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This doesn't make sense at all! There's dignity in labour. Just because he shouted Elluuup! Doesn't put food on the table. He is a Nigerian and has to work for his daily bread. PDP self! Without sense.

12 Similarities Between Peter Obi and Mmesoma Ejikeme.

1.Obi voted in Anambra. Mmesoma wrote JAMB in Anambra.
2.Obi won Lagos. Mmesoma's 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice of schools are in Lagos.
3.Obi insisted he won #NigerianElections2023. Mmesoma insisted she had the highest JAMB score.
4.Obi claimed to be a youth at 62. Mmesoma claimed to be a minor at 19.
5.Obi blamed INEC glitch. Mmesoma blamed JAMB hitch.
6.Obi did a broadcast vowing to reclaim his mandate. Mmesoma did a broadcast promising that her results were genuine.
7.Mmesoma's daddy said she was always crying over JAMB. Obi cried 'Yes, Daddy' over the election.
8.Obi won 98% of Anambra's votes. The majority of Anambra supported Mmesoma.
9.Obi went on TV to cry. Mmesoma cried on TV.
10.Obi's followers insulted everybody. Mmesoma's supporters attacked everyone.
11.Obi lied that his brewery employs 60% of Anambra people. Mmesoma lied that she was the best pupil in Anambra.
12.IPOBy Ezekwesili said the certificate of return given to Tinubu belongs to Obi. IPOBy Ezekwesili said the highest score belongs to Mmesoma.

Moral of the story: Those who play emotional politics will always end in frustration, while those who play strategic politics will always end in dominion.

Reno Omokri

#TableShaker

Supremos:
He is now president of Nigeria, stop being clannish

yeah! As president he has to change his cook that can cook agbado and gbegiri properly for him to the one that can cook ofe-aku and akpu for him, which he doesn't eat! Clap for yourself

Supremos:
You will support any and every rubbish

Oga, think before you talk. So because Tinubu is the president, he would change his personal staffs? Abeg see front.

caandi:
but the cow didn’t chew the person right?
What of it’s a very big python or some other carnivore that swallowed/killed someone and then it’s being killed and then later eaten?
Is it right??

Babe, we are talking about hippopotamus here. They don't eat or chew people. They just kill for the fun of it. So, focus on the thread.

Feintline:
Aisha nailed it. We are in a age were little ones are learning so quick.
What else will propel such boldness if not the public promotion of fraud and crime .

Nigeria today is in a state of monumental fraud.
The person parambulating as leader is a fraud that came in with a monumental fraudulent process.

nailed what? Come and defend your accusations, you are jumping up and down shouting IREV! Is IREV the primary result of an election? This saga is similar to Obi who took third but is claiming he came first. Show proof na! Wahala.

jmoore:
I know they don't eat humans but can kill. Is it ethical to eat animal that is responsible for the death of a human?

I have seen where a cow killed someone. Does it mean the cow should not be eaten?

jmoore:
For the animal to have killed some humans, is it ethical to eat the animal?

Hippocampus are not carnivores. But they are one of the most angry animals on earth. They kill at the slightest excuse.

This is just a rehearsal of what the supreme court will do to Tinubu's case. Don't bring arguements that are unknown to law before the supreme court. IREV my yansh!

jumobi1:
So what happens when one violates the constitution by running for and winning governorship in 1999, less than 10 years after conviction? Ignorance is not an excuse. Should he be allowed to benefit from his time as governor and use it to run for a higher office or should he be barred from running for any other public office?

Oga! In an alleged conviction that was not registered in Nigeria? Ah! See truth talk na!

Gunayo:
No thanks to INEC the rigger

Whatever! But you have to show proof that INEC rigged in favour of Tinubu! If not, you're wasting your time.

IVORY2009:
Present your facts and figures to backup your claims, not just talking, have you been following the proceedings from the election petition tribunal, has Mr Tinubu been able to present any proof that he actually won the elections. .

you're very funny! Tinubu to present proof that he won the election? Where is that coming from! Oga, he doesn't need to present any proof. The proof is the INEC declared results. You're the ones to present proof that he didn't win! Simple as ABC. As it's stands today, the law is on Tinubu's side. You guys have to present a counter result that's beyond reasonable doubt for you to win but so far, you've not done even 5%

zinaunreal:
Tell that to the courts 😆😆
If you think a sitting president cannot be unseated. Think again

Oga, that is the law. An accuse is innocent until proven guilty. The onus of proof is on the petitioner not the respondent

Novarisammy2:
let me ask you once again, which of the server experienced the glitch

a. the one built by Amazon for inec for the purpose of the election
b. the local system being managed by inec ?

