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sotall:
Go report the case at the police station then thereafter break the lock.
If he comes for you, beat him up.
He has no fucking right to lock your apartment.

He needs a court order to do that.

Not until a mosquito lands on your balls, you will realize that violence does not always solve problems.
The owner of the house has not used violence yet you are advising the tenant to use violence.

Antihelminth:
I don't own one .. I repair them ..
Never seen a diesel BMW tho .

Ok well I have driven BMWs since 2004 till date I own a 320D

LondonCool:
🟪 Update: 21/04/2023

Does anyone know the price cost for a Thunder arrestor/Cable (used in the roof)?

Top of the morning to you my Bro, Life dished you its card wow,well as men we move. If you ever find yourself in SE2 or N8 part of London , the 1st drink is on me.I wish you well and hope we wrap our project this year max.

fergie001:
SOURCE

Is he not part of that change

Antihelminth:
I don't know where you stay but we have good roads in the north .
The fact that yours didn't give you bad times dosnt mean all BMW 4 cylinders are good., It dosnt mean any 4cylinder engine one buys would give problems .i mean the four cylinder engine would likely make you hate bmws more easily than a six would .

I worked on bmws from 2013 till date . And I assure you most of the problematic ones are four cylinders ...we still have an e90 with an n42 the owner abandoned since around 2015 ,decided to buy a peugeot .and an e46 with an n40

Most BMW owners love speed and the four cylinders ain't just it .I think it dosnt really like to take a beating .


The best still remains the m5x engines . Imo

I have driven from Lagos to PH, that's the furthest I will go. Well just as you said, just because you had a bad experience with you 4cylinder engines does no mean all 4 plugs are bad engines, do not forget, we are not talking Toyota here, cars like BMW ,Audi, Mercedes and VW are in a different league when it comes to automobiles. The best engines are the Diesel Engines, you cant beat those.

Ademola47:
The management of the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomosho, LAUTECH has banned students from driving cars on campus.

Vehicles with no registration numbers and with tinted cars are also banned.

See attached pics.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/lautech-bans-students-from-bringing-cars-to-campus/%3famp

Lobish, talking of misplace priority, why not separate the car park from the school

Antihelminth:
Boss you're not in Nigeria . You drove yours from new . My Nigerian demographic bought their own at 80k miles .
We are not the same .

I've not seen the 2022 318i but how can you enjoy raw speed and driving performance with a four cylinder producing approx 120hp ..no way .you're better off with a Camry

1st assumption is wrong as I did drive a 318 in Nigeria from 2007 to 2010, I was in Nigeria for that duration. There is almost no road in Nigeria where you can get the pleasure of your HP from a car cos B4 10mins of putting your foot down bad road shows up. Unless you are driving a car with dynamic suspension like the range rover then Yeh. My BMW then came with 120miles I bought it from Germany.DO not just judge a 4cylinder engine as less power then you should just look into the xdrives and the VW Golf with a 4x4.

Enemyofpeace:
the pusssssssy you know, is better the the pusssssssy you've not met

Story, if conji hold U any hole is a hole

Enemyofpeace:
that point number 7, can't he visit the woman if konji hold am?

nah only that woman dey the land?

Philanderboy:
This is a copied story.
Where are the mods??
It's a story from 2021.
https://nairaland.com/6448238/how-did-survive-divorce-uk?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597

just imagine ahahaha

olabrinks:
Because he is your friend, you have painted him to be the victim. Are these allegations or did he actually commit all these things listed? What exactly pushed the wife to divorce him and are there any ways they can reconcile, because it’s going to be a very very long battle for him starting afresh.

I know you are saying this cos you are a woman, if you lay hands on a woman there would be evidence and you will be arrested so most men think twice in the Uk B4 they do that. I have witnessed 1st hand where a lady laid all same accusation on a NHS worker who brought her to the UK, the woman was dating my friend just two months after the man was arrested and confessed to him that all was one massive lie and that she was fed up with the guy.It was at this point my guy dumped her. Look madam Big things na gwan in da UK

Aust1n:
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈

There is no other authority bigger than that of the King in Warri Kingdom

This is a response to those who said Mr Ayiri is still the ologbotsere and won’t agree or submit.

