₦airaland Forum

I feel your plight bro, all u need is work on yourself. Use ur siblings as practice.
Key point: before u say any word out, first say it to yourself like 3time. Don't be in a rush to say any word. Before u know it, you will be speaking more fluently. Don't beat yourself too much. Just follow this small rules DAT how to beat stammering.

Kpokripo ball, Best played with 4 man post, on a cemented area. In fact, that is what the ball is made for. FOUR MEN POST!

Apus:
Indomie generation.

OP how about old Schweppes (loved the pineapple variant), soda water, maltonic, that very big Coca-Cola family bottle with plastic cover ...memories!!

Kai, u hit d spot
Add krest n crush,.
U are so right on that pineapple variant of Schweppes. I didn't know why they shutdown, they were the best soda company.
Crush was better Dan fanta, even CIA bottle symbolize royalty.

Godmercy86:
the only sure way of becoming a super rich perm sec or DG is through massive looting and other conies. Ur analysis is sooo poorly poor

DG n perm.sec are politicize. U much know a senator or bribe ur way to DAT position. The only position u will reach as a ambitious person in govt. Agency, parastatals, ministries is director. D.G is different ball game, eg. a Nigerian working in UK all most all his life, can be made a DG of nafdac. Without minding ppl that had worked for 25years +, with loads of experiences and had risen in ranks in the same agency. Thats why Nigeria is in a deep shit. Take a look our ministers, juxtapose their position and actual area of discipline.

If him like, make he rap like Eminem. We know this drill, it not going to sell

3 and 4 for me

creating useless agency, this should be a department in Nigerian bureau of statistics or NCC. Nonsense!!!

I used to shoot films and music video, u can use toy guns, just carry some form of ID card DAT shows ur a director or a movie academy students, in case of pros

shalomm:
Really? I can track anyone, but only if they have committed a crime or you paying me to find someone for personal reasons.

I quoting for future purposes

Kobojunkie:
And I am telling you that the very same divorce process available in Nigeria to the rich among them is also available to the poor in the same Nigeria.

You say the man was already done with the woman the moment he saw her in the restaurant, but that means absolutely nothing. So long as he is married to her, she can file marriage abandonment charges against him and have divorce processed that way.

Choice to remain in marriage? According to the OP, the man abandoned the marriage and since it takes two to make a marriage, what rational is there in choosing to live as an abandoned spouse? These women ought to have had their divorce processed through the courts is what I posted there.

So u believe in Nigerian judicial process? Wake up and smell the coffee. Maybe u just graduated from law sch , u just wan flex your discipline

Shokoloko:
Don't let social media especially Nairaland deceive you that Igbos are not in good terms with fellow Nigerians.
The truth is money is in good terms with money. [/b]The people who are not in good terms with each other are those hurting economically no matter the tribe.

[b]Hunger/poverty is not in good terms with Hunger
Did you see that Abba Kyari attended Obi Cubana's mother's burial.
Did Lola Okoye tell you she has a problem with her Igbo husband?
Did AY tell you that he is not in good terms with his Igbo wife?
Is Joseph Yobo not in good terms with Adaeze Yobo (an Igbo girl)?

Just so you know. all your governors and politicians regardless of tribe are in good terms with each other.
After quarrelling in the news, the members of Arewa consultative forum and Ohaneze will go out and laugh at the common Nigerian over bottles of beer and wine.

I believe that the average Igbo man is not in terms (good or bad) with anyone. He just wants to do business and go back home safely.

You also forgot to include the source/link for your assertion about Igbo men wanting white wives. Could you paste that?

Sometimes I wonder, where I could meet your likes. Ladies that possesses your kind of intelligent is bare.

elrufiason:
In as much as stealing, thuggery, bully and armed robbery is bad, let's be frank to ourselves, money no dey circulate well for this country.

The sooner the politicians, and the wealthy Nigerians get to know that they are creating a hostile country to live in, the better for us all.

Just last week, teni complained of misplacing her earrings worth 2million naira.
Some people dey find quarter of that money to start business.
Dino with is fleet of cars circulating the internet, someone might say to himself "if only I can just have one of the tyre to sell off to solve my problems".

That is life my brother, is a general thing. This Life no balance at all

bigpicture001:
Chinmark is real... It's not a forex company... What they do is simple... Take people's money and do real physical investment.. like build and sell houses, do a city Uber services, giv loans on interest... Those kind of simple things..

