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 Nairaland General › Re: Why Do You Wake Up Late On Sundays? by EvilBrain1(m): 10:06pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
I have to be at work at 8am Monday to Saturday and I rarely get back before 9pm. I don't get enough sleep as it is and I'll be damned if I let some pastor guilt me into giving up the extra sleep I need to keep my sanity. Shoe me some proof that tour God actually exists anf I'll be happy to include him in my schedule. And someone should tell the religious ignoramuses that the Sabbath day is Saturday, not Sunday. Y'all are breaking one of the 10 commandments every week. Rest assured that God is going to fück you guys up when you die. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Why Do You Wake Up Late On Sundays? by EvilBrain1(m): 10:05pm On Oct 13, 2013*. Modified: 2:17am On Oct 14, 2013 |
I have to be at work at 8am Monday to Saturday and I rarely get back before 9pm. I don't get enough sleep as it is and I'll be damned if I let some pastor guilt me into giving up the extra sleep I need to keep my sanity. Show me some proof that your God actually exists and I'll be happy to include him in my schedule. And someone should tell the religious ignoramuses that the Sabbath day is Saturday, not Sunday. Y'all are breaking one of the 10 commandments every week. Rest assured that God is going to fück you guys up when you die. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: M.asturbation Has Eaten Deep Into My Life. I Want To Stop by EvilBrain1(m): 9:26pm On Oct 13, 2013*. Modified: 9:52pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
OP, stop listening to these religious ignoramuses jo. Másturbation is perfectly normal behaviour. Everybody does it from time to time including all those holier than thou pastors posting rubbish on this thread. You have nothing to be ashamed of and doing it is not going to harm you in any way. If you want to stop, it's really just a matter of self control. It's easier to do so if you have another séxual outlet like a wife or girlfriend. And most guys do it less as they get older so you'll probably grow out of it. But like I said, it's perfectly normal. Stop worrying and enjoy your life. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: MEME ZONE: Atheists Let's Unwind by EvilBrain1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
I can't decide who deserves this year's Nobel Peace Prize more, Malala or Edward Snowden. https://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2013-02-19-malala.jpg 8 Likes |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by EvilBrain1(m): 6:36pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
I play mostly indie games from Steam these days. Faster Than Light, Fez, and once in a while, Black Mesa. No time for gaming any more. My work is killing! |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date Or Marry An Atheist? by EvilBrain1(m): 11:40pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Someone please explain to me how being an atheist is a flaw. So because a guy won't believe the ridiculous fairytales our former slavemasters imposed on our forefathers without proof, you think there is something wrong with him? I suppose you want to marry someone who believes every búllshit story told to him without question. Is being a mugu now an attractive quality or what? Someone should please explain. 3 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 8:47pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: Who is "we?"Okay, fine. I leave room for the possibility of God. Except that by my estimation, the possibility of God is only as likely as the possibility of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And it's less likely than the possibility of space aliens secretly living among us, and far less likely than Tupac being alive and hiding in Ajegunle. Are you happy now? Have you finished doing the experiment yet? I'm still waiting. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 8:15pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: If you're not making a categorical claim that God doesnt exist but you are open to be convinced by "evidence," it means you think there might be a possibility that God exists.Abeg, please! What have we all been saying since the beginning of this thread? Show us the evidence and we'll believe. How can we claim to be logical if we refuse to be convinced by empirical evidence? You think we don't know how to accept difficult ideas? Have you ever read about quantum theory or general relativity before? Both are a million times more crazy than anything in the bible, yet we believe them because the evidence is there and so far, it is irrefutable. Evolution hurts my ego and I don't like many of its implications. But the evidence is concrete so I accept it warts and all because that's what a rational person does. You don't refuse to accept the truth just because you don't like it. Or because the stories they teach you in church make you feel better. You weigh the evidence objectively and accept the logical conclusion regardless of whether or not you like it. This is science we're talking about, it's not a gáddem popularity contest. Don't think that I'll let you off easily just because you've changed your tone. Basically, you have 3 options: 1. Do the experiment and prove your god exists. 2. Admit that you're the one who's irrational for believing in an ancient imported fairytale without a shred of evidence to support it. 3. Stop posting rubbish and wasting everybody's gáddem time. I'm waiting. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: Is it okay to make a categorical claim without empirical evidence of it - only on the lack of evidence to the contrary?You're the one who's making the categorical claim that your flying judeochristian monster exists. For me, I refuse to believe in such a thing until I see some proof. And unlike Pleaton, I don't even need anything as high-falluting as a space probe reading. I'll be more than satisfied with some simple statistical evidence. Here's how to convince me: You say your god answers prayers right? And Jebus loves the little children, right? And Christians are always praying for their kids to be safe, right? So show me a study showing that Christian children have a lower infant or under-5 mortality rate than the general population after correcting for socioeconomic status and country of origin. You can download census data from any country in Europe or the US and do it in minutes if you know how to use Excel. While this wouldn't prove outright that God exists, it would strongly suggest that something beyond science is happening and that there is a clear benefit to being a Christian. That would be enough to sway me and confuse Pleaton, Logicboi and all the other stubborn atheists. There's no way it can fail. The blessings of God are real. People give testimonies everyday about how God has protected them and preserved their families lives. The statistics must show the effect clearly. Are you ready to shut the doubting Thomases up for good? You could convince world governments to promote Christianity as a health and safety measure. You could win the Nobel peace prize for bringing the world back to God. It can't possibly fail! I'll be waiting for your to post your results. