₦airaland Forum

alsudan:
StatiSense, Na Statistics we go chop?

Thiefnibuu till 2099

He said the lowest. The statistics isn't in favour of the thieving govt

onthehill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZUzmFNYhWA?si=OK-vjYoEds9P8uSc

That's crazy baby

We are going back to the days of boiling water to make it drinkable

Kimiso:
You secured a job to a company where you have to submit your phone everyday according to their policy there,how much do you think the monthly pay will be for you to be able to consider working in such a company

It's not about money, it's their policy. It's either you comply or bow out.
Respect is an asset, value it.
You cannot be a rebel and still give your best

Assigned:
I need your advice please 🙏🙏🙏 long post but please bear with me

So I currently live in a "boys quarter" apartment where I share toilet with about 13 other neighbors living in the face me face you plus the rest of the BQ tenants.

The good side of the house
The house is just about 2 minutes from the main road (trek able) so I don't spend anything on TFare when I'm going to the bus stop. The area also has about 23hrs of power supply which is very rare to find in some other places in Lagos.

All of which are important because I work hybrid and electricity and transportation are major expenses for anyone in Lagos .

The bad side of the house
I share bathroom and toilet with about 13 other neighbors living in the face me face you plus the rest of the BQ tenants and the toilet is at the far extreme of the house. I pay someone each time it's my turn to clean the toilet and sweep.

I also share prepaid meter with everybody (about 15 plus shops) which causes issues whenever we need to buy units and all.
The house has a rule of always switching off the light during the day and putting it on at night by 8pm which means if I have to use light during the day, I either buy additional unit (which the whole house will use because I can't use it alone - no personal switch) or turn on my generator.
No water in the compound so I have to pay someone to help me with fetching water or I carry bucket
The neighbors are one of the most bitter people I've ever seen, but the landlord doesn't stay with us
I pay about 7,500 monthly on electricity based on this arrangement.

The situation

I plan on renting a room self contain (budget 300k max) around the area but I couldn't find any, other places are either too far, not enough power supply, shared prepaid meter, or even sub par apartment for high price.

So as an alternative, I'm thinking about liaising with the landlord to renovate my apartment, get a personal prepaid meter and also channel water from around the neighborhood. The budget which shouldn't exceed 200k.

Considering all of this, what should I do?

You will lose at the end if your landlord upgrade your apartment. You won't be able to afford his new rent. Take your time till you see house that has the basic amenities and affordable

ikorodureporta:
Despite the jappa tide flowing allover, there are some people who don't have jappa in their agenda even though they are not doing well...
Some reasons may include weather, culture, food, caring for loved ones here, lack of strict laws here, etc.
They've decided to remain in their "comfort zone"...

Are you one of dem

You didn't include the most important reason, FUND

The exchange rate makes japa almost impossible for the common man

TreasureJunky:
For Yoruba people, it's not ugwu leave, it is ugu leave. Please Stop spoiling the name of that vegetable

Same way you people turn

Boli to Bole
Aso ebi to Asebi
Egunsi to Egusi

Caaz:
You still don't get the jokes on you?



You're not as smart like you want us to believe .

Lol

Abeg Goodnight.

You can't defend poverty with stupidity...don't try it

Caaz:
Not Berra, because it's not worth it.i have so many things to lose


I took a clue from your signature.

still berra, don't start a lost battle

Caaz:
No strength to argue sir.

Anything you say sir.
Goodnight.

Berra

Mightysomadina88:
Some people love it that way

More like what sapa people will say to console themselves.

E.g Why are you walking in this hot sun?

Reply: I love to exercise and burn some fats that way

Caaz:
I cooked it the way we loved it.

Thanks for dropping by femo

You cooked it with what you have

CaptainFM1:
Is the economy not dry at your side?

no

Caaz:
So I prepared this meal with the said amount.
Veggies sauce and rice.
I have rice at home ,it's a one sitting meal breakfast only.

Very dry, no stew

Golan007:
OK sir.

I'm only saying they look better in other garb.

Every occasion has its dressing. As you can see, they aren't in a basketball court. They are probably around a beach

Missowombo:
Dear Family landers. I am here to seek your advice on how to rescue my car from my neighbour.
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I bought a car, direct from abroad, a very clean and sweet ride, and registered in September, 2023 (5months ago). However, due to the high fuel consumption( V6, 3.5l engine) and the ever unstable fuel price today, I decided to put it up for sale to get a smaller engine capacity. A neighbour expressed interest in buying the car and decided to pay in installment which I agreed. I was also searching for a replacement at this time hoping to use the money realized from the sales to get my preferred ride. My preferred ride prices were shockingly high such that even if I doubled the price I gave to my neighbour it will still not be enough to buy the new ride. Prices rise by the hour these days in Nigeria and I have no hand in this crisis. I returned to my neighbour to inform him that I will not be selling the car anymore due to the present crises in prices of goods in the country. I apologized profusely for every inconvenience and transferred his money back to him. He got angry and said that I must submit the car key and documents to him. He even threatened to send his community and area boys to beat me up and extract the above items.

