₦airaland Forum

alienvirus:
Crap.

The world is talking about AI, Autonomous vehicles, edge computing, genetic engineering, SDN, body sweat powered wristwatches... these ones are fighting on Wednesday morning whilst some lazy youths glue to their TVs, wasting their lives, oxygen and global space.

Not even a toothpick they can produce. Nothing in their heads.

You see, you introduce nonsense to engage yourselves while others think for you, do marvelous stuff and you will go there, begging and buying.

Neocolonialism in its finest form.

Guy calm down, our education system is a mess, even at this technological era, Nigerian still dey crave for basic amenities, we never see food chop self, no be when ur brain get adequate glucose u go dey thing of sophisticated technology

Zero sugar contains aspertame which is a protein, but is it 500times sweeter than sugar.
Meanwhile is not advisable to take d zero sugar because of risk of kidney damage better stick with ur regular coke or Pepsi

Thank God for the course I studied (food sci n tech). It really helped me to keep my health in check

How can person be dating an undergraduate, these are prone to happen. If u want a serious relationship, pls be date a working class lady or bizness lady n make sure u yourself is a working class guy or bizness guy

MyExpression:
It's not unexpected in dat your enugu.
You get married to an already made man, you dont know how he hustles.

Most na drugs and yahoo....some don sell kidney sef.
They just marry you, buy you cars, keep you for big house and visit once in a while.
Others, work their ass off all day. When they get home, all they need from the *ever complaining HOUSE WIFE* is food and peaceful rest.
But since she has been jobless all day, na preek dey hungry her.

This is have seen in Enugu...and some Eastern States.

ON THE FLIPSIDE.

Women push their men away when they deny him sex in the name of being angry and not in the mood.
If you try dat nonsense twice, the man immediately gets an option outside.
Men no like too much stress ontop kpekus wey dem fit get outside with small change.
Don't push your man out and turnaround to say he's denying you sex!

Which part of are u noticing this, this 042 I dey stay so?

That road is a death trap, I have never seen a major road, to leads to another state so narrow, and large vehicle always ply on DAT road daily. I remembered d tym when when big trailer failed break, killing students in their numbers from Absu umuahia extension to moau main gate

dosage150:
Abi, actually thinking of getting a hotel job to compliment my allowance with,

Dem do tie u down, but I go dey look out for u

dosage150:
Definitely one of these days we are seeing, yet to settle down


Thinking of getting a part-time job, Don't know how possible it will be be, can you be of help sir ?

My brother, job no dey Enugu o, unless all those small small jobs like security, sales boy, way go dey pay 30k 20k or 10k

Sirmuel1:
Oh God of all wisdom, give me an idea!! I want to build a multimillion dollar company!!! Just an idea, will change my life forever!



Modified: I'm saying this because I've done so many businesses and I have failed. Seems nothing is actually working out lol

Pls on going bro, don't relent

dosage150:
A corps member posted to the state
Serving in IMT Enugu

Ohh, that is nice, happy service year, u dey for town, u go flex tire, woman scatter, if not for my busy schedule,we for link up. But if u get money to burn, we go dey connect on sunday

dosage150:
Boss good morning
just relocated to Enugu
Can we link up?

Are you a business man, or white collar job man

Danisaint112:
I get your point. But bro while always supervising the process you can be tagged a cheater by your wife.

This housegirl of a something brings more trouble than you can imagine. I haven't lived with one before but with the experience of people, it's a no,no for me.

Lastly, I can't stand the sight of someone maltreating someone child in my presence. I don't pray for such wife. But I would rather not take the risk.

I swear bro, I rather not take DAT bet

TheZebra:
I seem to wonder why people think this man's wealth is il-gotten....He seems legit to me. If you know him personally please enlighten me about his life, I'm just curious

Highest importer of Hennessey drinks, owns chains of hotels in owerri, Abuja, Enugu, Lagos, port Harcourt and Dubai

Skyfornia:
Still the best bank for online transactions...their mobile app is second to none. Simple and efficient...
If a client transfer money to you, whether you received alert or not, you can easily confirm by checking the mobile app.

