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Politics › Re: 'Extend Voter Registration Deadline By An Extra 60 Days' - House of Reps to INEC by FalseProphet1(m): 8:44pm On Jun 15, 2022

I see Peter Obi getting 100million votes next year.

This I have seen.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: EU Signs Gas Deal With Israel, Egypt In Bid To Ditch Russia ( Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:41pm On Jun 15, 2022

Peter Obi went to Egypt for solution on our power problem, people who haven't seen light in their neighbourhood for over a month were criticizing him. Now Europe is turning to the same Egypt for solution on their gas problem and all of them are silent.

Peter Obi...the man who saw tomorrow.

I see him becoming the next president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: This Is What Is Happening To Me (pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:38pm On Jun 15, 2022

MarryWhiteasap:
Write a playcard, and Carry it with marrywhiteasap on it, quote me asap

For the fact that the op has carefully avoided doing this verification is a clear indication that he's a scammer. And yes he's a male, forget the female pics up there, he probably stole it from the internet.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Why Do People Go Back To Their Ex Believing They Have Changed? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:56pm On Jun 15, 2022*

This story reminded me of Deborah some years back, she was a virgin. I loved her so much, she was so shy that she couldn't even loot at me in the face, she was about 19 then, the first time I kissed her she hid herself for weeks, and avoided me at all costs.

We eventually started dating and she told me she doesn't want sex, I agreed, along the line she gained admission into the university, stopped picking up my calls, we both moved on.

Years passed on and in her final year she called me and told me she wanted to see me. I came and asked her if she's still a virgin, she just laughed and told me the reason she called me is that she's in her final year that she geninuly wants us to date and even get married.

I told her to tell me about her sexual lifestyle, she told me she has slept with 21 guys. 4 were guys she dated, and the rests were just casual sex cos she really clubbed in school and had many male friends. She told me that had 2 abortions in the process and treated gonorrhea twice.

I was dumbfounded, how did an innocent virgin girl who couldn't even look at me and hid herself for weeks when I kissed her suddenly slept with 21 guys within the space of 3 years?

I really respected her honesty in opening up to me and since I didn't want her to regret it, cos it's not easy for a girl to open up like that. I told her that let's be friends then see where it would lead us, but deep down, I'd already written her off.

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Politics › Re: 2023: Unprecedented Surge As Abuja Residents Re-Double Efforts To Get PVC by FalseProphet1(m): 6:03pm On Jun 15, 2022

This is a clear indication that people are fed up of this current administration.

I see Peter Obi winning, I see Nigeria becoming great once again, I see Nigerians in diaspora coming back home to invest cos the country is now much better, I see American and European embassies in Nigeria empty, I see N1 becoming $1, I see electricity becoming constant, I see foreign investors creating jobs for out youths.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Diesel Price May Hit N1,500/litre, 75% Filling Stations Closed – Marketers by FalseProphet1(m): 2:38pm On Jun 15, 2022

Maxymilliano:
Price of diesel pushing as high as 1500/litre

LPG cooking gas is pushing 910/kg

Kerosene is closely following at 800/liter

Electricity collapsed to as low as 9MW in a country of over 200m population

Naira-Dollar exchange rate already hitting the ceiling at N640/$1 with most local manufacturers struggling to remain in business

Security of lives and properties is a no go area as it's not existing

Pray tell, how else can a country be cursed with worthless leaders like Buhari ?

And these are the legacy's someone wants to build on if elected ?

And despite all these, Nigerians are hell bent on voting APC come 2023, even after failing woefully for 8 years.

If Peter Obi doesn't win next year's election, Nigerians would resort to begging in order to eat, I see companies closing down due high running cost, I see various governors unable to pay salaries, I see federal government establishments owing salaries as well.

This I have seen.

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Travel › Re: Lady Swept Away By Flood After Heavy Downpour In Owerri, Imo State (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:17pm On Jun 15, 2022

She would be found alive.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by FalseProphet1(m): 1:57pm On Jun 13, 2022

Mariangeles:
How can the population decrease when it's still Nigerians that'll buy them?