I came back from work to see my car jacked up, surrounded by 2 other vehicles to prevent the car's exit. For the records, there is no written or signed agreement between him and I concerning this sale. I refunded all his money 1 day after he paid his last installment and kept back my car. I have no hand in Nigeria's current problems. I am pushed to use force here but I am thinking that some initial peaceful resolution could be an option.

You are at fault. You can't win the case anywhere. Agreement is agreement , you can't shift a goal post in the middle of a match.

Golan007:
Mtcheeew.

Dem no need all this na.

They look better as basketball players and not ashanas.

Allow women to do the wome thing

They are women before being a basketballer

Thinktwiceb4:
Good evening all,
pls someone should me because I can't think straight again since morning. I met a girl month ago, she has been on neck to have s*x with her for the past month but I always declined, at times I do reach the point but I always stop, but today's own was different cus I couldn't hold it any longer. Though it was not upto 2 minutes sex before I realized that the economy is not smiling but everything was inside already. After the s*x I contacted some people on what she can take, they recommended beecham and teem solar including the said girl, now she is feeling lizzy.
Pls I don't know what to do, I can't think straight at the moment.

This is my first time having sex and it will be the last for now

She's pregnant immediately....Na so? Feeling lizzy ko, feeling lizard ni

robosky02:
Stanley Nwabili before moving to the PSL featured in the #NPFL for some years with the likes of:

▫️GO Round FC been his first club
▫️Wikki Tourist FC
▫️Enyimba Int’l FC
▫️Lobi Stars FC
▫️Katsina United FC

Our national team coaches are lazy, I m sure we have more gk like Stanley or better than him in the local league.


We solved the gk position by chance. Thanks to Nigerians for mounting pressure on the coaching crew to scout for a new gk

Olarewaju89:

What a country!

Some men be like I don't know how to cook because my mother didn't teach me. So who thought you how to unlock bra

You need few seconds to unlock bra, cooking isn't easy even those that can cook do get it wrong atimes

[quote author=QuinModah post=128481511][/quote]Grab any offer you see. The Country isn't smiling

Gbadespet:
Was there a certain time people rejoice in Nigeria?

yes

Cassandraloius:
Some like it hot and some like it cold. I love it hot with a delicious afang soup/ vegetable soup or groundnut soup. What about you?🎤

half of one
It has too much calories, not good for the system

nlfpmod:
OpenAI

Nice one, it's a nice pal for dissertation writing

hammer567:
THE END OF WHICH PROJECT?


U MUST BE HIGH ON THIEFNUBUU URINE.


GO TO RIVERS STATE AND END IT NOW.

Shit like that dies with the pioneer

Where is Abiola babies, concord airline, etc

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Burkina-Faso-Mali-Niger-confirm-plan-to-form-new-confederation

They will just die of hunger

A dey land that contributed nothing to Ecowas.

We know the Countries funding Ecowas

Lolz, nobody is celebrating the small wins unlike before that people will be praising APC.

Judolisco:
Nice seeing home based players in d squad

We all know that they won't start

Marvieduke:
Let go Super Falcons we are winning both legs.... I observe say no aboki girl for the list...

Women ain't allowed to participate in sport in the North. They are reducing their potential

naptu2:
https://notjustok.com/sports/player-squad-list-for-the-super-falcons-ahead-of-cameroon-vs-nigeria-fixture/

Plumtree is back

mrrandomguy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCfnrN1jX5E?si=igPCr7RpMWZQqpCy

The late Access Bank CEO who died in a helicopter crash had started the Wigwe University project before his demise. It will be recalled that he recently completed his ₦5 billion mansion in Ikoyi, where he hosted billionaires Femi Otedola and Alike Dangote.

From stolen public funds...it's a pity, the end of the project has come

EreluRoz:
This short boy actually think he's a catch mtcheww

He's 100 percent. Naija girls are lonely over there. Not even "hi can I get your number" not to talk of smashing in months

They are in the minority in the scheme of things

Justinlean02:
Lie... Once heard a guy in South Korea asking why other African men can't date Nigerian women since we Nigerian men can date any . The guy simply answered, it's very wrong for you to date a Nigerian girl in Nigeria, it's totally suicidal to date her in abroad.

Your submission isn't related to the article. You might want to read the article carefully.

Key phrase: The man being a catch for naija women abroad