This is the only reason y I am with dem

All I see is a picture of a car and how is it gotten.

Newboss:
What are you even saying? So he should start cramming names and core values instead of focusing on his job? Some people are not good with names. I went through university without knowing any lecturer's full name. I just know say the name na John. I have worked in many places without knowing the oga's full name. Those guys were looking for anything to use to cast him. People even have issues remembering names. These are real things any adult can relate with. Let's stop all these hypocritical attitude.

What do u mean by cramming, so, as a head of operations in your organization, u don't know ur organization's core value. So what are u are you doing there? Most Nigerians are just not employable.
This is just the case of our historic "oga at the top".

musicwriter:
My brother it's very worrying but not even Nigerian companies. In 2009 I sent an email to Google informing them what to do to improve some products, they implemented everything I told them without even replying my message.

I now have an idea of a company and service that can bury google and WhatsApp but the problem is how to go about it. Sell the idea to someone and they'll run away with it.

Go for loan, create your ur own and build am. Or rather sell it to big company

Buhari is in london for medical treatment, tinubu is in London for medical treatment, our medical doctors are underpaid and our facilities is in sorry state
Buhari is a our sitting president,
Tinubu is the next president probably,
They got huge fans in Nigeria.
My God!!, this the country I found myself, how I wish someone can help to secure a job in USA or Canada, I am ready to abandon my bizness here without batting an eye!!, Things I encounter in this country daily is not good for my mental health. I am too sane to be insane!!!

ObaKlaz:
From the very first two paragraphs, what my mind went to was 'the Easterners'.

You're toast if you ever speak in a dissenting voice to their one-way pattern of thinking. I mean, just look at them all over Nairaland, cussing and rainning invectives on whoever doesn't lay his/her head on the same pillow of opinion as theirs.
It didn't take long reading from me before the writer affirmed my suspicion.
Parents reel out laws in the home & almost never give the children the chance to explain why they run foul of these laws before punishment is meted out on 'em.

The university lecturer is a god who wouldn't hesitate to crush erring students who wouldn't be 'agreeable'.

Fashola who once criticised the former admin took over the reins and started singing a different tune.

Every Nigerian is indeed a tyrant only just waiting to clinch the instrumentality of power to express his dictatorial inclinations on the rest aspiring tyrants!

I couldn't agree more brother!!

Yeye bello visit has been fruitful

Tfstyler:
Brother the prayer we should all be praying is that God take us all out of poverty if no be sapa— wetin be 5h?


Everything you order on Jumia today is on me. Check my signature.

How I go take do am

God abeg do fast use ur kobobo come, come n flog sense in us o

I learnt how to stay on my own alone since when I am a teen. Because I live in my head, I create an environment I love or wanted to be in and start living on it.

Your definition of double dating is not right. Double date mean u bring ur date and ur friend bring his own date to eat out or something.
Before u write am article, make una do research nah. Nigerian self!, nah u una dey release bogus information

As the spirit leads

humilitypays:
CC Hellenic is the global umbrella body that operate Coca Cola brand worldwide (not yet in all countries, USA is not among Hellenic I guess) . Their headquarters is in Switzerland and they have a synchronized system that ensure same operation all over the world they operate. CC Hellenic is the biggest global operator of Coca Cola brand.

While NBC is the group that operates the Coca Cola brand In Nigeria but they have also joined CC Hellenic brand.


