of transport and Power, Works and Housing. In the last 365 days, the most consistent thing that has emanated from the Federal Executive Council is blames, excuses, finger pointing and a refusal to accept responsibility. As at last count, the President and his ministers have excused their inability to stem the economic tide, fully defeat Boko Haram, provide jobs for Nigerians, maintain the availability of petrol, fix roads and improve power on the previous administration. The funniest thing is that just as the media team of the Buhari led Presidency was reeling out its achievement in office on its first anniversary, two state governors were also doing the same thing. The shocking thing however is that if you get the list of achievements released by Rivers state Governor, Nyesom Wike and Lagos state Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, and compare them with what has been released by the Presidency, the shocking verdict is that in terms of tangible achievements, like roads built and houses constructed and public infrastructure, both of these states have individually outperformed the Federal Government! Do not take my word for it. Google their released anniversary documents and compare and contrast them by yourself. Ignore such silly and intangible achievements included in the Presidential list like ‘motivated the military’ and ‘no more road blocks and curfews’ (believe me, the President’s team listed these as his achievements!) and focus on tangibles like roads constructed or hospitals built etc and it becomes clear to even the most brainwashed Buhari supporter that both Lagos and Rivers individually beat the Federal Government hands down. Both Wike and Ambode took over from predecessors that did not really support them and who left huge debts and a high monthly wage bill, yet despite these seeming obstacles, both of them have proven the adage true that you will either find a way or you will find an excuse. And for those who are saying that it is not realistic to expect a new government to achieve much, let me remind them that in his first year in office, former President Jonathan did not deliver excuses or blames. In fact in his first year, former President Jonathan revived the Nigerian Railway Corporation and for the first time in decades the Lagos to Kano rail services commenced in 2012 at a cost of ₦1500. He also built nine new universities including the only federal university in Katsina state where President Buhari hails from. Inflation reduced from 10.2% to 9.4% in his first year and remained at single digits throughout his tenure. Average Life Expectancy increased from 47 years to 52 years (according to the UN). In the same period he also launched the NigeriaSat-2 and NigeriaSat-X satellites to expand Internet Bandwidth and provide early warning to prevent natural disasters as well established the Automotive Development Fund amongst others. Many Nigerians must be wondering that if the Jonathan administration was as bad as the Buhari government says it is, then how come he had to leave office before they started experiencing double digit inflation, negative economic growth rate and ‘budget padding’? In conclusion, the word ‘execute’ means to carry out or put into effect something. When you have a body of men and women who are not carrying out anything, it is hard to see how you can honestly call them a Federal Executive Council. What are they executing? Put it this way, are you an executive if all you do is execute excuses? Reno Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/president-buharis-federal-excuses-council/ |
RichieDaVinci01:When the government of the day chooses to withdraw subsidies on fertilizers and pesticides, won't it blame the current problem on lack of tomatoes on Tomato Ebola?? They say they want to diversify into agriculture, but they are selling the River Chad Basin development project, withdrawn subsidies on agriculture. Na God just save Jonathan say na Tomato Ebola, if not them for say na Jonathan corruption na e kill tomato for farm........ ![]() For your information, a basket of tomatoes whey be #3,000 -#3,500 once upon a time now na #42,000 for north, I never even talk about Lagos....... |
DMeanMan:Wait Oooh!! An agency that belongs to the Federal government gives figures and I should not believe it Personally I believe that as an agency of government, that the NBS is bound to have a bias for its employers - the Federal government in this case - and may even be underplaying the figures.....Wetin you dey talk sef?? Are you aware that Virgin Atlantic has left the country?? Air France is leaving, Qatar air is leaving, British airways has notified Nigerians of their intention to leave if Federal government doesn't review its restrictive foreign exchange policy(the implication of this move, coupled with the current rate of the Naira is that Nigerians will no longer have direct flights to London and the cost of traveling to London may triple )............2 months into this administration, the President of the Abuja chamber of commerce and industry stated that 50,000 people have lost their jobs in Abuja alone largely due to the restrictive FX policy of Buhari.......3 days ago FCMB shut down 40 of its branches across the country -which translates to 1000 people losing their jobs - Zenith bank sack 1200 people, First bank sacked 1000, Ecobank sacked 50% of its executive management staff....... Go and do your research, you will find that unemployment in this country has increased since Buhari chose to tamper with FX |