Whether na CIA, FBI or Amazon server get glitch, it doesn't matter. You should know that there is a limit to jurisdiction. The courts do not have any powers over Amazon, since there was no contract between Amazon and the aspirants or candidates. This is why the constitution gives INEC the freedom to choose whatever way they want to transmit results. Either electronically or manually because no external force can hold our elections to ransom

Novarisammy2:
if inec ICT department had the capacity they wouldn't have engaged the services of Amazon

or do you think otherwise?.

Oga, let me answer the question for you. You invite the bank to court. The bank now refers the matter to its ICT department. If need be, it's the ICT department that will now liase with the service provider. You cannot expose someone who did not partake in a contract to liabilities. INEC has a contract with the aspirants. The aspirants do not have any contract with INEC vendors. Their litigation ends at INEC doorstep.

Novarisammy2:
which of the servers developed glitches?
the local server or the one inec contracted Amazon to host for them ?

Oga, if a phone is used to commit a crime and the matter is taking to court, who do you invite to court, the service provider or the bank?

Praxis758:
Godliness is when you deny yourself, deny institutional orders and cultural norms that seems beneficial for a time and flesh but not profitable to the soul.

To be truly born again is to see obedience to Godly commandments above human dictates and gains.

A true pastor will be sincere and truthful in all dealings instead of doing any institutional coverup or telling lies to protect the interest of any institution or personality.

We should know that God will bring every lie to judgement.

when people think the truth is only as they see fit, this is what happens

Novarisammy2:
so the report tendered was gotten from where exactly?

what is the role of Amazon in all these issues?

Amazon has no role in this. They were not joined in the case. INEC is the one responsible for its election as required by the constitution. If you want to call Amazon, please do but they have no role in this matter

Novarisammy2:
is Mr faborede an employee of Amazon?
how can Mr faborede tender evidence pertaining to Amazon

or have you forgotten the evidence Act u keep talking about ?

The man is in charge of INEC ICT. Amazon is not in court here, it's you guys that are bringing them into the case.

Pjoe238:
Which airlines did Tinubu used to travel to the USA between 2011 and 2021 as claimed. Can he produce his flight ticket for confirmation and also tell us the cities he visited including his hotel reservations. Yeye dey smell.

soon, you'll be asking for where he poo pooed while he was in the US.

zinaunreal:
Bros it's still valid that's why they are in court. What proof does inec have that the election was contacted without manipulation and was it entered to the courts? Nooo

Oga, the onus of proof is on those who assert. INEC did not take anybody to court therefore, they have nothing to prove.

zinaunreal:
Based on what? They have nothing to show Tinubu won election

Ah! Nothing to show ke! The result declared by INEC is still valid as of today. So what else do you want them to show when the petitioners did not counter the results in their proceedings

WATCHOVER:
Comon! The result INEC published in their server and the one they called did not corelate, so that alone is enough for INEC to loose in court, there is what we call integrity. My verdict is INEC lost this First Case

Why for the issue of INEC changing the guidelines before the election after investigation my Verdict is INEC actually announce the change of guidelines so INEC won this second case.
But still on still the result may be recounted

Oga loose what? This has been settled in Adeleke Vs Oyetola.

squash47:
What if the pikin come later die like that Yul Edochie son 😏

it's better for a child to die while you the father is young than when you're old because you still have the strength to bring up another one.

alpharoyalty:
First round 15 minutes
Second round 30 - 50 minutes.

all this story of 30 and 50 mins self. If it were a football match, first half would have been played and you say you're still on top of a woman! Do you know how long first half is in ones psyche? Abeg try to time yourself next time, you go see say you no go pass 20mins.

rexlims:
. My guy believe this at ur own peril.
Guy anoda guy dey wire am doggy like say tmrw no dey.
I am yet to see a girl that doesn't like doggy though.

majority of girls love doggy. Just ask them they will tell you it's their best position. The problem is that if she has an infection or she has done D and C before that affected her down below, she will not like it. I've seen girls doing doggy style and still shouting harder harder!

Folajustin:
Common sense they say it not common!!!
For sum1 to think of dis! And for other mumu to believe dis! is incredible!
The foolishness & stupidity of obidient & Labour party as no end! Fools paradise

This thing tire me aswear. Crying wolf where there's non.

Bigkoko:
Wrong....
A CTC from CSU is all that is needed, which the learned justices has in their custody as evidence and marked for deliberations. You only bring in someone if the other party raises an objection or if the accusers wish to further or if the Justices are not convince.

So far, it appears the justices are convinced that the CTC doc is from CSU and that indeed, a lady, not a man was actually admitted at CSU but a man actually graduated. That is allowed so far the name remains the same. No wonder he never made any move to change the Adekunle to Ahmed. CSU probably thought the dude don go transgender line.

ok na! Wait and see what will happen. It is either the Nigerian police present this information as constitutionally provide or someone from the school defends this in court.simple as that. Evidence has to be from primary sources and has to be fair.

