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CrimeRe: How I Sucked My Teacher’s Manhood To Pass His Subject – Female Student by figoperch: 11:32pm On Sep 29, 2019
Na Iwaya you dey. You sure say no be those guys for abete tear you??
CrimeRe: Port-Harcourt Hotel Serial Killer: Protest By Youth & Women As Killings Increase by figoperch: 7:32pm On Sep 18, 2019
guttentag:
Say No to Hookup
Awon Tinder babes
CrimeRe: Soldiers Deal With Kano Road and Traffic Agency, KAROTA (Video, Photos) by figoperch: 4:30am On Sep 13, 2019
Legitn:
LMAO
Quodedly ba?

Kao ruwa
FamilyRe: Mother Of Eight Loses 40-year Marriage For Denying Husband Sex by figoperch: 1:03am On Sep 06, 2019
skyplustk:
40 years old marriage and she's 52
I wonder o
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 78th Birthday Today by figoperch: 10:31am On Aug 17, 2019
boss1310:
age has really done a number on our maradonna.SAP being his major economic policy is one of the reasons Nigeria is still poor today. who remembers MAMSER in schools then
He included DFRRI too
EducationRe: Yakubu Nura: UNIMAID Press Release On Winning 'World Physics Champion' by figoperch: 8:34pm On Aug 14, 2019
otomatic:
Why is everywhere quiet? Una heads nor like book?
As e no be BBNaija matter, them no go open mouth.

Just mention Venita of Khafi n see.
PoliticsRe: Sowore: One Hour Yoruba Protest, One Week Biafran Protest. NNAMDI Kanu by figoperch: 2:55am On Aug 14, 2019
MetaPhysical:
Shut Up!
Who called him for help? Small time now if you no get wetin u want u start lamenting that we betrayed you. Stay your lane, avoid betrayers by all means.
Why didn't they vote for him(Sowore) in the last elections?
Christianity EtcRe: I Empathise With Busola Dakolo - Pastor Sam Adeyemi Breaks His Silence by figoperch: 9:57pm On Jul 01, 2019
nairalee:
Yeah I wonder how she'll be feeling whenever she is now.

Some people feel she did it for fame

I doubt that. She's already a celebrity's wife and as such has had her fair share of fame

On the contrary coming out makes her forever in public glare as a kinda victim. Even their kids be affected.

"My name is Bola Dakolo"
"Wait, are u related to the Dakolo that got raped family"?
Permanent resident
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill 2 Mopol Escorting Money In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by figoperch: 9:50pm On Jul 01, 2019
Iogobenz:
Was there live.
It wasn't no damn bullion van but money from sales from a drink company been taken to a bank for deposit in a small car.
Then gunmen intercepted them,police showed up and boom!
It happened at ojoto,Diobu though.
Y'all should stop telling lies,I was there!
Paddyman
CrimeRe: Two Mopol Officers Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In Rivers State (video, Photos) by figoperch: 7:42pm On Jul 01, 2019
wisino1:
This is one of the many hazard of the police job with poor pay and working condition.... Why on earth will a company move cash with a private vehicle instead of a bullion van and endangered the live of the poor officer, I have seen many company do this and its need to be stop they get there company car ,the driver ,one mopol and maybe there accountant and they are moving millions of cash to the bank in this Nigeria that we don't trust our self
The cash belonged to a private businessman with affiliations to the brewing company.

Sad news on 1st day of the month
CrimeRe: Two Mopol Officers Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In Rivers State (video, Photos) by figoperch: 7:40pm On Jul 01, 2019
starbuck:
Old pictures... Come up with something better
This happened today in diobu, port Harcourt. They are not old.
CrimeRe: Two Mopol Officers Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In Rivers State (video, Photos) by figoperch: 7:39pm On Jul 01, 2019
Emmyloaded:
Two (2) Mopol men were shot today by unknown masked gunmen at Ojoto street in Diobu Port Harcourt, Rivers State. Wazobia Infos reports.

According to our correspondents, they (Mopol Officers) all died at the spot as the gunmen moved away with millions of cash belonging to the Brewery Company at the same location.

At the time filing this report, the cause of the incident is still unknown.

Watch Video Below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4QoKs8Z5Nw
OP, the owner of the money is a distributor to the brewery company.

So sad for family heads to lose their lives on 1st day of the month.
LiteratureRe: Soyinka: Much Ado About Plane Seats By Deji Yesufu by figoperch: 6:15am On Jun 27, 2019
Lovelyn451:
Everybody will start writing history and politics on top this matter, even Gen.Abdulsalami Abubakar don enter the matter ...interesting
I tire o. Even presidential slot don involve.
CrimeRe: Woman Jailed In Kirikiri For “opening An Account” (photo) by figoperch: 10:00pm On Jun 19, 2019
pocohantas:
Yawns...