Not every raw sex ends in pregnancy, so not every sperm injection into the vagina would end in pregnancy, it would require a continuous process which will drain the donor and leave him sperm less.

This I have seen.

So how are you...can I send you a DM. wink

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Family › Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by FalseProphet1(m): 1:38pm On Jun 13, 2022

Now that this news has entered Nairaland, I see hungry Nairalanders lining up to donate their sperm for the 150k, I see them donating every single drop of sperm in their pénis. I see the number of barren women increasing cos a large number of males would end up with low sperm count after emptying their pénis.

I see Nigerians population reducing drastically.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: How Peter Obi Can Win The Presidential Election; My Memo To His Social Media Sup by FalseProphet1(m): 9:09pm On Jun 12, 2022*

I see Peter Obi becoming the next president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Why Do Nigerians Feel The SE Isn't Politically Relevant? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:59pm On Jun 12, 2022

PussyMiners:
Who dash Atiku master's degree
Wetin be him first degree ??

Atiku is a disaster waiting to happen. Same man with diploma in sharia studies suddenly possess Masters degree in 2022

Exactly that's why we all should rally behind Peter Obi.

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Literature › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Poet? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:50pm On Jun 12, 2022*

Normal English: Mom I'm hungry.

Shakespeare: Let it be known to the womb that conceived me that my stomach consist of emptiness.

I've read so many of his books and I love his poetic command English language. He's the best so far.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: 200k Per Month Is Small Compare To What Other Men Give Their Wives .. Lady by FalseProphet1(m): 8:11pm On Jun 12, 2022

Fake story...

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: I Like To Smell Her Armpit by FalseProphet1(m): 6:44am On Jun 12, 2022

mmadu5:
Guys I'm wondering if anyone ever experienced this before . Lately I have been smelling my girls armpit it kinda turn me on . What could this be ?

You've been possessed by a demonic spirit named ogor who is responsible for madness, I see the demon further making you to start sniffing people's armpit in public, I see you bring tied and sent to a Psychiatric hospital, I see you becoming mad permanently.

This I have seen.

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Travel › Re: Man Shares Photo Of What He Saw In An 'Ibadan' Hotel by FalseProphet1(m): 6:36am On Jun 12, 2022

That's a shrine not a hotel.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Lagos PVC Clash: Tinubu Is Afraid Of Election - Debo Ologunagba by FalseProphet1(m): 11:32pm On Jun 11, 2022

liasmiram2567:
You have not seen anything. How can a party that has no structure wins the presidential election? No councillor, no local government chairman(no control of a local government in Nigeria), no member if state House of Assembly No Governor, No member if Representative, No Senator.etc.
Who knows him in the north? He can only win may be in Twitter .

The youths are the ones who will decide next year's election. Not your greedy governors, reps members, senators, it's the youths. They would come out in Mass and give him their support.

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Politics › Re: Lagos PVC Clash: Tinubu Is Afraid Of Election - Debo Ologunagba by FalseProphet1(m): 11:31pm On Jun 11, 2022

Mariangeles:
Onye amuma ugha, this your prophecy will be truly appreciated if it comes to pass.

Don't worry Ada it will come to pass and we will get married.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Lagos PVC Clash: Tinubu Is Afraid Of Election - Debo Ologunagba by FalseProphet1(m): 4:53pm On Jun 11, 2022*

2023 will be a very interesting year. I see Peter Obi becoming president.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Man Surprises His Lover With Gift Of iPhone 8+ Tucked In A Bread (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:41pm On Jun 11, 2022

I see that girl using the phone to hook up with guys on coded runs, I see her dumping this boy after another sugar daddy who she met on coded runs and satisfied buys her iPhone 13, I see this boy coming online to lament how Nigerian girls are useless all of them.

This I have seen.