In Warri kingdom, to be conferred with a chieftaincy title, is a very rare privilege. The honour and pride of being chosen by an Olu for chieftaincy title can not be expressed in words. There are various individual qualities that one must possess before he/she can become a chief in the ancient kingdom. The most important quality is credibility and patriotism of the individual for the development of the tribe. Those who are found worthy usually pass through many vigorous traditional screening processes like gold passing through a fire furnace. This process is responsible for the very high level of moral respect the chiefs command through their words, public conducts and traditional activities.

Ayiri Emami, who had been invited for his chieftaincy revalidation. Before the assembly, beads and sword that symbolically confer chieftaincy authority were submitted as the first part of the process after which a title once held by his late father Chief Akonu Emami was offered to Ayiri Emami, an offer he respectfully declined with the assembly as witness.

Ayiri Emami was first in 2021 was invited for revalidation which he turned down then until recently the king and mr ayiri settled their differences when ayiri came for reaffirmation the king told him you need to climb up again so the king wanted to give him his fathers title which is Eyeku of Warri kingdom but ayiri pleaded for ologbotsere and the king said he will need to start from there but Mr Ayiri refused and the king asked him to sit with the congress but he left the palace the king moved forward to give chief Eyewuoma ologbotsere who was also one of the candidates contesting for the title of ologbotsere in 2017 before it was given to ayiri then by Olu Ikenwoli.

Mr Ayiri position on becoming a prime minister no longer exist there are some saying he brought fake beads and fake uda that he still remains ologbotsere I want you to ignore them the last person to hold the title was Chief Rewane and Chief Rewane didn’t give his beads and uda to Mr Ayiri Emami new beads and new uda doesn’t mean anything it is the proclamation of the king that makes you a chief in Warri kingdom.

The King is called Áfọmàsín, Áfọwẹrẹ-tséwẹrẹ! And his words are final he holds the authority to promote you as a chief or demote you he has the power to strip you of ever becoming a chief.

The King Has Spoken God Bless His Majesty Ogiame Atuwatse III the Olu of Warri kingdom!!!

Can I ask you a simple question
How can you call the kingdom Warri kingdom when indeed there are multiple ethnicity in Warri. Don't you have the urhobos and the Ijaws there? Idealy I would think the right title should be the Olu of itshekiri reason being the Olu of Warri cannot rule over the urhobos and the Ijaws who have their own kings in that same Warri or am I wrong?

Muyesky:
700 pere

That nah naira or pounds or Dollars

Muyesky:
Available for delivery

brilliant make I take style ask Ego?

Antihelminth:
They are problematic and unreliable and they not even fast ..
I think I wrote a piece on an n42 that burst it's block .
From oil pump problems . To rocker arm problems to timing chain problems . Let's not forget the famous misfires .

And imagine telling your car friends you drive a 318i lol

What's wrong with the Bolded? have you used a BMW318 B4? I used a 318i for 4 years none of them problems you listed up there. what yah fail to understand is this, the vast majority of drivers i n Nigeria pour groundnut oil in their engine in the name of servicing.
Talking about the 318i have you seen the 2022 318i

phranseeqz:
How do i go about this boss?

if you dont have a scanner you need to go to a mechanic who has one and let them determine the codes

phranseeqz:
Hello house! Please I need urgent help.
BMW 320i just stopped on motion.
I tried starting it but it's not coming on.
Any advise or number to call please.

Sounds like an electrical issue, you need to plug it

PulaPower:
She said before she left for Dubai, “Madam had said I would pay her N5 million when I get here. I told her the money was too much but she told me that when I get here and find out that the other girls here are not paying up to that I should let her know, but that it is N5 million that all the girls in Dubai are paying.”

This particular scenario isn't trafficking tho cuz she was informed before leaving naija..

Modified - to all those quoting me, this is the definition of trafficking. But in her own case, she wasn’t force. She was told what she’s coming to do in Dubai. So how can that be trafficking?

It is trafficking, cos it was done in pretence and fraud!

Ireportlive:



Even Brits are complaining on tictok


.