OLADD:Are you sure?? No be Fulani cattle rearers be e first constituency!!?? |
DMeanMan:My brother, according to the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics, in the past 1year, 1.5million Nigerians have lost their jobs. This is largely due to the restrictive foreign exchange policy of the government of the day, so yes this government is responsible for aggravating employment issues in this country......... |
Ojestas:This is Seyi's own account of what happenEd, if na you, you no go give am 5 dirty slapped instead of 3. At least Seyi's law apologized later, if na me, I go break the hand of the guy without apologies and plead self defense in court nonsense. Na una dey talk, but una forget say Eko Hotel get CCTV cameras whey record the entire event.............[color=#000000][/color] http://www.newsroom.ng/seyi-law-three-slaps-kiss-daniels-album-concert/ |
DaBullIT:A small child from bayelsa was abducted and sent to The Emir of Kano's palace where she was converted into Islam and married of to a lover without her parents consent, was the Emir of Kano arrested? No!! In fact, when the police were sent to his palace, the aides of the palace to the police that Sanusi wasn't around but that they should stay off any action till he came and they did. Which traditional ruler in the north has been arrested for the herdsmen attacks or Boko Haram attacks?? These people are using their office to create deep divides within our cultural polity that they will reap later. And Buhari go dis like say e no hear, hundreds of Shiites were killed, Buhari no hear but 5 Fulani were allegedly killed in abia, Buhari, DSS, Civil defense, Nigerian military got involved. Over 500 people got killed in agate in venue state, Buhari didn't issue statement till they started doing protests and a UN representative appeared and when Buhari wanted to give his statement, he said they were herdsmen from Libya and not his Fulani tribe. But he wants to give them grazing reserves with Nigerian money, it's alright........na God win |
Tex42:Bros iyeeeeeeee!! I can authoritatively tell you that even the TSA hasn't even being actualized, they are many agencies of the Federal government that are not anywhere near getting on the TSA because of the logistics required. FG go give instruction for the pages of punch and guardian, oya send money to implement it nko?? Zero!! Anyone telling you TSA this, TSA that is a bloody Liar. TSA is an ongoing campaign concern which will takes months to implement. that was how Buhari went to UK to say that 23,000 ghost workers were eliminated only for him to announced audit of federal agencies, within 2 weeks of the statement. I thought audit is usually done before ghost workers are exposed, and not the other way round. Who is he blowing all these terrible lies for? The press, APC and the 95% that don't even know their left from right as far as governance is concerned in Nigeria............ A simple question raised by Omokri, "Osibanjo went before the Press and said that under Jonathan, $15billion was looted from cash budgeted for security contract within the country. The total combined budget for security in Nigeria throughout Jonathan's time was $19billion dollars. From 2011 to 2015. How was it possible to blow over 80% of our 5 year budget when at least 50% of the budget went into salaries??" Straight and timely questions!! Document on the internet show that Nkonjo Iweal transferred the sum of $322million to Dasuki, Federal government on the pages of the press accused Dasuki of stealing $2.1billion dollars -roughly 11% of ur Nations budget - but federal government is charging him to court for diverting #32billion Naira - approximately $100million dollar - what of the remaining $2billion?? And why has the Federal government for the past few months denied Dasuki opportunity to defend himself in court - the same way people in his tenure in the 80's where denied opportunity to defend themselves in court?? Until we start asking serious question with desire to get the truth, na turspy them go dey use person play.............. Meanwhile, checkout this video and tell me what is the difference between the Tyrant of 83 and the "democrat" or "progressive" of 2016!! N.B: For those who can't stream videos, copy the link below and use onlinevideoconverter.com to download and see what the lust for power by APC at any cost has caused us as a Nation....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlB6UY6ObSg |
