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Lol... This man will say and do anything just to belong. He just wants to be seen as being part of the grand political process. He's hoping Atiku would reply so he can boast about dealing with him directly. Yet, we all know that if PDP had not sidelined him, he'd be writing "I just spoke with my friend and brother, Atiku, and I've come to realize he's a true unifier".

We all saw that coming.

Pharaoh4rin:
How did you see it coming? A political prophet?

A prophet? Lol... No wonder your pastors extort y'all. Dude, I don't need to be a prophet to make an informed forecast.

It was glaring Truss' government was falling apart at the seams. She appointed and then sacked her home secretary and chancellor within six weeks. That was chaotic. I was never a fan of Ms Braverman but replacing her with Shapps, a known critic, less than a week after sacking Kwarteng as chancellor just to appeal to a broader section of the Conservative party was a sign that her administration was hanging by a thread. Heck, she made more volte-face in her short-lived administration than many past PM's who spent more time in office.

But then if you still believe only divine prognostication could have predicted her resignation, then maybe I'm a prophet after all. Have you paid your tithe?

Pharaoh4rin:
The word "prophet" is not enshrined in Christianity alone. And I don't think my question was offensive. If I had used the word 'forcast', perhaps you'd have differed saliently. A guy like you is ready to spur anyone scurrilously at the the slightest engagement. Anyways, enjoy ur day.

Your question was clearly sarcastic cause you obviously knew I was no prophet. Or would you claim you honestly wanted to if I was a prophet? No, you used that word cause you thought I was just driveling. People like you fake innocence when your sarcasm is matched word for word or when it's obvious the other party knows what they're saying.

Insread of begging him for money or instead of giving him money? Your title doesn't make sense at all. Is he the one begging for money?

Really creative. Lol

Are you the artist? If not, please give credit to them by mentioning thier name. Using the words "artist" undermines the person behind this cool works of art.

cayorday89:
That's the best way to explain it, same way I felt when my mum told me and I can remember my hostel mates in Uni making jest of me when I told them there is fake Kote and Titus and they were like who manufactured the fake, funny enough few weeks later, I saw it on Nairaland been discussed, I just have to show them before they accepted. The fake kote is worst, it will be tasteless.

OK, I get it.

Lmao... is there anything like fake mackerel? It's not like it's manufactured. A look-alike maybe, but the word "fake" is somewhat hilarious

naijainstinct:
Great response Abike.

See, na craze dem dey take cure craze. No one has the monopoly of rudeness. I feel she was even lenient enough. How can you address someone's mother as mumu woman because she is holding a public office and holds a different political view from yours? If we were to rate public officers, Abike is doing far better than most of her peers.

Drug pushers, cultists and prostitutes tarnishing the name of our country abroad wants to have a say too. If you do anyhow for another man's land, you see anyhow.

I blame Indonesia, UAE, Singapore etc for their weak immigration processes. That's why they always attract the worst of us. I cannot imagine any sane person going through the hassle of academic credential evaluation, writing IELTS, obtaining police character certificate, going through strict medicals etc and then end up pushing drugs or forming cult groups. That's why mostly the best of us end up in US, UK, Canada and Western Europe.

I believe you and the lady missed the point. The fact that she used the word "ode", even though classless, isn't the issue. The issue is the fact that her post suggested Nigerians in Indonesia are drug dealers. Of course, many of them might be, but her sweeping statement undermines those who are working hard over there. In a bid to fire back, she undermined those she's meant to represent. I'm surprised she's not seeing this.

olab059:
This your story reminded of when I was doing my youth service in a village in th east, and I was bored, so I went to the market to buy two chicks. I thought they were agric...but later found out they were local. They started following me everywhere. Imagine walking around your corpers lodge to see all your friends, and two black chicks following you about. Even when I would be gisting with friends or playing whot with friends, they will come and sit on my head or shoulder. lol! They thought I was their mother.

Unfortunately, they followed me to see one of my friends one day, and while waiting outside, they ate ants that had been killed with Sniper, and it killed them. It was so heartbreaking...I had bonded with them so much.

@bolded, I wonder your reaction when you found out. And yes, they instinctively follow thier caretaker. Lol.

Farming is both fun and lucrative.

When I was a kid, there was a chick depot near our house. They sold in cartons, but I was able to buy one for N 15. When I got home, the little thing started following me everywhere I went. It was probably hungry and couldn't eat what I was feeding it. I can't remember what happened to it eventually, but I remember people laughing when they saw us together. If I weren't into tech, I'd probably be into animal husbandry. I like taking care of animals.

Nice one, OP. Good luck!

I've said it over and over again, this guy is campaigning for Tinubu.

This is the kind of conversation we need. Regardless of whose plan is more efficient, Obi gave him something to engage him on. Other candidates should present clear-cut economics plans so that both the opponents and the electorate can subject them to scrutiny. This is much better than all these "it is my turn", "don't vote Yoruba, don't vote Igbo", etc.

Lame title

Where has she ever said she hates Nigeria? So when she complained about things not going well in the country (just like everyone else), it means she hates Nigeria?

Maybe he wasn't able to get a work permit before his visa expired?

Sad

Afamed:
Where are the cities in Anambra this boy?

Do you know what is refereed to as city?

What is a city? Just curious.

She is pretty.

Persephone1:
Which one is 'Yo Fish' again?

This platform is full of kids. Lol

Nice!

BigDawsNet:
Would you have sex with someone from another political party?

Just look at this one.

You guys on this platform only think of sex. Morning, afternoon and night, sex sex sex! Kilode!

Nice handwriting...

Ilekokonit:
Once husband and wife sleep in different beds or in different rooms, the marriage is almost over and may not last for very long

This is so untrue. Lol

So what's breaking about the president talking to two governors?

tunjiajayi:
The shosho guy was from the east. As usual na the money enter him eye. Even as the tree cutting was illegal as narrated in the story and I am sure he must have been warned and chided at the scene but NO!

Ode eshi with chest beating no gree am live long.

He was just a paid operator called to cut down a tree. He was doing his job. But you guys will always find a way to make everything tribalistic. It's even possible his the client specifically gave him the job because he's not from there, and therefore, didn't know the history of the tree.

HRMK:
WHEN BEREFT OF INTELLIGENT AND SUPERIOR ARGUMENT YOU ROSORT TO BN INSULTIVE OR ABUSIVE!TOO BAD!!

What argument? Did you quote the wrong person? I wasn't arguing with you. You're not even the person I asked the question. And I wasn't even the one arguing with the person I asked the question. I only saw a word he used in his comment and I was scrolling through the "recent" page and wanted to know what that means. Nawa o.

Channah1:
Croacker.



No. The one they use is tilapia. It's scally but darker than this one.

Croaker*

Not even one of them got it right!

I hope they're OK though. Ugandans must be so embarrassed.

DeleTaller:
you are talking from ur anus... brainless negros who still believe Atiku will survive the defeat in Rivers....

Negros? What does that mean?

Mummyfour:
Eeyah?! I can buy and send it to you any time I travel to Enugu, that is if you are in Abuja

I wish! I'm in North America. The best I can do is imagine the taste of Enugu abacha while chewing pizza. Haha...