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Lol... I don't get. Is this even worth saying? And why are people surprised? You think you might get it from sneeze or handshake but not during se.x ?

Hi guys!

Someone said this is the wrong time to move to Canada.

So I've exhausted my rental here. I need a place in Toronto, preferably a basement apartment. Any pointers will be extremely appreciated. There's no under-the-bridge where I can sleep here if these people kick me out.

Please, be safe. Wash your hands often, always use sanitizers and try to stay indoors as much as possible. May corona not enter out thread.

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coolestofall:
Why i dey feel like to start argument dey hungry you

He doesn't even sound smart enough to start one. Did that trash he typed there make any sense?

Mamasunshine:
Thanks a lot.

Hi there!

Welcome to the thread ma'am.

Going by your level, what you mostly need now is an aggressive immersion to the language. So in addition to mamaroon's tips, I also suggest you surround yourself with as much French speakers as possible; this will help normalise the language as a real-life means of communication instead of some bunch of classroom/academic grammar rules that must be remembered and poured out in the exam hall. This could be in form of chat pals over the net (this is even better given the Covid-19 induced home arrest now). From personal experience, constantly speaking French or writing in French before any French exam goes a long to ease the pressure and make one less panicky about the exam; hope this also works for you. YouTube also has a lot of videos to boost your listening skills. Now, Whatsapp chatting is a bit different from structured essay writing so I'd suggest you do just as mamroon has said, bring your essays here (don't type directly) and let's the do the two-heads-are-better-than-one thing.

Best of luck!

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Thats the point, even if he wants to be a king do you expect him to be happy? He just lost his Dad.

I'm not talking about the present moment. I'm asking generally if he consented to the whole plan. Cause it would be like life imprisonment if he didn't. The sad looking picture part is a different observation.

Lol... kids' thread.

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Is he happy that he lost his Dad, just for him to gain a throne?

Is he happy being a King? Not everyone wants to be a king.

OgbanjeProphet:
The only good thing about this coro-baby is that it doesn't respect class.

Why do you people seem all happy when a supposedly rich, popular or successful person gets the virus? What's the logic behind it?

Could they just keep the boarders closed a bit longer?

Anyone surprised?

Is he happy? That pic though.

I hope this won't disrupt his education.

Bishop of which church?

This is scary. My family is in Nigeria. The leaders are going down. Who will lead and protect the people in this time of fear? Isn't this clearly a recipe for anarchy?

Omar09:
These kids who grow to adore their mother (of which I'm one) our mothers haven't given us any reason to call her hoes.

Now you say this like women don't call men scum! They isolate their fathers and call their counterparts scum for the same reason men don't call their mothers hoes because, like the mothers, their fathers haven't given them any reason to be called so.

Use your head, you think you sound intelligent, but let me burst those nuts... (no homos intended)... You really write like 16yo girl who just found out she bleeds from her peepee for the first time.

You obviously see this as some childish gender challenge instead of a call to these guys to grow up and stop the name calling, and yet I'm the one that writes like a kid. Where have you seen me supporting ladies that call men scum? Why would I support someone calling me scum? So in your grownup mind, the best way to teach your female younger ones not to call men scum is by asking your male younger ones to call them hoes? How mature of you, bro.

Going by your last paragraph, you're just dirty. I honestly don't know how to engage people of your type. You win.

The title and the first sentence... puff!

Which hospital? Which country? Shey na Corona break the guy head wey make am tie bandage for head lie down for hospital ni? Where have you seen visitors allowed to stay so close to Covid-19 patients?

Nigerians, say no to fake news for your own good! It does more harm than good!

The whole idea of blogging/vlogging in Nigeria is about who's more creative with cooking up stories. Even subjects as critical as pandemics are not spared. We definitely need a modified form of that social media bill to combat this.

Shame.

edoairways:
They should borrow a leaf from this country below

Why do you guys like spreading fake news?

Lilbest3:
All these chincos have finally succeeded in turning the world upside down. Why do American leftists have problems with calling this the Chinese virus?

All those Hollywood people who have been dreaming of apocalypse hope you've gotten what you've been dreaming of? This time around it wasn't alien invasion or zombie / robotic attack it's a microscopic organism that chased everyone inside

Theater is a window to the future ...

Instead of attacking Hollywood for giving us a clue, attack those who didn't learn a thing from it.

Yenefer:
Imagine there's community spread in Nigeria. "When you have 3 people [with coronavirus], and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done." Right. Now is probably game over

Confirmed #coronavirus cases in Nigeria 37
STOP CRUSHING ECONOMY and CRUSH COVID-19

Isolate everyone over age 65

Isolate all with risk factors

Let others go to work, but keep focus on hygiene/6’ distance

If positive Covid test, treat ASAP with HydChlor+Zpac

Test as needed and track/isolate inverted or exposed.

WIN
But hey Covid19 is exposing the West. Just Google and see how the Asian countries deal with Covid19. They're spending billions of dollars making weapons just a common flu is exposing their healthcare system. France and England are fighting because of face masks. America is telling doctors and nurses to reuse face masks. Italy is asking US military to help them. I refuse Hollywood to brainwashed me

Would you still want American Visa after this Corona episode?

fattprince:
You make sense die

It's really funny how people try to isolate their mothers from the women they call hoes. The same women will be mothers to thier sons and the kids will grow to adore them while calling their own counterparts hoes. And the cycle continues.

Fact is, only boys that grew up in the gutters generally call women hoes.

DamonSalvatore:
did his wife flog him to go to school...
Didn't she come along when he had finished schooling/handwork?

Which wife?
If it were easy as you said, we wouldn't have too many bachelors.. These hoes with nothing to offer but worn out pussy would not settle down with you, until you are well to do...

Some wives help their husband... But they met him when he was made already

Ok...

Haha... you know this is not true cause even successful ladies have mothers too. So if it were about mothers, the saying would have kicked off as "behind every successful person...". But we specifically say "man" cause men are the ones that have wives.

Lol... you guys (especially the single ones) will do anything to undermine the position of your female counterparts. But whether it's the mother or the wife the saying refers to; fact is, a woman is involved. If she didn't do it as a wife, she'll do it as a mother. A wife today is a mother tomorrow so regardless of when she does it, it is still her.

It has begun!

OP, not undermining the virus, you are only propagating fear. The certainty with which you predict doom is alarming.

edlion57:
Nobody is talking about solution..why just only the preventions

Cause the solution is to prevent new cases while existing ones are treated.

This sounds funny... but it'll be terrible if the armed forces are hit by this virus.

Lol... so Corona is now god's punishment for rat eating?