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: Is it okay to make a categorical claim without empirical evidence of it - only on the lack of evidence to the contrary?You're the one who's making the categorical claim that your flying judeochristan monster exists. For me, I refuse to believe in such a thing until I see some proof. And unlike Pleaton, I don't even need anything as high-falluting as a space probe reading. I'll be more than satisfied with some simple statistical evidence. Here's how to convince me: You say your god answers prayers right? And Jebus loves the little children, right? And Christians are always praying for their kids to be safe, right? So show me a study showing that Christian children have a lower infant or under-5 mortality rate than the general population after correcting for socioeconomic status and country of origin. You can download census data from any country in Europe or the US and do it in minutes if you know how to use Excel. While this wouldn't prove outright that God exists, it would strongly suggest that something beyond science is happening and that there is a clear benefit to being a Christian. That would be enough to sway me and confuse Pleaton, Logicboi and all the other stubborn atheists. There's no way it can fail. The blessings of God are real. People give testimonies everyday about how God has protected them and preserved their families lives. The statistics must show the effect clearly. Are you ready to shut the doubting Thomases up for good? You could convince world governments to promote Christianity as a health and safety measure. You could win the Nobel peace prize for bringing the world back to God. It can't possibly fail! I'll be waiting for your to post your results. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 5:17pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Reyginus: Lol. You even fail to understand that refusing to believe that any thing is true is already a belief.Any oyimbo that doesn't believe the Nigerian prince email in his box is irrational. After all, he doesn't have any proof the the sender isn't a Nigerian prince, trying to move $10billion dollars. out of the country and into your account (as long as you pay a small advance fee to show youre trustworthy. If you can't prove that Im not a real Nigerian prince, then why don't you believe? Why are you being so irrational? Most importantly, if there is no reason contrary to the belief you are .refusing, that is, if there is no reason for your adjustment, then we will have to question your psyche.The reason we are rejecting the belief is that there is no evidence for it. In fact, nobody has even managed to come up with a convincing philosophical argument for the existence of God. All you can do is insist that we take your word for it. Or believe some book (which one? there's so many). The only answer you're going to get from atheists is "show us some proof or stop wasting our time." See, your problem is you can't rid your mind of the fundamental assumption that the judeochristan god exists. And make no mistake, it is an assumption since you clearly have no proof. If only you could put aside all the "knowledge" you've been indoctrinated with and honestly ask yourself "Is there a God?", "Can there be more than one?" "What would such a being look or behave?" "Is there any way to prove it exists?" If you could reason this stuff out without falling back on your preconceptions, you'd get why we atheists are so skeptical of religion. Then maybe you could explain it to italo and save the rest of us some time. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 3:48pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: 1. Atheists do make positive claims e.g God is only a myth.Wrong. All we are asking is that you religious folks show us some evidence to back up the unbelievable things you claim. Until such evidence appears we don't believe you. You can't claim that you're a policeman and expect people to believe just because they can't disprove it. The default position is not to believe until you see a badge or a uniform or an ID card. Capisce? 2. Whoever said only positive statements should be defended?Common sense said so. Otherwise you'd just be like the boy asking someone to prove that he doesn't have the unseen baseball that he just claimed he had. If I said Evil Brain is NOT normal (no disrespect), wouldnt I be expected to defend it?Yes. I'd like to know how you came to that conclusion. Show me the relevant posts or any other evidence you have that I'm not normal, otherwise STFU. He who alleges must prove. Are you getting how this works? They dont just point that out. They go as far as asserting that my claims are false without any evidence for/against my claims.Your claims are false because you don't have any evidence to back them up. If you had any, you'd have shown us by now. The reason you're whining about stubborn atheists on the internet is because you have no proof to shut them up with. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by EvilBrain1(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
khattab02: Regarding the theory of Evolution, till Today it still a theory. I have not come arcoss A single book which says FACTS OF EVOLUTION? Till today Science has not been able to prove it to be Fact? Even Darwin himself says there were missing links.there are hundreds of Scientists that spoke against theory of evolution. Today it being studied in our schools and colleges has though it a fact, why? I don't know why?Ignorance. The word theory has a much stronger meaning in the scientific world than it does in common usage. Evolution is as close to a scientific certainty as it is possible to be. There is so much evidence that it's ridiculous that people who don't even understand it are questioning it. Here's a list of scientific theories that have less evidence supporting them than evolution: Newton's theory of gravitation. Einstein's theory of relativity Cell theory (All living things are made out of cells) The germ theory of disease. Heliocentric theory (The earth moves round the sun) If your standard of proof is so high that you don't believe in evolution, then you have no business believing in anything else. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 12:05pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Deep Sight: The only problem with this response is that there are no pastafarians in existence.What gives you the right to declare what other people do or do not believe in? How dare you call my religion puerile? How is is any less credible than yours? You Christians have started with your legendary intolerance and bigotry again. But the pastafarians will stand strong, even in the face of persecution. Also atheists aren't making any positive claims that they need to defend. They are just pointing out that your claims have no evidence backing them, and refusing to believe such claims until evidence is produced. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by EvilBrain1(m): 11:48am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Lordlexyy: Monumental lie. Just listen to yourself. The gibberish spoken by dogs or goats carries every air expression if i get you correctly. What you are saying in essence is that my cat in its expression has every coded language of communication?Human language is analogous to the sounds made by lower animals because that is what it evolved from. The sounds animals make all have meanings and are used to transfer information. The difference is that our sounds are much more complex than theirs because humans cooperate to a much higher degree than any other creature. Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Dolphins and Gorillas also have complex languages. Not quite as complex as humans, but a lot more than your cat. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 11:38am On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: Atheism is just as irrational and ignorant as it claims theism is. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by EvilBrain1(m): 11:33am On Oct 07, 2013 |
italo: Atheism is just as irrational and ignorant as it claims theism is.Christianity is just as irrational and ignorant as it claims pastafarianism is. Christianity has no empirical evidence to hack its bogus claims: "The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a myth" yet it expects pastafarians to believe its positions on the Flying Spaghetti Monster which is based on blind faith, not reason. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by EvilBrain1(m): 4:26pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
@OP The reason people are making fun of you is that your questions betray a total lack of even a basic knowledge of what evolution is or how it works. To those of us that understand evolution, your post looked ridiculous and stúpid (no offence). What makes it worse is that people have answered these questions so many times on Nairaland and other sites that it's hare to believe that you're not just trolling. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you actually want to learn, but I'm not going to write another long epistle explaining what is basic, secondary school biology. You are going to have to educate yourself cos I'm done with teaching people on Nairaland. But first you need to delete everything you think you know about evolution from your brain, because you clearly don't have a clue about it. Accepting that you are ignorant is the first step on the road to enlightenment. Then you need to read some credible materials written by real scientists, not religious apologetics or pseudoscience peddlers like answersingenesis. [url=darwin200.christs.cam.ac.uk/pages/index.php?page_id=d]Here is a very good website that explains evolution and Darwinism is a simple and easily digestible manner[/url]. It also covers some of the flaws and errors in Darwin's original theory and many of the advancements that have been made since then. The site is designed for children, so if you still don't get it, then you have a serious problem. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Ask God One Serious Question by EvilBrain1(m): 11:44pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Dear Lord, why is it that the people who follow your laws most devoutly are always the angriest, most hateful, violent, misogynistic, racist and evil people on the planet? Why do people have to ignore so many of your laws just to live peacefully with their fellow humans? 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Joel Osteen: God ‘absolutely’ Accepts homosexuals by EvilBrain1(m): 11:30pm On Oct 04, 2013*. Modified: 11:49pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Anybody who cares what this Osteen person thinks is a clueless mȏron. The guy is about as obvious as a conman can be. He only says what people want to hear. They call him the cotton candy preacher, very sweet but no substance. He might as well wear a sign that says "I just want your money". The guy needs to learn some subtlety from more skilled conmen like TD Jakes and Creflo Dollar. Just to be clear though, homosexuality is a normal variant of human sexuâl behaviour. This is not an opinion but a fact. Also, there is no god. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Samsung Smart Tv With Hand And Voice Recognition by EvilBrain1(m): 11:56pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Someone please explain to men why the hell I should pay extra for a TV that forces me to wave my hands around like an ȋdȋot just to change the channel? How is that better than just using the remote? These people are selling a solution to a non-existent problem. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Today Is International Blasphemy Rights Day by EvilBrain1(m): 3:57pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
aManFromMars: on a serious note, what is this supposed to achieve?To defend the right to free speech from the religious fanatics who want to curtail it. And also for the lols. https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8011/7294813238_cbd9ac2661.jpg |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is African Traditional Religion Seen As Demonic? by EvilBrain1(m): 12:18am On Sep 30, 2013 |
MamiWata: So marry a traditional and help build it back up. That's what I did. It starts with us.Or teach your children that the imported religions are bullshȋt and warn them to guard their minds against the indoctrination they will inevitably face from christian and muslim 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What Will You Be Doing In Heaven For All Eternity? by EvilBrain1(m): 12:02am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Enjoying the sight of other people suffering in torment for ever and ever. Better that watching TV and it never gets boring. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: MEME ZONE: Atheists Let's Unwind by EvilBrain1(m): 12:37am On Sep 23, 2013 |
This quote is from an article Carl Sagan wrote just before he died. https://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-02-15-CARL-SAGAN-make-the-most-of-this-life.gif 5 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: MEME ZONE: Atheists Let's Unwind by EvilBrain1(m): 12:24am On Sep 23, 2013 |
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