REVIEW!! I will like to take this time out to appreciate Nairaland MODs, so far so good they have proven to be nuetral even as voting commenced 2 days ago - aside from the fact say them never issue me ban now for quite sometime - which is highly commendable. ![]() The have also taken out the time to ensure free and fair voting as clear pictures of the two individuals in the voting process are displayed ; Governor Fayose on the "Like" voting handle and President Buhari on the "Share" voting handle. So far so good, they has been no allegations of rigging which is a first for a Nigeria poll anywhere in the world - whether offline or online. However rumors are rife that there seems to be voters apathy on the part of the Pro-Buhari camp/APC -who are viciously referred to as Zombies by the present day opposition - be they PDP/Anti-Buhari activist etc. And from the looks of it, the voting results seems to substantiate their claim. So we will now be looking into this as voting is still open till FeBuhari 2019 - as APC top chieftains would call it - while we discuss issues relating to the state of the Nation and then consider the attitude and comments of Fayose and see if Past, Present or near future, events will justify this strong line of commentary from Fayose - who is also a member of the opposition party. So the question now is; is their voter apathy amongst APC Nairalanders and if there is, could it be tied to the current state of affairs of the Nation and the governments complete policy sommersaults or policy reversals which is weighing heavily on the Nigerian populace?? Please, let us have your comments here even as you vote. Also as much as possible, try and buttress your poInts with facts, or share links if you think they will improve/illuminate your points/statements better............Nairalanders, over to you!!! ![]() |
Having worked twice at the Nigerian Presidential villa and once at the British Parliament, if there is anything I have learnt, it is that it is impossible to over inform a leader. You can under inform him, but no matter how much information you give a leader, you cannot give him too much information.Reno Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/truth-shall-make-president-buhari-free/
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Sunnynwa:Infact, your Father is a great man. I can tell by you post...... ![]() |
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wristbangle:At least that will boost the local economy. It is also proof that fayose is one with the common man. After all, when Buhari and el rufai was busy buying food along the road during the election campaigns, everybody said it was a sign of humility. But fayose own na nonsense ba? Buhari now whey be dey buy food for road, suddenly na 5 star hotels for US, UK, Malta, Qatar and China na e Buhari dey buy food now. But look at the Ekiti governor, before election na ponmo and ewa agoyin, after the election nko? Na still the am ponmo and ewa agoyin. For me, that is humility. If fayose fit come dey chop bean for my shop, as governor then it means he simply a humble person. And that will encourage people to draw near and tell him the real problems of the people, not like aregbesola that is busy doing white elephant projects everywhere with workers salary...............................that is real nonsense...................... ![]() In other news, even as voting commenced yesterday, it appears that the Ayes seem to be having it. Does this truly mean that fayose is deemed as a hero of democracy, steady championing the cause of the common man?? We would discover more even as feBuhari 2019 approaches......... ![]() |
TeeFeh:Bros, should in case you never know. Na yahoo boys now, na e dey cook stew with fresh tomatoes Ooooooh!! Of which for my side, that one whey she give you so, na promo. That kind tomatoes for my area na #1500 last with much begging gon....... |
400billionman:No mind am bros na both jelosi and long throat dey worry am at the same time, na e make am keep the pisure: if you no believe, ask am how much be beans for e side, you will understand better...................... ![]() |
Despite his electoral promise to reduce petrol pump price from the N87 per litre that he met it, President Muhammadu Buhari increased the price to N145! With this increment, Buhari has further impoverished Nigerians.: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/petrol-price-hike-buharis-1st-year-anniversary-gift-to-nigerians/ N.B:- This is coming from the only living governor alive, within the Federal Republic of Nigeria, whey no sabi fear fulani: whether cattle rearer, fulani politician, cattle herdsmen or the combination of all 3; a perfect example na none other than President Muhammadu Buhari, Chief-in-Command of the Nigerian - and Cattle rearing - armed forces of the Federal republic of Nigeria. ![]() What are you waiting for?? ![]() Let the voting commence. Proud wailer, shy zombies, IPOB pumping machines and all Neutral men, women and Bruce Jenner's alike. All those in favour of the above comment from the innovator of stomach infrastructure, in the person of Governor Ayo Fayose, say aye by clicking like, all those opposed say nay by clicking nay share. Every quarter till FeBuhari 2019, I shall do a review of this thread, reconsider the warnings therein, and we shall do a count and all Nairalanders will see who has it. Whether the "ayes" or the "nays"!! ![]()
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Hmmmmmm...............................this wan whey cityhood no gree announce price so, in this era of "Tomato-ebola" and #145 per litre, na e be say dollar no go fit buy this motor Oooooh. Na pounds sterling!!! ![]() |
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