So I strongly believe, they didn't crash.. it's anxiety of investors....

Na dem still get Kilimanjaro

We all have our shortcomings, u want her to be perfect which is not possible. To me though, is not red flag, with all d merits and demerits of her personality you wrote, the merit supersedes.
Any man that is looking for a fully perfect woman, is sitting on a long thing

BKsoul2:
i just sent it now......

You have a good soul, God bless you.
But u have to be careful, so ppl will not abuse ur kindness

I came to my friend matriculation, and his older sister came and ask me to join hand and serve d guests. I was so embarrassed

OctoberEleven:
Photographers in the house should come and explain to us what Telescopic macro lens does. Sounds like a dope camera feature

Lens DAT has the ability to magnify small object

I found it hard to believe that some one will a set 70k ablaze because he is angry, even a mad man won't do that, in this our wonderful economy.
If ur story happens to be true, my sis una problem pass seeking advise, in fact the only soludo is una cut am off, relocate where he no go know. But be keeping tabs on him from afar. Any body way him anger don reach to burn thousands of cash, is capable to be a serial killer and arsonist name it. U need a very drastic solution?, military suppose don even enter d case

Go for cinematography, if you can shoot movie, intuitively u will know photography.
Cinematography is just a moving photo.
Video is made by taking numerous at a given time Than playing it together.

In cinematography u hear a camera shoots
24 frames per sec, 25 frames for sec, 60 frames per second.
It means in every sec d camera takes 24 pictures.
I can even lecture u on cinematography because I went to a film sec to study it.
Knowing ur onion on cinematography is not always d game. The game is being in the biz and getting jobs, because it has to do with connection

Nonsense, he will still take rebooster take

nedekid:
Horrible. Just after nysc, I think 1996/97 or so. Someone told me of yam business and how lucrative. I interviewed him, got details. I went to mile 12, did my research. Saw it might be lucrative. I then gathered 150k then, took the guy along. We went early in the morning and entered transport with one of the yam traders to buy. Paid her transport to show us the way. Most, if not all were women. Na so journey start. From description it was meant to be few hours journey. Omo we traveled for over 9-12hrs to get there. Cannot remember the name of the place. But I remember passing a old colonial sign board with old Oyo empire written on it. We further entered a rickety vehicle that drove on a dirt dusty road for a long time. By the time we got to the place my hair, nostrils etc was red from the dust! I looked like someone from Mars!
Now the yam market was in a very large clearing, like a field. The farmers will bring the yam and place them in bundles of 10, 20, 50 or 100 ( cannot exactly remember). You will the go and price each bundle with other buyers. Truelly they were cheap. When you buy you have people you pay that will gather your bundles.
Time is of essence. You must buy fast and accumulate the quantity you need to load them early in a truck before morning. I bought enough to fill half a 911 mecedes truck the following day. Those women will buy and do groupage. Ie several buyers loading in same truck.
See, different people will come for fees oh. Tickets etc.
By 3 am in morning the truck moved. Do you know the women climbed the stacked up yam on the truck and told me ajebuter to climb too .? Me that bought half truck! I no gree. Bottomline I had to squeeze in the cabin after 1 woman dropped.
Now traveling back to Lagos was another matter. Nobody told me you will meet checkpoint where you have to pay. Aside police, you have farmer union, forestry, produce people, local government and all sorts on the road that late at night. Before the truck changes gear, another stop and pay. Their work is to collect both legal and illigal taxes.
We even met an accident where an truck that left before us rolled over. Several women died and some injured.
Finally we got to Lagos ie mile 12. A whole new ball game.
You as the importer of the yam cannot sell. You have people that own space that you will offload your yam too that will sell for you! You will pay them first for ground, then they sell and also make theirs. So my "seller" was selling mine and others. Omo, he will negotiate anyhow price with people and tell me to take the money! Me I will be arguing as a "jew" man while the women will shake their head and take the money saying sometimes you make loss. As howww!!
Me I did not know the dangers of not selling and they did not tell me.
I sat down in the sun all day waiting for gradual sales. Do you know those women sold anyhow, gathered their small money and disappeared. Apparently they had entered the boot of those trucks and headed back to that jungle after old Oyo empire!
That night I went home. Finally had a bath after 3 days.
As early as 5 am I was back at mile 12, see shocker, they had moved my yams aside as new trucks had arrived with fresh yams, for the first time I heard of what is called "old yam". My yam was now old yam and had shurnked, was darker in color than the freshly offloaded ones! A bundle they priced for eg 8k the day before and I refused was now being priced 4500! Infact few people were pricing them. New trucks with fresh ones kept comming!
To cut the story short, I had to get a vehicle to pack my remaining yams home. Out of my 150k I had only sold recovered like 50k!
Some women around the area stated buying them as if they were doing me charity work. I don't think I saw up to 65k of my money.
Anyway what I found out is that those women "importers" are stuck in the vicious circle. They have no option. Some as the travel to market, they don't get home for weeks, as from there they sell, gather what they can and enter returning trucks back and forth.
Do they make money, well, that is relative. Is the risk worth it? To me, no. There are easier ways of making money.
Theirs is what jay z calls a "hard knock life" .
Pardon my long story. You asked for it.
Nb: The type of yam was called Abuja yam back then.

