₦airaland Forum

jeims:
Many people won't like this comment

That's the whole essence of offering from the beginning. To assist the needy not to build a mansion called church or buy official jet or vehicles for the ministry

22o62021:
Michael saw all the reds flags during TLC and still went ahead to marry her.

What we do for pali

Dammycouch:
I need advice on the business to run with my money and it must be online

I don’t want to waste this 9.5 million naira

Ponzi is too risky

Keep the chicken that laid the egg. That's your business

ToyinDipo:
Trying to sound like Rihanna, fail

I bet you don't even know what RiRi sound like. Make bad belle no kill you there

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-8UKhwJ04?si=1WnghcTotoSpDIwh

The law of diminishing return

tiffanyfan:
There are five reasons a woman gets attached to a man after sex.

✓ Women naively believe what they hear.

The way to a woman is through her ears. For a man to sleep with a woman, he says what the woman wants to hear:

“You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. You are so smart, focused and intelligent.”
This way, she doesn’t feel like he’s taking her for a fool. And whoops, she falls to his trap!

✓ Women believe in love.

Outside marriage, men are just cheaters (irresponsible men). For men, there’s no love gained or lost. After sex, a man walks away with zero feelings. The game is over. She’s left confused and wounded. Women don’t easily slow down after intimacy.

✓ Women are more emotional by nature.

The woman’s body releases volumes of oxytocin during intimacy. This is the hormone responsible for bonding. She naturally gets emotionally attached to the man she slept with. And the more time he took with her, the more attached she becomes.

✓ Women are nurturers by nature.

Women unconsciously nurture relationships the same way they nurture babies. Women foster and nourish whatever comes their way including grownup men.

✓ Sex for women is an act of submission.

When a woman sleeps with a man, she totally trusts him. In sex, a woman surrenders her life, will and body to the man to do with her as he wishes. That’s why women get broken to pieces when relationships break down.



Fritzy

Maybe 18 century women....Kilo kan baddy pelu love, she just wanna get laid n move on

yusufadebayo02:
A wrapped of Akpu cost One hundred Naira. The same wrapped Akpu cost N1687 in Europe.

That's less than their minimum wage per hour £10.42

How much is akpu in Nigeria and how many can afford it based on min wage per hour
N30000/(30*20) = N50 assumed mon -fri.

DevilsEqual:


Some poeple actually criticized him for the game play in the final

The last time we played our socalled attacking football, we didnt move pass the RO16 IN Afcon, in fact, we couldnt overcome Ghana to advance to the World Cup in Qatar

He wasnt flexible, I agrree but he's not the reason for our shortcomings

Pre afcon, we didn't win a single friendly match. Afcon performance can be deceptive....a lot of luck here n there.

Ebukamatth:
First to comment
Am I am so happy

People wey don die think say we dey enjoy for Nigeria

They don't know that some people are killing themselves because of this hard economy

Even a PhD holder did this in my school whatsapp group....so annoying

It is "I AM" or "I'M"

Darlingme:
There's a lady cleaner in my office, who recently lost his eldest brother. They live in the same city, where she has no meaningful job, no accomodations, but his big brother is a multi millionaire. Who can fix her up in a jiffy, but according to the story, he wouldn't because they're step siblings and past record from her mom towards his mom, wouldn't let him help any of his step siblings.
My questions are:
Why is there too much hatred among step siblings?
Isn't your father the root cause of your hurt?
Why do you easily forgive your father, but can't do the same to his children?
Why do we inherit enemies from our parents and don't want to let go?
Why do men still choose to have children from different women knowing that their children might not love each other and might even give him much trauma in old age due to bitterness and hatred for each other?
Is it same in other part of the world?
What is your general opinion on a polygamous family?

Mother's bond is stronger than that of the father. Its difficult to accept a "sibling" from another mother

lacapine:
Please house help me. My sister has been in a relationship with a guy for the past 10 years and the relationship is sexual. The boy is 37 while she is 34. The boy keeps claiming he doesn't have money to marry her, my sister will say why am I pushing marriage,will I give them money to sustain the home? I have called the guy and asked him questions and he said if I have 100k, I should give him, so they can marry. Abeg how do I handle this issue?

My sister works but she is always broke. The guy is an artist who does art work but sales is poor. Not that I ever knew when sales was good.

How should I handle it?

Leave them alone. Are you ready to take care of them and kids when they come to you for food

mariahAngel:
I know that in these perilous times, it might be difficult to consider any food "overhyped".
I mean, Nigerians eat anything these days, but then, take yourself back to when there was abundance.
Oya, what was that food that you were like what was the fuss about after finally eating it?

Pounded yam

I see it as just another swallow

Infact no swallow make sense without a fantastic soup

Ogiame:
That would be Ewedu.. (No disrespect to my SW brothers and sisters)

My ex so over hyped it any time we talk on the phone... So, I decided to try it out. She invited me to their house so I can confirm the hype.

Her mom has already prepared it before my coming, so it was straight to the dinning table.

Amala was very smooth, as it slides it's way down my throat, but the soup, just didn't see the hype. Na the many meat wey surround the soup I just deal with.

But their “Ewa Goyin” is world class and deserves all the hype

Ewedu is goated with Amala....don't play

ObalendeCMS:
Me, I put on white noise on my phone & voila I'm in dreamland!

I also have this app that plays different rain sound, I love the sound of rain on the roof.

What about you?