No bank will arrest her for such nonsense.
Name change is very common.

Did she do BVN?
Whose name and picture was on it?

So, Rosemary abi Roseline that has almost a million in her account, couldn't get her name right?

When opening the account, what ID did she use? Because it doesn't seem like a Tier1 acct, considering her supposed balance. That is me assuming she has been running the acct.
At least someone must/should have done KYC on the acct.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu On Monthly Sanitation: We’ll Ask People Whether To Return It by figoperch: 5:52pm On Jun 01, 2019
Lyoncrescent:
I get all this hyper the governor and his deputy are trying to do but :
The easiest thing sanwo and hanzat can do first is to domicile the maintenance and repair of roads to the local government. Instead of having the public works in Ojodu Berger going to all the local governments and lcdas to fiX roads, let there be a fully equipped public works department domiciled in every local government and lcda. Fund them properly and equip them and make them accountable. People in each local government can go to the local government to complain about bad roads and all to have them fixed. Eventually their capacity can be improved to road construction especially inner roads and drainage construction. As long as they perform using quality materials, it will lead to a big achievement in road construction and maintenance
The LGs will now have access to their funds with the recent NFIU regulations.

The LGs can now decide to invest in this.
CrimeRe: Man Who Killed Father Of Chikelu Iloanyusi Arrested After 5 Years . Photo by figoperch: 7:06pm On Apr 28, 2019
Nwodosis:
He has not started Nigerian jail term and he's like this!
As in ehn..... He is dead already. Na burial remain.
FamilyRe: Pastor Discovers His Children Are Not His, After DNA Tests by figoperch: 8:49am On Apr 21, 2019
Hector09:
U knw that u could nt father a child and u went and marry and now u re blaming the poor woman
Don't mind him. 1st, 2nd, 3rd child and he never confronted her.

I wonder what he wants the public to do.

He is as guilty as she is for knowing she committed adultery under his roof and he continued to allow it.
PoliticsRe: Video Shows 'Dancing' Link On Third Mainland Bridge by figoperch: 9:14pm On Apr 17, 2019
efeteb:
What you saw is designed to function like that. When bridges are built, there is room given for expansion of the bridge during hot weather that's what that coupling is for. It's called fishplate.

It closes when the bridge is hot, and opens when the bridge is cold. This is as a result of expansion and compression of the materials used in construction of the bridge which is basically steel and concretes

Basic Physics
As in...... BASIC PHYSICS. LINEAR / CUBIC EXPANSIVITY
PoliticsRe: To avoid problem, don’t speak Queen’s English to police officers - ACP Abayomi S by figoperch: 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2019
DamolaIbrahim:
Actually, I only use Queen's English to interact with policemen when flagged down. In fact once I get to any legal or illegal checkpoint and they stop me, I greet them and speak in plain English, so they know they are dealing with someone who is educated enough to put them in trouble. Dey don't give me troubles.

If every car driver speaks pidgin to police, they'll treat all of us like unlearned Danfo drivers, whom they bully Upandan.

I once approached an illegal checkpoint and was flagged down by the policeman, before he could utter a word I said 'Hello officer, I'm an activist and a journalist and the police guy mellowed, and said 'Ah Oga, you can go, Abeg write well oo'. I drove off and bursted into laughter. grin grin

On my way back, the useless police guys don Japa! grin
Driving between Owerri and PH today, an officer asked what was in my truck and I said my baggage.

He frowned and asked what product is called baggage?

I said my bag and clothes, then he said I should go.

So sorry for this country o
EducationRe: 'Why Amala Needs To Be Banned' - Coventry Student Makes Presentation by figoperch: 12:11pm On Mar 15, 2019
Bbbwings:
Yeye boy
I visit mama yusuf not less than three times a week angry angry angry
Monday, amala and gbegiri without ewedu...
Wednesday, amala plus ewedu..
Friday, amala and egusi

huh huh huh
Make God kuku end the world with flood the day they ban amala
Amala T & K for Tanke sef no bad o
CrimeRe: Customs Reacts To Shooting Of Civilian In Ijebu-Ode In Viral Video by figoperch: 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2019
Naijapolitics:
A fabricated story from another useless agency trying to outsmart police in lying. How can a well dressed young man wear snicker be fetching water for them. Even with video evidence, they are still lying to cover up their crime. Nigeria is indeed a doomed country
They should have just lynched them to death and burn them with their patrol van.

