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Politics › Re: FG Postpones "Nigeria At 60" Awards by FalseProphet1(m): 7:59pm On Aug 29, 2021
The reason why it was postponed is because Southerners topped the list of those qualified for the awards, and the government decided to postpone it so as to give them enough time to edit the list and fill it with unqualified fulani herdsmen.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Sammie Evicted From The Big Brother House by FalseProphet1(m):
This show will be banned after this year.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: No Match Tickets Will Be Sold For Nigeria VS Liberia Match. by FalseProphet1(m): 7:27pm On Aug 29, 2021
I see Nigeria struggling in this match, I see them winning it but with a very narrow margin, I see Nairalanders criticizing them heavily, I see the thread getting to over 20 pages.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by FalseProphet1(m):
Your ex girlfriend's friend is pregnant not stranded, and the guy who's responsible for it isn't showing any commitment whatsoever towards her. If you let her into your house, you will have sex with her and she will pin another man's kid on you.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Weeps As Family, Friends Surprise Her On Her 37th Birthday Party by FalseProphet1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 29, 2021
By this time next year, she will nurse another child cos this emotional birthday will surely have a happy ending.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Sanusi: Why Abacha Locked Me Up In Sokoto Prison by FalseProphet1(m): 6:42pm On Aug 29, 2021
I see Sanusi contesting in the elections come 2023, I see him loosing, I see him getting an appointment as a minister as compensation.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Uzodimma's Political Opponents Clone Newspaper Headline (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:03pm On Aug 29, 2021
sad
Politics › Re: Amaechi: One Day, The Young Boys We Deprived Will Chase Us Out Of Abuja by FalseProphet1(m):
Yes I see this too, I see the youths taking over leadership of this country, I see a better Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Girl Drinks Sniper And Dies After Her Boyfriend Broke Up With Her by FalseProphet1(m): 4:23pm On Aug 29, 2021
That man is probably screwing another girl as we speak. Such a pity she had to kill herself over someone who didn't value her.

I see her on judgement line, I see her regretting her decision, I see an angel playing her life on Earth, I see her begging for mercy...

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 4:48am On Aug 29, 2021
debbydams:
I dey come
Hurry
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 4:07pm On Aug 28, 2021
Magnoliaa:
Sorry, but you're talking in a thing that does not have experience. No. Wtfff. A life-and death situation is her parents issues, but you expect her to support and suggest for him- as the ideal gf abi?? What are you saying?? What's the point of them dating?

Just say you don't know jack about your friend's relationship and accept that you created this thread with a bias. Your last point is totally off key. Who is the person you're referring to? Mr. Yusuf, us or the girlfriend?
So if you have an accident or you're very sick to the extent of death, you won't inform your parents or family members, you'll expect a boy who hasn't married you to take care of you. Are you not aware that if you die your family can claim that he kidnapped you and he can go to jail.

Am not saying a guy shouldn't help his girl if she's in a life threatening situation, but what Yusuf said isn't the issue here cos I know the guy in question personally and know the girl as well. Meaning she wasn't in any emergency situation but just needed the money for an irrelevant need.
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 3:22pm On Aug 28, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
@FalseProphet1

On what basis was she asking for money, bkos if it's a matter of life and death, then the boyfriend is selfish and if it's on something that can wait then the girlfriend is selfish.

Until that is known, your write up seeks to make women look selfish. There should be balance for you to get appropriate responses.
Lol...if it's a matter of life and death then it's the responsibility of her parents and family members to intervene not her boyfriend.

And I don't think it's right to call someone selfish if you can't point out any meaningful thing you've done for him despite him always being there for you.
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 2:37pm On Aug 28, 2021
SmellySperm:
Lols...she's taken already bro cheesy
Nope she's not. I see here standing meaning she's single. Make your move bro.
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 1:51pm On Aug 28, 2021
Magnoliaa:
*Sighs.*

Okay. Since you've asked: he should goan open a beer palor or sports betting center.
Hmmm...you sound like a good Hussler. Smellysperm I hereby recommend this girl, take her, wife her, impregnate her, feed her and clothe her.
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 1:49pm On Aug 28, 2021
RoyaltyQueen:
I will tell by boyfriend to invest in bitcoin or fx, if its my husband, he should invest it in Real estate or agricultural value chain
What if he doesn't know anything about Bitcoin
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 1:49pm On Aug 28, 2021
SmellySperm:
Here to spot good wife materials...
Hmmm. How are you doing bro.
Politics › Re: Soyinka To UN: Declare Nigeria As Protectorates To Stop Bandits ‘Slave Trade’ by FalseProphet1(m): 12:32pm On Aug 28, 2021
sad
Romance › Re: My Wife To Be Daughter Is Seriously Asking Me For Sex/what Should I Do.. by FalseProphet1(m): 12:13pm On Aug 28, 2021
I see him sleeping with the daughter, I see her mom finding out, I see the mom having him arrested for drugging and raping her daughter, I see the daughter acknowledging her mom's claims, I see him being deported back to Nigeria, I see poverty and depression taking permanent residence in his life, I see him attempting suicide.

