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BlackMan6969:
Guy! the thing tire me o. Last week I downloaded a cartoon named "strange world" interesting 3D animation. But those guys want to make homosexuality (gay) look normal. After watching it alone I deleted it. I no play am for children in the house, before them go see gay as normal thing. The world is messed up me man.

Unseen:
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nkwuocha:
Old age they say should come with wisdom. The wisdom that is attained through years of experience, unfortunately, has come to be an abomination to many of our senior citizens in Nigeria. The Jonathan government was marred with insecurity and so a set of "Progressives " came with a Change Mantra and the youth bought into it. We never knew we are signing our fate for years of penury, unemployment, ritual killings, and the worst insecurity in the history of Nigeria.

Sometimes we wake up with empty stomachs and no one to give us hope. We trek the streets of Lagos to Anambra to Jos and to Katsina looking for jobs, jobs whose pay is not enough to give mama and papa a befitting burial.

As a man who gets erected every morning, with no wife to curdle and to mate with. Where is the money? Can a jobless man get a wife? Will he endure a house filled with kwashiorkor- infested kids?

Our marriageable spinsters, your children are clocking 40 with no husband. They are casting and binding the devil in mosques and churches. They are still waiting, hoping that the monthly savings from a potential suitor can take them out of their father's house. Many die in withered hope.

Now we patronize herbalists and pastorpreneurs, thieves on cloaks to save us from excruciating poverty and deprivation. They reap us of our meager earnings, they tell us that our sins made us poor. They tell us our oracles and deities made us poor. They tell us our mothers are witches and so they made us poor. They tell us our fathers practice occultism and so we are poor. Then they ask us to raise sacrifices, sometimes blood sacrifices.

Now we patronize human part dealers. Now we are into fraud. Now we sleep with corpses. Now we kill our loved ones for money. Now we die in our primes. Our girls are into "hookups", they get rammed so they can make up for papa's inability to put food on the table. Now our little girls mount our grandfathers for bread and braids.

The police shoot us when we protest injustice. Our voices are the echoes of a subjugated young generation. They haunt us in beer parlours where we are drunk and our clothes soaked in wretchedness, they also wait for us at gaming centres. They pack us in buses and we bail ourselves with our mothers and sisters already tired bodies.

Dear Senior Citizens of Nigeria, your failures of yesterday are the hopelessness we are suffering today. You voted leeches in power. You voted with hatred and with LONGERTHROAT! You voted wrongly to spite one another. You voted foolishly!

Tell me, who will take care of you when your pension will not be paid? When Glaucoma and cataracts begin to eat your weary eyes away, who will pay for your surgeries? Who will pay when prostrate infirmities begin to rear their ugly heads? Now you are about to waste another eight years of our lives, our young vibrant lives, who will feed you when you are old and gray? When your only life-support is merely a stick and your ears are deaf, deaf so you don't hear the gunshots and clinking knives from ethnic and religious wars, ethnic cleansing, and genocide.
On whose strong shoulder will you place your wrinkled old hands for support? The same hand you used in voting in vermin of questionable characters in power.

Then we will look at you and say in our hearts, "It is your fault", before striking down our victims.


We are still dusted, our shoes cracked from covering painful kilometers in search of the millions of jobs promised.
"Where are the jobs? ", We lament as we squeeze the "pure water " into our mouths under heart-wrenching volcanic sun rays.

We ignore your calls in shame, for we know we have nothing to send to you. Our accounts are in debt and Loans reading like a pendulum nonstop.

We treat our sick bodies with cheap local herbs and by our mid-thirties, we seek donations to manage our kidney problems.

We queue in immigration offices and sleep even in embassies of warring countries for visas. Those of us who are lucky will get a rare opportunity of washing the white man’s toilet, even with our envious educational portfolios. After all it is better to get paid in dollars than a dwindling naira.

Yet our problems persist.

You vote for life political predators who use our intellectual property rights to win elections, the one you paid through your nose by sending us to school. They pay us in kobo so they can reap away our future in Naira and dollars and pounds and Euros. We share the kobos and you dare to say it's not enough to balm your cracked waist?!

They stash this monies away in GP and sewage tanks. They bury it deep so we can't see it. They spit at our hungry faces and call us "Lazy Youths" who queue at their gold-pleated gates for monies while they live in affluence and influence. We dare not profess love to their children for we know that 'shoe get size ‘.Their tinted cars and overzealous drivers break our bones and their police escorts threaten us to settle our own case or get convicted of a felony. Our policemen and security officers drop their guns for their designer bags and umbrellas.

They are back again, the scavengers of the nation. They are back with their mouth-watering manifestos, and now we see our senior citizens rallying to vote for calamities again, to torture us till we are not strong enough to fend for ourselves.They are back again to waste our years of strength, of lifting bags of cement, and of standing half-naked on dangerous nightie streets. They are back again with their divisive style of politics, so we insult each other and fight to pave way for their heirs to rule over our children.

They tell us religion doesn’t matter as long as it suits their bloodthirsty quest for absolute power.

They are back with same old stories they fooled you with but we, the youth will not be cajoled to vote as you have voted.