More like running a rat race thinking they are making money.

nedekid:
Omo, I no been Wan talk before, because the way the op wrote his break down was the same way some one broke down yam business for me and I took all my savings after nysc in the 90s to go buy half a 911 of yam. Omo, watin my eyes see ehhh. I no baf sef for 3 days.

Abeg no kill me with laugh. Sometimes I do laugh at ppl that are financially unintelligent.
Ppl go just open your unguarded mouth to say "I started a biz with 27 thousand and made 1million in a month".and greedy mentalists will garbage in, one week they will garbage out.

How can somebody give you 200k all counterfeit, and u didn't know, how dumb can u be. If u be my salesgirl, u dey pay be back my money, this ur cry na shit

I had won 50million from peak In raffle draw, but they didn't give it to me, I was in primary schools. If u had three wrapper from peak tin milk u will just do raffle draw, I won d ultimate prize. They wrote down my name. If u see how I was jumping up n down. I came d next day I didn't see dem again

Aluta continua!!

For d ppl saying the yanse small, All yanse matters

LesbianBoy:
Ribery was not phenomenal that year he was just in a team that won treble. But this one Lewandowski won treble and was the main man even broke a record in his league. Come on!

You guys hatred for Ronaldo dey make una lie up and down

I am a Ronaldo fan bro, riberi deserved d adward likewise sneida in 2010 but was given to messi, then this year come on na lewan, I even surprise to see messi carry am. But life sucks bro, let just congratulate messi and move on

Debts are different, one way of becoming rich is making good use of debt, I done mean borrowing to buy cars or pay rent or fund useless lifestyle, that's what made dangote what he is, dangote is always in debt but he is d richest man.
If ur just saving in Nigeria not investing, u are just beginning the journey of a poor man,unless u are saving in dollars. If it is in naira u are killing your self. Because 1million in ur account today in next 5 years its purchasing power fit reduce by 50times. But if have 1 million worth of good in the warehouse in 6months e fit worth up to 10 million.
I made a comment on one tend earlier this year on goods to invest in, check those goods now, that's how to be rich in naija

A badly photo shopped imagine, believe this u believe anything.
Fake news up and down. This country don tire me. Is degrades my thinking every day. Good journalism has been thrown to the dogs. Every body is looking for fast buck. No love for professionalism!, no love for patriotism!, How can we grow as a nation for Christ sake!!!!!!!.
How journalists report news this days is an insult to my intelligent.

Homeboiy:
If na you dey your DP

The guy just lied to you

Beauty bayi

My brother, I was wondering o

Okudiover:
Some of the commentators out of hatred for the Igbos are busy justifying genocide. This government and others before it have encouraged this sort of thing. It's a pity that the African man, the black man is crude by nature. There will never be a cure for this madness. I will advise all who care to hear me that there is no justice nor law and order. You are all on your own. You are your own protectors there is no government because they have failed and are more than ever determined to keep failing. This is why I believe whether you are in one Liegeria or Biafra you will still be under the "Dark Continent" called Africa.

What's why the Whites depicted "SATAN" as a black man. Because evil dwells in d heart of black man. Black lives doesn't matter to black folks while will it now matter to d whites. Sometimes when we suffer these racial abuses and profile, I don't really blame them, if ur are vexed go back to ur root and fix your system. U can't go to another man's country that is already made and expect to feel like a king.
Leave Britain or USA in the hands of a black folks, they will run it to shreds

We business men do this kind of ordeal very much, sometimes myself, " how I wish DAT I am a gov. Civil servant "