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@Op do you have anything Java? Bring it on, let's eat together.

You're a chelsea fan and you want Rosicky to dump arsenal for cfc#WengerWillCurseU

You're a ManCity, CFC, RM, Barca fan and you're envying RvP. You're praying he doesnt sign a new contract.#Aguero.Mata.CR.Messi.WillAllHave6monthsInjuryNextSeason

For a very long time now, Bin's been without viagra thanks to lack the medication in medicine shops.

Bin finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out after the break, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.


Seeing the results and panicking he grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.


Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in (yikes!! Job time) and it's hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.


"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"


The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?"
Bin replies "that sounds crazy but might gonna try it". (even inanimate things will feel the power of Bingra)

avicky: lol! See how u dey flow? It's like u've done this before?

Those lines look familiar?

Ninjabyte: Ahh, One of my funniest adverts, the Coca Cola World Cup Advert, exactly where a husband comes in to discover his unfaithful wife and goes ahead to hug the Mugu just for the love of football. No be small thing ooo.

I swear, it remains the best in my heart. That advert shows what uniting influence soccer can have on people.

You post silly & unfunny jokes in NL and force people to laugh at them #AllahIsPreparingToCrackYourHead

Your Post Nollywood films story line in NL & seek peoples advice as if it were your personal problem#YourFamilyWillSoonBeInCrisis

You're a vegetarian but use leather products.#TheSpiritOfNapoleonMustVisitU

You xeroxed to pass your college exams and updated your status 'God is great, hardwork is the key' #YourResultWillNeverBeReleased

You see your son behaving like a Ram & you tell him 'at your age I was a missionary'#GodIsWatchingYouInHD I swear.

You're always masturbatting cos no babe will ever hangout with an ape like you, yet you come to NL and say 'Nigerian Girls have nothing to offer' , 'Nigerian girls are sluts' #SangoIsSendingYouAPackageSoon

You're always foretelling about evil things #GodIsWatchingYouWith3DGlasses

Good afternoon Bunmi. Hope you went to church today or did you visit the mosque on friday? Be a good boy and stay away from carnal things ok?

You father is a labourer at a sea port and you tell people "my Dad is a Customs officer" #ContainerWillSoonKillThePoorMan

You're studying computer appreciation and you updated you status to "Programming is damn sweet"#YouWillSoonBeCalledForInterviewByMTN Be ready

You went for Window shopping, tried a few clothes and snapped with them. You create an album titled 'Flexing tinz'#GodIsLaughing

bunmioguns: * Excuse Me Are You A Dictionary?
Coz You Give Meaning To My Life.
* Was That An Earthquake Or Did You Just
Rock My World?
* Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is It Just My
Heart Thats Taking Off?
* You Must Be A Magician Because Every
Time I Look At You, Everyone Else
Disappears.
* Do You Have A Map?
As I Just Got Lost In Your Eyes.
* You Must Be Tired.
Coz You've Been Running In My Mind All Day
Long. . . *.*.... . . . . . .


Dis Love no be Wash, Na Real o, even Ekeroyal can testify#GodisWatchingYouWith3D

. . . . Happy Sunday and dont forget to go to Church

What do I know? This babe is meant for my guy Suto, so stay clear before

My hearts goes out to RM for making Barca smell defeat in two consecutive games. It's becoming obvious that they may find it hard lifting a trophy this season and I hope Somebody SHOUTS AMEN.

Always A GUNNER

~vicky~:
Ʊ and ur friend are on 2 separate okadas and ur update is " convoy things"...#Godiswatchingyou!"

And why are you repeating what has been said? Do you need goggles?

swtchicgurl: mtchew

switch, good evening & how're you?

Me is in love with this lady, she's all the greatest women I have see in this life. Her status of education is miscomparable, I swear.

4k Wenger, 4k Ram$hit. Until Wenger realizes Ram$shit is another Denilson, Arsenal won't move forward.

Anyways Am A Gunnerholic to death

Suto's a very good boy, no doubt.

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

It's a nice thread buddy. That even know where to start and what to start with.


ok, You're drinking pepsi and you sms your gf, "hey babe am having champagne with my friends, wish you were around"

You're swimming in a river and you say "@Sheraton Hilton swimming with and having fun with friends."

You're an usher in a church and the reason you love your job is 'cause you'd carry those sweet gals up all alone when they fall.

Now God just won't watch he'll curse you.

bunmioguns: *He watch as Vicky dey shake her backasi dey gyrate for Church, He place his hand on head and shouted (forget he is in church)


SEE BACKA!!!*

Still misbehaving?

bunmioguns: thanks baby. . . Je t'aime









@Ekeroyal . . .

Indeed love lust can make people loose concentration, I mean speak in tongues. SMH

digitalgeorgy: Pls i nid to start my own topic

And who's this noise maker? Why's he littering virtually all the threads I visited this morning with same $hit?






















@OP, I always knew you're a pervert! You need prayers. Otooro'll do it for you in......!

https://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0018.gif

*sees Bunmi on the banana tree singing trash & urinating, uses a sling on him, he falls down from the banana tree with a broken joystick*

*He vows never to misbehave where people are doing gods things*

good one senorita

irrefutable facts that enhances your chances when you apply for a job.

Now Akere, tell me what your problem is with this thread.











in fact fiyafin








I mean in a nice way.

^^guinea pig fowl

You never told me, Sani's your Father.

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