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Mmadu2:
I bought a smart TV and everyone knows how costly a smart TV is these days. I have good relationship with my next door neighbor but though he's a very nice guy but he has a flaw which is that he lies a lot. He's single.

He had a small get together in his mini flat so he begged to use my sitting room cos its bigger. I let him and went about my job.

I rarely watch my TV cos I'm very busy with work and come back late tired, eat, shower, browse and sleep. So it was only a week later that I finally got the chance to switch on my TV and behold its damaged and can't display anymore. I never allowed anyone in my sitting room except the day my neighbor used it which is a week ago. I also live alone for a month now and never had visitors of any kind.

I'm filled with madness but don't know exactly how to confront him since he codedly never told me. My main worry is that he will outrightly lie and deny it even if I confront him.

What would you do in my situation??

Are you afraid of him? Man up and confront him. This is not the time of "suffering and smiling"

Morningblues:
Do you guys like getting your nipples suc*k

Only gays do

vickydevoka:
How? Some changebde date of the expired tyre or what?

Expired tires does not mean the tire won't serve you. If you have a new non used tire, after four years, it would have expired even though not yet used

chatinent:
Wetin happen to assurance?

Assurance ti lana

Yinmu

SultanOfAbia:
My only issue is that their girls can Bleep for Africa.
Like Sex is nothing in South Africa
They fvck like there is no tomorrow
The girls are not shy to be naked or show their breast.
Mehhhhn from my personal experience, SA girls go Lash you
No be you go Lash them.
Them go chop you like Kanda
So if you no get stamina no try near those SA babes

They transmit HIV quicker than naija girls...Be guided

Saintmary:
Thank God you have a Mummy.

Isn't God so wonderful.

Don't mind the irresponsible soul

What a waste!

He ll eventually destroy them

olaztek:
Nigeria will become the first champion of the ABC- Aisha Buhari Cup

Competition that won't be sustain

saphiere:
I really like this lady. I wish to be like her someday. I love the energy and drive.

Be careful what you wish for.... Depression is a silent killer

Seconded

Silent achievers unlike those noisy MEN in red that lost to small and young boyz

Who cares...tires are gold now. Even the expired ones ones ain't cheap

That 8hrs sleep is key to good performance in school and throughout the day

owenseddies40:
My wife gave birth to 3boys and one girl for me,my last son scares me a lot because whenever I see him, it's like am before my father.they look alike,talk alike and behaviours too, it's really scarry

That's Babatunde now

sharpwriter:
He has been my Dad's mechanic for long and he's a veteran in the job (I respect him though) but let me still call him a Kazeem since hin no dey exotic and formally educated like Oga Gazzuz

Now, there is this Nissan Primera 2.0LX of the 90's series that I got from my Dad. The engine is good and kicking but I noticed that the steering is hard in turning when the car is stationary.

I told a Kazeem earlier (not this one) about this. He said it is the power steering pump that is faulty.

I looked away and continued driving it like that because I believe I will find a solution later. Also, I still see the power steering fluid in the container, so I believed him and thought the fluid is useless after all since it isn't pumping.

I told our main Kazeem about this and he opened the power steering container while the ignition is on. He said the pump is functioning and that it is the oil that is very low and also that the steering rack is leaking.

He beckoned me to look at it and I saw that the fluid was actually going inside the pipe that led to the steering rack as it should, signifying that the pump is working and that the fluid is low because the base of the container shouldn't have been seen from the top in the first place.

Maybe I misjudged because I believed the first Kazeem. Anyways, I sent him to service the engine and also do the power steering to ease the steering turning.

Now, this is the crux of the matter :

After servicing, he brought back the car, I checked it, saw that the steering turning was better and easier. He now brought out the used engine oil that was drained from the engine when servicing.

He said that is what I will be using to top the oil in the power steering container. I said I didn't hear you well sir

I opened the bonnet and checked the power steering container and I saw that he filled it to the brim with the used semi dark/dark engine oil that was drained from the engine

I was agaped and filled with surprise at the same time (make I no say horror). He was just smiling and talking.

He said instead of me wasting my money that that's what I should use, and that if the one there is low, I should top it with the container he gave me initially (that container is up to 5 litres

I was just looking at him with wonder and I asked that what if it is all these new generation cars of corolla, camry etc. He said it is the same thing, that he does it very well and it is good as substitute for power steering ATF fluid

Now, my question to nairaland car gurus and users is that :

What can you say about this? Any similar experience?

Sorry for the long epistle though.

It will damage the power steering seal in the long-run cos the viscosity of engine oil is higher than that of power steering oil

2. A black oil is a used oil that contains impurities that can damage your pump. Not to be reused as such

Virus99:
55 mentions so far...just 5 more and we go started the disbursement.
Oya

how far

Chijeep:
Why are you cursing someone who is married and have a son
Do you know how many Oloshos who's praying to have what she have?

