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he's improving, happy for you.

A farmer was having problems with his cocks as they would always die after a few weeks of bleeping. So he went out someday and came home with a very strong cockerel. On the first day the farmer was happy to see that the cock had screwed 50 out of 120 hens in his poultry just before lunch, he was excited. By evening, the cock had screwed all 120 and started on his second missionary journey.

The next day, before lunch, the cock had finished screwing the hens and moved on to screw the turkeys and ducks. Now the farmer was worried the poultry was in disarray. He had an urgent appointment so he had to leave, upon coming back he saw the turkey lying half dead under the sun and vultures were hovering around. The farmer felt the cock must have died due to infection, and as he approached to tell 'that serves you right', the turkey whispered 'shhhh' pointing to the vultures, the cock went on 'pls stay away they're getting closer'

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, Joe u're the man

more almond oil to your fingers. Type more.

Am Alone:
lol!!! @ bb nokia 5110s comes with a windows 7.5, man, it is actually called Vx Iphone 4.
Anyone here know where i can repair my range rover sport 2015 model(animal edition)?? Please advice
What I love about this car is the bonnet that looks like a shark, and it interior leather was made of a white man's skin
Not too dull, not too shiny!!!! Comes with a brazillian hair too!!!

Advice: YABA left You can find properly qualified Engineers there. So Otooro told me, he also fixed his range rover sport 2015 model(X class) there.

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bribe you with what? You better behave now that am in a good mood before I change my mood and pounce on you.

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Otooro am enjoying your thread, anybody who's not enjoying it should kiss a python.

nice ones bro, you're gradually growing into a man, I mean jeorxu60. Otooro's growing into an old man.

Anyways otooro----->your joke was nice

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^accept Jesus as your lord and personal saviour and be saved or get into trouble

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naughty boi

booqee:
Nice. .u try.

But d bomb wey u throw for the first joke is too much. IT IS TOO MUCH! Ah ah! Do u want us to blow ni??! smh

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she didn't say funny, she said 'sort of funny'. And you're already intoxicated. Besides where and when did you look for her?

you want to maximize every opportunity you get 

^^I tried the growing up thing once and didn't like the outcome. So offer another advice thanks.

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this thread is a disappointment to Nigeria

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You're dead now!!

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Boko haram are on there own, I don't give a ph*ck about them dumba$$e$. You're definitely ashamed of letting people know what you look like.

If you dare post your pix I can assure you of one thing -it's going to be the joke of the WEEK.

Okies buddies, hope your weekend was great. It's time to crack ya ribs once more (MUST READ)

Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back."

But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?"

The doctor shakes his head and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?"

The lunatic thinks for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and says "Nine."

The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible, you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!!!."

**How did the third lunatic come to this answer? If you know, pls tell us**

you better behave so that you'll stop trekking or do you want to die trekking? Stop browsing and arrange the office properly.

If you don't behave I'll sack you and employ Mikuz

^^ tnx bro. am actually looking for an english teaching job in Nigeria. If you've got any kindly contact my clerk Otooro.

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sutoboy:
no mind am jere e no no say we bi OBJ family!

we no need ladder

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WFT's wrong with otooro or ototoro?

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go to my profile, am not posting anymore and where's yours?

If you're sure you're cute then post your pix.

interesting news for you Nairalanders, GEJ has approved the following the help cushion the impact of fuel subsidy
1. importation of garri from Jamaica
2. importation of palm-wine from Niger republic
3. importation of melon from Chad
4. importation of fresh fish from UK
5. importation of sachet water from Germany
6. importation of palm oil from Holland
7. importation of english teachers from Pakistan
8. production of new Peugeot buses in Onitsha
9. production of new Mazda 626 wagons in Aba
10. production of animal skin shoes especially for school aged children in Yenagoa.

These he said are pressing areas that need urgent attention. And has enjoined all Nigerians to key into this opportunity to help alleviate poverty.
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^sure, it might interest you to know that I know Jesus better than you. Test & see.

^you better be friendly, accept to have a drink with me before I pounce on your a$$.
Am beyond fine am beautiful, you know

otooro:
^^^ eke u be serious bad belle

mstchewwww!!!

Nice jokes jare @poster.

Where have u been? Oh! I forgot u went to dance & tithe

Your belle is even badder

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otooro & ________

complete the space and win a bunch of chewing sticks