Going through twitter page till the phone fell off

Davidic1999:
In this raging economy, trying out new things can be fun incase you don't have enough to fill your belly.

Below is a nice delicacy which is a good source of protein, calcium, potassium and sodium. Also, its know to have a low anti-nutrient content, which means they have less side effects than other meats.

Ebola loading....

jaymichael:
Add a little potash (kaun or akaun).
Second option, add a little baking soda also known as soda bicarbonate. Any of the option works.

yea, you don learn work from iya Basira hand

jelel6:
Oh, because KPMG and Deloitte don't ask for payslip that means every other company must be doing the same. Is it illegal to ask in both the UK and Netherlands, certainly not. Company asks according to their own discretion.

A lot more companies verbally ask your current renumeration during the course of your interviews with them, what you say, and the consequences of your reply about that is on you.

It may not be as common again in other countries to ask about previous salary payslips, but still a possibility you get asked depending on the company till tomorrow.

In Nigeria, it's even a miracle if the big corporates don't ask. Nigeria is part of the world. It's standard practice until the law makes it illegal.

KPMG isn't only in Nigeria, in the UK, only credit facilitators and landlords ask for payslips. Employers are only interested in your background check, criminal records, references, right to work etc

PastorOlokonla:
I don't agree with you. You have to rush stolen ponmo and and hide to eat it so no real enjoyment.

The enjoyment is in the fact that you didn't pay for it

Maisiba:
A cheater never regrets cheating, but regrets getting caught. If they are human, they regret that they hurt their partners. You are dead wrong if you expect a cheater to go on their knees. If they do, double check the motive behind it.

A stolen ponmo tastes better than a bought one

jelel6:
I'm not an HR. And I don't want any company asking for my payslip. However, them asking or choosing not to ask is neither obsolete or modern. It's just what it is: corporate norms. All over the world, it's standard practice. Especially in a world where two employees on the same level or team are likely to be compensated different according to their negotiating power. The candidate is always at liberty to refuse and tell the company to fuckoff though.

I know most companies ask for payslip because of salary negotiations. However, it's just due diligence for others to ensure the candidate worked for a particular company and for the duration they claimed.

It may look like the company holds all the advantage if they know what you're earning previously, but it's not always the case.

Stop lying
Which standard practice? Why is KPMG or Deollitte not practicing that?

What's obtainable in a saner clime is references from your past employer and reason for leaving your job.

Hr have no business asking for your payslip, you are not collecting loan or renting a house from the company

BigDickProblems:
Everyday they are making up rules for Interviews. Why not kill yourself because of interview?


Just be confident and be yourself. That's all. F*ck them if they don't give you the job.

Exactly

The rules are unending n contradictory. Just be yourself n you will get it if it's yours

Watianoengineer:
Better thank God you bought all this for 300k. If Peter Obi had won that your 300k would be worthless like tissue paper. Someone who had little or nothing to show as achievement as anambra governor wants to be president. No be juju be that And yet cyber bullies a.k.a obidients keeps insulting Nigerians for electing President Bola Tinubu who is committed to reforming our economy just like he did in Lagos.

This renewed hope will favor us. Amen

Thank God for what?

That's min wage x 10.
In a saner clime, your 30 day pay should be able to afford that

Rubyjade:
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About Gap in your resume..It's very important.

It allows employers to know how you have been keeping yourself busy while waiting for the desire job

For govt job
Your ethnicity and religion is key to know if your application will be consider based on quota system

Jennyclay:
Not again!!

Another animalistic behavior from these rapist men!!

No woman should ever leave their female child under the care of her of any man not even her father .

I hate men

Your father na man, the person servicing your engine and cleaning your oil filter na man

Malroux:
He tried but the rubbish they played in the final won't be forgotten.

Not just in the final, throughout the competition

We understand that result hide weaknesses

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/moses-bliss-fiancee-marie-wiseborn-release-pre-wedding-photos/

Boring
No grabbing, no fond.ling, no folding

incandescentena:
Sane countries

That's how it should be. Food should be affordable even when other stuff are expensive. In Nigeria, it isn't so

Urgent1Million:
At least it's not completely useless as people think. Plus it contains fibre and can provide calories.

It doesn't make sense, you can't get the required amount of nutrient needed from it. Avoid it

Urgent1Million:
Collagen, an important protein that slows the wrinkling of the skin.
As we grow older, our collagen production ability reduces and pomo is a very cheap means of obtaining our supplemental collagen needs, especially bovine collagen.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ponmo-contains-beneficial-nutrients-says-dietitian/%3famp

It's low in nutrition value. You might need to eat a drum to get the required amount

RevenuesBoost:
My husband don't want us to return to his state because he is enjoying this woman's kpomo in Cross River State.



Today, my husband jokingly said, "Do you know why we didn't relocate after we had concluded that we will? I thought about the Kpomo, Bush Meat and Chicken 😄
Where Will you see 50 and 100 Naira tasty fried Chicken? If not in Cross River State"😄😂
My Funny Husband 😂😂

Which of the "ponmo" is he enjoying? Just thinking aloud

Paraman:
The people who want it to be more than 2k to a $ will still wail in anger and gnash their teeth

You are living in denial, it will get there and surpass it.

You can't use a quick fix for a faulty foundation

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I guess white coaches have helped African countries won it more than even indigenous coaches.

Nothing is special about Afcon. Any coach can win it, the element of luck (Too many matches goes into pk shoot out) and home advantage plays vital roles in most of the wins