Bigkoko:
Always best to wait for the tribunal to rule. I learned the justices have vowed to uphold the tenets of democracy and the Nigerian constitution. We patiently await their judgement.

Four things stands out.
1. Constitutionality of 25% requirements before one can be declared president elect.
2. Who is Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
3. INEC manipulation of results.
4. INEC non adherence to it's set guidelines.

So far on each count, it doesn't look good for Mr Asiwaju.

Count 1.
The law is clear. Ex AGN & Min of Justice Micheal Aoondoka made reference to this days after the election, in a televised interview I watched, he said the supreme court has made previous rulings on this and affirmed it. That since it's already on court Processes, it's yet to been seen if the SC court under Kayode Ariwoola would reverse itself.

Count 2.
No one knows for sure who the hell Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu is! Whether he's a female, male, Allen or transgender. New evidence keep popping up daily. From available records from CSU....he is a female. My best guess is a Bobrisky...lol. The he/she that was admitted to CSU might not the Prof Yak selected president, but possibly the one that graduated. I'm sure Private investigators must have swung into action to unreveal who was admitted and who graduated. Could this lead to a much larger investigation whether the real female admitted was murdered so another person could use her Identity? This is a known modus oprandi of most drug cartels, which the subject is widely believe to be a member of, in civilian capacity as a mule.

Count 3.
If INEC gave or upload blurred results, how did INEC get figures to announce a winner? The Nigerian State and people is on trial. Forget those overfed illiterates like Okoye who comes up occasionally for interviews and end up making mockery of Nigerian institutions. Be like Prof Yak, go into hiding because the more you talk, the more the fraud stands tall.
If results upload were successfully for some & not successful for others, for Elections done that same day, even a weed smoker will have no issues arriving at a good conclusion. Ok Mr Okoye....the glitch happened right, and in every polling units, every LGA, every State....how will these kind of parents tell their sons not to be involved in Yahoo yahoo beats my imagination? A smoker dad advising his son not to smoke...lol

Count 4.
Before any election, the supervising body always puts up guidelines for the conduct of the election. Non adherence or changing of the guidelines mid way is legal ground to claim bias, and once proven, it's legal & technical ground to invalidate the results.


The Registrar of CSU has always written a reply to inquiries that “Bola A. Tinubu” graduated from the school because there is indeed that name in the school registry. What we recently found out was it was not an "Ahmed" that graduated but an "Adekunle". Hundreds of millions of Nigerians, including yours sincerely, do not know Mr Asiwaju bears the alias "Adekunle". The court order to produce the CTC of Tinubu’s certificate also exposed that the “Bola A. Tinubu” they have always referred to is female. And that the “A” doesn’t not stand for “Ahmed” but for “Adekunle”.

Surprise surprise!!
Tinubu’s APC membership card reads “Bola Ahmed Tinubu” which is worlds apart from the academic credentials he has from CSU which reads “Bola Adekunle Tinubu”. This clearly shows that we are talking about two different people. There's no public notice in print or vision where Bola Tinubu announced the changing of "Adekunle" to "Ahmed " as he is legally required to do, assuming the "she" who was admitted is the "he" who graduated! Lies can carry you only just far, before it crumbles and mess you up big time.


I wish most rodents would understand this. In the court of law, “Amaka Emeh Ugo” is not the same as “Ugo Emeh Amaka”, how much more when a different name is introduced entirely.

See, the Judiciary would have to be totally debased, unmitigatedly unashamed and inhumane to retain Tinubu or any of the alias he goes with; known or unknown, as president!

funny people! The law of evidence is that it must be primary, it must be verifiable and it must be fair. Oga, you have to bring someone from Chicago state university, whom shall be an official representative from the school, and shall be under oath to present this rubbish that you claim. If not the court will throw it out as hearsay.

hisexcellency34:
President Bola Tinubu visited the Palace of Oba Lagos. The clothes on the buildings in a megacity is an eyesore

But it doesn't look like Okpoko in Onitsha

9jatriot:
The question is, from the result uploaded has there been any agent that said that the result he signed is different from the one that has been uploaded?

True talk. People are talking as if IREV means anything in the scheme of things. It means nothing. This is because IREV is a secondary source of information. Once the polling agent compromise, then whatever you have on IREV is what the polling agent agreed to because it is the form EC8A that is uploaded to IREV. Therefore, IREV does not do shit! It is just for the public consumption.

oldbende:
Compare Nigeria's President Tinubu Convoy and that of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UncFTEjG0w

Canadian prime minister no get fans na! Na fans dey make the convoy dey long.