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Citizenshelm:
Is it right for a husband to carry his plate to the kitchen after eating?

It is absolutely wrong, Sir.

He should actually kick the plate into the sink, wash it, and properly kick back into the plate rack.

Or, in order to avoid injury on his toes, I think he should kuku back the plate with a very strong wrapper to the kitchen!

Rapecase:
I am pretty sure I can comfortably pay your salary for the next 3 years. 100% sure of it and I don't even know you.

Stop running your mouth. You don't know me.

Please Sir, stop replying senseless posts and focus on important things, jare.

Don't waste that useful time, I beg you.

InansBobo:
what if his arrogant cousin breaks one of their heads

He won't. He should keep portraying the guys (his friends) as very good people who assisted him when even his best friends abandoned him

Zoroaster:
Most of the idiots that commented didn't read through.. Only the headines

It's so disappointing that they're unable to read, yet they had the guts to call Op names with their low IQ comments.

ITbomb:
Me that remember Buhari swearing in date, do I love him?

Read the whole story to understand better. There are other underlining issues Op mentioned aside wedding anniversary.

paparazzi1987:
You don’t have sense if wedding anniversary is your top priority in marriage.

Your conclusion is wrong here. Read the whole story to understand better. There are other underlining issues Op mentioned aside wedding anniversary.

ThreeBlackBird:
I sometimes forget my own birthday, how much more anniversary?

Read the whole story to understand better. There are other underlining issues Op mentioned aside wedding anniversary.

Ijaycool:
Me that forgets my birthday, have I committed suicide?

Read the whole story to understand better. There are other underlining issues Op mentioned.

HIPROFILE:
You be guru guru i swear .....baddest idea!

Thank you bruv.

tunize:
U suppose dey act wit nollywood oooh chai.

My brother, no be lie you talk. Na role I never get.

ThePreachersSon:
Neighbors fit go fu¢k this brilliant idea. And e be like say the cousin don get babe for the compound o. Remember say na girl come tell our guy say e cousin don show.

Yes. The babe go join the next plan now. If dem act am well, sister sef go confuse die.

Everything na brain, my brother.

justmenoni:
And what will happen to the female neighbor?

The way those guys will act will leave the neighbour confused.

He should even collect her phone number and call her once in a while to help him beg those guys, that things are hard for him where he's presently putting up and he doesn't have money to rent a place now. That they should please allow him to come squat with them temporary before he gathers money to rent a place.

By the time he uses calls to disturb the lady, she'll be more confused than ever.

Few days after their friend is back in his apartment, they should pretend they're traveling again for urgent business. They should tell his female neighbour to help them keep an eye on him, in case he violates any of the agreements he had with them. And should he accommodate any other person, she should please give them a call. They'll then drop one "the number you're calling is not reachable" number with her and leave. Afterall, they traveled, abi? It could then mean there's no network where they traveled to.

I am just looking for a way he can part ways with his cousin amicably and his friends still remain in one piece.

tunize:
U suppose dey act wit nollywood oooh chai.

Tats:
What if his cousin who is visiting decides to arrange hard guys to deal with his friends, as per they are messing with my cousin?
His friends could be in danger just by this action. Its not just the guy who appears to be in the process of being evicted by following this route, but the visiting cousin too.

Honesty is the best policy or the other option is taking the issue up with family.

Just looking for a way he wouldn't become enemies with his cousin in the future. Applying little bit of wisdom and diplomacy wouldn't hurt.

That was why I said he shouldn't give the impression that the guys are his friends.
They are just good people who accommodated him. That's only.

You can do something.

Confide with your trusted and closest friends in school. Let them come and act up like, because they allowed you to put up with them, you're now forming owner of the house, abi? Just a little travel for few months and you're already feeling like Landlord, abi? And as if that's not enough, you went ahead to accommodate someone else.

They should ask you to pack your things and leave the room immediately before they get you arrested. You on the other hand should pretend to beg with tears in your eyes, that they should allow you to finish your exams and you'll go look for another accommodation.