Thier own complain different from Ours. They have power 24/7 and have water ,1at class health care service free. Security is top,
Thier own Depression nah Illness which can be treated medically with anti depressants,
9ja own nah different level, from bad roads to network problem, abi nah police make we start or NEPA?or Area boys?

Solumtoya:
Was seeing a lot of affordable 2011/2012 Nissan Qashqai... I wonder why it is so affordable

Does anyone know?

Cos its Nissan

money121:
Not at all,
But is FULL PAYMENT BEFORE DELIVERY NOW!!
If you pay for tfare before we visit your site for measurement the money is refundable i don't think that should be issue so far you patronize us

A better biz strategy this one,

Mayor198222:
Good morning, Please I need how to get application documents for portugal and Sweden.

Good day have you gone to their website?

Esortigress:
Masturbation in any form, with anyone is a sin. God punished Onan in the bible for not releasing into his brother's wife. So stop it

Was he purnished for masturbation? or for the fact that he was not cuming inside so as not to make the bro wife preggies cos he just want to nack her endlessly? make Una read bible well abeg

spyder880:
It will be soon. Development is pushing to that area.........

Ok cool

LebanonCedars2:
Think furniture, think Lebanon Cedars!

Good Job you are doing, one day your money Go LONG and you will Buy a CnC Machine and the rest will be history

Wow the owner get mind, is that place commercialized?

bobkezel:
What if I send the artisan tfare and story come enter (scam things) ....
What if as an artisan I use my money and travel from Abuja to lagos and story come enter (call no pick)
This is Nigeria, don't blame anyone (the artisan nor client). Our story no good.

I am sure many here had got into this trap B4, it would be you ringing, calling etc for days on end, and cos you have committed you get hooked on waiting so you do not lose out until the reality hits you. My own Idea will be to factor all logistics into my final proposal .

dapotemi:
You and Erico submission fully captured my thought..This issue has been discussed here more than twice .. I have worked as an asst Facility mgr with a monthly budget of #60M and no one would approved a Kobo for anyone, whether you're Julius berger or baba lati to come and check a job and get paid transport...it's a form of 419 if you present such. 99% of guys here does B2C. But, from my pocket, I do give tips to workmen when I call them for an emergency work or sometime to quickly check and submit a quote and that is because getting those things done affect my KPI..The truth is, it's an individual thing. Not a rule of thumb..But the biz guys here should calm down, you are the one that wants to get a job and earned , you are the one that needs to be humble...those of us bringing the job here will also be humble when we get to where we make that money we bring here..Abi nau, I go humble for my oga for 30 days collect salary, I go come humble for you too because I want to pay you to to supply wood or paint, no nau, you sef reason am.I can give someone else...imagine if everyone gives someone else and not you, na you go humble last .. Well, I thinks it's a faceless forum tho, most of you don't act like this in REAL LIFE, atleast the ones have met

You could not have said it better its a good thing we have these kind of discos time to time so we as humans in this hard country can better regulate our expectations, Life is long no one knows where we might need help tomorrow, I personal experience on here
My Range rover decide to not move while I was coming from lagos and we were stranded at Shagamu, thos of you who followed my thread on RHD to LHD will know about this, me and the family slept at a hotel 2 nights, I called Lejuan he came all the way from island to assist, he got us going, it was even me reminding him to tell me how much I need to give him b4 he said Bro what you think is right for the job put in my account,Life no sweet like that?

EmirGold:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/07/soyinka-challenges-labour-party-vp-candidate-datti-live-debate-tv-says-attacks-against/

yeye fowl, why did he not invite BAT or PMB?

arejibadz:
https://twitter.com/HouseNGR/status/1643996023885533184?s=20



https://leadership.ng/breaking-bill-to-regulate-nigerian-medics-from-going-abroad-passes-second-reading/#:~:text=In%20a%20bid%20to%20halt,in%20the%20country%2C%20has%20passed

They should pass a bill to make them not to go abroad for medical treatment in the 1st place.

spyder880:
Thank you Baba, long time bros?

We dey ohh my guy,Work kept us very busy, I went to Samba City (Brazil) for work then spend two more weeks there Holiday.
Good job with this project, I am following

spyder880:
Updates from our works at this site today, decking features being applied...............

I love the way you used proper board to do the stair case, this way story nor go dey correct man