This I have seen.
Romance › Ladies What Will Be Your Reply? by FalseProphet1(op): 11:17am On Aug 28, 2021
A friend of mine told me how his girlfriend reacted when he told her to suggest a good investment or business he can do with 1m...and she was like so you have 1m in your account and I've been begging you for 50k since last week and you couldn't even give to me. You're very wicked and stingy.

She couldn't even suggest any kind of investment for him...she told him to go to hell with his money that she doesn't care.

So back to the question..Ladies lets assume your man was contemplating on what to invest with his 1m and he wants you to advice him what would be your suggestion?

What kind of intelligent business idea can you as a girlfriend come up with for your guy without reacting selfishly upon hearing he has 1m lying idle in his account.


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Politics › Re: IPMAN Strike: Imo Residents Groan As Fuel Sells For ₦500 Per Litre by FalseProphet1(m): 11:01am On Aug 28, 2021
Despite the hardship imolites are currently going through courtesy of the supreme Court governor, he will be rigged into power for second term by the same youths he paid fulani herdsmen and soldiers to arrest and kill.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Heads To Roll Over NDA Terror Attack by FalseProphet1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 27, 2021
I see the investigation abandoned, I see general irabor retired by the cabals after trying unsuccessfully to pursure this case, I see him escaping an assassination attempt.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Lady Celebrates Her Birthday With Cucumbers, Prays For A Good Man (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m):
That girl has a loads of STDs in her system, any guy who mates with her will be doomed for all eternity.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: My Husband Loves Heavy Breakfast! by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2021
Since you cooked it for your husband and he likes it I won't say what I've seen.
Family › Re: Former Ugandan Couple Celebrate Their Divorce After 6 Years Of Separation (Pix) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:48pm On Aug 26, 2021
I see them having sex after the lunch, I see the lady getting pregnant, I see them remarrying again.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Agents And Landlords Exploit House Seekers In Lagos by FalseProphet1(m):
pocohantas:
Must we go through agents to rent/buy properties?

The ones in Lagos collect 10% of the rent. I have even heard of some that negotiated their charges and it was above 10%. Some of them inflate the cost of the property. Some rent one apartment out to multiple people. They charge inspection fees and the annoying part is that they sometimes end up taking you to an abysmal or totally different property.

Are there landlords here that rent out their properties without using agents? How has it been?
Sometimes the landlords work with agents to help them look for tenants since they're the ones on the field. Unless through a tenant you know personal whose living in the building, it's almost impossible to get an accommodation in Lagos without the help of an agent.
Health › Re: Indian Man Dies After Using Glue To Seal His Penis Shut In Drug-Fuelled Romp by FalseProphet1(m): 2:54pm On Aug 26, 2021
Men in the 21st century have become endangered species, by 2023 there will be no more husbands to marry the ladies available. Marriage will become free of charge.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What's Happening? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:51pm On Aug 25, 2021
That's the sign of the rapture, things are already disappearing and it's becoming very obvious, just get prepared and surrender your life to Jesus Christ.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: How Much Can Set Up A Standard Men’s Boutique In Ikeja? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:43pm On Aug 25, 2021
Take your capital everything in your hand and use it to change the wardrobe of your pastor, and before the end of this year the boutique would become a reality.

This I have seen.
Entertainment › Re: Young Lady Shows Off Her Acrobatic Dance Skills At An Event (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:41pm On Aug 25, 2021
I see that fat guy in white taking her home to pass the night, I see him spending his life savings on her just to have a taste of her honey pot, I see him becoming desperately broke, I see her leaving him, I see him telling everyone that cares to listen that women are demons.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Here Is Why You Don't Have To Get Yourself Worked Up About Any Relationship by FalseProphet1(m): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2021
By 2023 girls will be the ones begging guys to marry them cos guys are going to be tired of their deceit, men will go exteint no thanks to police murders, hunger, accidents, Buhari's fulani relatives and other vices.

I see the book of Isaiah 4:1 becoming a reality, men who will be alive till then will enjoy true marriage cos all you'll have to do is to have sex with your different wives from morning till evening without thinking about how to provide for them, they will be the ones providing for you. Isn't that wonderful brethern?

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Real Is This Job From Dangote? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:15am On Aug 25, 2021
Use Google map to confirm that location, then search the same Google to know if dangote is actually recruiting.

But for me, I believe it to be fake...

This I have seen.

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