Of course they're meant to say no. You no understand? You on the other hand will be grumbling as in, how are you going to cope now.
Just pick your few clothes and go stay in your friends apartment while they stay in yours. Like temporarily swapping apartment.

Make sure all this is played out when your cousin will notice at least part of the drama. I know he'll want to fight them, but just let him know that you can't pay good with evil. And that you leave them to God. And that those guys have been helpful to you for a long time now. Don't call them friends in your cousin's presence so he wouldn't know what's up.

I hate rubbish abeg.

Righteousness89:
Sad News.... Too bad..
Condolences to the Family...

Let we who are alive make use of the life we have... Make Peace with JESUS CHRIST.. so that you won't cry [/b]" I thy know"[b] on the other side..

"Had I Known"

Greatresearcher, go back and apologize to God for doubting His existence and He'll take away fear from your life.

This God I am talking about is The Almighty God and He holds the key to your peace of mind.
Embrace Him now and see how glorious your life becomes.

You are living in the bondage of fear, and that's not right, my brother.

[/b]One more thing, please.
STOP calling females here, that have dedicated their useful time to advise you wh*ore. Stop it already. Be matured and civil please![b]

Op, try and locate any RCCG Provincial Headquarter near you and explain all these to them. They will help rehabilitate you.
Or tell them to help you get in touch with Pastor Rapu. He's a popular Pastor in The Redeemed Christian Church of God.

By the time you come back from the Rehab, you won't even recognize yourself again.

Just try open up on everything you have done and you're doing right now. They will help guide and direct you accordingly.

May you be completely free from all your addictions and every vices in Jesus Name, Amen!

missidy:
Make a portrait of him or him and his wife. A drawing or a painting. They will value it.

Op, go for Trendyprettygirl and Missidy's advise.

Those rich folks always value cards, portraits and wine more than anything.

Make a quality portrait of him and his wife, and add a bottle of good wine when presenting it.

Then try as much as possible to stay in touch with them even after you're done with your service. Who knows, the man might through his connection, help get you a job after you're done.

Sad

To add to the list:

1. Some destinies will be altered and permanently destroyed tomorrow.

2. Some godly purposes will be sacrificed at the altar of fornication tomorrow.

3. Some people will cry "had I known" after tomorrow.

4. There will be threads in April/ May seeking for our advise on Nairaland for the girl they impregnated during the Valentine and never wish to marry.

5. Even their female counterpart will come to ask us what they should do since the guy that impregnated them during the Valentine is either a married man who said he can't leave his wife for a side chic. Or a hit and run lover boy who's not ready to settle down now, or in the nearest future.

6. They will be weeping and gnashing of teeth to some unfortunate ones tomorrow.
TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FORE ARMED.

The Love of Christ for mankind, gives so much joy and adds no sorrow. Embrace that unconditional love today.

udoekere:
I am an upcoming gospel artiste and I have been struggling in the brainstorming of catchy names due to the fact that my real name (Aniebiet) is difficult to pronounce.

So I want to ask if it is advisable that I should get a nickname or go for my real name due to the kind of music I'm into.

Please use your real name.

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

If I were you I'll buy her a Val gift instead. If she's impressed with your gift, she can personally invite you out as her Val, because you would've done what no other male employee had the guts to do.

But asking her out on a Val date? Please tread cautiously.

NwaEje:
I think I agree with you sir, Miss Amakavula's assumptions were probably too ''high'' and maybe her ''imaginations'' and expectations of her date turned out wrong, leaving her disappointed!
Also, the disappointment might have been so glaring as daylight (even though she tried to 'hide' it) and left the ''confident but kinda introverted'' doctor in utter confusion. It ain't his fault...
Miss Amakavula ne vous attendez pas à grand chose ou
vous seriez déçu

Bon conseil.
Ne me dérange pas que ce gars l'attaque partout