So one can say contract and full staff cos NBC have joined CC Hellenic but I don't think it's fully or partially

How? The country, coca cola was invented is USA

NovusHomo:
Now its insults. Typical, when logic is too much to grasp. You schooled me . If only you knew! I told you already: white people create opportunities for themselves and their societies. Its nice to cite Obafemi Awolowo. Everybody does without putting his sayings in context. Awo was referring to the larger society and the role of leaders, especially political leaders. Apply that to parents (leaders in each household), and the implication is huge. Eventually, it is society that pays the price of their laziness and carelessness. Why not ask your "communal living" members to stop having children like rabbits. Tell them to come together and clean up all the unoccupied land in the neighborhoods to plant vegetables instead of whinnying about rising cost of food items? In places with better economies, people grow their own food as a hobby. Shouldn't that be a necessity to poorer economies? But they wont, they expect their uncles and aunties to give them money for food. How do you expect someone with two children to help someone with ten? What is going to remain for him to raise his own children? In the end, they drag you to their own level. Helping such folks eventually leads to your own poverty. I refuse to be made poor because of some family members who do not understand what life entails. It is the feeling of entitlement that you attempt to cloak in the garment of morality. I DO NOT CARE. Let each carry his own responsibility. Thank you teacher. I stop here. There is no need for you to respond.

Too much knowledge sir, I doubt u base in Nigeria, this is hardcore truth, but if take I microscopic view, the other guy is right at some point.
Literally, most relations don't want to help, even if it wouldn't take any thing from dem,
My brother I know a man, he was once a commissioner in inec, the man used his office to employ almost everybody in his village. This happened when I am in primary sch, did u know the man good deeds is still speaks for him still today. The man grand daughter recently got a job at inec by a man hu d granddad help DAT time.
My brother just take d tins of this world with lose hand. Help if u can, every body get dia own destiny, some ppl just need a push, not everybody will be knowledgeable like you.
From your write up, it is obvious u are educated and knowledgeable. At a point," too much knowledge can be foolishness".
I do admire did Socrates quotes "no evil can happen to a good person whether dead or alive" and "the true form of knowledge is knowing you know nothing".

oyeb15:
Inborn rivalry. If the eldest child is the first millionaire in the family, he/she won't want the younger ones to reach that feat so that they will remain at his/her mercy as the leader.

But,If the younger or youngest child is the first millionaire, the family will balance like the case of the Obi cubanas , emoney etc

Is a lie, my mum eldest brother, is most selfless man in d whole world. God!!! I never see.

Dey duped you with such bundle of fake notes n u couldnt dictate it, I will only forgive you if only u started this biz 2weeks ago maybe due to ur naiveness. But if u had been in this POS business for 6months and someone cowed you with fake notes and go scot free. Then are you very dumb n stupid

OChimex:
The girl is wrong, though, but........

Holding her for 2k which she will eventually not pay and waste the whole day? Come on who is losing?

Do you know how much he had lost for the time he is wasting there?

I have come to understand that just very few people have wisdom....

Oga driver should count the 2k as his lost, and waste no further time with a fool, move on with his day hustling, he go still recover the 2k lost... just report her to UBER.... instead of insisting in getting 2k and lose more

Guy no talk like DAT, even if I no fit get the money, I go disgrace her well well.so next time him no go try am. Na una type dey make gals feel entitled, feeling they dey will get away with any thing.

Jeez, no be DAT woman way acted king of boys, abi an I mistaken

African man oppressing fellow African man. It is a normal thing, we ain't suppose to be surprise. We hate ourselves soo much, no love among ourselves, without white men in our life, we would would have been worst. Its the d White that DAT emancipated us from slavery, killing of twins. When it comes to money, forget it, a black man wouldn't bat an eye to kill his fellow black.
I don't mean to be rude to us. But mehn we get a long way to go, especially Nigerians

hammerDK:
NOTHING SWEET BLACK MAN PASS OPRESSION.



SEE THE MONKEYS ON FP, JUMPING FOR JOY THAT EVIL IS BEING COMMITTED AGAINST A PEOPLE ON THEIR OWN ANCESTRAL LAND.




LATER THE SAME BLACK MONKEY WILL LOOK THE WHITE MAN AND CALL HIM RACIST.



TUEH!

You look the words out of my mouth, word to word