Where in the video did the guy try to disarm the customs officer? We could even hear him cockk his rifle before shooting.
May the shooter never have peace until he dies.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by figoperch: 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2019
Atlanticfire:
Someone inserted two fingers into your workshop and was caressing the top part of your workshop yet you say it has not crossed the sexual path?

At what point will it cross the sexual path? with two fingers already in your kini.
I wonder o. ��
PoliticsRe: New York Times Video Documentary On Massacre By Soldiers In Nigeria by figoperch: 6:18am On Dec 18, 2018
Time2Smile:
Why is the President and the Presidency not being held accountable for these crimes against humanity. Watch the video below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6-6wV0agvs
We will never see this on Channels TV, AIT, NTA, TVC and their likes.

So bad.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Letter To National Assembly Rejecting Electoral Bill by figoperch: 9:00pm On Dec 07, 2018
oluwaseyi000:
It's obvious most Nigerians don't read, yet they clamour for issue based campaign, when issue based campaign start most Nigerian youths has nothing to contribute.

The president has raised some cogent point about implementation of the new law before 2019 and the confusion it may create but rather than Nigerian to engage him on the issue they resort to pettiness and name calling.

We truly deserves the leaders we get.

Nobody is even asking what are those laws and how it may affect or not affect next election
Although I don't have access to the draft bill, I'm of the opinion that if it's passed into law, there will be multitude of litigations after the elections on all sides of the divide.

You are right. We need to know how how it affects the next elections.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje: Nigerian Breweries Makes My Job Easy by figoperch: 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2018
ehissi:
This is a Clear violation of Rule 8 of Nairaland.... angry

So Maltina, Fayrouz (I cannot remember the last time I saw fayrouz for depot) and Amstel Malt sell pass Star and star lite, Gulder, Legend extra stout, hieneken, Goldberg?

Take am easy naaaa....... undecided

Wait!!! No don't take it easy...... angry

Oya ban yourself by yourself....... grin
Una dey see star lite sell? No be una NB pple dey drink am alone?

Na ilorin depot u dey or Ikotun?

Otabor my guy.
RomanceRe: Is She A Wife Material Or Should I Forget About Her? by figoperch: 7:11am On Aug 11, 2018
pocohantas:
Amugbo poster!
Na skunk e dey smoke
CrimeRe: See What A Young Man Underwent To Be Initiated Into Eiye Confraternity. Photos by figoperch: 12:15am On Jul 31, 2018
Hmm....... kwara poly.
FamilyRe: Man Earns 150k In Lagos & Wife Earns 750k In Kaduna, Who Should Resign? by figoperch: 11:26pm On Jul 15, 2018
pocohantas:
LOL, I know them na.

I won't even advise my husband to resign in such scenario, because it is not something I see myself doing easily. There are so many things that should be considered, not just the difference in their pay.

Lagos has more job opportunities, probably 'safer'... So, I think it is a better option. The relocation doesn't have to be immediate.

He made other points that I strongly agree with.
Amaka how far? U still dey Abuja?
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by figoperch: 10:34pm On Jul 01, 2018
Yyeske:
This is one of the reasons I decided not to say much here, who said the renaming of the street was to demean Abakaliki now the area is developed , FYI the street was renamed because of the activity around the area which involves the hospitality industry, it wasn't meant to demean Abakaliki in any form.
All these NYCN boys una don come Awka person no go hear word.

How much dem share for una this time?

Beautifulmind2
FamilyRe: 60% Of Married Women Don’t Love Their Husbands- Lady Says, See Response by figoperch: 8:26pm On May 18, 2018
pocohantas:
Sadly, what she said is the truth, though I can't confirm the percentage. She didn't say they are not happy, she said they don't love their husbands. I won't even argue if she says lots of Nigerian wives are not happy grin

Some women marry the most capable man that can be a good father at least (being a good husband is another story, being both doesn't come easy). Men just hook up with the one that's willing to submit and care for the home.

In the long run, the woman finds happiness in her kids.
The man finds it in every other external factor.
Amaka is that you? How's abuja?
FamilyRe: My Wife Sent Her Nude Photos To Zenith Bank Manager In Delta - Man Cries Out by figoperch: 6:37am On May 11, 2018
otokx:
Why did he not meet Jehovah's Witness to settle the matter?

Waiting for the woman's narration.
I guess the elders must have been on the case.

Disfellowship sure as e dey go.
TravelRe: Pictures Of Awka Anambra State Capital That You Haven't Seen (photos) by figoperch: 8:16pm On Apr 20, 2018
Westbestside:
Bros, show the pictures jor. Be like say they don hide your comment grin
I don show them o. As usual, dem no go gree

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