We are going to take back our country from sick and mentally impaired politicians, political ritualists, religious and ethnic terrorists, egomaniacs, and kleptomaniacs. We are going to effect a positive change this time around. We are no longer going to eat the crumbs from our collective wealth.

Our "Early morning salute" will be attended to by our wives, wives of our youth! Our girls will grow as girls but not as women of easy virtue.

We are going to vote, this time for ourselves and our unborn generation so they can pick our calls when we are old and gray.

We are going to correct your mistakes and we urge you to be our backbones and support us.

As the election date draws nearer, remember your vote is very necessary. Don't dim our esprit anymore. For this generation of youth are soldiers, freedom soldiers.

Vote for a strong-willed candidate. Vote for a candidate who represents us well without delegating his powers to healthier subordinates. Vote the one who balances and respects our diversified religious affiliations. Vote for justice, fairness, and the youth.


We are the true leaders of today. Vote for our tomorrow.


Liana-Lois Apeh.

Bayonet40:
Good evening nairalanders.
Why do Nigerians believe that you must have to cut your baby's hair (especially male babies) immediately they reach 1 year?
Is there any theory here?
People have been suggesting that I cut my boy's hair when he reaches 1 year which is some days from now, he has much hair which I plan to maintain and keep in a good shape.

Abdul05:
look at this educated fool...

Se pvc na American visa..? Is it scarcity or rarity...l mean the pvc


Baba Lekan from ondo state whom l know personally ....

has 5 wives with 16 children and they are all supporting tinubu. ....

Yes they are supporting but none of them has a PVC. Abeg rest!!

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/its-a-shame-for-buhari-to-hand-over-power-to-opposition-adamu/

boyfwend:
Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance.

Hehe, hope y'all Christmas is going very well?
So I just have to let this out of my mind today.
I have now till January fourth to repay the debt of 100k, that I borrow exactly this time last year.
Owner is on my neck, and I am tired. Just so you know, in case you didn't hear from this moniker again, just know I have gone to take a walk at far beyond.

Bethanybethel:
You are right my dad is paying the price for abandoning us with our sick mother. He have some health issues I have decided not to help him, he will suffer until his last breath on earth..

Holybaddo:
Summary
It the love of money
Not money it self is the root of all evil

Don't forget Poverty is the complete tree
Poverty is an evil forest

Check 80% of all atrocities committed are mostly done by poor people

Reason they did it will always be because they are poor and they need money
Kidnappers,IPOB,Muslims terrorist
Check well they are congregation filled with poor men

So Poverty is an evil forest
Know this and know peace

Naira20:
The reality is dawning on Tinubu and he seems to be eating the humble pie.
He has suddenly realized that the more he tries to disrespect Peter Obi, the wider Obi's acceptability.

He has started sending his attack dogs to beg Peter Obi to stepdown so that he could become Nigeria's president at least for 4years.

He admitted he was foolish to have attacked and lied about Peter Obi.
He begged Obi to support him and he would reciprocate Obi's benevolence in 4years.
"Remember, i'm almost 88years now.Please, be considerate" he wrote

Bnno:
When booking for air ticket, do they use cbn rate to calculate the price in dollars or they use black market rate?

The flight is Malaysia to Lagos.
Please post the rate in naira if you can. Thanks

kingmaster2009:
Yes...coming from Nyamiri dumbass

The facts still remain that none of your lineages has ever achieved what Asiwaju Tinubu has achieved in life....go and ask your father why he usually wastes his time playing Ludo and why some of his mates like Tinubu are burning the night candle to have a better future

rickpat:
she should match the DNA test with herself...if it shows the child is her child,then she is lying and should tell us the man that got her pregnant.. but if the DNA test doesn't match with her, She Should know that her baby was swapped in the hospital she put to bed...THESE ARE THE ONLY TWO SCENARIOS,NO BIG DEAL...let her find the solution herself... DNA test is always 99% accurate...but she can try another hospital for the test,if she is doubting

MannyOnye:
https://gwg.ng/2022/11/26/full-details-of-how-sammie-okposo-slumped-and-died/

ATLIEN2027:
Only a brainwashed ipob terrorist Zombidient will believe in the Conman fraudster pandora pathological liar Obi tuary. A man is promising to do this and that but has no record to show of what he did in 8 years as Governor.
Isn't that the height of stupidity, imbecility and gullibility.
Pandora pathological liar Obi tuary was failed Governor with nothing to show for 8 years ad Governor except for poor investment of govt money into his own family business.
Nothing but a Conman with a woman's voice.

lovediehatelive:
Hi, with the growing price of rice, things don't seem to be cheap and eating rice would take much from one's earnings.

The unfortunate flood stories on frontpage and also increase in price of rice is worrisome, but man must survive.

I remember the time I used to buy spaghetti and hardly use rice. But one thing led to the other and the price of spaghetti increased and I was forced to look for alternative, and had to resort to rice because it was cheaper then.

Now same rice is increasing in price, what food would you suggest should be used to replace rice based on cost.

Serial48:
Hello Good people of NL. I'm getting married this Saturday . We plan to have a small reception after church. I'd like to seek the support of good people on this site to help with whatever they can as it will go a long way.. IL put up the invitation on here ahead of time for whoever wants to attend.

If you send me anything, IL be sure to acknowledge thanks and thanks.

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