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Business › Re: Peace Microfinance Bank Celebrates 14years Of Excellence In Providing Unrivalled by FalseProphet1(m): 4:38pm On Jun 11, 2022

I see hungry and broke Nigerians checking them on play store if they can borrow money from them. I see them borrowing every last penny in the bank, I see them defaulting on their loan and telling the bank officials that even buhari borrows money. I see the bank running down.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Some Scary Psychological Facts In Life by FalseProphet1(m): 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2022

Demigod22:
OP, get a career, everyone can not make it through motivational speaker career. If you depends on this ulcer will just kill you.

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Politics › Re: Is Poverty Really The Cause?: Moghalu Reacts To Defeat At ADC Primary by FalseProphet1(m): 2:28pm On Jun 10, 2022

Nigerians are poor and greedy and aren't ready for geninue change.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Help! I Have A Spirit Wife by FalseProphet1(m): 11:10pm On Jun 09, 2022

This is a very serious matter. An agent of the he dark force has joined itself to your spirit. You will need spiritual cleansing so that you can be free.

Your deliverance will start with 50 lashes of the cane to weaken the spirit, then prayers and other things will be offered on your head and the spirit will be banished permanently

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Drops Out Of London University To Open Roadside ‘mama Put’, by FalseProphet1(m): 10:23pm On Jun 09, 2022

I see him coming to Nigeria to look for a wife, I see a hungry Nigerian girl dumping her serious boyfriend who trained her in school so she can join this man to UK, I see them getting married, I see her going to UK to sell rice with her husband, I see going to eateries to snap and post pics of how God has blessed her and how she's shaming her enemies I see her crying silently.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Let's Give Peter Obi 55million Votes. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:06pm On Jun 09, 2022

deltaprincess:
Where on Facebook or Twitter?

Let's find them, they're here in Nigeria.

Muslims don't care about we Christians, see the daily killings of Christians in the north and south yet nothing is being done about it.

We need a change

Politics › Re: Thugs Attack Igbo Traders Who Closed Shops To Register For PVC In Alaba Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 7:40pm On Jun 09, 2022

Lionnation:
false prophet are you really Igbo

I'm a Nigerian from the South Eastern part.

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Properties › Re: 5-Storey Building Collapses In Ebonyi (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:37pm On Jun 09, 2022

By 2023 only bungalows would remain in Nigeria cos all the storey buildings would have all collapsed.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Labour Party Delivered Twins- Shehu Sani by FalseProphet1(m): 7:32pm On Jun 09, 2022

marsman:
You are not like the real FalseProphet, he does not talk with sentiments. Stop trying to copy him, you are very bad at it.

Lol...you got jokes.

Politics › Re: Labour Party Delivered Twins- Shehu Sani by FalseProphet1(m): 7:22pm On Jun 09, 2022

This clown that got two votes in the senatoral primaries is here talking. Oh I just remembered, it was the twins that gave him the two votes so he should be greatful to labour party.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Charles Okoye Executive Director Of Lagos Trade Fair Complex by FalseProphet1(m): 7:21pm On Jun 09, 2022

I see Oga Charles winning trade Fair for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Thugs Attack Igbo Traders Who Closed Shops To Register For PVC In Alaba Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Jun 09, 2022

Peppysco:
The same you won't vote in your region but in another man's land, is it that you don't care about who governs you over there?
Yet, the same you that couldn't see the problem in your uncle's house is seeing Obi to get 8 million votes, you're becoming blind gradually. Moreover, will 8million votes guarantee your candidate the presidential slot, I don't think so. You have to be more ambitious man, aim for 15 or 20, but I doubt if your candidate can ever get that

Another man's land in Nigeria?

So there are regions in Nigeria where if I go, I won't be recognized as a Nigerian, and wouldn't be allowed to exercise my voting rights as a Nigerian citizen... wonderful so why do we decieve ourselves with one Nigeria, why don't we just end this silly unity so that everyone can go back to his region and develop it.

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