Abeg park well joorrr... all of una na the same

Lizzy anjorin is not normal. She's our own Yoruba version of Tonto dike

landmark86:
Upon all dis those that will get the job las las will not even show up.
No be Naija

Well said

Amotolongbo:
The owl don smoke weed, the eye don red.

This kinda unique bird can’t be found here, those ignoramuses would have pursued it with their “Holy Ghost fire” shout and broom

Or kill n eat it

Cutezt:
So I was sleeping on my own jejely this morning when a call woke me up from a number ‪09135806427‬, the man behind the line said he was calling me from my bank, Access Bank, and asked if I received a text from the bank asking me to upgrade my date of birth on the BVN, I was surprised but I said no, so he said I was asked to go update it from my bank or my account will be blocked and as it is now, my account is inactive until I reactivate it. For a moment, I thought it was true, since I did my BVN a long time ago, the staff there made an error in my year of birth, subtracting a year from it, and it affected me for sometime until I rectified it 3 years ago, so I listened carefully, the man gave me the 2 day, month, and year of births that was linked to my account (both the old and updated), asking me which was the correct one, and since I know they can't do anything with my date of birth, I told him the correct one.

He was speaking in a very professional tone with very good accents and all, he apologized for the error and I said he should not worry, now here is what I was waiting for, asking for details of my card, he said I should check my ATM card and I will see some numbers, he called the correct first and last 4 digits of my card, and asked me to provide the rest as that was my confirmation digit, that was when I smiled and knew this guy was an idiot. So I took the 2 other ATM cards of my Sterling and Wema Bank, and started mixing up the digits, I will pick 2 from sterling and 2 from Wema and called them out to him, while at the same time, retaining the numbers he got correctly already, the man was confused as I could hear from my end that he was on a PC as he typed and typed but the numbers were not correct, he asked me to call it over and over again, and I still called out the same numbers to him, so he did not understand what was going on until he got tired and switched to pidgin after spending about 18 minutes on phone, he started saying that I was trying to play with him and he was only helping out, and my account will be blocked, so I said, is a bank staff supposed to be speaking in that manner, or even pidgin at all while on official duty? He apologized and asked me to call it again, I called same numbers to him, but as I could hear his frustration from my end, I was seriously trying to holdout the laughter but couldn't, that was when I burst out and started laughing, and the idiot knew that this was no "white man, " switched back to pidgin and started insults, and trust me, I returned them immediately, pressed down, shaking together and running over.

But this leads me to the question, this guy knew very private details about my account, something that no one else knows apart from my bank, so I ask, HOW DO THESE SCAMMERS GET OUR DETAILS?

This man called my exact old house address, does that mean if I were to be assassinated and I still stayed in the old house, getting my details for the operation will be that easy?

it is a pressing question that really requires answers.

This can't just be swept under the carpet every time, questions needs to be asked.

Bvn things

edoairways:
ANAN is recognised in the south, stop giving out false information

you wish

zik4ever:
I didn't mean whether it was recognised in terms of geo-politics or whatever! I meant to state that the ANAN University is the first approved by the Federal Executive Council and so is the first Accounting university in Nigeria.

If you read in between lines, it won't be difficult for you to understand my point that anything ANAN is a scam and remains invalid

CSTRR:
They are hungry.

Why would I go to unilag to study accounting when I can go to the regulator itself.?

It is like the National society of Engineers establishing an Engineering University.

Excess money for the ICAN people Which is what they want.

The Universities should sue them.

It's not the same.

A degree in accounting is different from ICAN professional exams.

ICAN university is under NUC and strictly on first degree in accounting related courses

zik4ever:
Please check this information! The ANAN university already approved and located in Kwall, Plateau State should be the first Accounting university in Nigeria.

ANAN is not recognized in the south. Any Aboki constituted accounting association or institution is invalid

Joysticks:
I saw this cleaner job vacancy at old English bakery at GRA,Ikeja,Lagos after months of job hunting.Due to unavailability of one's preferred kind of job,I like hotel jobs a lot,I decided to submit my CV to one of the bakery security man.

It is hard to get a hotel job at GRA Ikeja despite the big and many hotels located there though.Man know man things.

I was called to come for an interview at their head office in omole phase 1.

I attended the interview.But the salary is manageable being that I am a single man without even a girlfriend.Early 30's.But the resumption time was shocking.I would resume by 6.30am and closes by 10pm for #25k!

Which kind cleaning work be that?And the bakery is own by a Nigerian.No break or free lunch.

My mind told me there were other tasks I would be doing apart from cleaning because no cleaner would work till that time.

So has anyone who have worked there before knows the job description in old english bakery?

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